/britfeel/

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first for having no friends

Not 'When will my husband return from the pikey war' edition.

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2D brown girls edition

>>39003929
There's a caravan on the select an image thing.

Racists

>>39003929
>tfw when you make the new thread first but get muted when you try to post it
N-never mind then

>>39003863
dont post about things you dont understand, saudi arabia is good as it keeps the middle east divided, they are a necessary evil and they arent behind anywhere near the amount of trouble you think they are retard

package didnt come today lads, thinking of calling the rozzers

>>39003994
Wew fucking lad. Not him but do /pol/ now like SA because Trump didn't stand up to them?

>>39004009
>y-yes that's correct, my poncho didn't come on the day it was supposed to, it made me really upset and I want the people responsible to pay

>>39003994
>saudi arabia is good
>funds ALL the terrorists
>good

>>39004032
SA are one of the reasons the middle east having united under one branch of islam, something the rest of the world definitely doesnt want, they keep a nice split between islamic countries there making sure the middle east as a whole will never be a threat

>>39004055
>something israel definitely doesnt want
FTFY

>>39004055
Praise Wahhabism, praise based Trump.

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>thread less than 20 posts
>politics already
Oh deary me

>>39004063
think beyond the jews and who their next target would be, to give you a hint, look at why the crusades ended up being a thing

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Rich Piana is still alive lads but in an induced coma

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>missing her touch and scent

Help me

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Wagie week finally over

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Just been for a walk and now having some frozen fruit. Kiwi, Mango, papaya and pineapple. Very nice. Going to try learning a new character on Tekken, thinking Xiaoyu.

What are my lads getting up to tonight?

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This is what British Children are learning.

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>>39004055
>destroying the middle east and creating more refugees is good
Were you dropped on your head as a baby by any chance?

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Just read a review on RYM about the Jesu/Sun Kil Moon album.

>man rambles over jesu tracks for 80 minutes

Not sure if that makes me want to download it more, or less.

>>39004125
Why do you learn so many Tilde, does flexing help a lot online?

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What do normies usually do for fun when they go to Central London on the weekends?
Whenever I go I usually just end up aimlessly walking around for hours on end.

>>39004158
I dont think I've read a music review in 15 years. Might as well listen yourself and find out

>>39004146
And?

Why do you care?
Because it's historically inaccurate? They've been spoonfeeding kids wrong information for years

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Is anyone else planning to get shitfaced tonight? My mood has fallen into a pit again this last week, I hope the worst thoughts don't come back.

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Engage in dialogue with North Korea

just grabbed a bag of these and oh my are they top, bout to finish the whole bag real quick

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>Naheed music starts playing

>>39004146
But there was blacks in Rome.

Is there something wrong with me that I'm excited about war with N.K?

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>>39004207
oops here they are

>>39004125
Going to drink Stella and also play Tekken. My panda is stuck at Overlord and can't seem to break through

>>39004197
>Because it's historically inaccurate?

Obviously

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>>39004199
Hey lad. Nah that was last night for me. What you drinking?

>>39004202
>dialogue
>with nk
all that happens is
>what do you want nk?
>give us the south and leave and ignore anything and everything we do
>no thats silly
>WELL WE ARE JUST GOING TO KEEP DOING WHAT WE ARE DOING

>>39004216
In chains as slaves

>>39004223

Those are honestly fucking delicious

>>39004229
If it was historically inaccurate but didnt involve black people would you care?

>>39004035
i think that was sarcasm desu

>>39004218
Yes, you have brain damage lad. This isn't decades ago or a healthy country we'd be facing, you won't be on the ground becoming a war hero like Cod. They'll set off with pathetic nuke and get nuked in return.

>>39004230
Savanna cider because I still have a sweet tooth. Probably straight rum later.

>>39004223
Maoam makes amazing sweets.

>>39004199
always.
now question time. did you really not hug the monitor?

>>39004251
I wouldnt be fighting. Just watching it unfold. I dont have hero fantasies.

>>39004244
i dont know a lot about history, but i bet the people who do get very annoyed by that

>>39004218
Honestly yes, if you're excited over the thought of innocents being caught in the horror of war for fuck all then I would say there is something wrong with you, I would guess you just want some excitement in your life.

>>39004251
Britain is incapable of fighting a war, we have a huge fifth column that would be raping and killing while the indigenous men are away fighting

>>39004242
No, as civilains. Even if they were slaves in Rome you could work yourself out of that standing and join society. How much do you know about the Romans?

I'm not a takeaway cuck but I'm considering going to the chippy, it's only 5 quid and the servings are huge. What is britfeel having for din dins?

>>39004193
I don't really read reviews, just take a look at them when using RYM to find out what new albums are out by bands I like or genres I prefer.

already downloading it lad.

