ideal gfs

>>39062940
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>>39062964
what is google. here just snap it on to some white background in mspaint or whatever and go edit

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I made a similiar gf once

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>>39062940
Pasting this from a previous thread

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I made this like...4 months ago? And I think I may have found her

>>39063574
I'm happy for you anon.Share your story. I remember when I first saw this picture a few months back.

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GIMME WADANOHARA

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>>39062940
>ideal GFs
Bahamutfags are kidding themselves

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>>39063511
>>39063553

Man these are more depressing than usual.

>>39063553
sounds like a serious case of bpd

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Here is the perfect waifu for us all.

>>39063743
god there's just something about the way she talks that gives me a massive erection

>>39063780
you seem to have autism, yup

>>39063809
f-originally-uck you cunt im NORMALFAG

>>39063588
Well I don't wanna get ahead of myself but I met her off of here (4chan) and we just clicked straight away. Still early days but It's safe to say I'm enamoured.

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>>39063511
This is my oneitis in a nutshell

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>>39063743
>the last starts will wink out before our love fades

Ok, that's just the most romantic thing I've read in a while.

>>39063553
sounds like my gf desu
change wow for diablo and isher

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>>39063511
>I don't need to talk when i'm with you. Let's just be together.
Fuck, man.

>>39063475
This is literally THE ideal gf.
>tfw your gf will never teach your body to be addicted to her cock
>tfw she will never tease your boypussy, then force her huge cock deep inside, massaging your prostate with every thrust

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>>39063511
>Well I think you'll be a great comic book artist someday!


This got me, because I lost my dream of drawing comics a couple years ago. (And with that dream, also lost the will to live)
Fuck, I'm actually crying.

>>39065377
And It doesn't help that I'm listening to this:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knFqOa_vYaI

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>>39062940
I am not emotionally ready for a real meaningful relationship, my past experiences have left me distrustful and paranoid of any future encounters to the point where i cannot enjoy the relationship which would eventually lead to its downfall
Solitude is a nice thing once you get comfy with yourself, underrated thing really, it is nice to contemplate ideas that are normally beyond your scope of understanding and discovering unknown unknowns that you had no idea of
Get to know the you beneath the layer of skin and culture, also stop being so hard on yourself everyone goofs up every now and then, cathartic thoughts really, take time to relax

>>39063852
Fuck yeah man. I wish you the best.

>>39066278
Thank you <3 I wish you all the best in your search too my man

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Does it look really that impossible ?

>>39066522
yes because females are naturally not that supportive of men because they think a man has to be emotionally strong and independent to be a great love interest

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>>39066105
>I stayed up all night playing NV
Anon I wish you the best. Go and find her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf7x5sMncaE

>>39066522
Not impossible but i'd say it would be hard to find someone like this

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>>39066672
I patrol the wasteland everyday looking for her... she must be out there, right?

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what do you think bots

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>>39067100
>what do you think bots
It makes me feel tfw no gf

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I know this sounds cliche but just a qt who would understand me, like where the fuck are they? Ive literally never met anyone like that and probably wont where im looking

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too real to feel

>>39065470
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i asked the first what happened anon question

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I think mine is pretty unique to be fair

>>39068672
Kiss me beautiful

>>39068681
smooch u babe

>>39069022
\(' 3 ')*/ ~
Happy reacts only, also origiri

>>39069267
daddy~~< 333 aaaa*openswide**sticktongueout*

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>>39068775
She was in some arts HS right?

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chestlets on the cross

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>>39069309
I low key want that higao hoodie

>>39069465
does it really have to be a boy?

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>>39069494
wait, boy? That's a dude?

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someone to hang with. good friend not just girlfriend

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>>39069465
The fuck?

Save the derailing for spider man faggot

>>39063511
Fuck.
This is the best I've seen

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>>39069722
Oh...hey, I didn't see you there...

>>39062940
i have this girl. i'm a girl (female). is it more or less gay in your eyes?

>>39069835
ooooooooo you have a trap gf
luckyyyy

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>>39063553
>tfw this is literally you
Dear god why

>>39070034
fuck off you gay faggot. this is a christian board no homos allowed in or out

>>39068654
Uhhhhh why? She's ugly without makeup and has a fake voice. She's a drama queen and literally sucks cock to get carried in League

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Even if she existed she wouldn't want me.

Every time I think of my ideal girlfriend she has red hair, but in real life red hair turns me off.

>>39063553
l wish I could make a girl this happy

>>39070542
That girl isn't happy

>>39070336
>tfw no qt deaf gf
Who are we kidding, not even the disabled girls would have us.

>>39067100
T-this is literally me. Too bad I don't trust 4chan boys

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>>39062940
Gwynevere, I am here, I've slayed everything before me, now I know what I was fighting for...

