Shit OKCupid profiles

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For the record, I'm not from Ireland, I just bumped my search range up to 500km

>>39014516
>not underlining Aries

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Here's one that I put in the last thread, thought I'd repost it since people seemed to "like" it

>>39014559
Yeah, to be fair I should've underlined all of these stupid astrological signs.

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I didn't think that it was possible to have so many red flags in one picture.

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And this is the last notable one that I've got. I doubt that any of you guys could find a worse one.

Why is liking cats a bad thing?

>>39014565
I thought it was pretty good up until "Communism" then I dropped her.
Still she is only 19, she can be saved.

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Every profile of girls in my area looks like these.

Don't come to the west coast if you're searching for reasonable women or anywhere ultra liberal.

If I did a random sample of girls in my area 60% would be "bisexual" and the other 40% would be demi-pan-asexual liberal bullshit

TFW dating someone like those girls.

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>>39014846
>dating someone
norman be gone

>>39014668
having a cat is fine, having more than 1 cat is torture. You can love them all you want, but they constantly get in the way, make messes, fight eachother, break stuff, and get hair all over your clothes. Having a cat obsessed gf means you wont receive complete affection from her; there's always a part of her reserved for the cats, despite the factors above. It's not a complete dealbreaker, but it's more of a trial than I initially bargained for

>>39014565
like's preacher were they humanize htiler
is a commie

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https://www.okcupid.com/profile/dorkyandcute?

>Yeah I'm a bitch, what of it?
>I'll disrespect you and your property and do whatever the fuck I want
>I'm gonna fuck every hot guy I can get my hands on, if you can't deal with my past you don't deserve me sweety
>omg men who spread their legs on public transport are what's wrong with the world

Literally toxic femininity. They're proud and unapologetic about being sassy, bitchy and entitled.

>>39014626
is this true fembot

>>39015984
It's the closest that you'll find to a "real" fembot.

>>39014516
That thing is NOT a Christian. Don't put in sane group as that.

>>39014516
What are some examples of good one's you've seen?

>>39016140
I have never seen a "good" one, there are only "okay" and "awful" ones.

>>39015180
this one is truly awful

>>39016192
Show me what an okay one is

>>39014516
If this is the me in an opposite universe... lets just say id rsther be a virgin than fuck myself.

>>39016140
>good one's
not gonna find any on OKC m80

>>39014551
I think I'd get along well with this girl. She likes everything I like, except the beer thing (beer is good you slut) and she's fat but I'd make her work out.

>>39014565
Same with this girl but no communism.

I think I'm getting more and more normie as I get older.

>>39016368
Did you even read the big section about her shit ideology that i circled?

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>>39016368
Yeah, enjoy that fucking fat cringy fuck that loves pizza and anything covered in chocolate. Exercise doesn't burn fat as much as portion sizes retard.

>>39016398
Which girl? I might have missed it.

>>39016401
>he has never made a girl go on a diet and lose weight
>he doesn't want her to cover his cock and balls in chocolate and have her lick it off
>he doesn't want to cover another girl in chocolate and have her lick it off while fucking her from behind
>he doesn't want two girls licking chocolate off his cock and balls
Anon. Come on. The chocolate thing is so good with kinky sluts. In year 8 some little ho bought some body chocolate to school and let some of us lick it off random parts of her. I've liked it ever since

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>>39016447
No anon, no. Shes not for you, just give up. It's not too late just give up holy fuck.

>>39016447
"generic guy chaser"

>>39016476
Well there's really nothing to give up. We aren't even in the same country and my current girlfriend would be pretty pissed if I started fucking 2 other girls. Was just saying I didn't see anything wrong with their profiles apart from what I mentioned.

>>39016501
Don't pretend like you wouldn't want a kinky slut chasing you.

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>>39016534
>my current girlfriend
Get the fucc off my board

>>39016552
Sorry. This is my board too anon. If you don't like talking about women then Wizardchan is probably better suited for you. Don't worry about apologising, you're not the first to make this mistake.

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>>39016576
get off my board reeeeeoriginal

>>39016611
Repeating yourself isn't going to help dude.

How do i tweak my ok cupid profile to land me some fembots?

>>39014626
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>>39014565
>>39014551
>>39014516
>>39015180
That's awful, I really feel bad for you lads who have to pick a wife out of this bunch. I'm from eastern europe (barely) and I never even see or meet people like this. If i were in a western country I'm pretty sure I'd be MGTOW

>>39017558
I bet you they don't get alot of matches.

>>39017688
If they don't get matches why are their profiles like that? Wouldn't they change them to try and get more? I'm not saying they have to be dishonest but not revealing so much would be better too I think.

>>39014626
>against schools
uhhh what

>>39017826
Well, she did drop out of secondary school, those two things are probably related.

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I made a profile with Stanley's pictures. I've been messaging women the past few days trying to be as beta yet normie as possible. It doesn't matter how pathetic I am, they still respond. I feel like I've been lied to by you guys, women are easy as fuck to get on dating sites.

>>39017897
Stanley is an obvious 10/10 though. I'm a 4.

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>>39017941
Is that why I can get away with being an unforgivable normie?

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Fucking Stanley. He can literally get away with saying pls respond.

>>39017948
Most likely, but could you post the full Stanley profile?

>>39017897
Have you made an account previously for comparison?

>>39014565
It's become a complaint that normies have hijacked memes but what's worse is any normie mentioning "shitposting" imo. This is the same type of person who would talk about 4chan using words such as "problematic" and would give no create to 4chan for creating pretty much all the good memes

>>39017897
Congrats. You've figured out that Stanley is a dumb cunt who is alone because he has a shitty personality. It's the same with 90% of the people on this board.

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>>39017979
originaldopoldo

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>>39017979
>>39018193
Here's the pictures used. I googled "amateur golden retriever" for the dog picture.

Moreover, i googled "most generic dating profile" and copied all of it. Apparently women like normies, which is sad tbqh. They really are the inferior gender.

>>39014516
does anyone else catfish women and lead them on just to crush them emotionally? I do. It's fun.

>>39018193
He's lying, he shopped Stanley over a pic of a chad and that's why he's successful

>>39018241
see
>>39018235
originaldopoldoaldo

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Here's a god-tier one.

>>39018002
It's probably a troll

>>39018328
No "shitposting" has become a term for Internet using subnormies now they know about it, it'll reach the normies shortly

>>39018303
>horse girl
Dropped

>>39018303
>MA in Art History
Even the good women still have red-flags

>>39014565
i dont know why but im wildly attracted to her

>>39017688
Post a profile like that and just watch the likes roll in.
>>39017558
OKC is a total disaster of a site and not really representative of women in the US, at least as far as personality goes. The fatness is real, though. The site is mostly bot, and attracts male sadlords and female basketcases. Anyone worth a shit isn't doing online dating.

>>39014551
>underlines 1984 but not ASOIAF
OP is a fag

>>39018455
Than where should I look for a qt girl?

>>39018303
>horse girl
>art history
>serious about ANY religion

>>39014565
5/10

would start the revolution with

>>39019014
get out of my thread, pinko

>>39018653
>Not wanting a pure traditional religious virgin gf
Hello?

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>>39019242
you mean a retard who believes in the eternally existing skyman

I've seen a few weirdos on OKC but nothing anywhere near that bad. Must depend a lot on where you live.