/britfeel/

1st for Ebin, king of /britfeel/

>>39074326
Proper comfy nighttime image. One with the lamp is too much tbqh.

File: Kevingoreeee.jpg (130KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 500x500px

Cheeky little reminder for you night lads.
Hope you all get the dubs you seek.

- Kev x

File: budwojak.jpg (62KB, 320x408px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 320x408px

>>39074326
He is already forgiven. The /nightguard/ are peaceful and merciful.

>>39074326
ahh I've let him off that video was pretty good OC

File: image.jpg (604KB, 2592x1936px) Image search: [Google]

604KB, 2592x1936px

Here's a pic from a sighting of /basil/ last night. He got really close, into the garden next I mine then a car went past and he ran away and didn't come back. Fucking normies, why do they always have to ruin everything

He comes at about quarter to 4 now because it's starting to get light a little later, mercifully

File: august day new.jpg (2MB, 3877x2823px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3877x2823px

>>39074377
Agree tbqh, shan't be using it. The new daytime one looks great though, lots of little details

>>39074436
Fuck off racist fox boy

File: McCoys-Flame-Grilled-Steak.jpg (39KB, 614x383px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 614x383px

Thread feels uber comfy right now, feels like there's only 5 lads or so. What's your favourite crisps? Can't beat McCoy's flame grilled steak, at least I haven't found any that's thicker, crunchier, and has more flavour. If you know any let me know

File: hunting for foxes2.jpg (55KB, 452x400px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 452x400px

>>39074436
glad the hunt is still on lad

>>39074533
putting aside texture, for pure flavour I'd say marmite flavoured walkers

>>39074533
Steak flavoured crisps are god tier.

>>39074533
Not gonna lie lad I really enjoy beef space raiders

>>39074479
Not too keen on that one either tbqh. Currently a lot of the detail is too small to enjoy from a glance. It might improve in time but not sure.

The lad did say he would post a psd of it which unsurprisingly he hasn't bothered to do.
It has somethings that need fixing up a bit first.

If he posts up the psd and the small details get fixed up. It could be something. I think having it running alongside the current image might be interesting at the very least.

>>39074564
Me too lad, they're great. I like to suck on them for a bit. Bag's are a bit small/light though

ffs. i did not know there was a new thread. i have been sitting in the old thread like a right tit

>>39074533
Lately been a bit partial for Tomato snaps.

Comfy codeine buzz lads

File: 1440558970067.jpg (31KB, 394x458px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 394x458px

>>39074533

Ate a packet of these everyday for lunch

After the 2nd week people started to notice

Couldn't give a fuck desu, they are proper tasty

>>39074668
How do you miss the post that links everyone to the new thread?

>>39074533
favorite crisps are probably just classic salt and viniger walkers. bit boring but oh well.

>>39074688
i dont know, i must have been busy replying to someone and just went to the bottom of the thread or something.

>We'd like to thank you for taking the time to start your application for the position of Trainee Bus Driver
>Please note, these positions are popular and attract a high volume of interest

who are they kidding, who wants to become a bus driver

>>39074752
honestly lad, you should try working voluntry once a week. experience can land you job and it might make you realize what you like or dont like. up to you though

File: 1460648142033.jpg (7KB, 231x218px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 231x218px

>>39074752
ebin please dont become a bus driver someone will end up dead

for the past year I've eaten nothing but chicken sandwiches and chicken with rice
I want to branch out but i don't know of anything else I like that could make a meal
chips obviously, but I'm not mad about chips

>>39074580
It's a blank slate, no point cramming it full of stuff from the get go let it evolve.

I'll post the PSD when the pub name is fixed, was gonna do that tonight but been waging 10am till 1am

>>39074787
branching out meat wise or more chicken?

>>39074804
I'm fine with chicken
sick of rice and bread

>>39074787
>for the past year I've eaten nothing but chicken sandwiches and chicken with rice
y tho

File: fatmii.jpg (108KB, 690x608px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 690x608px

>>39074809
so as to not be a fat shit

>>39074814
Sandwiches and rice are fattening

>>39074787
you're like me. i always eat the same food. i think its called selective eating disorder.

>>39074826
less so than pizza and burgers
I know what I'm doing

>>39074814
Bread isnt generally recommended for dieting. Congrats on not being fat though

File: f14.png (1MB, 1688x2000px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1688x2000px

>>39074783
possibly

>>39074778
considered it and looked but couldn't fit much info about it. Problem is i'm quite desperate to move out and will it dampens my mood on everything

>>39074835
>less so than pizza and burgers
there's other food bro

>>39074790
Like I said. Improve in time.

>>39074869
>desperate to move out
let britnormie pay your way and add 'world traveller' to your CV

>>39074877
I've asked people to share them but they're just telling me I'm losing weight wrong

everybody is an expert on nutrition all of a sudden and knows what's best for me
I just want an alternative to rice

>>39074787
Anyone here eat pork mince? So fucking good fried with rice and chinese spices

File: 20170814_003313.jpg (1MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x1836px

saw "the hatman" on my /nightwalk/ again tonight, hes a strange bloke dessy, doesnt seem to mean any harm though

>>39074904
>I just want an alternative to rice
vegetables

guys quick give me grill advise

I met a cute studio engineer in a radio show session and we talked a lil bit and I gave her my twitter info then before I left I got her instagram and she gave like a bit of a pleasantly surprised look and said "nice to meet you" and winked when I left

then I get home and she finished her shift about an hour ago and 30 mins ago 2:30 in the morning i.e. shortly after she's finished her day and just gotten home she followed me on twitter

do you lads think I should just message her tomorrow (today in the evening) about how her shift was or wait until the day after

>>39074912
>the hatman
sounds bit spooky lad

been watching Rogue One on sky movies. it's so mediocre, if it wasn't star wars no one would give a shit

been drinking a bit too, what you anons doing in the middle of the night?