>>39071586
No it litterally isnt because tou litterally arent a drawing, youre a dumb whore begging for attention

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>>39063511
>tfw faggot and I have a bf like this

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where is my psychadelic gf

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Someone post dead gf

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>>39063511
Fuck, Anon. I was having a great night, shitposting and being a lonely fuck.
Now i'm a sad, miserable lonely fuck.

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Make way for cybernetically enhanced cuteness.

>>39063511
why cant women just be like this

holy shit

>>39062940
You should make one of these that is for what robots will accept as a gf instead of their ideal. They'd get more replies that way.

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>>39063553
>>39063511
literally in tears. it doesn't help that i had Xion's theme in the background

>>39073214
Sabaton

nice taste

I want a gf who can kick my ass.

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haha silly boys

>>39067100
What's wrong with /po/?

>>39071586
I'm a pretty nice 4chan boy
but i understand there's like 5 of us amongst 500
i don't send dick pics to start convos
i don't immediately just ask about sexual shit
i put in genuine effort to converse even though i'm an introvert and most of the time people, guys and gals, tend to just sit there and expect to be entertained
nevertheless grills still ghost me. who knew

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Posting a classic gf.

>>39071644
She don't real, and trap brother.

Sorry, anon, but it's the truth

>>39074930
I felt Asian men always got shafted in this kind of thing. Good on you, anon

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>tfw they'll never be real
>tfw they'd never go for me if they were

>>39074930
I feel like some of these are douchey

>>39074995
which ones anon don't leave me hanging

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tfw no terrorwave waifu

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>>39071644
Now if only she could get fatter.

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I love this imaginary gf

>>39075216
>your perfect babe im so lucky
>dont be self concious I have faith in you
>finally a girl that understands me
>ill always love you even when your not young and beatiful
i understand the point of these it's just that they come off as shallow to me, actually im just now noticing how most of these are charactures and very one dimensional but i guess i shouldnt expect much from a bunch of lonely virgins

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if only she existed

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>>39075769
out of all of these memes, this is the one the broke me

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sorry if I post this gf too much. its just I really want her... I didn't like the old hair I made so I made this new hair

>>39076283
It's just an imaginary gf telling you that she loves you for who you are. Something that simple can make you cry? Of course, I guess I'm not one to talk about that.

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>You will never have a girlfriend to gas out a movie theater and make all the normies leave

>>39063607
yeah then she get's raped by that one white dolphin lol.

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>>39063511
>wild horses is playing in the backgroud

I was unprepared anon

Also here's my contribution

>>39076335
its all i want, i dont care about how quirky she is, if we share the same hobbies or how clingy she is. To the core thats what matters, thats the essence of these gf memes...

>>39076311
Trust me, you don't want a Tomoko gf. They're all disgusting, fat, greasy, and rarely bathe. They also almost always have cats that they let piss everywhere, so they'll always have that catpiss stench mixed in with their normal stench.

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>tfw no faster than light gf

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ghost girls are best girls

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>>39077196
part two of my perfect GF

>>39068000

why do i want this gf so badly

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Any more of these comparative ones?
I only have two.

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>>39075285
>You will never have this gf

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Girlfriends are best left 2D.
Right?

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At this point I don't even want a girlfriend. I can be content with a program that spat out just the right phrases.

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Don't worry fellow robots. This is what Mother Nature wants. We are to die along with our bad genes, whatever they may be. Don't let Mother see our suffering.

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Ideal vs reality

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>>39063511
>>39063574

I need out of this life immediately. Suicide booths when?

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>>39070336
One anon did. Godspeed, robot.

>>39075613
They're not supposed to be realistic dumbass

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>>39078693
Wow this makes me want to neck myself. Thanks for the post I guess.

>>39076283
It's okay, I cried too

>>39063743
This one is actually kind of adorable

I would take any number of these wholeheartedly, but holy fuck >>39063553 I don't care how
much of a blank slate it is, this is all i want

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>>39075769
I want a switch that will shut me off.

>>39063511
>>39063553
>tfw am exactly like this and he never tells me he loves me anymore

What am I doing wrong

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the search continues because I can't find any leafs who match this

>>39063780
Reddit and Morty whore

>>39076311
>>39076716
You can find one that's clean and doesn't reek, but, BUT the important part is, that they'll always be mentally ill to the point of breaking themself and you, before hopping on the next dick unfortunate enough to have crossed paths with her

>>39079968
oh god it would be my dream to have a provider gf

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Daily reminder that all of these qt 3.14s probably exist but are being railed by Chad right now. Geniuine robots (not the normalfags that are browsing here aswell) having dreams is beyond pathetic.

>>39079884
You're dating Chad, that's what you're doing wrong, cunt.
Alternative answer: You exist.

