Non-qt gf

How degenerate are we talking here?

>>39057315

Yea, fuck that shit. I will probably feel OK for the first month, then you'll realize how shitty having an overweight hamplanetbeast gf is.

>>39057315
tell me about it anon, i'm in a similar situation

>>39057315
How fat is she? Landwhale or still resembles a human?

>>39057315
I can be your online gf. Im cute. Just tell me Im pretty and allow me to be really clingy around you. Im lonely.

>>39058411
I'm not OP but you sound perfect. Are you female(male) or female(female)?

>>39058461
I am a female (female)

Pls respond

>>39058482
you got discord?

Would love to spend time with you

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>>39057315
> mfw finally did the same at 25
> thought it would make me feel happy
> thought it would make me feel anything
> anti-depressants numbed me too much a while back
> i just feel dead inside
> finally lost my virginity
> but
> my dick doesn't even work properly anymore
> i was too late
> if you're past 21 and still a virgin you might as well save your self the trouble and kys
> i regret that i didn't when i was younger
> because now
> at this advanced age of 25, nearing 26
> my suicide wont even be that tragic because i'm not young and full of wasted potential anymore
> i am wasted potential
> rotting away in mediocrity
> and the world with all its life has become numb to me
> i regret my own existence

>>39058482
I hope you are still here anon... if you don't want to post your discord here i could make a fake email and get it from there

>>39058633
Please post fake email.

>>39058656
[email protected]

really hope this is going to work out anon

>>39058666
It should work out, your buddy satan is making sure of that.

>>39058656
i'm not getting anything anon.. i think i'll just go kms..

>>39058692
why are you so mean and bully people on the internet anon?

>>39058666
With a fakemail i can't respond, you have to send me your discord so that i can add you...

>>39058697
I sent you something. Pls respond back

>>39058773
i cannot respond to it, anon.. but i did got it

>>39058737
What about that looks like bullying? I'm just congratulating him on trips.

>>39058785
I wanted to talk before I gave it to you. You could be really weird you know. And my discord has a lot of my real life stuff.

>>39058791
We're probably both weird... got another idea?

>>39058848
Why not use sharkmail? You can send messages with that.

>>39058791
you got a fake facebook account or something like that?

>>39058865
ok then..

[email protected]

>>39058865
Waiting on a response anon.. don't leave me hangin'...

>>39058878
Dammit, I always call sharklasers sharkmail for some reason. Anyways I'm not that femanon, just an anon giving ideas to help you guys out.

>>39058907
she isn't responding anyway.... but thanks anyway

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>15 years old
>Doesn't really need a gf yet
>No one is interested in my anyway for some reason (I don't act like a eugene/dress like one)
>I reassure myself that this age isn't an age to get a serious relationship
>I pat my OWN shoulder
>I fucking hate myself

>>39058921
I responded. Not sure why you arent getting it. Hmmmm

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>>39057315
>get fat gf
>gives me blowjobs and any sexual shit i want when i ask for it
>always makes me tasty food when i visit her
>loans me money and doesn't ask for it back
>lets me drink all the beer and wine i want when i visit
she doesn't even ask anything of me, just sitting next to me while i watch tv is enough for her
pretty comfy

>>39059003
nvm, got it

this comment should now be original