>>39074938
okay, you need more info

a typical meal for me is a grilled chicken breast w/ seasoning, a cup of rice and some mixed vegetables. peas, sweetcorn, carrots and such

I'm not swapping the rice for more veggies, there's plenty already

>>39074960
Trash innit, took me 3 attempts to stay awake through it

File: 20170811_013145.jpg (2MB, 3264x1836px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3264x1836px

>>39074951

i gave him that name myself, hes an old bloke, probably 60 at least, but no matter what weather it is, or what season, he always wears a long dark coat and obviously a hat - does actually look like a fedora or trilby, i always see him roughly in the same place - a pretty well-to-do area and hes always acting strange, wondering around in peoples drives and gardens and around the grass and trees, ive probably seen him a dozen times over the last 2 years, always wearing the same things and acting strange, creeping around dark places. I dont know anyone who lives in that area so i cant really ask if hes known at all around there

just ripped a skin tag off my neck
bleeding quite a bit

File: 116358011_0_640x640.jpg (43KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 640x640px

what's your favourite muller corner lads?

for me it's a tossup between the choco balls and the shortcake

File: WhatPepe.png (29KB, 741x568px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 741x568px

>>39074945
dont no how grils work sowee fren

File: durr.jpg (21KB, 640x432px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 640x432px

>>39074835
>I know what I'm doing
>has exclusively eaten chicken sandwiches and rice for a year

>>39075028
Cadbury do Flake ones. Top stuff.
I'd say the white ones though.

>>39074964
I have 2 chicken breasts with veggies I dont know why you need rice at all desu.

>>39074787
I don't understand. Just go on a recipe website and try making various things. Try a carbonara, that's easy.

>>39075090
12 stone down
I know what I'm doing

I've had about 5 replies and not a single answer to my question
I know it's late lads but c'mon

>>39075146
spaghetti, thank you!
that is at least a viable answer, you're head and shoulders above the rest of these muppets

File: 1493930506715.gif (2MB, 360x202px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 360x202px

>>39074561
the finest crisp if I do say so myself.

https://www.timeout.com/london/blog/run-to-the-cornershop-walkers-just-announced-it-may-discontinue-salt-vinegar-crisps-081417

im screaming. they cant do this to my crisps

Guys am starving to death what do I do to nourish my body?

>>39075211
inject swarfega into your eye socket

>>39075211
eat food. eat literally anything eatable if you're starving

>>39075236
>eat food
can you give examples of 'food'? Proper answers only I know what I'm doing.

>>39075266
have I upset you somehow?

>>39075266
hotdogs

chips

peanuts

toast

>autist
>obsessed with Elliot
>used to be mates with Shipanon
/ourgirl/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3O9OC9PHaw

are morrisons still doing those huge sausage rolls?

File: WCW3.jpg (71KB, 739x493px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 739x493px

>real Steiner hours
>not being up
state of this thread

File: 1463109009485.gif (495KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 500x281px

no idea where i found this gif but its the pinnacle of comfy t b h

File: image.jpg (669KB, 2592x1936px) Image search: [Google]

669KB, 2592x1936px

So far only a kitty (by the wheel of the car). Usually if the cats are out /basil/ won't show up, but he has on one occasion so there's still hope

>>39075910
That's very comfy mate. Nice.

File: large_18459680ebe865824c7a871f187f9dfe.jpg (69KB, 900x603px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 900x603px

>>39075910
very nice lad, top comfort

File: 1494280811102.png (119KB, 399x320px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 399x320px

Milk Cat 154

What's /basil/?

>>39075923
Cat is out
>>39076451
Basil shows up
>>39076461

>look up pornstar
>find this
imagine my shock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ddI-_8NpNs

>>39076491
She needs to sit on my face

>>39076514
She's hot and does good joi/solo stuff but keeps doing that disgusting twerk bullshit which kills my mood.

>>39076542
The twerk video of her blue cat costume was the first time I saw her and I was hypnotized

File: c2799a4d5df898d308d1109b99f96e29.jpg (167KB, 600x550px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 600x550px

Morning lads, wageslavery in a bit. How are you doing?

>>39076570
>twerk video of her blue cat costume
I havent seen that yet. Costume sounds nice.

>>39076542
>joi
knew i'd seen her somewhere

>>39076654
It's a shame most of her femdom vids have her with a strap-on. I've not sunk that far yet.

File: 1502668443182.jpg (177KB, 528x516px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 528x516px

>>39076682
you are smalltime, i have fallen far

>>39076582
please fuck off from the night threads and post during normie hours, you're fake as fuck thanks

>>39077025
What's your beef bruh?

>>39077126
he makes me really uncomfortable, his act is so fake it's a bit sickly desu he seems like a manipulative person
he's a normie anyway

>>39077025
>bullying a mentally ill girl

Fuck off cunt

Think it's time to get rid of my catto. little bastard's shat in the kitchen a good few times and pissed on my clothes.Caught him pissing on the bathroom floor last night and i went apeshit, proper lost it went downstairs and destroyed his toys.
Going to call it quits on the pet front i think and just concentrate on me

>>39077246
put your trip back on tilde or go away

>>39077282
How old is he? Ready to get put down?

>>39076582
been playing sonic for 5 straight hours
it's fun

I dont know if I should try to sleep or stay up as long as possible.

