/britfeel/

First for Crumpet shit himself

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Did you ever try to go super saiyan anon? Tell the truth.

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I know I shill it a lot here, but I'm surprised there aren't loads of cubers on /r9k/. It's such an autistic hobby and the community is so robotic

>stuck on the M40
>standstill traffic
>still got 2 and a half hours driving before I even get home after this
Fucking hate working in London. Place is an absolute shithole to get in and out of. Never mind sending Ebin to Africa. Just drop the cunt on Ormond Street and tell him to find his way to the pissing M25.

>>39068188
It's ok, I think we've all gambled on a fart and lost

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>>39068152
surprise surprise 113

>>39068227

How far are you from Junction 11? Stop off and I'll buy you a pint

8th for kisses and tears

>>39068243
Well past it mate. Up near Watlington.

Someone please give me a run down on crumpet?

Is Midnight, Texas worth watching?

>>39068189
no but I tried to shoot web like spiderman quite a lot

>>39068231
I think everyone has, twice for me

Now I can catch it like penn and teller catching a speeding bullet out of mid air

>>39068270
Weird homeschooled kid. Fairly quiet for a trip.

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how do I stop being an autistic spazz and stop caring what other people think about me? it is the biggest hurdle to my universal happyness.
The only reason I'm a virgin is because I flip the fuck out if anyone gets too close to me. I need help.

>>39068270

my spunk runs down your mum's crumpet

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>>39068267

I can see on google maps a massive red block for a few miles

>>39068189
No but I thought I would be able to move things with my mind

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>>39068213
I knew I was meant to do something today. Sorry lad

>>39068189
I've never watched Dragon Ball tbqh. Is it good or just nostalgia?

Absolutely fucking sick of how insufferable the internet has been the last few days lads. Wish everyone would just shut the fuck up.

>If you defend the right for people to express their freedom of speech, then that makes you part of that group!
>speech = violence, therefore you can only fight violence with violence!
>my violent ideology is the correct one therefore any action taken by that group is justified!

People can't stop screaming about nazis despite these radical marxist anarchists are the ones causing all the trouble. They practically burned down hamburg while taking selfies on their iphones protesting capitalism.

>>39068293
Would you mind asker her if i can eat It out of her?

>>39068286
Yeah, he usually ignores my shit posting. I'm a bit disappointed desu.

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>>39068271
Watch Paris, Texas instead. Pure kino

>>39068152
i just noticed the shipmoon in op pic

>>39068270
He gambles on farts and loses most of the time, poor lad.

>>39068189
Kids used to play DBZ in primary school, all the shouting made it look very autistic. They would run around the playground asking for everyone's energy so they could spirit bomb. I got into it a few years later and practised the kame-hame-ha in my bedroom whilst whispering

>>39068316

I'd just stay off /pol/ for a few days

>>39068302
*record scratch* Yeah that's me mate. I bet you're wondering how I got myself here. Well, it all started when my cunts boss sent me down to London and wanted me back the same day for only 600 quid...

Wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't up and out for 3:30 this morning.

>>39067527
probably if I fixed myself I'd do it, pitch it to some TV exec

>>39068308
Come down here and sort this fucking M40 for me duck.

>>39068361

I don't even browse there. It's just all the beta nu-males on twitter 'literally shaking with rage' and retweeting dumb fucking left wing shit over and over again.

>>39068364

Soho lad? How was it today

>>39068329
No watching movies at the moment. Just dont feel it. Need something ongoing for reasons I guess I'm too retarded to explain.

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>>39068285
For sure. Has anyone else here shat themselves in public? I was on a bus home once, had been holding in a shit for ages. As soon as I got off the bus, just 1 min away from my house I lost control and it came out. I walked around with a massive turd in my boxers. Luckily it was quite solid and so it didn't run down my leg, it stayed contained but getting it out was a nightmare.

>>39068395
>It's just all the beta nu-males on twitter
well stop following faggots on twitter then

>>39068375

Show us your doorknob

>>39068375
show us your knob

>>39068397
Fucking shite. Job was actually in Lambs Conduit which is nice and all, but the people round there have no manners. Woman who the job was for was a right twat. Go there at 7 and she moaned I was late. Then moaned when I didn't have 150 square meters done on my own in 8 hours. Wish I'd slugged her now.

>>39068375
If you fixed yourself it wouldn't be as entertaining desu

>>39068395
man, this thing happened that i wasn't involved in and i am LITERALLY SHAKING WITH RAGE!! i introduce my convincing points on twitter, where all my followers are also far left wing so there's no one to disagree with me

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>>39068415
>>39068427
Its not a knob its a handle.

