What's your most autistic hobby?

>>39059589
Trashing public bathrooms of people i dont like in hotels n shit if i dont like the owner i trash it thats why i always carry a mini multitool last time i stole a sink

Probably divination and making custom rune sets

I make really detailed silly custom wrestlers in WWE games and watch them fight, alone

>What's your most autistic hobby?
party rockin

>>39059589
browsing the internet and not contributing anything of note to it

posting on 4chan for 10-16 hours a day

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>>39059661
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

EVERYBODY JUST WANTS TO HABE A GOOD TIME

>>39059589
saving pictures of anime girls

>>39059681
doing this ^ instead of not being an autist and socializing

When I pop a pimle or a zit i like to stick it to the mirror as a trophy.

before I lost all my friends:
writing dnd stories and being the dungeon master

now:
modding skyrim

>>39059589
Anime but like the raunchy kind

>>39059589

probably driving around "car spotting". Just driving around aimlessly checking out what kinds of nice cars people are rolling around in.

>>39059589

collect my dandruff in a dedicated drawer

Doing copious amounts of drugs attempting to overdose hoping that i pass away when i black out
So far not very successful with my recent attempts

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probably collecting, assembling and painting little figurines with no intention to do anything more with them

>>39059589
Model trains, yo.

>>39061150
I thought I was the only one
;-;

Possibly collecting unusual/uncommon coins, including those ones you get from penny moulding machines.

>>39059589
masturbating to the thought of being swallowed and digested alive by cute girls

>>39059589
Ricing my phone. I do it way too much.

Collecting anime figs, I guess

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watching again and again and again submarine movies

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>>39059589
Playing mediocre bossa novas on my keyboard and pretending animu grills are in the same room

>>39061649
Is that the moe jazz thing, i love that

Also op my most autistic hobby is jacking off or vidya, both a waste of time

Rhythm games desu

>>39059589
i build redstone contraptions in minecraft many hours every day. ranging from mob farms to massive slime block machines

Posting on anoymous image boards.

Ever since that guy made stat blocks for the Barnyard dreamworks movie characters, I really liked making stat blocks of different made up characters and stuff

>>39061722
who /stepmania/ here?

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penspinning
failed my last year of high school cause of it.
I'm a legit autist and would literately just sit and spin the entire lesson

When I'm really bored or just in the mood I play Crash Banditcoot Nitro Kart in my head while maiming Coco' s pet tiger.

vidya

if that doesn't count, cleaning old grimy controllers or keyboards and refurbishing old technology is a nice favorite, other than that ig playing rhythm games and improving at them is a big thing for me

>>39061847
>>39061722

getting good at osu mania 4k but i really want to branch out into stepmania, only thing keeping me from doing so is it's relatively dead scene

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>>39059589
>soviet union history, WW2 period specifically
I bought an original map of SU from 1941 (after the annexation of Karelia) and have painstakingly put on it all the divisions, airports, factories, fleets, shipyards and so on, each with at least two independent sources confirming their location.
I have a whole room filled with old books, newspapers and documents, most of them in Russian (which I learned only to read them)

>>39061722
what game(s) if you don't mind me asking

>>39061955
yeah I haven't played Stepmania in a few years, it started dying when DDR died

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Collecting things.
I collect glass bottles and Caps on cans.
I used to collect bottle caps, probably had over 100.

>>39059589
making stupid videos for 10+ years that nobody watches

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I try to replicate abandoned buildings in minecraft and terraria
Pic is my current project

>>39059589
History, inventions, firearms..

see how much i can mess up my room before autism kicks in, then tidying up and starting all over again

Technical chart analysis.

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>>39059589
I crop anime screenshots to make reaction pics. Can't even call it a hobby desu.