>>39077383
he's 5 year old no not ready to be put down. need to find a new home for him or something. got him from rspca last year but feel a bit shady sending him back there. just had a shit on kitchen floor again, bastard.

File: 51.gif (966KB, 500x281px) Image search: [Google]

966KB, 500x281px

Is it going to snow this Christmas?

>>39077603
Why don't you try training him?

>>39077632
Worried it'll slow you down when you snatch a kiddie?

File: f47.jpg (177KB, 1632x1224px) Image search: [Google]

177KB, 1632x1224px

>>39077632
It barely every snows, haven't see much snow since a bad winter about 7 years ago

>>39077715
Bloody global warming gone mad mate

know what I fancy?
jam roly poly and custard

Fave food lads, lets go.

Mine's chicken wings.

I've recently got into taking photos, just on my phone. It's hard to get photos when you don't leave the house though

I couldn't sleep and haven't slept yet so I think I might go out now, it should be quite empty

>>39077874
>Fave food
chicken and rice or chicken sandwhich

>>39077878
Cool lad show us any good ones please

>>39077878
Pics of your adventures for the lads

File: 1502645941670.jpg (93KB, 1366x1156px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 1366x1156px

Good morning britfeel.
Time for me to wagecuck, sleep tight bennie boys, I will miss you.
We're having slag bol tonight

File: 13.jpg (31KB, 464x566px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 464x566px

>>39077715

Quite.

The quantity of snowfall in which we've received has been decreasing on a yearly basis.

How very sad, winter is my favourite season.

>>39078054
I get a day or two in feb/march in the south east. Probably had only one white christmas in my life.

>>39077900
I'm sorry I upset you
please try to get some sleep

File: 1452612550193.jpg (72KB, 500x493px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 500x493px

>>39078097
I'm just playing with you anon. Congrats again on losing so much weight.

>>39078166
I'm cautiously optimistic of this new friendship
and thanks

>>39078054
Is this true? Recent years have been snowy as fuck here and I don't remember winters, except a few, ever really being show growing up

Anyone watch bbc breakfast? The blond guy is full on autistic

File: FMQneTW.jpg (182KB, 1024x1365px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 1024x1365px

i want to lose my virginity to a cute asian girl right fucking now

Ever since I was a kid I've heard this weird piano playing every now and then in the distance. It's always the same melody, any ideas on what it could be? I used to just think it was actually someone playing the piano but surely they'd play more than the one melody over the past 20 years

>>39074563

That's what dog tastes like.

>>39074945

Offer her a chance to binge upon your delicious seed.

File: e.gif (402KB, 499x394px) Image search: [Google]

402KB, 499x394px

got rained off today lads

>>39079181
CP? wtf

File: 416.jpg (58KB, 494x311px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 494x311px

>>39079181

Would it not be considered unhygienic to display ones arse in a classroom?

>>39079712
not if they're asian

>>39079652
they're asians lad, of course they look young. i'm pretty sure they're not underaged

>>39074964
Cous cous?
That Quinoa shit thats not particularly very nice?

>>39079652
>CP

Hello new friend, that image is old as fuck

>>39077645
sorry for late reply. he's trained though, indoor cat only had no problems before.
think this is for the best anyway my life's full of anger and hate i shouldn't have brought him into it

>look in mirror before bed
>think I look alright, maybe even kinda cute
>look in mirror when I wake up
>look like some hideous monster

HOW

>>39080102
total opposite for me, i look like shite come mid-day

Hungover as fuck

Going to shop later to buy fuckloads of food to get through it

Nervous about it

>>39080270
hare of the dog lad, drink more and you'll be alright for the shops, go down in about 20 mins or so

No one respects a closed door in my house. Even though I'm not actually doing anything that it actually matters 99% of the time it still annoys me. Can't even tie my shoes in peace without someone opening it to tell me something useless then not closing it.

>>39080427
put a chair slightly in the way so they bash into it each time they open the door

lads what would happen if you crushed up painkillers and snorted it

thread is a bit dead today my loves

>type desu
>phone autocorrects to desi
REEEE STOP IT CHINKPHONE
GOOD ASIAN ONLY

>>39080774
It is a bit yeah. People just starting work and stuff

That whole "kidnapped model" thing was definitely staged. She's doing this for publicity and got some poor bastard to help her fake the whole thing.

He'll probably wind up actually going to jail for it. They're in too deep.

>>39080427
"Were you born in a born?"

File: mechapup.webm (1MB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 640x640px

It's a sleep for 11 hours episode.l

Feel like a zombieeee

File: IMG_3851.jpg (94KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 640x640px

>tfw you didn't wake up to Sophie Turner snuggled against you under the covers
Why live?

>>39081200
oh wow i didn't know maisie and sophie were sisters and the onion knight was their daddy

have you ever tried to wank over a picture of yourself?

>>39081233
Pictures of myself make me want to self-harm, so nah

>>39081220
>tfw the onion knight will never be your father

>>39074326
am i still bannedgdfgdfgdfg

>>39081200
What would you even talk to her abot?

File: sadness.jpg (105KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

105KB, 1920x1080px

>>39081264
>you will never teach the onion knight how to read

File: IMG_20170814_211247_406.jpg (53KB, 286x530px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 286x530px

Just finished work lads, what can I get you from the shop?

>>39081233
yes

File: 1500061979340.gif (62KB, 888x920px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 888x920px

Just going to the paki shop lads, anybody want me to grab anything?

>>39081391
think i will be fancy, can you get me a mint cornetto

>>39081351
Hey Tilde, what was your job interview like? You sound autistic yet you managed to get a job that involves social interaction.