>>39004268
I always hug the monitor. I didn't do the call yesterday because I got ignored the night before I recall. The hug genuinely does something for my mental health. might be an absolute madman and skip one son though, you'll all be none the wiser

>>39004292
Jesus Christ lad do you every stop thinking about pakis?

>>39004107
Good to know lad, I was getting worried. Do you think they're putting steroids into his IV? I don't know how long he can manage without them

>>39004296
A nice cup of water, can't afford dinner tonight lad.
A fiver is a bit much for chips, what else you getting with it lad?

should i pull an all nighter lads

>>39004146
looks decent. thanks for telling me lad. might give this a sly watch some time

>>39004158
That's a pretty good summary. It's not the best album but I could listen to Mark Kozelek rambling for hours

>>39004305
Never. I am constantly angry

>>39004315
>Do you think they're putting steroids into his IV?
I dont know how it works. What would happen if he stopped taking them suddenly?

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>>39004218
Nah I can't wait for annihilation and mayhem

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>>39004199

I don't drink but I might open a packet of Jammie Dodgers.

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>>39003987
That's what happens when you can't think of a good edition laddo

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40897934

why do they keep ruining our fun

the more they do the more joyed i get about rape

>>39004350
Something like deflating a blowup doll

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dante was right. shite leaders ruin everything.

>>39004162
Boredom mostly. Though knowing lots of movesets makes it easier to counter those characters when playing against them

>>39004228
Ganbatte lad. Just a case of keeping a winning streak and it will come eventually

>>39004218
I imagine it's more because it's a change from the status quo than anything edgy and it would have lots of political implications. Though I doubt a war would really affect our everyday lives desu

>>39004335
>but I could listen to Mark Kozelek rambling for hours
As could I.

And to be fair, I've got Current 93 and Death in June discographies so listening to grown men ramble about shite for long periods of time isn't anything I've not listened to before.

Gonna put it on after the listening to the new RIDE album.

>>39004408
I hope you get raped in prison 2bh.

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>>39004408
t. dirty dirty pervert

Autist friend came round again, took me almost 15 minutes on the doorstep to get rid of him

>>39004218
A little bit. Not much will happen, anyway. This is the best case scenario:
>NK nukes US
>hits Hollywood
>completely destroys it
>US responds with nuclear strike on NK
>China intercepts all nukes, doesn't want that shit on border
>China and Russia, and to a tiny extent the UN, NATO and EU, all force US to fucking chill out
>China invades NK and puts an end to Kim
>US 'reluctantly' accepts victory
>tensions extraordinarily high
>nothing more happens
>another muslim shoots up France

>>39004228
>stella
>willingly drinking piss
Cmon lad you can do better than that

>>39004431
NO BULLY THE AUTISTS INVITE HIM IN

>>39004440

He keeps spoiling my britfeel time

>>39004146
More importantly why is little finger behind that black fella larping as a jap?

>>39004440
This. Be nice. Invite him in and let me have sex with you.

>>39004245
I know lad, just playing along

>>39004434
>all force US to fucking chill out
There is nothing in the world that would stop America getting revenge for being nuked. They slaughtered there way across the middle east because a thousand died.

>>39004422
you love you withhold is the pain you carry

remember this

>>39004434
if a nuke was to land on home soil for the us nothing would stop them from turning nk into a crater, regardless of who stepped in

>>39004431
Why'd he come round, what did you talk about for 15 minutes and what tactic did you employ to get rid of him?

>>39004431

I had a chav friend, his grandmother fucking hated him and he'd come round to mine in order to get away from her.

Stole money from my sister once, after that I stopped hanging around with him.

Cunt probably just went to some other house to rob.

>>39004319
>A fiver is a bit much for chips
Fish and chips lad. Big piece of cod and plenty of chips

>>39004469
>Why'd he come round

He wanted to shoot some bb rounds in my garden

>What did you talk about for 15 minutes
His new bb gun

>What tactic did you employ to get rid of him
Nod and say "oh cool" for 15 minutes pretty much

>>39004242
I bet you were the retard who was posting a few days ago about how having sex with boys was a capital offence in the Roman Empire

>>39004430
i just hate womans rights

i naturally side with alpha chads who wanna rape them

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Why is English such a verbose language lads? Why do we have all these "inbetweeny" words that other languages don't have.

For example we might say "I have an interest in classic cars".
Other languages have a single word verb that just means "To have an interest in".

So they would say "I tohaveaninterestin classic cars". That's 4 words when the English sentence is 8.

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Great men toil in immense labor

>>39004422
>a tilde post without any exclamation marks

>>39004517
>wanting upskirt photos to be legal
Enjoy your place on the sex offenders register, Rapey McGee

>>39004519
because we're the best and germans are autistic

>>39004508
Does the sperg in question not have his own garden? How old his he? Also why didn't you let him in? Or is he not trustspergy, or is he dickheadspergy?

>>39004293
Perhaps once in a blue moon.

