>Cousin confiscated the cum contraption
Am I completely fucked now?
>dad denied me of my derogatory dildo designs
>son sunk the sebum siphon
Well, its been nice knowing you lads
>dad found the trap porn
:D lol that was awkard looks like no internet for a week bye guys
>>39062842
>Uncle erected the ejaculate excavator.
I'm in for it now.
>daughter's dog uncovered the cum powered typhoon
its time boys
>son sounded the surplus semen
why
>>39062842
>mother found the cum homunculus
anions i was so close to a completed experiment, what am i meant to do now?
>dad discovered the diaper depository
At least he just thinks I have a bed wetting problem...
>mom found the pube and ass hair corner in my roommfw this actually happened
>rabbi unraveled the rube goldberg machine
there is subterfuge afoot
>>39063541
>no greentext
you literal nigger
>dad used the interdimensional dildo
we are in some trouble now anyons
>>39063690
>Dad withdrew through the dildo loophole
Yeah no kidding
>>39063578
>My bed is in the corner of my room
>When I'm in bed in the evening, I would always pull out my ass hair and pubes and throw it behind the corner of my bed
>Do this for many months
>Pubes stack up between bed and wall, in corner of my room
>Never really checked how much I pilled up there, because I couldn't see it (too dark)
>One day go visit a friend
>Come home and find out that mom cleaned my room
>She also cleaned behind my bed, my asshair and pubes collection was gone
>"Anon, what the fuck is that pile of hair behind your bed?"
>"I-It's... I-It's my armpit hair. I sometimes pull it out"
>Saying that it was my armpit hair is less worse than pubes and asshair
>"Let me see your armpits"
>Fuck
>She clearly could see it wasn't from my armpit hair, but she decided to "just go with it" because she could see right through me
JUST
>>39063732
Kek.
You must have been sweating your balls off during that.
>>39064515
Yes I remember it as if it happened yesterday. I wanted to die there and then.
>step-mom milked the molecular memetics mechanisms
>aunty annexed the anal abattoir
Lads I was so damn close
>Partner found the penis pounder
considering running away
Bumping this magnificent thread..
Please post more
>cousin came across the confined catablepon
>great grandfather in law popped the discharge storage balloon
>dad walked in while I was fapping to anime tiddies
>he looked embarassed, said "aha" and left the room
>it happened over a year ago
>he hasn't entered my room since
>Son unearthed the Semen Surplus
>nephew notice the nonce noose
how fucked am I?
>>39062842
>Mummy found the prolapse prowler
>wife withdrew the willy widener
killing myself right now
>>39063732
>Mom found the armpit hair caverns
It's all fucking over
>dad desecrated the dick dirt dwelling
it's am the most baddest for these little dwellings
>brother besieged the boipussy bordello
all hope is lost
>dad delved down into the dickgirl dungeon
FUUUUCKKK
What the fuck is wrong with you people you disgusting fucks jesus christ
>>39069717
>>39064515
I forgot to mention this. Mom cleaned it up with the vacuum cleaner.
Fuck I cringe when I think about this.
>father found the fetus fornication fortress
Should i just off myself now?