>when you peruse the nighttime threads every morning with breakfast.

Bit disappointed that Ebin sounds really stupid.

>>39081441
took you this long?
he doesn't understand a thing he says, he just repeats what other people on 4chan spout

File: Alice Uno.jpg (15KB, 236x317px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 236x317px

>>39074326
Post your Alice(s) lads!

File: 84e6a64f0a11763741b8ffb61e6c473e--united-kingdom-circles.jpg (43KB, 480x640px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 480x640px

>>39081452
Here is Alice blocking your path.

File: battumannu.jpg (89KB, 957x834px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 957x834px

>>39081452
how about batman

File: 459f5ed52951f4cb9a84524f4df892eb.jpg (40KB, 350x466px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 350x466px

>>39081461
Alice in her central American dictator uniform.

File: france_x_fem_england__france_s_misunderstanding_by_cluttercollector-d6ojp28.jpg (47KB, 450x600px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 450x600px

>>39081469
Alice being perved on

File: Conan-anime-guys-16136421-500-375.jpg (24KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 500x375px

>>39081465
conan the detective

File: america___england.png (1MB, 900x1118px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 900x1118px

>>39081472
Alice and the fat cunt Amelia

>>39081391
L-lads I'm going to a reputable British shop, not some dirty, overpriced place!

>>39081416
I thought it went well. Just bragged about myself really. Kind of needed to force it but I think I have a big ego so it wasn't too bad. Try pretending you're a normie and the bravado should help. You're never going to see these people again so try not to worry

File: Short Hair Alice.jpg (78KB, 800x859px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 800x859px

>>39081479
And finally, short haired Alice

Going to the shop soon. Hope to get a pot noodle, a microwave burger, some doritos and a bottle of Fanta. The hangover is wearing off abit now at least.

So this is how it ended up.

>>39080341

I spewed last night so not an option. Your post actually made me sick when I read it.

File: 940a36b7457a92d3c94b1e6a10a7dd7cbd01f129_hq.jpg (23KB, 500x462px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 500x462px

>>39081465
Alice is the most British waifu

>>39081480
Lad you work a company that harbour nonces

>>39081351
Try adding you on the ps4, why give me fake account just, wanted to play with someone

>>39081510
he is a nonce though so it works out
how old is tilde?

>>39081351
50g golden virginia, can of irn bru and a pasty please lad

>>39081497
>Your post actually made me sick when I read it
well that's good, isn't it? gets it out of your system

Why do so many Japanese people smoke?

>>39081588
They still have that 80s aesthetic going on. Was all the rage back then

>>39081280
I wouldn't talk, I want to hear her vent every aspect of her life to me.

>>39081351
One gf (female) please

>I really want a cigarette
>Smoke cigarette
>Wow this is really unpleasant

Repeat. How do I convince myself to stop buying fags, I don't even like them.

>>39081667
Start smoking cocks instead

>>39081519
It's not fake!

tilde_desu

>>39081510
It disgusts me but a job is a job

>>39081558
Don't have ID lad and they'd want to see it. I'll get you a Twirl to make up for it

>>39081655
It isn't that simple anon. Ganbatte!

>>39081767
twirl is as good as anything, thanks lad

File: 1497919622513.png (467KB, 589x526px) Image search: [Google]

467KB, 589x526px

Lads, how does this video make you feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

>>39081767
well searched it nothing comes up

File: realy makes u think.png (58KB, 673x678px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 673x678px

Do you think a nazi rally could ever happen in the UK?

>>39081786

I just want to throttle that little autistic shit

Also his cunt mother is a problem

>>39081799

National Front in the 70s

>Go to bed last night at about 480 posts in
>Wake up to check the backlog
>about 170 posts here
>"I won't need to both checking those last 20 posts"
>See people talking about 'the video'
>Go back and check it


Almost missed a treat. I will never miss a post in the backlog again. Every single britfeel post I shall read from now on without exception

>>39081799

I'd love to join in but I'm brown.

I just want a fascistic leader who isn't obsessed with race but enforces an English Christian mono-culture. Is that too much to ask?

>>39081786
A little bit of a shame. Maybe I'm projecting here, but I'll bet he's retreated to the extent that he has because of his parents and his negative life experience. I work part time myself, about 12 hours a week. That feels like enough for the time being, but I'll keep increasing it. A year ago it was three hours.

File: our crackers.jpg (51KB, 672x372px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 672x372px

>>39081834
Fascism isn't just about race their are many type's of fascism, clerical facism is the one you want.
>>39081799
Yes and any have happened, and will keep happening unless may outlaws it.

>>39081786
Those parents are fucked in the head. How is screaming at the poor lad and calling him a basket case going to help?

Getting your life back on track is small steps, they seem to think a huge confrontation will be some catalyst to snap him out of it and immediately fix everything, they're deluded and extremely unhelpful.

>>39082094

I think my pet peeve about that video is how he suggests 'stamp collecting' as a hobby

>>39082094
i thought it sounded like the mum was against it, or at least tried to do it more calmly and just lost it when the dad got angry

>>39081786
>that quiet crying

didnt need these feels desu

>>39081817
i must of missed it, what video?

Lads don't worry, the Louis thing was fake.

>>39082232
can i have some sauce with that

>>39082229

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvCLLr0h2rE

>>39082247
There's not really any source. It was me and some mates who made it.

>>39082232

Sorry lad, this is far too authentic to be a BritNormie masterpiece.

This is pure 100% boomer talk

has britnormie ever actually presented a piece of original work? or does he just pathetically claim that everything is actually his?