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>>39059589
>getting super deep into conspiracy theories and paranormal shit, even though I know it's not real
>experimenting to see what kind of foods taste good wrapped in a crescent roll
>thinking about times I've made an ass of myself in public and then audibly yelping and physically twitching at the wretched memories
>curling up in a ball on the floor and seeing what kinds of things end up stuck to my shirt
>taking pictures of my poops and categorizing them by size, shape, texture, and color

>>39062935
Post your favorite poop.

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Begleri.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yZC1inesPY

Normies don't use skilltoys. Even the king of the skilltoy world, the Yoyo, is considered pretty much the most autistic thing ever. So using a lesser known one is surely even worse.

Amusingly, normies do like Poi, aka "that guy who swings lights around him in fun patterns at a rave", which is a skilltoy, but I guess the fact that it's #raveculture makes it okay.

>>39059589
Blowing snot out of my nose in front of people when I nasally laugh.

>>39061495
Those are yours? Very nice

>>39059659
You made that pretty successful with the streaming Jerma. Also the live action one was pretty funny

>>39061582
I luv that movie.
> tfw no german qt marine bf

>>39059589
shortwave amateur radio desu

>>39062573
hey thats pretty cool desu
pic of finished ones?

I make extremely detailed CAD models of projects I never do. Like I wanted to rebuild a trailer into a tiny home and did a full model down to a full BOM including individually placed nails for the framing and correct lengths of heat shrink on the wires in the walls. Full CFD to make sure the AC is in the right spot, etc

Wanting to play dungeons and Dragons but not daring, so just playing boardgame version instead, dreaming of an autistic circle-jerking role-playing group..

>>39063132
I do the same, played Shadow of Brimstone? Someone made a Hexcrawl that's pretty darn great.

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playing DnD, and reading every comment in this thread

Gothic lolita. I don't socialize with other lolitas, don't go to meets, and frequently wear my dresses while sitting in front of my desk on 4chan. Don't follow or care about any drama or communities either. It's purely for the sake of hunting down and appreciating the clothing.

>>39063333
Check'd!

Do you take photos of yourself? Maybe keep a folder of all your favourite outfit combinations?

>>39063386
I do keep photos of my coords, it's nice to have a catalogue and it's good reference if I want to draw something.

>>39059589
I like to unicycle. I haven't unicycled that much lately though, because I have been busy.

I can be seen unicycling to my uni when there is no snow though. It's good exercise. I think I'm the only person in my entire 600.000+ town that uses it for commuting. It's quite comfy, fast, agile, and free on public transport.

being the sysadmin of parents house tbqh
there cant be anything more autistic shit than getting used older enterprise networking equipment and maintaining that shit at home and being excited about it, it's a job for people in companies and no sane person wants to complicate their personal life with it

>>39059639
I used to work at a hospital and they actually had sink stolen once.

>>39063444
>quads into trips
If you get dubs on your next reply I'm calling...something.

That's cool, and I definitely understand having a collection of reference photos for drawing. My mate has over 10000 of various body shapes and positions, he's the one who got me started on collecting reference materials.

>>39059659
That sounds pretty cool post a pic if you see this post

>>39061150
>>39061508
I had a roommate who did this. You fuckers are subhuman filth.

>>39061547
What ricing is?

I cant have any hobbies because my family laughs at me all the time

Paying for a 16yo girl to take pictures mimicing memes Irl, giving her scripts to act on camera. I spent 1400 dollars on her and I got 1000 of pics and about 300 videos. Bought 10 different shirts, pants, dresses, a nazi and an AnCap flag.
most videos are one liners like "your family hates you for being such a loser" and 20 videos of her saying "I love you" in different places. Also gave her a 2000 word script of her argumenting for national socialism with a SS hat and nazi flag behind her.
Started this 1,5 years ago. It's absolutely 0% sexual, even though she is blonde haired blue eyed super cute girl, I'm asexual but I just think it's hilarious that's why I'm paying her to do It.

Never shared any of them. Just listen to it myself.

>>39061547
show us a screenshot anon

>>39064435
Make one where she says: anon I want your cummies in my tummy. Then upload it here.