Now tell me is that the Average Roman in Britain? Would the AVERAGE roman in Britain be married to a white woman and have a mixed race kid?

Or is the propaganda pushing?

Only had one cigarette today lads. Not even trying to quit.

>>39004519

We have relatively few "tenses" though.
Well... Actually we have lots, but the language is the same for them in a way that say, French, isn't.

Swings & rounabouts.

blimey lads, for the first time in forever ive missed two full threads

>>39004424
>current 93
Nice desu. I love hearing him ramble about all of his esoteric shit
>This Autistic Imperium Is Nihil Reich
is proably the best song title I've ever heard

>>39004519
Because of the fact that our nobility were French speaking from 1066 to around 1400, hence a lot of French words entered the language (including the word language itself)

Only had one gay today lads. Not even trying to quit.

>>39004550
>Or is the propaganda pushing?
Probably but I doubt it's the sinister white genocide conspiracy you think it is

>>39004535
you cant preserve it forever, Islam will do it for you.

in saudi arabia rape is legal because you need 4 male witnesses to have it be valid in courts so no one is ever prosecuted

and seduction is a crime so if a woman seduces a man and he rapes her, she goes to jail instead of him

>>39004574
Compared to which language?

I've seen people complaining on /int/ that English has too many.

>>39004596

They're centuries ahead of us.

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>>39004464
I will never forget it anon

>>39004519
I think it's to do with English having a big Latin influence compared to other Germanic languages desu. We have two words for most things, one Latin and one Germanic. Like pensive and thoughtful

>>39004528
Whoops, here you go lad!

>>39004583
It's not a white genocide conspiracy.
But it IS propaganda to make people think Britain has "always been multicultural"

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Remember friends, great men toil in immense labor

>>39004618
He looks like Idras Elba

>>39004611
i meant the love you withhold is the pain you carry

sorry, i was preoccupied.

>>39004612

Britain has been multicultural for much longer than many of it's peers. The UK is the original mongrel nation.

>>39004304
I was playing vidya till early hours night before last, and was fannying around offline last night. don't know if i'll be awake at midnight tonight if there's a call. I do enjoy them though

>>39004538

He has his parents garden, he's 25 and if I let him in It'd be a pain to get him to leave.

It's fucking Friday evening, I've just had 5 days of hard work, with an especially stressful Friday. I just want to sit back with a cup of tea and shitpost with the britfeel lads in peace. Is that too much to ask?

i've done nothing since i left school at 16. i'm 20 now. i was thinking of going to college and doing a computer science course or something. should i?

>>39004625
ayo hol up, so u b sayin we wuz hoplites n shiet?

>>39004632
t. lefty

>>39004618
>toil

No thank you

>>39004612
we were slightly nicer to our colonials than the rest, so we've had coloured in cities for a while

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>>39004646
Idk I would like a little aspie to lick my boots, no one else does and I have no friends.

>>39004439
Wife beater is definely one of the better norime beers though but still piss in a can.
>carlsberg- froth in a can
>kronenburg- perfume in a can
>fosters- water and piss in a can
>Carling- frothy piss in a can
>Becks-more water than beer in a can
>budweiser-literally piss in a bottle
>budlight-literally drunken piss in a can
>Amstel-water with a shot of piss in a can
>holsten pils-pissy wheat in a can

Now the best stuff is anything brewed under the Bavarian purity laws or simmilar nothing is compared
>Budvar budweiser
>Bitburger
>Erdinger
>Franzskaner
>Hofbrauhaus
>Warsteiner

>>39004612
I mean we're a country made up of people will distinct identities but obviously just throwing random blacks into history isnt very accurate.

>>39004672

He wouldn't lick my boots, and to be honest I don't think I'd enjoy that anyway

>>39004654

proudly.

>>39004640
thanks. I can always just hug a picture of her if nobody answers, almost as good.
>>39004650
Go for it. It's one of those things where you can just build up a portfolio on your own if you're good at it without getting a degree.

>>39004632
European mongrels, yes, not African etc. using this as a justification for third world immigration is hilarious

Leftists need to fuck off back to brit/pol/ and do their shilling there

>>39004689
Are you proud of paki rape gangs too?

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islas Malvinas

>>39004213
Underrated post lad
Tickled me proper

>>39004723
go back to /int/ or /pol/ where people care.

>>39004243
>>39004265
cracking portion in there, but mow i feel ill

i lack self control

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>>39004673
>Now the best stuff is anything brewed under the Bavarian purity laws or simmilar nothing is compared

This is correct

>>39004705

Mutli culture, multi ethnic, multi everything.

The original melting pot, all creeds, colours and cultures living here together.

First in Europe to do it and now the mainland has followed.

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Get a cool tripcode using Japanese written software

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>>39004550
Actually dipshit Roman Britain was awash with people of other ethnicity.