>>39082277

Marko and SS which was certainly a masterpiece, his 'Terry' character had a good run too

>>39082277
Oof, you've got a bit of an attitude mate!

>>39082295
The "Terry" thing is my favourite by far, made me laugh much more than anything else I've done on here. Got to thank Poley for that, he could have denied it days before he actually did.

>>39081786
the guy taking sounds like a fucking annoying cunt sounds like a shitty stepdad

File: 1498919622513.png (484KB, 454x526px) Image search: [Google]

484KB, 454x526px

Check this one out as well lads, it's funny instead of sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54

>have dry skin on top of head
>need to put cream on
>gets stuck in hair for literally days even after cleaning it
>too ugly to shave head so persevere
>walking around town with retard cowlicked greasy hair

Saw a lot of blonde people though so at least I take comfort in englands persistent racial integrity

Should I aim for 150 days sober or should I go for 6 months or even a year? It'd be nice to have a binge for my 30th, that's all.

is a camouflage tent childish? it's the only one they had that was a framed bivy tent

>>39082316

Every time I saw that I just imagined this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnszUFRaL50

I think David Mitchell has such an autistic sense of humour but it's brilliant for those who appreciate it, I bet it was a struggle to get half of this stuff approved by the producers etc

I feel so fucking dizzy from the sleep8ng tablet and monged out lads

>>39082360
Zopiclone, was it?

>>39082339

Just stay sober until your birthday

>>39082366
Yeah and i have an exam soon.

>tfw too intelligent to watch movies, listen to music or play video games

Who else knows this feel? All I watch is the news channels.

>>39082326
>ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER AND ANGRIER...

Love this one.

>>39082351
I reckon these guys would have a lot of creative freedom because they have a lot of stature. The real constraint would be budget.

>>39082349

Doesn't matter, nobody will see it.

File: IMG_6118.jpg (34KB, 350x350px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 350x350px

Some lads got ID'ed in the shop lads

>>39082333
>englands persistent racial integrity

Top marks on making something so silly up before noon.

>>39082408
oh shit yea didn't think about that

>>39082378
Well sure, that's a possibility. It would feel good. But maybe I would be better to go for even longer. I could probably be in great shape if only I resisted the demon in a bottle.

>>39082403

Hows the new venture going? Any closer to that Penthouse in Copenhagen yet?

>>39082415

You're the brown lad from before I assume.

You have to go back Abdul.

>>39082426

Not happening lad. The future's bright, the future's multi... Everything actually!

>care coordinator is here to see how I'm doing with my meds in a couple hours
last time we spoke I mentioned how I wanna live innawoods on my own and die at either 30 or 60ish and she seemed really interested - did I fuck up by telling her lads?

>>39082441

You're going back in twenty years Abdul.

>>39082425
Generally quite well, but I've been really sick the last few days. I had to get some really painful dental work done on Friday morning, and then I came down with some kind of flu over the weekend. So it's been slow going the last 3-4 days on everything.

Last week I saw someone post in the thread that I'm always trying to impress people and I never show any vulnerability. Well, yesterday I was so ill that I literally shit myself. Wasn't terrible but I did have to change my underwear. Doesn't get more vulnerable than that.

File: 5jzfyu.jpg (38KB, 528x639px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 528x639px

>>39082415
>racial integrity
Is important so is cultural integrity, i don't want this country to become the shithole lefted also it's nice being the exotic brown person.

>>39082462

Like I said, my impotently angry friend. That won't be happening. Everyone is welcome in this, my country, even people like you.

>>39082475
>tfw ebin for a few moments was in a more respectable state than you

The stars really did align that day

>>39082488
>>racial integrity

Does not exist. There is only one race.

some some young lads getting put in the back of a police van last night and having bottles of alcohol taken off them
they still had those big tags on them so im assuming they just tried to steal them and got caught

>need to call one place dont want to tell specifics but needed to call
>have anxiety the whole day about it
>finally manage to call
>they didn't answer
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39082496
Speaking of Ebin, I reckon his blog is fucking brilliant and only getting better with every post.

If he keeps it up I reckon it could be a historical treasure one day, like the diary of Samuel Pepys or something. No joke.

His description of losing the 20 pound note was one of the best things I've read for a while. It was heartbreaking and funny at the same time, not an easy thing to do.

>>39082534
Ebin is truly your best work lad

>>39082491
>you have no place in this country it's for everyone

Fuck off you brown shit. 14/88.

>>39082506
one species
many races
or would you have us all become some generic brown species of homo erectus

File: Screenshot_20170625-232911.png (1MB, 1738x1161px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1738x1161px

Just got a text saying I've got internet again
Time to go home, actually browse britfeels again and work on my project
How have you lads been?

>>39082534

I sincerely agree that it's truly exceptional. Probably the highlight of my day at the moment. It astounds me how many little things ebin has in common with me though, all the way from being the only one to wear Y-fronts in PE, to having a (formerly) mouldy wall. Even in that blog where he mentions looking into cars, seeing if they are manual or automatic and being a bit paranoid in case the owner think's I'm eyeing it up to steal.

I really am Ebin's long lost normie twin.

>>39082566
I fucking wish. I could never make a character like that because I don't have a fucking clue how someone could end up in that state.

File: dc924693c0a64d86f8e8eab94e576535.png (259KB, 429x638px) Image search: [Google]

259KB, 429x638px

>>39082599
Hey, I was wondering where you went! You okay lad?

I've been okay. Feeling a bit hopeless lately but it should pass haha. Going to order a mirror and more vidya later today.

