>mom opens my door
>"still enjoying life in your room, anon?"
>"um...i, i dunno"
>"been on your computer all day?"
>"um, yeah"
>stares at me disappointed, closes the door
>>39072684
kys yourself loser
orgineeto
>>39072684
What else would you do anyway. I can get you should exercise and all but if you even apply to jobs you need to be on computer. If you are poor you cant even do anything anyway.
>>39072684
>mom comes home from work
>"what did you do today, anon?"
>"oh, just did the groceries and cleaned the kitchen and the living room."
"Wow, thanks, anon! You're so helpful. Here, have some money."
>"thanks, mom"
Living the dream
>>39072684
>having normie parents
You failed normies literally disgust me
I love that my parents are both the most quiet people ever so it's ok that I'm quiet. They just say "oh , you're just like us!". feelsgoodman that I never get bothered with normie questions because they know that I'm a bit off socially
>>39072684
>>"still enjoying life in your room, anon?"
>parents dont even ask what I did today because they assume it was nothing
>>39073092
Also, I live in literally the middle of nowhere in the countryside. So it's either sit on the computer or, well, there's nothing else to do except stare at some cows and sheep
living at home at 26. can tell mom is disgusted every time she comes from work and sees my blob of a body on my computer. no luck finding a job, so hopeless. i thought life was supposed to get better, it does not get better robots it only gets worse.
>>39072684
>not having a lock on your door
shit tier NEET, people like you make me ashamed to call myself a NEET. I bet you don't even piss in bottles
>>39073145
why don't you take bike rides?
read a book in the outside?
>>39073176
FUCK OFF NORMALFAG!
I DON'T EVEN SLEEP ON A BED!
>>39073156
i've hit the point where i try to just be as quiet and invisible as possible. i dont play vidya until mom is at work/sleeping so she doesnt realise thats what i do all day, and otherwise i avoid her as much as possible
>tfw been claiming i'm applying for jobs since april
>applied once, never got a response and havent done shit since
>>39073227
wish she would just kick me out, then i can finally give up and die. id sell my all my stuff, get a one way trip ticket to Japan and go to the suicide forest and just wait till i ran out of money and food and just die there. this life is fucking shit, it always will be. literally stoned retards can get jobs and i cant even get interviews, i have no future.
>>39073190
meh I sometimes read a book outside, but sure that's for like 30 mins max. I don't have a bike, go for the odd run outside, but again, that is for maybe 1 hour max. 14 other hours to kill
>>39072684
>anon you know I won't be here forever, right? What are you going to do when I die?
>idk mom just kym probably
>omg anon why do you always say such awful things!!!
>>39072684
>Older brother flips parents switch
>i dindunuffin
>parents now expect me to man up and get a job and stop being socially retarded
>mfw
>>39072684
just had a similar experience anon
>1:30am
>mum walks into my room
>"its almost 2am anon, what are you doing on your computer at this times? Soon enough you'll turn into a zombie"
>we look at each other and i can see the shame on her face
>she walks out saying nothing
>>39073538
why was she even up at 1 30?
>>39073590
I presume she got woken up as she returned to bed after that
>>39073590
she sucks my dad's cock most nights, well every two night. usually when they have drank a fair bit, they normally stay down in the living room where they watch tv. If I go downstairs, which I avoid doing now, I will catch them fucking around until late at night. once my mom actually asked me to join them but she was black out drunk so I forgive her
My mum used to do this, I started going to the door when she gets home and letting her in, then I would ask how her day was etc. etc.
Then I'd turn the oven on for her and make us both a cup of tea (guess you amerilards can make some coffee), and then return to my pc.
She would then bring me dinner from the oven I turned on.
Takes like 10 minutes and stops all awkward discussions like OP's, and you are both happier for it.
>>39073695
top kek what the fuck
>>39073695
did you join them?
>>39073368
Its because this society only values networking now. I have uni degree and cant get any job not even minimum wage. Meanwhile people who have families or friends in jobs get them even if they are dumb as bricks. I know a crack addict retard who get more than average doing nothing. I know a uni peer that only got job because his family literally gave it to him. And my classmate from high school who dropped out because he was painting graffiti is not making a bank because...you guessed it his family gave him a job...
This is a trend I observed.. my family doesnt care about me, they just give me food and shelter which I am grateful for but that is not enough to succeed in this world if I am not lucky.
Come with me to the suicide forest and lets camp there. I always wanted to see japanese forests.
Fuck man, this happens to me all the time. If there's one thing making me the most depressed besides my loneliness, it's my parents
>>39072684
>be hikki
>buy new bedroom door lock
>2nd day i accidentally leave keys on the outside doork nob during the morning
>have to buy a new door lock because afraid keys have now been copied
>>39073811
I was honestly tempted to, I'm drinking tonight in my room aswell. It's Monday which is one of the nights they like to fool around on. So hopefully tonight if I drink a fair amount I will have the confidence to go downstairs and absolutely annihilate that vagina that I was born from and hopefully, if my dad doesn't get too freaked out, like them balls that I came from
>>39073920
Yes anon. Cummy in mummy
>>39072684
>dad shames me for being disqualified by MEPS because of my mental health history
I want out.
>tfw mexican Neet with no friends dropped out of high school
>>39073920
What the fuck.
This isn't serious, right?
>>39074044
Yes, incest isn't that unheard of. I know my mum wants it anyway. I can already hear them fooling around and the thought of it is getting me hard as fuck. I'm so glad I've got condoms. I think i might rub one out before i go downstairs just so i don't cum to early, i want to make my parents at least a tiny bit proud of me after how much of a disgrace I am. Should I go into my mum's room first and wear her panties before I go downstairs? That way, they will now instantly what I'm there for and will make it that much more sexy
>>39074110
You better do it anon, don't pussy out, I'd kill for the opportunity that's just fallen into your lap
>be NEET
>get on bux
>move out
>dont have to deal with ashamed parents
>can masturbate at 4am while eating sunflower seeds in the living room if i feel like it.
>>39074031
>tfw I was a mexican neet but got bored, got a wagecuck job, hated it and now fell for the college meme.
I don't like where this is going.
>>39073227
>>tfw been claiming i'm applying for jobs since april
>applied once, never got a response and havent done shit since
hey guess what
they know
>>39073368
you don't need to go to fucking Japan for that you disgusting weeaboo. just go for a walk and keep walking until you die.
>>39074432
>eating sunflower seeds
You are fucking disgusting
>>39076338
How am i disgusting for eating sunflower seeds?
>>39074031
>tfw mexican neet
>tfw ebt
>>39074110
How did it go, hombre? You killed that pussy?
>>39073920
You deserve gulag
>>39073755
I'd rather kill myself than go through all this
>>39074432
Same
Rvrvevervvebrrve
>>39078346
>>39074432
This sounds perfect, literally all I want to be happy is my own place with an internet connection
How do I get bux as a burger
>>39072876
>b-but these are legitimate reasons for being on the computer
>doesn't use the computer for these reasons
I wish NEETs would just die. You're such absolute fucking failures. Even your parents are disgusted by your existence but it's that "normie" culture you bitch about that prevents them from throwing your ass out
>>39072684
Age? KHV?
>>39077948
But you already do nothing. Maybe killing yourself is the best option afterall.