Not only were the constant auxiliary units provided from the opposite side of the empire ( a common tactic when conquering people, it kept the newly conscripted auxiliary having to fight their own people, meaning middle eastern, african, asia minor ect) but a huge influx of foreign traders, merchants, prostitutes, lanista's and mercenaries came to roman Britain seeing it as a place free for the taking in regards to profit and new opportunities.

A huge number of the teachers, soldiers, traders and prozzies would have been something other than white. So maybe do some research before you start spouting shite.

source - Did my masters degree with a focus on ancient history and ancient military history. Now work in the research field.

damn i wish i had friends to get drunk with

oh well i guess it's another drinking alone on a friday episode

>>39004785

We're here fella.

>>39004776

Surely to get that, your password has to look like a tripcode

>>39004784
>Source: Regurgitating what my left wing professor told me

>>39004785
What are you drinking alone lad?

>>39004785
That makes two of us lad. Welcome to the shitshow.

>>39004804
What's your source then mate? Is it /pol/ memes?

>>39004798
>>39004817
glad to be here
>>39004816
strongbow cuz i'm a fucking pikey

Alreet lads. Got my crate of scrumpy jack and am ready to party with you lot. What is happening?

I am so alone and drinking on /britfeel/

>>39004804
Anon, what the fuck do you expect of an empire that has territory in North Africa and the Middle East?
The Romans were really just a bunch of race mixing degenerates tbqh

>>39004804
This. Modern university professors are a terrible source of information.

>>39004826

Get a round in then!

>>39004800
That's true, but it looks impressive, right? I bet Xi doesn't have a cool collection of novelty trips like me.

>>39004785

Take a swig for me, a sadboy with no booze on a fucking Friday night.

>>39004784
>akshualy

>>39004824
My source is the where did all these non whites go then?

Up until only a few decades ago Britain was 99.9% white.

But apparently we were "awash" with non whites.

Dont obsess over tripcodes

Who else here showers at night?

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>Everyone arguing over the Roman one
>Not mentioning the African iron age blacksmith or the African English noblemen.

so what has your oneitis been up to this week? and who did she go with?

mine went to a bar near where i live last night, and today went to some local castle. looks like she went to the bar with a girl (probably flatmate) but i dunno about the castle. Probably the same desu. I don't think she does much with guys.

fuck i really need to unfollow her on ig

>>39004867
>can't even get his two letter name in a trip
lmao

>>39004882
Yeah it helps me wake up in the morning and get out of bed, also keeps the sheets cleaner for longer.
Sometimes I also shower in the morning or afternoon if I feel like it.

>>39004862
>Up until only a few decades ago Britain was 99.9% white.
that's not true at all. We had people from the colonies coming and going all the time.

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>>39004632
>"Muh nation of imigrants."
Yeah ethnic european imigrants in the form of.
>Germanics
>nordics
>normans
>romans
>celts
Etc
All of which are imigrants known as Aryans who left the northen region of india and settled europe in tribes which are the diffrent ethnic european groups we see today.
Its only in the past couple of hundred years that immigration from other non aryan countries has started to take place in vast multitudes that majorily effect demographics.

>>39004889
Don't have one because I'm so far gone that I don't see anybody or talk to anybody outside of a couple guys on the internet

>>39004906
That would be those 0.1% I mentioned.

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>>39004884
Nobody gives a fuck because we know it's wrong m8

>>39004862

No lad. You're wrong.
Sorry.

>>39004804
Source - 4 years of independent academic research

What's yours? Your filthy, tattered England flag hanging out of your bedroom window, unmoved for the last 8 years?

Don't try with me lad, I have years of research and a masters degree in the subject. You have regurgitated nonsense that only makes sense if you don't give it even a slight once over with an analytical eye.

>>39004862
The fall of Rome helped massively with that actually. After the split a massive number of Romans left ( most in the country were Roman citizens and moved to safer climates as the empire withdrew more and more of the army to protect itself) and went into the continentto where the trading was better and safer.

>>39004855
>I know nothing and it makes me feel better to mock those that do. Taking the piss means that I got one over on them, when they call me out I will just say that I was only "pretending" to be retarded.

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>>39004924
So why you all autistically arguing over the Roman one then? Why are people so desperate to prove there were blacks in Roman Britain?

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>>39004723
Lets make love, not war.

>>39004889
i don't have one. closest i had was my ex but i decided to cut contact with her and delete all the photos i had of her. its been about a month but i'm still in love with her...

>>39004936
There were blacks in the Roman Empire, that's why
It's inevitable that some of them would wind up in Britain

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>>39004932
>Your filthy, tattered England flag hanging out of your bedroom window, unmoved for the last 8 years?

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For about a year a girl strung me along, being flirty and friendly but if i made a move she'd back off for a bit then start hinting again.