>>39082663
tilde, tell me about your sister, how old are they? maybe you should set us up

>>39082601
>being the only one to wear Y-fronts in PE

I remember this guy from my school and I've kept up with him on social media. He didn't make it.

I think we can all see a little bit of ourselves in Ebin. I can't think of anything specific, but just the general vulnerability I suppose. I feel like the education system really failed him. He's cleverer than a lot of the people I know who have degrees and decent jobs etc.

>>39082599
Hi anime girl. I'm doing terribly, i spent all night steering the porcelain bus. Just ate an apple and kept it down so not all bad.

>>39082601
I had the Y-Front thing too. Like britnormie said there is some ebin in us all. I can't believe he's been here for years and he's only recently become recognised

>>39082681
One is 18, very overweight and has an unpleasant personality. The other is 22, quite caring and nice but very left wing. Both have bfs though lad

>>39082663
Feeling pretty good! I left the city to visit some friends and went out a bit, been crashing there - feels good because they're basically family and almost the only friends I have haha
Very good feeling desu

That doesn't sound very nice though, I hope it does pass. Sounds comfy though, what Vidya? I was eying For Honour when it was on sale but i missed it even after I logged into steam on a friend's pc haha :(

WHO THE FUCK IS EBIN??!

REEEEEEE

>>39082663
get more games

>>39082663
Tilde sister stories pls. Do you think growing up in an entirely female household has something to do with your gender dysphoria?

File: IMG_4713.jpg (23KB, 238x212px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 238x212px

>>39082724
>very left wing

The rope it is then. No mercy for shitlibs.

>>39082700
Hey! That doesn't sound very nice desu but I might be too soon as I've had spicy food and such recently haha
Might get a banana or strawberries now you mention fruit though

>>39082682
>I feel like the education system really failed him

When my Year 7 intake of 300 students started secondary school, of the top 10 entrants (including me), 8 basically ended up as failures, 1 went to oxford and 1 left as failure and only just pulled his life together now.

It really was such a terrible secondary school. I think the education system fails a lot of people. My Primary school was exceptionally good though.

Lads I legitimately can't make conversation on tinder. Like I have nothing to say, help me be less of a social spastic.

Since I stopped smoking weed, I'm way less content with letting my life slip past, I really want to get laid, thinking about it constantly at the moment.

>>39082724
>I can't believe he's been here for years and he's only recently become recognised

That's 4chan for you.

I love the idea that several posters here who would say they liked each other if asked, have probably had the most vitrioloic arguments anonymously when not knowing who the other was

>lenlad hasnt posted since the "I dun goofed" post

Has he really gone to kill ebin?

>>39082768
just ask 1000 girls if they want to fuck

File: king.jpg (166KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

166KB, 900x1200px

>>39082663
How's the Tekken coming on? Got demoted back down to Grand Master a bit ago. Kept doing tournaments and then the connection going down or something. The most frustrating by far was this:
>Fighting Lucky Chloe
>Leading 2-1
>Connection craps out, and the game decides I lose by default
>Message 'Well, it happens. See you in the final'
>Beat all other opponents so it comes down to me vs Chloe again
>This time it's a lot closer
>2 all
>Both on critical health
>I knock her down, and gauge the distance
>As expected she rising kicks and whiffs
>Just as keikaku
>Launch an unblockable moonsault
>She's still in her kick animation; literally nothing at all she can do to avoid defeat
>Connection craps out and she auto-wins taking the gold

I was civil about it - said no hard feelings, these things happen. No point in being salty - we both knew I had won. Just a shame to see my streak of golds interrupted by a silver.

>>39082724
tilde love, have i ever told you how much of a legend you are and how great of a friends you are?

get me on the that lefty, girl. the bf is just a goal post, it doesn't mean i cant score ;). she needs a real man in her life to sort her head out. me, your sis and you and ebin could go on double dates.

>>39082792
I might actually just send that to all my matches and post results here. Literally just send 'Want to fuck?' It seems a bit autistic to me, but what do I know.

>>39082800
>double date
You'd end up banging tilde and his sister whilst ebin faps in the corner.

>>39082813
i have tried this before to a bunch of girls. most ignored me or sent me a pissed off reply or just said no.

Just gave and got my first blowjob guys. Had to do it with a gay guy cos I can't find any girls but at least I've finally experienced it

>>39082797
who were you playing. It was deserved if king

File: ee888fc147940b22cf6665177ece1b22--anime-magi-manga-magi.jpg (127KB, 736x1046px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 736x1046px

>>39082728
H-haha yeah being around friends is great! But good for you, make sure to stay in touch with them. Friends are important.

I'm not too sure what vidya yet desu

>>39082735
Give me recs lad

>>39082739
I used to beg them to do my makeup and let me wear their clothes. We used to do each other's hair and stuff too. Also playing vidya with them. I miss it desu

>>39082746
I tried discussing the refugee thing with her a few years ago, and brexit. She thinks I am racist but we are still close. She is a good lass though

>>39082782
He told me he used to be too anxious and scared to even post anonymously to start with which I thought was super cute

>>39082797
Started learning Xiaoyu desu. Going okay but Leo is my best. The connection thing sucks, happens to me a lot as well. At least you were civil though. What made them get the default win, more health?

>>39082800
No you haven't! Thank you and I'm sure you are a top lad as well

The double date thing sounds lovely but I wonder how my family would react to ebin.

File: 1501522312337.png (26KB, 713x611px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 713x611px

>>39082797
Tekken is shit nice button bashing game lad.