Please note that I scraped some of the thick layer off the end and the handle is supposed to be fully white

>>39068398
That's fair enough lad, didn't even know Midnight Texas was a series. Review look pretty shit but if it's your cup of tea go for it. I would recommend Twin Peaks if you want something to really dig into that's also ongoing. It's the best series I've ever seen

>>39068435

Carpet fitter?

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>>39068444

You have been blessed by trips for this wonder OC

>>39068444
Does everything you touch turn to mould?

>>39068444
Oh for fuck's sake Ebin. How are you not dead? Just the thought of you touching that handle, then going out to the shops and interacting with people makes me sick.

>>39068444

>Go to tesco
>Buy a pack of scouring pads for 60 pence
>Dab some vinegar on the handle
>Wait an hour
>Scrub it off

Please make this your comeback august goal for tomorrow

>>39068444
Why would anyone waste money taking out a hit on you when this shit will kill you by the end of the year?

>>39068473
no it just hasn't been washed ever, its 20 years of hand dirt and grime I imagine

>>39068480
I thought the same thing

>>39068449
Floor layer. Place had to be DPM'd, primed, latexed (which all together takes about 4 hours). Then cap and cover before fitting vinyl. Area wasn't even ready when I got there. Joiner left loads of shit in one corner.

any other non-brit /britfeel/ lurkers who've got nothing better to do? me too

>>39068498

I've fitted all the carpets in my house and made a good job of most of them, but The vinyl in my kitchen needs changing too. In your opinion is it worth giving it a go myself, or shall I just let a professional do it?

I genuinely think Ebin's home should be burned down including everyone living there. Everyone would be better off

>>39068530
Flat lay is a p8ece of piss. How level is your floor? You know how to run a bead of silicone?

>>39068444

For all the shit ebin does, he makes up for it with this flow of god tier OC

>>39068483
Might video this if i do it, would be really satisfying to watch i'd. I'm going to buy some latex gloves though

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>tfw it's real ebin hours

Feel like death lads haha. Feels like my insides want to become outsides. Don't know whats happening

Dubs and I lick my door handle

>>39068620
Is this what normies mean by coming out of your shell

>>39068638
don't you fucking dare ebin

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Yeah I can run a bead of silicone. Did it on the shower fitting with a caulking gun and it ended up quite tidy.

There is this weird lump in the middle though, and I know there is concrete directly under the vinyl.

>>39068638
lmao

ebin being quality as always.

>>39068657
I would be very surprised if it looks bad. I slapped vinyl down in my kitchen and it took no time at all. Give the floor a hoover first, you don't want lumps under it.

>I think I would love to dominate someone which is in sharp contrast to my otherwise submissive personality. I need to masturbate as I am experiencing a build up of sexual urges and it's driving me crazy. I cannot stop thinking of sex and other lewd things >_<

What did tilde mean by this?

dubs and i spook ebin

>>39068643
No ive done that before and its nowhere near as bad as this

No more food in my flat, lads. should i actually go out for once or just give up and order takeaway?

I'm using my skin lightening cream regularly now

Gonna pull an all nighter with Persona 5

Dubs and I carry out the hit on ebin.

dubs and i shag tildes sister if she is legal

Dubs and I sort my life out

>>39068657
Yeah. If you're fitting on a second floor you wanna plywood the floor first if its wood floorboards, if its concrete then prime and latex it for a smooth finish. Did you trowel the glue out or just spray the edges?

dubs and i shag all of tildes legal sisters

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Do you think Ebin's house is the single most run down house in Filey?

You have to consider the fact that there are about 2,000 houses to compete with

>>39068444
Lmao ebin mate you've got to be fucking kidding, why dont you just clean it? bit of vinegar, maybe bicarb too, job done.

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>Jojo children in comments

>>39068780
>>39068813
should roll to shag tildes brother instead

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It's time for another anagram lads. Rearrange the following two words into one real word:

Pairs Us

>>39068780
re roll for pussy

>>39068638
Do it you sick bastard, you've already posted your mouth anyway. Lick that filthy handle.

Who wants to play some Overwatch?

>>39068846
Ebin can pocket you.

>>39068759
You will never be white lol. The only thing worse than a paki is a self-hating paki

>>39068846
You better be playing black dj rocket league

dubs and I make a tinder again

>>39068780
dubs and I get to creampie Tilde

I'm so alone anons can someone in the Lincoln area come hug me please.

>>39068880

Dubs and I get to morphinise Tilde

>>39068881
Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETeq6OfAH54

>>39068881
buy a prozzie mate, get the GFE and all that

>You'll never have a threesome with tilde and his sister

My ps3 controller wont turn on? Any help lads?

holding the reset button doesn't work, reckon I've fucked that button by digging into it with a compass. I don't actually own a playstation, just use it with my pc.

