>literally every girl around my age is already in a relationship

Gotta go younger laddie

only betas date their own age

>>39073528
then do not get in a relationship

>>39073528
>be 29 year old kissless virgin
>decide to try and get a gf again
>try online dating
>literally every woman in the 23-31 is overweight and/or a single mother
>every single one
>try a different site
>same exact shit and many of the same people from the other site
>learn to not even bother trying anymore

>>39073528
why would you possibly want a rl relationship?
talk about a fucking burden

>>39073614
>when you were busy in relationships I walked the path of the blade

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>>39073528
>be 23 years old
>the only options available are single moms and fat chicks

>>39073606
>not getting a despo single mother so you can convince her to let you molest her kids in exchange for a loving relationship

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>>39073614
I'd be in a real life relationship with my waifu. Too bad real women are shit and nothing like her.

>>39073696
the only appeal of dating a single mother would be to fuck the kids but since im not a pedo no interest

>>39073687
>>39073606
Samefag or eternal truth?

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>>39073728
Only one of those posts is mine....so.

>>39073726
Not an exclusive pedo either, but I would love to fuck kids for the novelty and side pussy

>have babyface
>only girls 10 years younger or 20 years older show interest
If you don't have a babyface, you're not a robot.

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>>39073728
>>39073758
Both of the posts are mine. I was just shitposting. Women are great.

>>39073799
>milfs and prime teen pussy want to fuck him
you are not a robot.

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>>39073799
I've got a babyface and wish I had either of those options.

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>>39073841
Why the fuck would you take the time to photoshop this shit? Seriously.

>>39073795
things like those are why you don't have a gf

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>>39073877
It's not photoshopped, though.

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>>39073877
I don't see how that screenshot nullifies mine.

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>>39073950
You seriously have problems. If you are taking the time to photoshop that shit.

>>39073987
Why do you keep taking screenshots of your posts? Of course you're getting (You)s to direct replies. That doesn't prove you were the one who original posted those comments the other guy was asking about.

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>>39074015
What exactly do you gain from photoshopping stuff to make it look like I am samefagging? Are you an upset single mother? You are clearly getting something out of this.

>>39074040
It's not photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels.

>>39073606
tfw no fat gf to feed junk food and pastries and watch her get fatter and slower and getting out of breath as dhe struggles to walk around on her fat swollen ankles and she starts pissing and shitting herself because she cant stand up quick enough but you havw destroyed her self esteem to the point she can only binge eat to feel better until her heart gives up and she dies and then you cut her open take some fat out of her giant tummy crawl inside her and take a nap

>worked same shitty mcjob for two years
>qt works there, my ideal 9.5/10
>becomes my onitis when she says she voted ukip and supports Trump (before Trump became a gigakike)
>pine after her for a year
>shes studying medicine (intelligence is attractive as fuck)
>i start lifting a year ago
>few months ago start losing weight
>she starts flirting and even asks if i want to see Dunkirk with her
>going to uni across the country in a few weeks

for fuck sake I've done all the hard work, dieting, lifting, being funny, confident and charming and shit around her and when I get close to the payoff i have to go

im 21 now and when i finish uni I'll be 26 so I'll have to settle for some chubby tattooed boiler

>>39073528
Meh women have two phases: the boyfriend phase and the slut phase.
They switch between the two until they feel they are getting old then they enter the leech phase.

Being a woman is like being a completely different specie basically, life is entirely different than men's.

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>>39073606
try a different website, wonders why there bad, you probably shit to

>>39074118
Just enjoy her for the time being anon, you never know - anything can happen, as important as thinking for the long term is don't neglect short term happiness

Maybe stay friends with her and then she'll be single when you return, you never know

>>39074118
Dam it fucker, I travel states large then your excuses for a country, just visit her by train or what ever once in a while.