I let myself get drawn in and when she ended up with another lad who supposedly wasn't nice to her I ended up being her emotional support. She stuck with him through being cheated on and in the end she cheated on her boyfriend with a lad she'd met at her new job she started that month.

She was like a tumor in my brain, depressing me and stringing me along while using me to deal with her problems. I managed to cut her out of my life by simply blocking her on social media and blocking her number.

Now the all consuming lonelyness is starting to creep back in and im starting to miss her. Why is everything such a struggle

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Had to get a new bank card today lads, but my drivers license had my old address on it.

It was terrible for my autism.

>walk in to bank
>catch my image in the cctv tv, feel disgusted
>lady asks me what I need help with
>twitch from nerves
>explain that I need a new bank card as the one I have isn't working
>she points to a queue and tells me to line up
>stand still looking directly at the floor hoping to not make eye contact with anyone
>finally talk to lady at till
>"h-hi I was t-told I can order a new bank card here"
>"Yes, is your current card working?"
>"n-no that's why I'm here"
>"Oh I can't help you sorry."
>go back to original lady
>I can feel tears welling up round my eyes
>"Why did you make me queue up in the wrong place?"
>She can see I'm upset and doesn't want a scene
>Neither do I but I can't help the tears
>I start shaking a bit due to anxiety creeping in
>Neck stiffens
>Shes holding onto my broken debit card and I go to grab it back
>She holds onto it
>"I can help you, please just wait two more minutes"
>I tell her its okay and it's all my fault and my issue and I'll sort it out another time
>She makes me wait by walking off with my card
>I can see her talking to her colleagues down the hall
>They're chatting about me and looking at me as they talk


Eventually she led me into a closed off room in the bank and left me with this nice lady, I explained too her that I get nervous and stressed in places like this, I even made a joke about how the new cash machines in the bank where you deposit your money literally suck the money out your hands. It was awkward.. anyway it's all done now, they ended up printing me off a new card at the bank.

>>39004889

Last time I saw her was last Friday. I reckon she's moved past any sort of affection which she may have had for me.

Unfortunately I haven't done the same for her. Starting to feel like I never will.

>>39004954
Now let's hear your argument for the others.

is leighton buzzard nice

>>39004962
They sound like incredibly helpful people. Did you get your card and that lad? Or do you have to wait a few days?

>>39004953
you regret it? mine is leaving the country in a few weeks so i will probably end up deleting her from social media. i really want to be more mature and keep her on facebook at least.
>>39004965
i was in your position about 2 months ago. we were getting close for a while, but then we stopped taking. i'm sure she moved on (if she ever had any sort of feelings for me) straight away, but i haven't.

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>>39004223
love moam, fucks my teeth up though. Settled for bags haribo starmix recently

>>39004882
Has to be morning I cant stand waking up and not having a shower, i just end up itching all day and get really bad paranoia that I stink of B.O.

>>39004966
I think we agreed it was propaganda. The end goal of this propaganda is up for debate I imagine.

>>39004966
I'm not arguing for the others you fucking mongoloid, I mentioned that here >>39004924
Only PC liberals would try and argue otherwise

>>39004889
I haven't got one anymore my love for my first one faded when she went to uni and started acting a cunt with me.

the second one is detailed in this post >>39004960

>>39004985
I got the card straight away, she left me in her office for about 10 minutes whilst she went and printed it off, she said I was the perfect case to use the card printing machine as they usually on print 2 cards off a year.
Whilst I was alone in the room I could hear her colleagues bitching about work and things.

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Fucking hell lads. I need to fuck something but only have 50 bong to my name. Do i text the crack whore I know from the pub and tell her I'll buy her a rock of she fucks me?

>>39004892

Test impressive tripcode

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>>39004962
ffs lad I just want to wrap you in a blanket and give you a mug of hot chocolate, you poor little soul

>>39005002
>>39005007
Then I guess we all agree the BBC is producing propaganda.

>>39005025
>QQ
Just about says it all

>>39005000
me too, whenever i wake up i'm covered in sweat and my skin feels greasy all over. i don't understand how people don't shower every morning

>>39005013
second one sounds like a bitch too. she was just using you and taking advantage of you. it's good that you blocked her. i know it's hard but you deserve better than her.

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>>39004892

Adopt Very Impressive Tripcodes

>>39005020
I think that's what everyone does at work, it's nice to hear that they weren't talking about you anon.
Honestly was it that bad now that it's through? It sounds like you were in good hands desu

>>39004987
of course i regret it, i really miss her but its been too long it'll just be awkward if i tried talking to her again. she broke up with me anyway so i don't think she'll even want to talk to me.

>>39005030
Anyone who still trusts them at this point is a mong

>>39000000
what was the get lads?

>>39005075
it's for the best though. if she broke up with you at least you know it's 100% over. for me the hard part is that we might have been able to have something, but i'll never know for sure. and i haven't had any sort of closure.

test3

What are you listening to /britfeel/?