>>39068881
I would if I was anywhere near I'm sorry anon

>>39068915
What's all this about tilde's sister?

tilde what does your sister look like? i think she needs a real man in her life to sort her out

>>39068915
I'd rather fuck Monica

>>39068916
When was the last time you used it?

Everything King Midas touched turned to Gold.
Everything pleb Ebin touches turns to mold.

Just told my mum I was abused at various mosques around Rochdale and her first response was to call me a liar

>>39068860
The race war is coming and I know which side I'll be on

>>39068916
Get a PS4, NEETscum

tilde lad, get your sister on the keyboard - i want to have a word with her.

dubs and ebin has to post a picture of his face

>>39068776
Rolling again for you

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dubs and ebin has to fuck off for the rest of August

>>39068967
over a month ago probably. been leaving it plugged into my usb overnight, but nada.

>>39068977
Don't think I'd use one really.

>>39068989
dubs and ebin sucks his door handle like it's tilde's girlcock.

if dubs tilde has to give me her sisters number

dubs and ebin suicides september

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Dubs and people stop rolling for dubs

also tilde is sleeping she won't answer you

>>39069043

tilde has a sister?

dubs and the world ends tomorrow

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>>39069051
did you forget lad? Smug September is still on

>>39069043
FFS I WAS NEARLY DROWNING IN PUSSY AND GOING AROUND TO TILDES HOUSE FOR TEA AND BEATING HIM AT TEKKEN WHILE HIS SISTER TALKS SHIT

>>39069058
Why do you still torment her if you're not going to make a move?

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>>39069021
Unlucky lad
origineaux

dubs and we can only call for dubs

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Take these steroids, a pro-wrestler like me surely knows what's good for you

>>39068915
Hasn't he said she's fat? I don't know if he can be trusted with weight issues but I can see it being true

>>39069074
I don't engage in such acts, I think tilde is a big ebin orbiter too so it doesn't matter

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>>39069089
Hey that's clearly a mask. Too lazy to cut the eyes out?

- Attractive Kevin

if dubs ebin must leave for the week

>>39069058
i will be having words tomorrow. he should not try and silence my love for his sister. dont you agree ebin lad, he should deffo throw me her number on the sly. ill treat her right and i will even take out like a proper gentleman

there are "people" in this thread right now who don't think Ebin is a quality contributor.

>>39069031
>over a month ago probably.
PS4 controllers can just straight up stop working if you leave them untouched for over a month or two. Could be the case for PS3 ones too.

>>39069133
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER

I appreciate Ebin's contribution to the thread though :(

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>>39069144
He has 2 or 3 sisters I think, one of them is probably decent enough looking

>>39069133
fuck, I need to made amendments to my crossroad image and then will leave

>>39069189
No. You must leave right now.

>The path turns towards Suicide September

>>39069115
Yes you do. You clearly lead 'er on.

>>39069071
I really hope this is ironic mate

>>39069189
>He has 2 or 3 sisters I think

i will have to line them up and take my pick

>>39069159
Fucking jews have got me again.

>>39069089
>>39069133
Good posts.

Guys, what do you think is worse: "child swimsuit models" or "loli pornography" and why? I greatly appreciate anyone who takes the time to answer, thank yous!

>>39069218
Of course it is. If he can't do comeback august, he has no chance of a smug september.

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>tfw you can't shill speedcubing to Ebin, but you can shill it to Tilde who will shill it to Ebin via proxy

>>39069153
Ebin is a quality contributor but not a very nice person desu
Some people get the two confused

>>39069234
The latter. While the former is also bad I can imagine someone searching that without any perverted intentions.

>>39069227
>not choosing Tilde over a bunch of fat roasties

>>39069268

Fanny> desusan

>>39069159
Can they? i wasnt able to play vidya from late may to august but when i got my ps4 back my controller worked fine desu

Attractive Kevin scored us a week of no ebin.
Comfy golden /britfeel/ times ahead lads.

If dubs, ebin must not leave us

How do you lads cope with boredom at work?

>>39069252
Yea you'd be a madman to actually want him to be your friend but so many people tell him to leave the thread when he's one of the best things that happened to it

>>39069311
Left my job to be bored at home instead.

>>39069268
I might make tilde my side bitch if his chosen sister does not pull her weight

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Should I abandon this Peppercat?

>>39069306
Only way you can turn back those dubs is to get trips or higher.