>>39064435
If you give proof I think you'll have won

>>39062291
That actually sounds kinda cool tho

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>>39065575
It is.
I'm the coolest R9K user and you're all nerds,

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>>39062291
Dividing countries up by state and giving them their own history, culture, flags etc;
>>39062291
Post your collection

>>39059589
Boxing while listening to anime music

>>39062935
>>getting super deep into conspiracy theories and paranormal shit, even though I know it's not real

I used to do that too, especially the ghost hunting stuff. I think I drove away a number of people by trying to start my own ghost hunting show and taking it seriously.

>>39059589
Collecting and measuring my fingernail clippings. Have been doing it for the past three years.

>>39059589
going on google maps and just looking on street view at other cities, towns in america

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collecting photos and info related to rose.

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>>39065733
You replied to me twice.
Good job man.

>>39061968
woah, that's pretty cool man

>>39064435
WE NEED
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Living

actually that would mean I enjoy living

>>39063509
I guess we have our answer then

Tracking how fictional settings evolve over time. My current project is mapping out how the concepts underpinning Star Wars changed between the first and second movies.

>>39061968
>>39066168
Hello my comrades.

Where does one acquire a far left gf.

>drawing on my shoes
>window shopping on amazon
>skateboarding

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>>39059639
is this orginally you??

editing creepshots and profile pictures so that the picture only has a girl, properly cropped
spoilertest

>>39063131
Do you sell them?

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>>39061485
>tfw mom found the dandruff drawer

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>>39066259
>skateboarding

Same. Did a tre down a six yesterday.

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Anime figure collecting

>>39059589

I play with action figures and toys.

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>>39059589
Collect photos from the 1800's-2000's, look at them from time to time. Sometimes go through trash to find photos, i always scan them so i can preserve them for the future. Have to admit that most are ww1/2 though. I want to learn how to use photoshop or something like that to touch them up, some need it.

Makes me feel like i'm doing something good, secretly hope people will take the effort to save a picture of me when i'm long gone too

>>39066551
This picture hurts my soul every time I see it

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>>39059589
Generally speaking, my habitual modding of Victoria II in order to alter the global demographics and also increase the percentage of clergymen (intellectuals on the Historical Project Mod, which I utilize) to 4-5% ensuring that every practically nation is more than capable of achieving 100% literacy before the end date is reached.

Whenever I rarely play Victoria II, I usually spend the entire game building the economy, expanding factories and refusing to annex any land as this allows me to fantasize of a near-ideal universe where populations (especially those of industrialized European powers) are better able to flourish with little warfare and greater improve their technical capacities to advance far greater into scientific progress than their real-world counterparts. Sometimes it can also provide some means of stimulation that otherwise I have little experience of - how I remember playing as Haiti and feeling considerably perky as I, the voyeur of the state - conceptualized the soaring rates of craftsmen, bureaucrats and clergymen in spite of an enormous influx of migrants (keep in mind that I had used events 18090 and debug_alwaysreform to achieve progressive reforms at the beginning of the game).

>>39062830
That's a great thing to do anon, the world requires more content!

>>39066270
Gyuehehe that image really amused me anon.

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>>39059589
Writing pornographic fanfiction of comic book and Disney characters

Collecting animu figurines and dakimakuras

Rhythm games but I'm pretty casual, I can only do about up to 4.5 star songs on taiko osu after playing for about three years.

>>39063461
hello my well-balanced peer! Can you do any tricks? I've been looking at upgrading to a nicer uni so I can practice pedal grabs and jumps and stuff.

>>39061847
I am but I'm still bad at it, can play on hard mode pretty well at 3x speed
Favorite song is love is orange

>>39059589
I make awesome stuff, get anxious about sharing it with the world even if it could go very well and make me some money, only to delete any existence of it without any backup whatsoever.