>>39005094
the wire season 4, you?

>>39005094

https://youtu.be/bqELGstWmSI

>>39005048
the first one isn't a bitch, she was definately trying to put distance between us.

I fucked up my chances with her in college and despite being friends after the fuck up she definately made an effort not to be so close anymore especially when she went to uni.

The second one was just in it to use me. It hurts to know i let her for so long

>>39005094
gaelic opera
https://youtu.be/6miaTf1gF4g

>>39005094
The jones town massacre recording, you?

>>39005094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otlTexdjXKc&t=601s

qt nymph girl say nice things to me,

>>39005094
https://soundcloud.com/alexprospectbackup/alex-prospect-spyro-need-u-100>>39005094

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>>39005092
I hate to see you looking like Xi, try this one out.
#bd[rE\'{zL

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what's your realistic dream car lads? mine is an e39 m5. it's perfect, only problem is the super expensive running/fuel costs.

>>39005134
my god she's perfect

>>39005074
It was all very scary, I was worried about many different things. I was glad to get out but also happy that I was put into a nice little office room with air conditioning. She helped me sort out many things as well such as the phone number attached to the account and things.
I thanked her alot as I left and bought myself some milk on the way home to eat my cereal. I still don't like going to the bank but I'm glad it turned out okay in the end.

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Adopt Chinese Tripcodes

How do I tell if I'm going mental from sleep deprivation?

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>>39005156
She's amazing and I will fall asleep later while she says nice things to me.

She's cute in her other vids too, but nymph girl is my waifu.

>Searching for tripcodes 'China'
>First result is 'ChinaXI'

Did kev bless this tripcode or something

I always find it funny when people think the UK has a single religion or ethnicity, Where do they get this shit from?

>>39004114
>not missing her touch and scent
>cause she never existed

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Hey guys orignallyl

>>39005164
Sounds great lad, happy for you. What cereal you eating? I've kind of gone off cereal, I prefer scambled eggs for brekki.

>>39005216
>Black-guy-tapping-forehead.JPG

>>39005226
nigger-tipping-forehead.jpg

ftfy lefty

>>39005225
Not him, but i'll be scoffing some frosted shreddies soon.

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Ignore senile country

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>>39005222
>abe can't even make an original comment
What a stupid individual! I say, my fellow British NEETs, we should side with this Xi Jinping fellow instead, and ignore this silly man!

This guy is such a retard.

Is Asian leader banter the best thing on /britfeel/?

Lads, I really need a /b/ image archive right now. It's very important.

>>39005094
Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance lad. Sound of the summer.

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>>39004766
And it's been shit ever since the turd worlders first started arriving. They commit an absurdly disproportionate amount of crime and take out of the economy far more than they contribute

>>39005134
the annoying thing about these videos is that they're so quiet. on my 80ohm headphones my computer is at full volume and i can barely hear her. any other noise eg notifications etc is deafening.

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>>39005094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS9o1FAszdk

>>39005240

Dong, where is my automobile?


apparently that's not original, oh well!

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If I were to apply learner stickers to my parents car might it help to alleviate some of the more unpleasant reactions I'm receiving on the road towards my unpolished abilities?

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Ignore all slanteyes

>>39005289

For all of it's existence the children of the Empire have lived within it's borders.

For all of it's existence the cowards who fer difference have been mocked and crushed underfoot.

No friends are better than bad friends

>>39005378

True lad, true.

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>be me
>be 18 today
>dad just tells my parents were black
>i look white
>be confused
>inb4 Augustine copypasta regarding being a black guy in a white neighbourhood
>reminder i look completely white
>be confuse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzKv5gjOzTA

>>39005394
>dad just tells my parents were black
what?

>>39005289
do you post/read /r/milliondollarextreme?
>>39005297
uhm, that music, are you homosex?

>>39005324
Yaaaas. The black man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Lets start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature
hat developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of Africa, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The black man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behavior strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man. (whites)

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The black penis is largest of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the black man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able to fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent African seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the black man impregnates.

In total, the black man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the black man is the epitome of masculinity and male dominance.?

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>>39005414
>uhm, that music, are you homosex?
No, I just like it
STOP JUDGING ME

>39005408
am adopted

Really wishing I had a girl to spend my weekends with like I used to but I have no hope on dating sites, no hope with girls in person and I only seem to pull slags in a nightclub.

>>39005419

Black, brown, pink...
No difference.

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>tfw potent jungle fever
>Have only slept with a black woman once

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>>39005297
Didn't know mummy used britfeel.