>>39069311

At work I'm just filled with dread knowing the britfeel backlog is getting larger and larger and It'll probably be 700 posts by the time I get home

>>39069311
my work lets me go smoke cigarettes if i want, so thats always a good way to kill ten minutes. Past that i just come here on my phone

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>raining outside
>nice hot cuppa with caramel waffles
>new episode of Twin Peaks
Truly comfy feels

>>39069331
Draw Sexy Kev as the cat.

>>39069296
>Comfy golden /britfeel/ times ahead lads
You mean boring right? Ebin is a net positive for this thread. You normies and your obsession with 'comfiness'

if trips ebin has to leave for the rest of 2017

>>39069331
I think you should abandon your lifelong feelings of inadequacy, you are a beautiful and wonderful person

>>39069364
Thanks for reminding me I have pancakes

>>39069364
A cuppa at this time? Mentalist, you'll never get to sleep.

>>39069379
Nothing stopping him and you posting on /brit/ for this week lad.

>wanting to get rid of one of the posters who provides tons of OC
why tho

>>39069364

i wish i could stay inside and get comfy on nights like this but i just want to go out and /nightwalk/

>>39069474
OC typically require effort put into them. Taking a picture of your hand is barely content, let alone original.

>>39069416
Tea has minimal caffeine, I drink it quite late and it never stops me from going to sleep. Plan is to sleep before 3 tonight, down from 5-6 the past few weeks

>wanting to keep one of the posters who admits to shitting up these threads.
why tho

>>39069499
>he thinks this >>39069071 isn't quality OC
Ok bud

>>39069474
>muh comfiness
They wouldn't know quality content if it slapped them in the face

http://www.strawpoll.me/13706624

>>39069499
He generates discussion and is a laugh.

>>39069540
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13706624
Of course. Tons of people tried to get dubs so it was a fair get. Not like only one person tried to get dubs and insisted we follow it.

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Can you all please pull the tripfag dicks out of your mouths for 2 seconds lads?

Thanks

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>>39069493
Is it raining where you are? Nightwalks are nice but I always want to stay inside when it's raining

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I swear caramel chocolate digestives got smaller

>>39069565
I hope it's just them samefagging but I suspect not.

>>39069537
It's the most autistic, delusional thing I've ever seen, is what it is

>Listen to a really good album
>Feel like you want to go out with ur mates and live your life properly

This happen to any of you?

trips banish ebin for the rest of 2017

>>39069574

pouring down my m8, has been for a good few hours now, im not too bad once im out in the rain and ive been out in it for a while, its just getting the motivation to go out when it is raining that always bothers me

>>39069610

Singles and ebin has to ignore the previous demand to be banished for a week

>>39069577
They have lad. I bought a pack the other month and it's like they are half the size of a normal chocolate one.

Evans and everyone in this thread should worship Prince Ebin

t. Ebguard

>>39069625
singles and he has to follow the demand

>>39069541
He also generates drama and is a cunt.
I think he is a net positive but it's like +100 entertainment and -99 shitposting
Comfiness is an important quality of britfeel, I get that it's not the number one priority to some people but I would far sooner have a slow, comfy thread than an action-packed shitheap.
All the focus on ebin also deters other content creators because any posts they make are likely to be ignored in favour of responding to or about him. Having a quiet thread now and then gives other anons the chance to interact and be seen.

>>39068638
what posesses you to do that you sick fuck

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>tfw the German still hasn't showed up

i-is he finally gone?

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>unusual feeling when I may have accidentally revealed my power level the other day to my co-workers. Is there a way to get the gene back in the bottle?

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Oxford boy crisp time lads.

'Eres your rockbusters.

The fella has only got one badge left. (E)

Don't argue with him. He ain't gonna change his mind. (AA)

The customer wanted some paint to darken up her room. The shop assistant knew what to do. (CB)

Ebin is a deity and MUST be worshipped

>>39069666
Nice Kevs lad.
What did you do that might have revealed it?

>>39069667
Some people have bizarre tastes.

>>39069416
i drink it all night and i still manage to get to sleep, shit, i've got a 6:00am start tomorrow and i'm downing piping hot ones like a nutcase

>>39069581
Not recognizing obvious humour is a sign of autism. Might wanna get checked out yourself friendo

>>39069687
That last one is genuinely good

>>39069689
someone saw 4chin on my phone, I don't know if they knew what it was but I don't want to have to rely on their ignorance and silence.