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>>39062940
>Arab
>brown hair or black hair
>brown or green eyes (no blue eyes)
>pale white skin
>5'5"
>not fat or overly skinny
>must be christian and devout
>must be a virgin
>must want kids
>must speak arabic and fluent in arabic
>must be arab nationalistic, or at least hate jews and unironically think hitler did nothing wrong

The last opinion is not that uncommon amongst arab grills, i know a few older generation women who legit think hitler did nothing wrong and hate jews.

pic related is my ideal waifu
>she launched a twitter spergout because a miss israel dared take a photo with her without asking

>>39081040
>Arab
>christian
>virgin
Good luck, m8. Most arabs that aren't hold on the leash by their dads or brothers are huge sluts.

>>39081111
>Good luck, m8. Most arabs that aren't hold on the leash by their dads or brothers are huge sluts.

that applies true to every female. The difference is that arab grills in the ME ARE held on a leash.

>>39081176
> in the ME
Then they wont be Christian you fucking dolt.

>>39081224
how dumb are you? there's literally millions of christians arabs in the middle east.

even the first generation migrants are super traditional, it's the ones that are born in the west that turn into uber sluts like every white girl is.

>>39063780
This is almost my ex desu. She was short and thicc readhead. Had an issue with very low confidence.loved me only because I showed her affection and that she's not useless and worthless. We broke up eventually because we didn't click. I'm still glad that I helped her find herself. She's no longer depressed or anxious.
Now I'm sad talking about this.

>>39081040
There was an arab qtpie who wanted a bf in a thread yesterday. some anon got her email.

>>39070152
Good thing I'm half deaf and good at league :^)

>>39063511
Where the fuck can I a girl like this AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>39082054
A perfect afterlife

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>tfw no bf to do any of this with
>He's my oneitis

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>>39082101
>unironically liking le alt right white boiis
HAHAHAHAHA

>>39082124
He went to Berkeley in April, he won my heart.

>pls no bully

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>>39082212
>he fell for the (((Tiki Torch))) jew
What a good goyim he is.

>>39068763
have a pity (you) my boyo

>>39082243
>His oneitis isn't fighting for his race

>>39063475
found the /d/poster

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>>39075769
[howling emptiness intensifies]

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>>39082259
>not having a mixed oneitis without a sense of belonging
shit taste/10
Have fun with your /pol/alicious lover who'll end up beaten to death by a Antifa peace squad or your local Sharia police.

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>>39082263
>found the /d/poster
How could you have possibly guessed that?

>>39082302
your shit tier basic bitch fetish gave it away, normie

>>39070102
>homos allowed in or out
noice

>>39082300
>being this big of a cuck

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>>39082343
>still throwing the word "cuck" around
Just stay on /pol/ddit for Christ's sake.

>>39063511
>Well I think you'll be a great comic book artists someday!
okay
>Can I help you think of stories?
okay
>Can I be in a comic?
RED FLAG RED FLAG RED FLAG

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>>39082325
I'm proud you could draw that conclusion sherlock.
Wanna contribute to this thread aswell or are you just out for easy (you)'s?

>>39082370
just let me fap in peace you dumb faggot

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Only worthwhile gf coming through.

>>39082511
i read that in male voice

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>>39074930
>My parents wanted me to get an Asian girlfriend...But they'll warm up to you, I promise.
That hurt more than it should have.

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This one right here has always been my favorite.

>>39077748
I remember one like this but there was a new tranny gf that had the traps dialogue and instead the trap was sex crazed and asked to play dark souls at the end. Anyone have this one?

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Fucking your mom is top tier.

>>39082676
this has potential to be hot or disgusting based on the said mom

>>39082765
With picture: no thx
With hot milf: yes pls

Tbh i'm sold purely on the mac n cheese. If she can't make a good homemade mac n cheese it's not gonna work out.

i made myself a t shirt with the stick figure gf on

>>39074296
i hate politics......

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wtf?

who deleted my post? posting it again guys whats goin on?

>>39082676
this for the most part except not literal mommy

>>39080795
>implying that I'm not mentally ill
anyways, I just want a gf that is into nerdy stuff like me and likes sex

>>39082904
did you try to bypass the robot by commenting something like "original"?

>>39082990
oh

that..

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>>39062940
original comment required
you have been muted for two seconds

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she also puts up with all of my fetishes

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>>39082866
For you, anon, and all other anons with shit taste. Chubby and thicc is far superior, though.

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>>39077748
Finn GF is best GF

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>>39083052
Forgot the dress.

>>39082367
The only robots who'll agree with you are ones with experience. Always say no

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>>39067100
thanks for the lasagna babe

>>39083095
i prefer the fatter version she looks made up