>>39005324
There has been thousands of DNA examinations on many British people. There was a DNA study conducted onto some villagers in England. They actually found 20 villagers that were related to this ancient skeleton found nearby.
Scientists have found many cases of this throughout the country.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheddar_Man

There was no mass black immigration into
Britain until the late 20th century, nor is there any historical fact to back up that there were large amounts of interbreeding it is fantasy.
The majority of black people are from immigrants that came here during de-colonisation.


there is literally no evidence of west or sub Saharan Africans in the UK during any era pre colonialism.

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>my gf calls me "her cute lil boy"
>pats me on head
>I enjoy this and make purring noises when she does it
>she sucks my willy and calls me her big strong little boy
>i act innocent and like a rookie everytime i put my big version willy inside of her after she succks it
>she talks me through how to do it
>this happens every night and i never learn how its done
>im a rookie every night

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Dubs and I go to the casino tonight

>>39005482

Every generation brings more diversity lad.
Peoples who weren't here before are now.

It's amazing, Celebrate it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05V4CgSL0lw

i dedicate this song to my bezzy in britfeel, ebin. ;)

>>39005486
>tfw best sex I had was with a girl that would say 'aw good job!' after I came

>>39005444
ya blew it, kiddo

>tfw puked up my food in the toilet again

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>>39004889
I drove mine away by ignoring her for long periods and generally being a cunt

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>>39005523
>Celebrate it.

>>39005533

It's true the tone of your skin is irrelevant. As is your religion or the area of your birth.

People who fixate on them are funny, they remind me of pirates....

>tfw, shat out my food in the toilet again

>>39005548
i know something that might help - meditation. it way take a while but eventually you should be able to empty your mind and it will stop you from throwing up your food.

>>39005563
What about her bones and organs?

loaded up 5 uncensored lesbian javs, will be enjoying them soon

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>>39005567
Hate it when that happens lad

>>39005585
its not like i wanted too, i just ate too fast and gave myself an upset stomach

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I'm a gay racist who loves rimming other guys, preferably bears or dominant alpha-types. I was date-raped when I went to a new gay-bar I'd never been to last week. It's really blurry but I remember a guy leading me along the streets holding on my wrist and then finding an alleyway and groping me, and rubbing my dick until I came.
I woke up the next day having had crazy dreams and remembering barely anything but what I wrote above and having slept in my own puke.
My arse felt different, really paranoid I was fucked in it.
Boxer-shorts have holes in front and back ripped out, maybe with a pen-knife.
Haven't been to the drop-in-centre to get checked for STDs, don't want to but know I need to if I want to have a relationship I'll need answers.
Haven't been thinking about it much but when I get drunk the memories flood back, drunk a few beers tonight and can't stop thinking and worrying about it.
What do I do?

>>39005559
i've done that before when i was about 13/14. this girl liked me a lot and i liked her too. but i was a cunt to her and eventually we stopped talking.

i still think about her every now and then 10 years later.

>>39005563

I', sorry for criminals, but every day I support and celebrate diversity. Every day I bring new people to this country and find them homes, every day I make this place a little less grey than it was yesterday.

All refugees welcome, all who want to work welcome, all who need sanctuary welcome.

A rainbow land for a rainbow people today and always.

>>39005601
oh, thought you where tilde. never mind

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>need to force myself to go get a haircut sometime within the next 2 or so weeks before I start Uni
>haven't had a haircut in 2 years
>been giving myself shit trims every so often in that time to keep it shortish
>literally been wearing a beanie almost daily for over a year because my hair is a fucking mess

Can already feel my autism flaring up.

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>>39004181
normies go "people watching" watching weirdos like you wander aimlessly and mocking you.

>you can lose your virginity to any girl you want
>she will also do whatever you ask her to do and will be into it unless you dont want her to be
>but, it is all filmed and put online forever afterwards
>you cannot conceal your identity with masks or fur suits, etc

do you do it?

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SAY IT LOUD AND SAY IT CLEAR

REFUGEES AND PIGEONS ARE WELCOME HERE

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>>39005645
>sophie turner
I DON'T CARE HOW EMBARRASING IT IS I STILL WIN
>implying most of us have anything to loose

>>39005631

Should have just buzzed it like last month, then when you start it will look normal and you wouldn't need to interact with a barber if that's what is stopping you.

>>39005645
think Tilde wanted to do this anyway, not that i'd choose her haha

>>39005604
Another victim of lenlad, baka

>>39005645
Yes she enjoys it (or pretends to) and calls me "Big-daddy-kane" as I pound her ass

>>39005651

She's seriously cute.

>>39005677
James on suicide watch

>>39005631
the worst part of getting your haircut is looking at yourself in the mirror and seeing your horrible acne covered and scarred skin.

>>39005677
hurry up and download that headspace app ebin me main man

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ITS HAPPENING
----------------------
>"AFP News agency reports North Korea fires ICBM which landed 27.7 km from the shore of Guam"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40901746

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40901746

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40901746

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>>39005645
lol implying im a virgin

>>39005740

LOL. USA Fucked in the ass by small, fat, mad Korean.