>>39069667

bacon wheat crunchies on shit tier seriously? im leaving /britfeel/ for good

>>39069667
I'd have left but I have to dispute this

red packet hula hoops taste like tildes toilet water after he vomits into it
twiglets are easily top tier
sensations deserve mid tier
McCoys to top tier
Wotsits and prawn cocktail to bottom tier
Nik Naks nice n spicy to god tier
I agree with the pom bears in god tier
Marmite flavoured walkers crisps should be in god tier too
the roast chicken crisps aldi sell are also god tier

>>39069698
If it wasn't for the fact he'd used the "i'm pretending to be retarded" excuse literally tens of times I'd agree but I honestly reckon he's just this bad

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added some stuff, its not ironic lads. Its supposed to be funny but its also sincere

>>39069725
Just ignore it. If they can tell what it is from a casual look on your phone they are the same as you.

Just brush it off as some weird subreddit with a custom page if someone asks and you are that bothered.

>>39069738

Please don't leave us.

Any blog updates tonight?

What are the plans for the rest of your evening?

>>39069792
look for more jobs to apply to and try play video games or watch something. Maybe read some I'll do none of it

Possibly no blog.

>>39069784
they won't ask but, there may be talk.

>>39069776

Nice additions.

I've just realised one of my own door handles is quite filthy, I'm tempted to video me cleaning it up to motivate you

>>39069776
>tilde
I can't wait until that manipulative shithead breaks your heart and you start to hate trannies as much as you hate gays

>>39068288
Just remain calm when humans get close.

>>39069819
Should be using Clover tbqh.
Honestly who cares? Or was you using /d/ or something weird.

>>39069687
Dunno the first one but
Adam ant (adamant) and Cilla Black (sell her black)

I saw Ebin at a Tesco in Filey yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a knob and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Freddos in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>39069841
What a prick.

Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're Ebin.

You're bored, as usual, posting about normies and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other anons. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours posting mindless drivel about people who have boyfriends, or a social life or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a smegma infested phimosis cock between your legs that you use as a conversational point

And then you see men, over in some corner of r9k, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy into empathising with their fellow posters and building a community. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for achievements. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're Ebin

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>>39069776
It's good ebin but dont get to the end of september and give up if things havent gone your way. Keep going lad.

Just going to go make a cup of tea.

>>39069838
>Dunno the first one
Not surprising, one of his worst. Elastica

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>>39069667
I improved your image m8, no need to thank me

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QUICK RUNDOWN ON TILDES SISTER PLEASE

>>39069888
trips confirm you are not lying

>>39069911
>mini chedders god tier
>Wheat Crunchies shit tier
you got shit tastes tbqh.

>>39069776
I fucking love this. Anyone who says you don't make good OC is an idiot.

I love the way a bag of frozen peas is part of your dream life.

If I won the euromillions I'd hire Ebin as a my full time personal jester

What have you eaten today? I've been really unhealthy

tub of pringles for breakfast

noodles, chips and fish fingers for dinner

4 waffles, 10 nuggets and some broccoli for tea

2 chocolate bars, 3 scoops of mint ice cream

still hungry as well


posted it in the wrong thread init

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>>39069667

Kettle Chips!

>>39069667
>>39069911

How can people dislike so many crisps? I love crisps, I'd eat them all day every day if I could

>>39069992

I would have said you were a fat unhealthy cunt, BUT - broccoli with your dinner, top choice lad.

>>39069992
>porrige with scoop of protein powder
>chicken and pasta
>that's it
I havent been awake long though

/diy/ is so slow that this thread is still alive

>>>/diy/1225323

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>>39069917
Of course I wasn't lying.

>>39069992
peanut butter and honey on a slice of bread
a cherry drop
a bit of cake with raisins in it
some pork scratchings
chips, egg, beans, sausage with two rounds of bread
a slice of tiramisu cake
probably some digestives here and there

>>39070006
alright crumpet lah, me main man. how is life treating you?

>>39069992

>2 waffle butties
>Some roast chicken slices
>Chips and beans from the chip shop
>150 olives

>>39069992
Protein weetabix
Cereal bars
Prawns & rice
I need to eat more, I've eaten fewer than 1500 a day calories for about 2 years, no wonder I'm a wreck.

>>39070052
Good colour lad, you northern?

>>39070075
Aye. Yorkshire lad. Yourself?

Rate my days intake:

>Porridge with water and a pinch of salt
>Brown roll with rocket, baby leaf spinach, watercress, black pepper, butter and tuna
>Banana
>Spaghetti with pasata, garlic etc. and meatballs
>Bottle of red wine

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>>39069992
>tub of pringles for breakfast
Crave pringles every day.

>Have entered my email password 3-4 times a day for 7 years
>Suddenly forgotten it for no reason

it greatly worries me that people I know are here and they could identify me through my posts

>>39069992
2 peanut butter and white bread sandwiches
Slice of edam cheese
Gu chocolate ganache pot
Bowl of Rice Krispies
Tesco Tex Mex Mustard Chicken Potato And Onion microwave meal

currently considering going to get cookies

>>39070139
Alright Jack?

