>shitting in public >this happens How do you react?

>>39073166
curl up into fetal position and cry uncontrollabIy

>>39073166
Why do Mexicans do this? I had a Mexican do this to me at a movie theater.

>>39073166
show the rest of the video you stupid idiot

finish shitting, grab this demented manlet, and give him the Lebowski treatment

>>39073166
i saw a latino do this once in a public bathroom he kept saying mover gringo and then shit in the guys lap

>>39073166
I'd kick his fucking beaner head in while he's crawling under the door. Then I'd finish my shit on his unconscious head and wipe my ass on his hoodie. Fucking animal.

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>>39073166
>that webm

top fucking kek

>>39073166
This would be a good scene for a Fargo episode.

>one of the bad guy's henchmen crawls into stall and unlocks it so he can come in to chastise the protagonist

>>39073225
>when the alcoholic who said he was going to leave doesn't leave and posts demented ramblings instead

This is a Mexican culture past time. They try to get the crap out of the toilet before it is flushed so they can eat it. What a beautiful culture we should all cherish and love.

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>>39073461
angry manIet detected

>>39073166
>Hey buddy are you lost
>I think you should leave

It's gonna be literally shitty if I have to wrestle a manlet and pinch off at the same time.

>>39073460
Fargo (the show not the GOAT movie) is a crudely prententious turd

>>39073499
>tfw you're 6'1" and the alcoholic's dick rider calls you a manlet

>>39073608
>only 6'1"
Oh, anon, the cutoff is 6'3"

>>39073166
That guy literally looks like an illegal alien whose family I reported to ICE 4 years ago.

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>>39073608
>>tfw you're 6'1"

sure thing buddy

>>39073637
Women prefer 6'0-6'1" tho

>>39073657
You should rename that image projection.jpg

>>39073192
It's just a mexican thing I guess

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>>39073682
>Women prefer 6'0-6'1" tho

>>39073702
>when the virgin tries to bait you but hasn't spoken to a girl in 3 years

>>39073702
It generally is for lanklets.

Of course, proportionately tall guys (aka real Chads) could be much taller. But where I am from, tall guys are generally lanklets.

>>39073552
pleb detected. Fargo (the kino show) is the perfect expansion for the film.

>>39073166
I haven't laughed this much in a while.

>>39073166
Even better with sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaoSEVhh4bM

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>>39073475
es parte de una dieta balanceada

>>39073166
Piss on his face

>>39073166
>shitting in public

Who the actual fuck does this?

Turn the other cheek

Org

>>39073895
Most people not in diapers far away from home that have to shit.

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>>39073797
That guy taking a shit is so chill about that.. life must be really good as an extrovert

>>39073797
maybe the mexican kid is retarded, like not to judge but the kid just stares and looks kinda retarded is all

>>39073752
>hurr durr lets name all the episodes after philosophical, mathematical and scientific concepts and we'll shoehorn 90% of them in because it will make our show look super sophisticated.

>>39073166

Is that a child or an adult midget?

>>39073166
Beat the fuck out of that Meximanlet and call ICE to deport him.

>>39074084
>hurr it references things that you wouldn't notice if you weren't familiar with them that somehow makes it dumb

pleb

Fuck you all
He's my son

>>39074219
tell that dumb boi to stop crawling in on people while they taking a shit then
we know he's slow and gay but its weird of him

>>39073166
probably the best /r9k/ post i've seen in at least 2 years

holy shit

>>39074101
Looks like the average Mexican adult male.

>>39073166
Is he retarded or something? He looks sort of off

>>39073740
>>when the virgin tries to bait
>>tries

You got baited you fucking retard

no point in even building a wall if they unlocked the burrowing skill tree

>>39073166
My boot would be on his face before he could even stand up.

>>39074774
>not letting him suck you off

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I'd never use public toilet to shit in but if I had to piss I'd express my second amendment rights all over that fucker.

>>39073797
>Ends with the tard right in front of him
Kek

>>39074725
top kek
t.IT'S ORIGINAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39073166
what you doing boi im takin a shit homie

get these people out of my country please

>>39074812
>not letting him suck you off while you're on the shitter

>>39073684
isn't it obvious that the kid is autistic and dosen't know what he's doing?

>>39075008
>isn't it obvious that the kid is autistic and dosen't know what he's doing?

no

>isn't it obvious that the kid is autistic and dosen't know what he's doing?

yep

>>39074721
>act like a retard
>stop being retarded
>HAHAHA BAITED NUB GET REKT
Okay

>>39075008
>isn't it obvious that the kid is autistic and dosen't know what he's doing?
So?

>>39075161
>Okay

Yea, accept it you little bitch.

>>39075259
>So?

We should be sticking up for him

>>39073166

...what is this?

Is this normal in America?

>>39075303
No we shouldn't.
Original all new flavor

>>39073166
The fact that he gets really close to the camera right as soon as the video ends concerns me. Is this the whole video?

>>39073797

It's like that movie Freaks.

>>39075282
>when you're too autistic to realise someone is being dismissive in a post and need passive aggressive .... to clue you in

>>39075310
Yeah Mexicans behave like this a lot. Typical Mexican behavior.

>>39075380
Shut the fuck up retard

originalio

>>39073166

Pull out my ruger light carry revolver and wa-la Mexican food back on the menu

>>39075393
>when a simple explanation triggers you and reminds you you're autistic

>>39073475
tengo gusta comer mierde y platanos jajajaja

>>39075395
Go back to /ck/

>>39075427
>when you keep replying and trying to be witty even tho no one cares and you just keep getting shit on

Off yourself dumb fuck

>>39074101

It's hard to tell with Mexicans.

Why are they always so fat?

>>39075454
>n-no one cares
>he replies anyway

>>39073192
They are mexicans like what do u expect lol

>>39073225
glad youre back

>>39073452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw2Y9i-nMzI
ay home boy im takin a shit do-
he killed him

i would probably clench my shitty ass cheeks, pull my pants up, and drive home to finish my shit

This is why we need stalls that extend to the ceiling and floor, leaving no gaps in between. There's a Chinese restaurant near my house that has a bathroom full of these types of stalls and I love it.

Why do Americans hate privacy?

>>39073427
>>39074774
Can you guys teach me how to be alpha?

>>39073166
Empty my gun at him

Seriously, shitting in public is way too stressful for me and if this actually happened to me I'd shoot the fucker

>>39074950
/threadaroonie