>>39082851
download some free 2 play games, also wtf is recs

>>39082751
No one from my year went to Oxford or Cambridge. I think I was the only one who applied.

There was a really bright guy who ended up skipping uni and going to work for his uncle's company. I think he must be doing really well now. One girl became a doctor.

Two guys became barbers and now both own their own businesses in Glasgow. They weren't the brightest people by any means (one of them was constantly in retard classes) but I'd say they are more successful now than a lot of lads who got really good exam results.

Everyone else is some kind of failure, to one degree or another.

>>39082852
Delete this thanks lad

>>39082858
>wtf is recs

Recommendations baka

There's a betacuck getting tortured on come dine with me

File: laughing brits.jpg (50KB, 464x444px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 464x444px

>>39082851
It wasn't more health since both times I had more. I think it's just order up the list.

>>39082852
Have fun in the kyuu ranks/ playing Chloe, Eddie and Katarina desu

>>39082843
Oh dear. Sounds like someone hasn't learned his throw escapes.

>>39082751
>>39082873
yea that is the biggest shock when you leave highschool, for some reason you expect everyone to do something meaningful and or interesting. In reality most just become nurses, get stuck in retail or become a generic office drone.

>>39082851
>I wonder how my family would react to ebin.

dont worry your pretty little head about that, i got this. i will smooth things over with your family after i have had words with them. that sister of yours will be reciting napoleon when im finished with her, ya get me love.

>>39082888
dreadnought
war thunder
warframe
plantside 2
all free
get battlefield 4 it's cheap has fuck

File: Screenshot_20170815-124109.png (1MB, 1440x1465px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1440x1465px

>>39082851
It's been comfy and it feels like a taste of normalcy
I'm really safe with their mum too haha, so she left me a note when she left for work - I just saw it now and its made me feel really good about everything.
I'll do my best to although if I get to uni it'll make my scarce visits even more scarce haha :(
Good luck with the Vidya though, any genres you're feeling at the moment?

>>39082923
There were two guys at my school who were both funny as fuck. Truly hilarious people, you'd go for a drink with them and literally be choking with laughter. I was sure they'd become comedians.

One of them is working in a bakery and one of them fills vending machines for a living.

>>39082965
>tfw one of my best mates is putting on theatre plays and getting great reviews and I'm neet trying to pluck up the courage to go outside.
Saddest part is he spent over a year trying to get me to write with him, but I kept bailing because I'm an anxiety ridden headcase.

>>39082936
>>39082888
minecraft
overwatch
doom
gta 5
sudden strike 4
als just cause 3 is free for ps plus users sadly no mutiplayer

Give me one reason why you aren't obsessively listening to this on a loop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3TJDEY

>>39082965

What do you think Ebin's best and worst case scenario is by the end of 2017

File: IMG_8104.jpg (16KB, 236x236px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 236x236px

FUCK LADS IMTHOUGHT IT WAS THURSDAY IM NOT GETTING PAID I NEED TO GET PISSED

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>39083034
Best: he becomes a global meme
Worst: Global mould spread

File: casino.jpg (1MB, 2424x1527px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2424x1527px

>>39083060

Surely you must have a few quid? You could win your way to a piss up

>>39080862
I saw her statement that she made when she got back and it looked so fake, like she wasn't even trying to act

>>39082916
>order up the list

That's so unfair. Health would be better. How are you finding online now? Seems a lot more skilled.

>Chloe, Eddie and Katharina

Add Law to that desu

>>39082929
H-haha thanks lad. I don't get what you mean by reciting Napoleon though

>>39082936
>>39083005
Thank you! Shall be getting the free ones shortly

>>39083002
You just gotta take the next opportunity that comes. Try CBD oil if you can afford it. It destroys anxiety. At least for me.
>>39083034
>Best case

Job that pays a bit over minimum wage. His own little flat in Scarborough. A friend or two that he's met at work who he can hang around with.

>Worst case

I suppose dead or in prison. But realistically probably he'll just be in the exact same state he is in now. I hope not though. He seems to want to change.

>>39083034
I expect his situation will be very similar, only he'll have wasted another year and as such his life and prospects will be incrementally worse. This will continue until his suicide or, more likely, exceptionally miserable decline into old age living in a bedsit. The rest of the council estate will probably start a rumour that he's a pedo so he'll never leave. No one will know for weeks when he eventually expires, since the same noise will be blaring out and the smell will hardly be worse. Eventually someone from the council or the electric company will come in and find the smell of effluence co-mingled with rot. There he'll sit, fused to his seat and dribbling blackness from his decomposing skin, prescription glasses on his face, swollen belly sunk into himself as the organs collapse, hair thinned and dishevelled, his anime counter ticking over into the hundreds, if not thousands of days.

>>39083096
>He seems to want to change.

Yeah, the driving axniety he had has been reduced substantially, and he's both getting out of the house more and reached the milestone of 'apply for a job' which he never hit before. It might not be the full whack, but it's progress to smug september

>>39083080
Well as I said, I fell back down the rankings. It feels like I've reached a bit of a ceiling and would need to go back and train. Life keeps getting in the way though, desu. Have to prioritise in my free time and training in Tekken just doesn't score highly.

>>39083080
np there are others to wanna play hawken it's the mech mutiplayer shooter looks fun

I've come here to get a haircut not make a friend!

Got a fuckin chaffed arse after having to wipe too much with shit paper.

>>39082851
Do you have to write a whole fucking page?
Fuck off

File: __ren_kougyoku_magi_the_labyrinth_of_magic_drawn_by_karupa_moehageru__7a4e615e8f764561f2aaf9bc9b5dbae1.jpg (881KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

881KB, 1000x1000px

>>39083103
I'm not going to let that happen desu

>>39083120
Ah that's rough. Hopefully things get sorted soon. You can talk to me if you feel stressed and stuff though!