>>39070139
Hi Morgan.

>>39070090
Top man, I'm South Yorkshire, Grenoside specifically.

Lads I'm not the only one who thinks it's funny to call Tesco 'Test Queue' right? Just to myself in my head, haha

>>39070139
I'm coming to get you Barbara

I was posting here Saturday night. Who recognises me?

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>>39070139
Hello /britnormies/ ex-gf

>>39070169
I call asda 'ass dad' too haha.

My folks are trying to force me to move into house share with a group of other "young people". I can't bear the injustice of it.

got texts for 2 way authentication, someone trying to get into my instagram and facebook.

whats going on there, should i be worried?

>>39070165
Looks like a comfy village tbqh.
Between Leeds and Wakefield myself.

No sugars I hope though lad.

>>39070169
>>39070212
haha
proper mad lads here

>>39070135
>Be riding motorbike for ages
>Forget which way I need to turn throttle to let off the gas

pretty dangerous when you are in traffic

Might wank to the idea of dressing up tilde as sophie and then watching sophie lad take all his sexual frustration out on her

>>39070220
Nah, just ignore it. Probably a joke :)

>>39070220
Can I originally follow you on instagram?

>Have been a barrister for 7 years
>Suddenly forget the law mid case for no reason

>have 3 wanks a day for years
>suddenly forget what porn i like

>>39070291
haha that's so relatable.

>Have been a surgeon for 7 years
>Suddenly forget how to use a scalpel for no reason

>>39070291
happened to me during resection of a neuroendocrine tumour.

had to wing that one, wew.

>>39070291
>been playing bass in a band for 2 years
>lose the ability in my little finger
it's been three weeks and it's not right

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>Have been playing snooker for 7 years
>Suddenly forget how to hold a cue for no reason

>>39069992
Indian food.

>Have been a fisherman for 7 years
>Suddenly forget how to cast bait for no reason

>have been wearing church trousers for 7 years
>suddenly get cum on them for no reason

>Have been a 4channer for 7 years
>Revert to making reddit chains for no reason

>Have been a pornstar for 7 years
>Suddenly forget where to put my penis for no reason

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>be sexy kev for 25 years
>suddenly forget how to double swanton bomb supelex off a ladder through a table

>>39070412
there's no way that man is 25

>have been a mammal for thirty odd years.
>forget how to regulate my body temperature for no reason

>Have been a chess player for 7 years
>Suddenly forget how to move a queen for no reason

I feel kind of bad this is the only place I can come to for consolation. Abortion is preferable to shit experiences in life.

>>39070345
strangely enough this does happen to snooker players, they just lose their cue action out of nowhere

>>39070427
yes because his given name would be 'sexy kev'

>Have been a serial killer for 7 years
>Suddenly forget the route from Wardle Brook to Saddleworth Moor

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>Have been a doctor for 7 years
>Suddenly forget a safe dosage of morphine for no reason

>>39070455
The more you originally know...

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this thread is the best on 4chan and I feel sorry for anybody who browses this site and doesn't get to experience it's sense of community, memes and culture.

>have been a lurker for 7 years
>suddenly forget how to lurk

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>>39070065

Prudent optimism and swift confusion.

Are you well?

>Been a paki for 25 years
>Suddenly claim that I'm an "honourary white"

>>39070221
Went to a house party in wakefield once, was sketchy, we turned up with pills & the crowd had an average age of 16. (I was only 19 tbf). Sat in my mates car most of the night.

Sugar? You accusing me of being southern, or a girl?

>been a lonely autist for 19 years
>suddenly remember that I should've topped myself when I was 12

>have been in the BNP for 7 years
>Suddenly forget why I hate niggers for no reason

>Charge will appear on your credit card statement as 'PAYPAL *SXYKEVPRO'

>>39070505
You are unironically correct

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>tfw on a death yon

>>39070522
>we turned up with pills & the crowd had an average age of 16. (I was only 19 tbf)

That honestly sounds brilliant. Sketchy, definitely. But amazing fun. Imagine giving some 16 year old girl her first pill and shagging her for hours while she's pilling out of her head.

>tfw I'll never do that

>>39070582
>'PAYPAL *SXYKEVPRO'
hope yougot something nice

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>>39069251
fat chance lad tilde only bought it to take an uguu pic then put it back into its box never to be touched again

>>39070522
Wakefield is a bit dodgy at the best of times.

