Bionicle

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>that kid who was too loud when you were all playing with your bionicles in secret because they were banned at school and wound up attracting the attention of a teacher who confiscated your Lewa

YOU DUMB FUCK YOU BROUGHT THE HEAT ON US!!!

I'M 99% SURE THOSE CUNT TEACHERS WOUND UP GIVING ALL THE CONFISCATED TOYS TO THEIR OWN KIDS TOO!!!!

>>39074574
HOW IS THIS LEGAL?!?!?

Originalio

I've been meaning to take action picture scenes of the first 6 toa at least in my backyard. I was always jealous of the kids in commercials that would get their toys in the mud and have little battles because I didn't want mine to get dirty but now that I don't care about them anymore I can finally figuratively and literally drag them through the mud.

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>>39074773
Why don't you care about your bionicle toys anymore?

>>39074958
Probably because I stopped collecting them when they went to Metru Nui. It just seemed like it was repeating itself, although I liked the new color palettes. The inconsistency itches my autism. Actually I never had the little turaga's, they seemed to run out early on and I always felt rubbed about it.

>>39074981
The story is unironically bretty gud. It gets darker as the series goes on

>>39074534
I know this isn't exactly related to bionicles, but it reminded me of this for some reason:

>Playing some PS1 game
>old save data is still there
>remember myself as a kid playing through the game
>almost cry because I wish I could go back in time

The same applies to when I find some old picture of me happy or some old ass toys that have been for years in my house.

>>39074534
>not even the original 6 in this image

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>reading lego magazine when bionicle was good
>the bohrok are hatching

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don't be a peter pan he said

be a cynical angry miserable captain hook instead he said

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I was to poor for expensive toys like that, I had that really cheap green army solides you get in a bag for 1 pound or a dollar, doesn't piss me off

What piss's me off is my mum smoked while buying me shit food to eat and being overprotective and doing nothing about me being builled at school for 8 years

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>the free comic

>>39074574
ST. M?

>>39075007
I've heard a lot about it, and I downloaded the comic books but I'm not sure it's the best way to expose myself to it? Anyway I realize now that things started to turn on their wheels with the bohrok. I have to forgive it though because the bahrag are my favorite set of all time from bionicle. The toa nuva and bohrok kal were just bullshit but I hade faith in my series. I trudged through takua nuva's bullshit story line, even bought that shitty crab that fell apart when using it, the rahkshit who had the lamest action move of all, and bought the movie and PC game. I bought all the Metru Nui toa but the enemies were so lame I just couldn't muster up the interest anymore. looking on ebay I could get the turaga for 40 bucks or so. I may indulge, just to complete the original classic pre-bohrok series, I also need the remote control crab rahi but I have everything else from that period.

>>39075164
I feel you, it only really gets good again with the piraka story arc and the ending is kinda shitty

Man, I adore Bionicles. All of my gen 1s are broken to shit but I have all the toa from G2 (which, sadly, isn't much of a claim given their shitty builds). Anyone here in Maskposting on FB?

>>39075207
>piraka
I read about them, I find it hilarious that they made an edgy nigger version of the toa

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These things

organo

>>39074534
>had the shitty minifigure bioncles aside from tiny booster kits

>>39075124
this shit was so cash, breathed life into the toys

>>39075118
at least now you have all important victim cards

>>39074981
>Stopped at metru nui
Holy fuck I'm not the only one. I wanted to read more about the current toas, not about when the old farts were toas.

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>>39074534
>bionicle has come and gone two years ago again and no one gave a shit
it's not like i bought them myself, just interesting to point out
anyways i loved bionicles as a kid, pobably had 50, i was into it for like 5 years, 6 years old to 12 iirc

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>>39075283
we have to grown up somehow

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>>39074534
Oh I love these things, their what got me though my terrible childhood. I would play with them for hours and hours and for years and years. When I take them out now I get sad because there're almost all of them are broken from playing with them to hard or just years of them sitting in a tub, What I'd do to be my 5 year old self playing with bionicles again, taking them out now doesn't have the same appeal as when I was a kid playing with them.

>>39075338
I thought it was kind of neat because I never had the turagas and that was my way to vicariously possess them. I was also around the age where I started looking at girls more...I guess I thought I'd be a regular chad, if only I knew my fate I might have minded my toys more...

>>39075321
Asshole, thank you

The Piraka days were the best days. Loved fucking Vezon and Fenrakk.

>>39074534
I don't know why, it may be the apu pepe but i want to give u a hug. cm'ere big guy <3

There's at least three boxes of them in the very same room as me right now. I used to love them so much. I'm really reluctant to throw them out even though they're just gathering dust and taking up space at the moment.

>>39075577
Don't get me wrong, I still bought sets, I just stopped caring about the lore and made my own stories, especially with the MoCs I'd inevitabley build. My parents didn't buy me toys after the age of 13 so I'd get my brother to ask for them for me.
Tfw I stopped knowing how to play with toys after I turned 14. It's like I physically could no longer play make believe with my figures and make up stories.

Tahu was clearly the best.
Fucking fight me niggers.

>>39076912
>stereotypical hothead MC
>not ice cold Kopaka
you sicken me pleb

>>39075617
>YO YO PIRAKA!
>GANG IS ON THE LOOSE

>>39076983
Kopaka is a true robot

>>39075234

Used to have green vs tan wars with these guys in my sandbox when I was a kid.

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>>39075391
NOOO I SHOULDN'T BE TURNED ON BY THIS!

I always preferred regular Lego.

>>39077084
too bad it's been all commercialized bullshit for over a decade now. at least bionicle was original.

>>39074534
I remember all the rich kids having these and I didn't know wtf they were. Also my normie cousin was autistic about them too.

>roodaka
hnnnnggggggggg

>>39077228
they were cheap pieces of plastic bro, rich kids get expensive statues of spawn characters and put them on display shelves and shit like that

>>39077180
>implying I was playing with Lego a decade ago
M80 try the 90s.

>pirates
>ninja
>samurai
>space
>rock raiders
>police

Basically anything from the system line was gonna be sweet.

Man I loved that samurai/ninja fued

Well I think it was. Or maybe I just made it that way..

>>39077405
Lel what are you talking about, bionicles add the fuck up real quick. Only austists would get spawn statues and sperged the fuck out at you if you even looked in the general direction of their shelves.

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>they're in a bin literally 4 feet away from me

Who here played with action man as a kid?

>>39075155
St Martin's?

>>39075155
You really think
a. only one school did this?
b. there's only one "St M." school?

>>39075061
I had the brown one