>>39083152
I'll get it later and try to get good beforehand desu

>>39083201

Stop eating so much then

>>39082409
I get ID'd every time I buy alcohol, doesn't everyone?

>>39083238

I've never been ID'd for alcohol in my life

>>39083238
I get it like 50/50. Depends where I go.

>>39083209
same it's gonna take awhile to download all them games why some few games you have played like 7 games

>>39083264
I made a new account when I got my PS4 lad

Can someone explain how someone who wrote 'Frankly mr shankly' can be seen as one of our countries finest songwriters?

>>39083281
Boss tune that lad

just found out KSI is trying to become a rapper these days with shitty songs
remember i used to watch his fifa videos many years ago desu

>>39083281

It really needs no explanation, it's a tour de force.

>>39083238

Umm, no. But since I've been legal for almost 30 years that's not surprising.

>>39083357

It doesn't surprise me a 47 year old browses here, but you're almost as bloody active as me lad. Are you a wagie?

>>39083367

No. Not at all. I only really come here when I'm in the UK and even then not all the time.

Nothing to do during the days here because everyone's at work!

>>39083192
I know that feel desu. Just give really short answers, they'll get the idea eventually

>>39083201
Wet wipes lad, they're a life changer

File: be11e89e3be2.jpg (44KB, 469x767px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 469x767px

>>39083281
>Some girls are bigger than others
>Some girls are bigger than others
>Some girls' mothers are bigger than other girls' >mothers
Hmmmm indubitably...

>>39083096

Does Ebin have a backstory?

REEEEEEE why does twitch have to play an ad everytime i unpause

File: 1499353171984.jpg (58KB, 658x523px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 658x523px

>tfw your best friend asks if you like him because he thinks you've been trying to hug him too much but you're really just starved for physical contact

>>39083414

He's just some long term NEET who used to be a random wiafuposter (ebina), then he posted a picture of his filthy wall and it came out what a state his life is in

>>39083429
hugs are pretty gay between friends

>>39083434
Yeah I meant like from 16/18 until now, how his life became what it is.

Ebin perhaps you can enlighten me a little, if you don't mind

>>39083413
Really gets the old noggin joggin don't it

>>39083443
he normally says he doesn't mind but this one time he thought it was too often
he had also just started a new med with irritability as a side effect so that could have had something to do with it

>>39083429
You can hug me lad.
What did you say back?

File: 1443917142535.jpg (681KB, 2560x1536px) Image search: [Google]

681KB, 2560x1536px

>you will never live here

>>39083446
I think he's asleep. He dropped out of school after his GCSEs and hasn't worked a day in his life, his family lives in squalor too and I think they've encourage him to stay NEET to keep him in the house and get his dole money.

>>39083457
No I think straight friends just don't like hugging their other straight friends too much. Need to save it for special occassions, like you haven't seen them in a few months or something big happened. If you're hugging them all the time it's just creepy

>>39083446

He's asleep now, he'll wake up around 6-8. From what I gather he just dropped out of school after GCSEs and has done literally fuck all since then, he's 24 now

>>39083446
He made a post on his upbringing on his blog lad, worth a read

>>39083473
I blame his parents tbqh

>>39083470

Would I want to?

>>39083457
get a hold of yourself instead of others you creep
>>39083484
this

>>39083461
I said I don't like him that way, I just like hugging and don't want it to be anything more than that
I also mentioned how I hadn't had any physical contact with anyone for weeks which could have been part of why it was more than usual
he said it was alright but since he's getting over his gf breaking up with him he's not as comfortable with close contact right now

>>39083511

I wouldn't want to hug a man and I haven't had a hug since 206

>>39083490
I agree it's not easy to get out of that environment if you've been raised in it by your parents, but some personal responsiblilty needs to be taken eventually, especially if you're 24 and somewhat intelligent. At least he's making the effort now, even if he does give too many excuses

>>39083521
Wahey look at this lad, he's 1800 years old!

>>39083521
you're not him though
we've sat and hugged for long periods of time before and he's been fine with it. It was the breakup and/or the meds that made this case different

>>39083511
>>39083521

I hate hugs thankfully.

>>39083544

But hugging someone for long periods of time is very gay. I could understand hugging someone if you haven't seen then for like a year, but what you are describing is very gay.

>>39083556
hugs can be platonic, anon

Me and my mates used to hug all the time at school. Then some memories of sexual abuse came to light and now i hate being touched haha

>>39083565
They can be, but what you're describing isn't

File: elma.jpg (195KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 1920x1080px

how do you feel about fat dragons?

>>39083556
putting your dick in a bum is very gay
sitting and hugging is a casual homoeroticism

I like all hugs especially monitor ones with the nightguard

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Pakistan
Happy birthday to you!

And manyyyyy more!

File: xijinping.jpg (189KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1280x853px

Make calls from a telephone box

File: IMG_3984.png (873KB, 667x944px) Image search: [Google]

873KB, 667x944px

>>39083603
They can't act for shit, honestly

File: tired.jpg (49KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 600x600px

>>39074326
Blew off my interview yesterday lads, anxiety fucked me up. Any advice lads?

>>39083653
take the SSRI pill

>>39083382
Feels rude then tho

First world problematic

>>39083653
Try having a wank.

File: 1502570092469.jpg (40KB, 500x596px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 500x596px

>>39083679
>falling for the pill jew in this, the age of information