Some people dare live up here and take sugar. Gotta be careful

>>39070582
I'm okay with that lad.

>>39070032
I'm not fat usually I eat good. That said I can eat all of that and not gain a pound

>>39070033
boring

>>39070054
nice

>>39070068
hmm

>>39070075
boring

>>39070140
nice, get the cookies

Evens xanax
Odds Dihydrocodeine

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Exercise bike anon around?

>>39070517
keep staying optimistic lad. im alright myself, bit worried about an exam i have tomorrow. you got any plans, thinking about going to uni or getting a job?

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>>39069992
6 nugget
one chips
cup of tea
fried chicken
sweet and sour chicken
carrot cake
cup of tea

>>39070623
Was a really weird night. We bought like 40 pills off this guy we knew and brought them all, dno why. We were expecting some mad party, but everyone was underage. We felt like the dodgiest cunts ever.

Actually still have a picture on myspace of us skinning up in this poor lasses bedroom.

>>39070237
>implying one desusan is enough to drain 20 years of inceldom

>>39070734
As fun as it sounds in theory, I can see your point about how sketchy it would feel. You'd just be thinking about the Daily Mail headlines and the middle class outrage.

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britfeel is dead
where u at

>>39070753

Fanny is better than desusan

>>39070683
He got crushed by a car.

>>39070135
>use debit card for 2 years
>don't write PIN because I have it memorized so well
>suddenly blank and can't remember it
Had to go to the bank and get it changed. Shame out brains are a bit retarded

>>39070787
I think I'll give both a cheeky bash just to make sure though

>>39070217
It is pretty shit but you honestly get used to it after a while. This'll be good for you, it's not healthy to live with your parents as an adult

>>39070217
It's a total dice roll. You'll either get on with them really well and have a good time, or you'll end up fucking despising them and hate every second. Rent your own place if you can afford it.

>>39070839
how old are you talking here?

>>39070869
Read between the lines mate. They aren't talking about him moving into a flat with flatmates. They are putting him in a home.

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>>39070690

I wish you the very best of luck and all the success with your examination.

>you got any plans, thinking about going to uni or getting a job?

Should I find success in advancing my social and mental development I will hopefully be suitable for both of them in the near future.

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To anons who live alone, how do you deal with the isolation? I feel that whenever I get especially depressed its not as bad because my family reels me back in but if I lived alone i'd probably spiral out of control.

>>39070309
>have been a GP for years
>suddenly forget that I'm supposed to be helping my patients not giving them lethal doses of morphine

>>39070935
I looked after someones house while they were on holiday and those 2 weeks of solitude were amazing and probably the best 2 weeks I have had for a while

>>39070935
Most of the time it's great. Sometimes coming home to an empty house though.

>>39070935
I would have probably had a mental break down by now if I lived alone.

>>39070935
I'm not a NEET, so I get my daily dose of social interaction through work. However if I was living alone and unemployed, it certainly would be crushingly lonely

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The combined effects of being achy from yesterday and making sure I was going lower than normal meant that today I did 22, 7 yes than yesterday. Still pleased though. Might just be my imagination but I think I might be seeing a teeny tiny little bit more definition in my chest. Probably not though

Post pushups

>>39070934
>going to uni
>stopped school after gcses
explain this

>>39070984
>Living alone and unemployed

I've done that. It's pretty bad. Thank god I had mates who I could see occasionally, so I never went more than 2 weeks without some kind of conversation. I'd probably have gone mad otherwise.

>>39070935

It's brilliant, although as this anon >>39070973 says sometimes the house does feel a bit dead. You can just do whatever, whenever and have absolute freedom

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>>39070985
None for the last couple of days but back at it tomorrow.

>>39070875
If you're living with your parents past the age of 25 you should consider suicide

>>39070998

I would need to attend college first.

>>39070985
First time I'm seeing a pushup post so I don't know the context, but 22? Are you serious? That's nothing?
Your aim should be 100 in 'one go': 40, rest, 30, rest, 20, rest, 10.

>>39071023
I'm 23 but I'm going to Bristol in November for a minimum of 3 months possibly longer if shit works out for me

>>39070935
Not four years on end, but I spent 9 or so months of uni alone and the isolation of not having family of friends is fucking awful.

>>39070985

Shipanon for 14, not sure why it's that low but I haven't done any pushups since the last time on the chart

>>39071023
26 and consider it daily. My niece would be too upset, though. That's really the only thing that stops me.

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>>39071023
Haha man could you imagine? Hope no losers like that post here

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slim pickings today, not great bargains

>>39071072
careful lad there's a Bristol anon who wants to bum everyone

You going for work? I should let you know the housing market here is absolute wank, unless you have a well paying job you're going to be flatsharing and it still won't be cheap

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when life gives you lemon cake...