>>39005645
yes, i have no social life so no ones gonna find out.

>>39005740
Look forward to you posting this again 2moro

>>39005677
If we're watching Tilde getting fucked I want to see a fat uncut cock inside him, not your phimosis being deathgripped by your freaky fingers.

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>>39005772
>she will also do whatever you ask her to do

don't worry lad, she'd be taking a big black cock

>>39005804
Kek, good banter Ebin.

>>39005725
For me it's looking in the mirror and seeing how horribly thin my hair looks when it's wet and has a nice strong light beaming down on top of it.

>>39005804
Memes aside, I am really happy that you won't reproduce.

>>39005762
will you give him anonther (you) then?

>>39005804
>BLACKED presents:Trips taking black cock

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>tfw start listening to Elvis again
Its so nice listening to Elvis when getting wasted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGJTaP6anOU

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Benis! Mighty Benis!
Worry not! Thou helm majestic!
Proud ebony truth-seeker!
Fear not temptation of orivagina!
Lose thouself in
OLD MANS ANUS

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>>39005754
>small, fat, mad Korean
>implying
I just wanted to post this meme

>>39005840
Have fun senpai, Friday is for binge drinking. You too sophieposter, recall you mentioning getting pissed.

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>>39005645
>she ties me up and fucks me with a strop-om til i orgasm though a chastity cage

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>>39005772
I'd like to volunteer to do the fucking. I-Is 7"x6" girth good enough?

since so many of us are getting shitfaced alone here tonight, fany a drinking game. I'd say drink every time anyone says ebin but then we'd all die

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Stop talking about gross tripfag sex pls

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>>39005615
Pigeon roastie has lost it.

>>39005825
I wouldn't anyway, poor families who have kids are disgraceful. Also raising kids with some disgusting women is a way to make your life hell.

I'd only have kids if I was rich enough to hire a polish maid to look after and raise it

>>39005867
Will need to see pics

>>39005736
I'm downloading it, hope its not spyware or something

>>39005682
Hi Ebin, maybe you should keep your trip on you sockpuppeting piece of ass

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>>39005762
surprise surprise 107

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>>39005804
I do not consent to this!

>tfw the britfeel guardian angel has got 3 of his treasures to download it now

>>39005900
>Will need to see pics
Thought you wasn't gay lad?

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>>39005926
>she will also do whatever you ask her to do and will be into it

>>39005740
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40901746
That quote is literally not in the article. There was no missle to guam you cunt

>>39005886
I have a theory that pigeon roastie was the /goodfellas/ spammer

>>39005900
it an app that essentially teachers you how to meditate. as i said, i will give you a free month if you like it. you wont need more than the free stuff and the free month to learn how to do it on your own

Kek ebin been on good form last few nights

>>39005867
Want to go twos up? I am 7.5"x6" would make a good team I think

>>39005979
The post-sex cuddling and pillow talk wouldn't be as nice if there were three of us mate. We'll just have to win Tilde over to either side.

>>39005954
No chance. The /goodfellas/ spammer was a /pol/ race baiter. He was trying to make people more racist, not less racist.

Am I the only one who's honestly never measured his dick? inb4 dicklet it would knock u out m8

>>39005740

the nips would shoot down any korean missile while it was going over teir territory anyway, they do a better job at protecting guam than trumplad does

>>39006000
I'll join in with the post sex cuddling. I have to stroke her hair when the cum is dripping out and call her a good girl

>>39005851
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40901746

LOL, no.

The Donald is is bigger, fatter & madder.

The single best thing that any human being could do tonight for the human race and the planet earth is put a bullet in the forehead of Donald Trump.

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Gonna KMS. Cya lads. You've been great, but it's about time I bow out. Bye

>>39006012
You onne invited you closet cunt.

>>39005604
I'd go to Church and pray to God for forgiveness and hope he doesn't smite your faggot ass on the way.

What in the absolute fuck is this shit lads
why do we tolerate this

I would love to see a post op Tilde filled in all three holes. A britfeel boy up his arse, a britfeel boy in his mouth, and his own father's cock christening his brand new fanny with spunk.

>>39005886

Everyone who is not a racist fuck is apparently pigeon roastie.

LOL.

>>39006004
Agreed although I think britnormie was the one posing as the writer

>>39006019
have fun space cowbay

>>39005867
A-Anon please share pics.

>>39006012
Never call this man a normie ever again please.

>>39006019
hope it goes to plan lad.

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>>39006033
she doesn't have a father

>>39006015
How would Trump dying help the human race? How would you handle the N.K situation?

>>39006000
nah fuck that. I don't do pillow talk maybe cuddling, but only in silence. you crack on lad.

>>39006044
Yeah he admitted that much one night.

>>39006047
Read the newer sticky lad.

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>>39006052
Maybe having tilde cry was all part of the plan?