>>39062486
post your channel dude, i'll watch it

I paint pictures of my imaginary girlfriend in different outfits

>>39067949
can I please please see some

this is the noblest bestest shit in the whole thread, what a fuckin lad, guy

I watch dota 2

not play, watch

>>39062935
>thinking about times I've made an ass of myself in public and then audibly yelping and physically twitching at the wretched memories

When this happens i either say "Nigger!" or the name of my crush for some reason.

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Military Strategy, I've studied it by myself for over a decade, its all im knowledgeable on.
I have 0 official education, didn't even finish primary school.
>tfw literal autistic NEET with no useful skills

>>39071244
>didn't even finish primary school.
holy crap, what the hell happened? were you just not able to function in a class or what?
I understand dropping out of highschool, but how not finishing primary school happen?

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I have constructed a cyberpunk/post apocalyptic/diesel-punk world that I have obsessed over for years. I've only told one person about it but I've talked less about it recently because I felt like I was annoying him.

Collecting pictures of cities and posting them here.

>>39059589
Ghouls. Little green ones

>>39071522
>sperg out in sixth grade
>break teachers arm
>get expelled
>go to new school, 10 times as big.
>social anxiety kicks in
>pass out from panic attacks several times at school
>get diagnosed with assburgers after a bad spergout
>tried to go to school every day for 3 years ending in daily panic attacks and going home immediately.
im not a retard but i am incredibly uneducated.
Ive been cooped up in my room reading military strategy since i was 13.
been 11 years since that, i live by myself and function somewhat.

>>39063078
reviewbrah? how are you doin, bud? you seem sad lately

>>39071570
pretty much the same here, just a different genre

>>39062935
>>curling up in a ball on the floor and seeing what kinds of things end up stuck to my shirt
nigga what

Pokemon.

Also I'm into loli. Which I think is pretty autistic.

At least I don't like trains.

>>39071762
Tell me about it in a very original way

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>>39071808
fuck you trains are radical

>>39059589
I like reading about magical and legendary weaponry in ancient culture. It's pretty interesting what swords or spears nords or protopajeets made up for their mythological heroes.

>>39059589
browsing 4chan

even more autistic than reading a shitton of yuri manga

>>39071829
pretty much just a world detailing everything from the bronze age to the age of discovery. conflicted wheter i should add some sort of magic or not

>>39068340
Superman is not a Disney character tho

>>39068340
post more if you're still here?

>>39059651
>most autistic hobby

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>>39063055
Yea. Its the sort of hobby that actually costs hundreds of dollars. /tg/ says you can sell your painted figures on ebay and stuff for a profit because some wargamers are too lazy to paint but I like to keep them.

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>>39069458
No tricks as of yet, I got a trickuni but it needs new cranks and pedals. I want to get better at tricks over the winter, but who knows.

>>39059651
During high school I was getting bullied and getting my ass kicked a lot by this guy in his 20s because he thought I was a dork or whatever.

So I made a protection rune and prayed to Thor. And then he ignored me after that. It was like a miracle.

>>39072117
In his 20s? Where was his wrangler?

>>39072088
Good stuff, I browse /tg/ and know enough that yours are really well done. The way the shields look so warn is very nice.

I guess they're an asset, if you ever really need a little extra money you could sell them.

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I had a business in Second Life, making animated paintings from GIFs found online, i would spend hours carving away the background of some image for its alpha channel to render it invisible so ir can be displayed as a freestanding dancer,even though I would only sell it for 25 cents a pop. Even though it would never make me rich,I was happy to sell anything,and it made Second Life a bit more silly wherever you saw one.

>>39072149
I actually suck at shields and so I cheated. If you look at the first and second pics you can tell. The first one has shield transfers (stickers). They cost like $5 for 20 but I think they are much better.

>>39059589
I fuckin' love YuGiOh to an aspergic extent
Literally spent at least 3 hours on DuelLinks today

>>39071570
Make something from it,then.

Write stories based on it, draw pictures of places and things from it,or whatever suits your skills and fancy. A believable setting is rare,and a well researched one is even rarer.