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and this
nout else today

>>39071116
That'll keep in the freezer for hard times mate.

>>39071093
NEET? I've heard about parents/siblings stopping people from suicide but niece is a new one

>>39071116
Get me some of those lemon cakes please.

>>39070935
i've been living alone for the past 6 weeks. I really though i'd enjoy it, i was finally going to have a place to myself after 5 years of living with housemates at uni. but i actually don't like it. obviously there are benefits such as not having to share space, doing whatever you want without judgement, keeping it as clean as you want. but i actually miss having friends to talk to whenever i feel like it.

i'm in a pretty bad place mentally at the moment, so it was probably a bad idea since it's just making me feel so much more alone and depressed. but i'm moving in with my dad in a couple of weeks so hopefully it'll be better then.

>>39071133
Rugby vs Bristol

Which is britfeel's gayest town?

>>39071113
I'm going down with the band I'm in, we have a place to stay while the people own the place are on holiday in africa for 3 months but then after that I don't know what will happen. I have already said after that time I either don't like it or things haven't moved on I'm fucking off. To be honest Bristol is a fucking meme

>>39071113
Housing market everywhere nice seems shit. The gf and I are so lucky to have our place.

>>39071116
Fuark only 1.95 for all of those

>>39071023
If you're past the age of 15 and you're advocating suicide you should consider going to the doctors

>>39071160
Rugby is a fucking hovel

>>39071171
you could buy a whole lemon loaf cake for that
a nice one

>>39071158
Yeah it's tough as fuck to live alone when you've got no job.

When I first lived alone I was working 10 hour days with people I was fond of, so it wasn't that bad. Was good to get some proper alone time at the end of the day.

>>39071160
I don't think anyone here is even from there but it has to be Brighton

>>39071195
yeah i could imagine that being good. and it depends who you're living with as well, i was lucky enough to be living with really good mates so i had it good. when i get a proper job i will probably want to live alone after saving up for a year or so.

what's your dream lads?
https://youtu.be/vZa0Yh6e7dw

>>39071104
25p for a muffin isn't a bargain? I'd get 4 of those right now

>>39071132
Yep NEET, only for the past 2 years though. I live with my dad, poor relationship with my mum. Had acne which led to me giving up on life, basically. Everyone thinks I have body dysmorphia, they're wrong I think I'm just realistic about my skin.

My niece is awesome, being around her makes me happy, someone looking straight past your perceived skin problems is beautiful. For some reason she loves me and wants to talk to me constantly. I couldn't put her through such a shit situation.

>>39071242
I bought the only one without bird seed on it but I have no idea what it is
it looked like cherry but now I'm thinking cranberry or something?
it's pretentious whatever it is

>>39071023

My parents asked me not to move out because they said I was stupid to waste money on renting when I could stay with them for a few years and save up enough to buy my own home.

They were right.

Its all an imaginary social stigma. If you have a lot of space in your family home and a good relationship with your parents who don't mind you being there, why not? Obviously there's that age where you are just taking the piss but rushing to move out early is often financial suicide.

>>39071253
Jesus imagine wanting to kill yourself because you have shit skin.

There are people who can't even move below the neck and they still want to live. Toughen up, son. No one gives a fuck about your skin except roasties who don't want to shag you.

>>39071167
Oi take that back, Bristol is great. If you like hippies and homeless people

Sounds nice though, Bristol is a good place to be if you're a musician. What kind of music do you guys play?

>>39071276
Yeah but living with your parents until a silly age is often social suicide.

I bet you don't have a girlfriend, do you?

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Plan ahead for the future

>tfw Xi is going to be a faggot and stop Hong Kong from doing their own thing in 2047

>>39071253
Your niece sounds sweet lad, little kids can be horrifically mean but this one sounds like an angel.

I've been there with the bad acne, even though it's been years now and I'm all cleared up it still messes with my self-esteem. Have you tried any medication? That's the only thing that worked for me

>>39071059
We're doing as many as we can without stopping. Besides, I'm not trying to impress anyone. I'm pretty weak

>>39071305
we play folk based music, I don't really know how to properly describe it and that's not in some "oh it's too deep" way, I just actually don't know what to call it

>>39071296
>Jesus imagine wanting to kill yourself because you have shit skin.

Hence why I'm in counselling. I know it's fucked up, I just can't help it.

>>39071343
Hope you don't just do the one set lad. Better to do multiple with around 80% of the reps you're capable of.

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>>39071327

Xiang Gang should be grateful they have been given 50 years to adapt