How do I get myself arrested without committing a crime
Just be black. That should work
>>39013900
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>>39013900
He asked to be arrested, not shot
>>39013589
Is there a reason you want to be arrested with no crime?
Call a domestic disturbance on yourself and claim to be suicidal when they get there. Surrender immediately because they like to shoot suicidal people. They'll arrest you and put you on a 72 hour hold.
>>39013589
Take the blame for someone else's crime.
Argue with cops about the constitution on a not very busy day.
>>39013589
Call 911 and say that you're suicidal and can't save yourself.
Tell the police you're suicidal.
>>39013589
actually commit a crime. Do some shit like what happened at the end of your pic related
Smoke weed
Ottooiru
Youve got me curious, I guess it would be kind of fun to spend the night in a cell and get a ride in a cop car.
Literally be God
Or have a heart attack now
You were just God for a second
Take that atheism
walk into a police station and demand to be arrested. if they deny start walking towards the jail doors and if they tell you to stop say "or what, you will arrest me?"
>>39013589
>Walk into police station
>"Hi, I'm thinking or harming myself or others"
>"And yes, I have a plan"
It's just that easy.
>>39015826
>gets taser
>>39013589
Be a white British man and post a criticism of Sharia Law on the internet while holding a plastic knife.
>>39015786
Wahahaahahhahahaha that's right! That is correct!... WEED out!
>>39015826
Most likely this.. >>39015840 theyll taser you then handcuff you to a chair for 4 hours while they fill out a report then toss you out on the street with a massive fine and shit on your record.
Kim Jong Un knows whos who
One day soon coming to a theatre near you
>>39015876
Fuck me dr seus god really really no hitler?
>>39015882
No not exactley but he can help
>>39015911
911 i am in arrest already more arreat?
>>39015949
5 years later i still havent been found guolty despite repeat trials
>>39015957
I have 5 to serve before trials are completed? Then maybe i will go to prison more.
Start looking for a lesbian alpha to save
>>39013589
hmm have you tried committing a crime
>>39013589
why not just go on disability if youre poor