>tfw you win the lottery next week Wat do?

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In my country lottery jackpots are around 2 to 4 million dollars, if I won that amount I'd probably buy at least 3 apartments, 1 to live in and the other two to rent, I'd buy a fun sports car to have, I'd pay off my debt and my parent's, then I'd spend a bit on random shit (new PC, furniture and equipment for my apt, etc) and finally give it away the rest to my family.

i'd immediately build a camping/hike/hunt kit and go out to Alaska on an extended hunting tour.
fly out to the midwest and take survival classes from Dave Canterburry.

i'd basically just do all the things i always wanted to do but never could because of restrictions.

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If i won the $430million Mega Millions jackpot, I'd make a thread, and buy every robot who got dubs or better in my thread an ASUS ROG GX800, and $1000 in Steam games. The i'd take the rest, buy a few apartment complexes, hire a property management crew, and NEET up the rest of my life.

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>>39059447
>$430 million Mega Millions

Anon...

>>39059284
Do not get a Stacy gf. She'll just use up all your money and take all your stuff.

>>39059494
I meant powerball

reputable jewish financial advisor and probably a lawyer
property
guns
gear
books
personal trainers for stuff I want to learn

>>39059499
Yeah, I'm planning on just hiring escorts to fuck and remain single all my life.

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>>39059447
Wait, question, if I won the powerball (pic related, just took it rn) and did this, would I be the only trap every would be cool with on this board? Would I earn my right to stay?

>>39059284
All the THC and DMT.

>>39059570
Everyone*
Fucking hate having nails with this stupid phone.

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>>39059352
Sounds like the typical dream.
>>39059384
Why Alaska, why hunting in Alaska, people barely survive in the civilized areas anon do you have any idea what its like up there?
>>39059447
Based, I would consider buying an apartment complex just so NEETs down on their luck could live rent free but they'd have to take care of expenses like food. Everything else, internet, water, electricity, provided for.
>>39059494
Stop getting my hopes up.
>>39059526
>reputable jew
Post ONE
>>39059499
>>39059535
>not visiting 3rd world countries with armed guards for sex
>not buying a waifu
doing it wrong

If I can keep it from getting out, move to Detroit and Andrew Carnegie the shit out of it. If I succeed, I'll create a fully-functioning city and a community of black Americans to serve as role models and community leaders for future generations. If I fail, I get to shitpost at full throttle. It's a win/win scenario.

>>39059599
>why Alaska
i was born there and have family there.

>>39059599
>Based, I would consider buying an apartment complex just so NEETs down on their luck could live rent free but they'd have to take care of expenses like food. Everything else, internet, water, electricity, provided for.

Y'know what, I would add that in for everyone who rolled quads or better.

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I'd probably invest in a nice comfy apartment for myself and invest the rest into something that will maintain me for the rest of my life, I have no friends or family.
I feel like shit being a poorfag, can't even afford a PC, when does this ride end?

>>39059284
Try to live as a normal person but just buy lots of cool stuff like pc parts n stuff and lots of cheap snacks

ensure that my dad couldn't run off with it/blow it on insanely stupid shit because he probably would given the chance
hopefully be able to accept it with as few people as possible knowing I won the lottery because FUCK suddenly at least even one person out of the blue trying to be friendly with my socially awkward ass years and years after high school was done with. Like just one person doing that after a lottery thing would piss me off to one end.

pay off loans
make some investments after basic research to see if I could make even more money halfway intelligently while still minimizing the amount of effort I have to put into things myself
blow the rest on stupid shit as slowly as possible to make it last long enough to at least be able to play vidya and keep my bro medicated on that seizure preventing shit

Largely invest it in property, a lightly used vehicle, tools, furniture, medical treatment I could never afford, and a moderate risk investment that pays a dividend. Aside from the vehicle, avoid splurging on things with rapidly depreciating value. If I splurged on anything short term, it would be travel, as I feel there would be no point putting it off until later in my life.

Offer some sort of financial assistance to immediate family and closest friends. Everybody else is nice but can go fuck themselves and if they need money can ask for it from my regular income. Buy my mother one thing she has always dreamed of having, a new car, right off the lot.

Try my best to forget I have millions of dollars and try to content myself with the steady flow of money to prevent the boom/bust cycle of millionaires.

Find myself an excellent lawyer and financial advisor.

>>39059447
Why bother aith any of that when you have 430m? Hell 1m is more then enough for a lifetime of tendies and the latest graphics cards.

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>>39059284
Keep quiet about it mostly except for my family, tell them I won a lot less than I got, maybe help them out here and there. Buy a comfy house and live lavishly, but quietly.

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Invest it on some surgery to fix my ugly face.

i would buy a very large gated community and give free rooms to robots, with amenities such as free hookers, a LAN center, bars, arcades, etc included.

>>39059284
Buy myself a house
Buy my parents a new house (expect them to move and sell their current house though)
Save and live off the rest depending how much it is, probably still finish college just to say I did even if I'd never need an actual job in my life

Id use it in the research and development of wqifubots

Then start a foundation for meets where we donate waifubots to neet virgins.

>>39059284

Cryptos + Bitcoin

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go on deepweb and hire an assassin to kill me in my sleep

Buy the college dorm I lived in last year

Pay the current director of it to keep it making shekels (she is a milf btw)

It works like crazy because it runs out of empty rooms every year

Connect rooms making an ultra comfy duplex loft apartament and live there making money and keep studying just for enjoy

Year after year living high till I get bored or too old and then move to an appartment bought with the benefits

Some years more making profits and then buy some space on the countryside to live the neet life being selfsustainable with own veggies and animals

Die after burning it all so no one gets my shit after I pass away

Damn op now im getting a lottery ticket

Wish you all so much luck anons

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i wouldn't tell anyone, first thing i'd get is a lawyer and a financial advisor

then with their help formulate a plan for a comfy NEET life that accommodates stuff like travel, sporting events, or fancy restaurants

then i'd just live my comfy life waiting to die, maybe i'll have kids with some roast to pass the time

>>39059695
>can't even afford a pc
please anon, a PC is like 20$ on craigslist. And a "gaming" pc is like 200$ if you want to play 2013ish games.

>>39060477
Ir a had 100 millions I wouldnt be so sure about that
If you tell some goldberg that you have millions and anyone else know youd probably get scammed and/or killed

>>39059284
Would buy the exact same clothes as Patrick Bateman. Would buy the exact same appartment as Patrick Bateman. Would rent the most beautiful escort girls and fuck them while filming with a 1000$ 4k camera, but I wouldn't kill them like in the movie. Just fuck escort girls every night till I run out of money.

>>39060543
If I had*
I wasnt original babababab

>>39060543
I'm Jewish myself actually, if it's you who wins the lottery i'm going to come to steal your money and eat your foreskin anon

>>39059447
R-rolling, just in case

Buy 4chan and shadow ban people who disagree with me.

If id win the lottery I would:
>Give it as much attention as possible (doing interviews with newspapers etc)
>Everyone gets envyous
>Some roasties who made poor decisions in life will probably come ask for money order try to date
>Fuck them, then tell them to fuck off
I also want to buy a nice car.

>>39059284
Wait for the government to take it all