>>39072203
I didn't notice but my eyesight's not great. Still, could be worse.

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>>39059589
When I'm waiting to go to sleep at night I engage in a long running fantasy that I'm in an alternate take of Twin Peaks and one of the Bookhouse Boys.

Sometimes I solve mysteries with Dale Cooper too.

It's a thing I developed since my own family blows chunks and Twin Peaks came on when I was 5 and my mom always had it on.

>tfw you'll never really be Andy's best friend and go on adventures in the Ghostwoods

>>39067949
anon you have pure thoughts God bless you

>>39059589
Vidya. i will never stop

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>>39059589
Antique toy trains

>>39061507
What kind?

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>>39059639
>last time i stole a sink
>i stole a sink
top fucking kek I nearly died laughing

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I spend absolutely retarded amounts of time making shit like this in survival mode. I played the same minecraft world with one mod installed for 4 years, then switched to a new world (pic related) which I've been working on for about 1.5 years. It's not even fun, this game is just my timesink.

>>39071745
what do you use it for? i hope you play strategy games at least

competitive pokemon simulators

I'm not even good

>>39059651
>Probably

Origaoiwjdawd

Collecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards, Lego Star Wars figurines, albums, and model trains.

mobage

>>39059639
How the fuck do you steal a sink?

>>39067949
You're a good guy, anon. Post some pics pls.

>>39074122
very quietly

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>>39059589
Not really a hobby, but when i try to sleep i hug a pillow and think it is the girl that im in love with.
Pretty autistic and depressing, i know.

>>39072015
Well it's pretty autistic to normies; carving, chanting, bleeding runes isn't exactly something that's wholeheartedly accepted. Neither is heathenism. The divination part is liked, but most normies aren't willing to part with money for readings; I do them for free on here from time to time
>>39072117
Thor is the protector of the common man, good choice of patron for protection. What rune/bindrune did you use? The aegisjalmer is a very strong protection rune.
>>39073346
Well I mean most of my hobbies are normie tier but it's really the only "off" thing about me. I guess I do do a bunch of other autistic things but they're hardly hobbies

I used to create 5th edition d&d characters, not to play with, but because rolling dice and writing the results was fun. Now, I make Warhammer terrain despite not being able to afford miniatures.

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>>39063540
I saw your post

>>39065806
Kira is that you?!
>is this a jojo reference?

>>39072088
Hey, I always wanted to get into that stuff but I can't afford the minis at all, my autistic hobby is now making terrain from garbage and the like for that day when I have disposable income.

>>39059589
Sampling tracks from anime osts and making trap beats out of them.

>>39059589
Dark souls and jojo.

>>39075336
Post your soundcloud

>>39059589
Listen to my favorite music and not enjoying it please someone shoot me

>>39075482
I don't post them on my soundcloud, I just make normie trap beats on there, I can send you a file if you give me an email though. Also, if you have any anime ost tracks to suggest, feel free to.

>>39075655
[email protected]
I don't have any recommendations sorry. Except normie anime shit

>>39059589
I pick my nose and eat it. I'm 24. I believe eating my boogers improves my immunity to different viruses and diseases.

>>39075723
No problem, I'm e-mailing it to you now, the beat is going to take a little while to send but it shouldn't be that long. And I'm fine with any suggestions.

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I'm really fucking into those cyoa things they have on /tg/. I spend around an hour some days just looking at them and imagining. Its some high octane escapism i tell you
Pic related- a good one

>>39059589
I grow a small marijuana plant in my japanese apartment. my secret don't tell anyone

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>>39059589
Transcribing music from bands no-one gives two fucks about anymore into an outdated version of Guitar Pro usually for only my own listening pleasure.

>>39059589
Collecting North Korean propaganda music

>>39075780
thats actually called mucophagy. and i do the same

I make fictional rosters for crossover fighting games

>>39075863
isn't that like a huge crime

why risk it