Alcoholic/Pothead/Other Vices Thread

>>39002965
I'm addicted to sex. But I'm too much of a subhuman to get it for free so I can't stop blowing my money on prostitutes. It's ruining me.

>>39002998
Interesting, do you have one that you consistently go to, or do you try and go to different ones? Never been with a prostitute myself, but lately have started to give more thought about doing it.

>>39002965
I just masturbate excessively and distract myself from reality through escapism and not thinking. I've become exceedingly good at all of these things.

>>39003070
How many times a day do you average for masturbating? You're definitely not alone with the whole escapism/not thinking all the time though.

>>39003022
That's the other element of it: I want to keep tryign new ones, and so I go scouring for any prostitute that catches my eye. Though I'm recovering now, at one point it was so bad that the first thing I'd do upon arriving at a new area was to search for a prostitute on this site I used. These days, I've brought it down to once and I'm trying to go cold turkey

>>39003120
>How many times a day do you average for masturbating?
I think maybe five, but I edge for hours quite often. I pretty much always have a hand down my pants when I'm on the computer and not playing vidya. Sometimes then as well.
>You're definitely not alone with the whole escapism/not thinking all the time though.
Undoubtedly. I can't get to sleep if I think.

>>39003121
Hm I mean I think that's sort of natural though, wanting to try new women all the time. Glad to hear though you're improving!
Do you think cold turkey is best? Or would having it limited to just once a month/once every few months be easier to maintain? I ask because I could never imagine going cold turkey for any of my vices

>>39003151
wow, does it still bring you pleasure? If I do it more than two or three times in a day, it starts to feel like a chore or something haha

>>39003221
It feels better than not doing it. Nothing special anymore though.

>>39003275
Damn, that sentence perfectly describes my drinking.

>>39003365
I hardly drink, but that's how it's for me as well. I think there's just something wrong with my brain.

>>39003442
Eh I don't think so. Or if so then most of us have something wrong. I feel most people's brains brain are just waiting for the right stimulant to manifest an addiction.
For some it's drinking, other's is hard drug, other's is porn, and so on. We all have something we find hard to live without

>>39003497
Maybe I should try a cornucopia of drugs then, to see what fits me as well as masturbation.

>>39003515
I mean it's whatever you want to do. I've struggled with depression for years (drinking has helped and hurt it) but one thing I always thought to myself is that if my life ever got too much and I felt like seriously doing suicide, that I'd just go out and do as many different types of drugs, bang hookers, and travel as much as I could before I go.
Ya only have one life. It's up to each one of us on how we use it. If you have never done weed, I'd try that first. I always found weed made masturbation or sex much more enjoyable as I didn't concentrate on what I was doing as much and just enjoyed the moment (which is something I struggle with). Otherwise, do whatever you feel comfortable doing, when it comes to drugs and such

>>39002965
fuckin counting the days till I turn 21 so I can self-indulge like this

I'm rolling a joint when I should be writing an essay but fuck it.

>>39003744
how many days do you have left?
It is seriously liberating, being able to go into bars, buying a drink whenever you want at a restaurant, and I found it helpful whenever I went on a date or out with a friend. It super helped me relax and all that. As long as you don't let it consume your life, it seriously can be a great thing for someone who struggles with anxiety

>>39003785
ugh I'm jealous. I used to live in the states but I'm now living in a country where I'd get jailed for 5 years for smoking if caught (for work the next two years). Enjoy the fuck outta that joint man. What's the essay supposed to be about?

>>39003802
the anxiety thing. 100%. I got my first kiss when drunk. I lost my virginity drunk. I make friends when I'm drunk. Any social anxiety withers away when I'm intoxicated. It's fucked.
I'll be 21 in January. In my state weed is legal so not only will I have my booze but I'll have my smokes too. I'm so excited it's unreal

>>39003871
That's awesome! I'm legit happy for you anon, it sounds like a whole new world is going to open up for you.Hopefully even more new great life experiences happen to you

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Starting off the evening with ~oh so quirky craft beers~ to convince myself that I'm not just drinking to get drunk, and then moving onto the liquor.

>>39003515
Weed and masturbation go hand and hand

Why does weed have to be so comfy? Lately I've been getting stoned as soon as I get home from work and whiling away my evenings with vidya and animu. In the process I enjoy it but after the fact it feels like wasted time. And yet I'm definitely looking forward to rolling up a joint to kick off the weekend in a couple hours.

>>39003934
I can't handle liquor so I tend to start off with quirky "standard" craft beer and then move on to quirky double IPAs that get me plastered

>>39003934
>>39003984
Which craft beers are your 'go-tos'? I miss having local breweries around me, and I'd love to hear what is good at the moment.

>>39003984
That seems like a waste, though! At least if "weird" beer is as expensive as it is here.

>>39004022
I'm Norwegian, so I probably can't help. I just go for biggish bottles of IPA, generally, since somehow IPAs are still cool.

>>39002965
dxm, feels so good during the trip and has a nice afterglow too for some days. i thought it would fuck me up badly because i have depersonalization but nope.

>>39004022
I live in Cleveland so I love hometown favorites Great Lakes Brewing Co and Fat Heads. In particular, GLBC Edmund Fitzgerald Porter is a masterpiece imo, and Fat Heads IPAs are incredible. But you may not be able to find them depending on where you are, Fat Heads especially. They are really solid brews but I probably stick to them out of local pride, to a large extent

>>39004047
Craft is fairly expensive here, $9 or $10 for a six pack. You're probably right that it's a bit of a waste to get smashed on them, but I don't do it very often (and I enjoy the taste the whole way, even as I grow less.. sophisticated)

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>>39004331
>fairly expensive here
>$9 or $10 for a six pack
That'll get you about .75 litres of cheap craft beer here. Fucking Amerikans and their alcohol prices. And if you're really able to enjoy the taste at the end, you're not drinking enough desu.

>>39002965
I'm in rehab now because of my dck addiction

Drinking some dirt cheap brandy, which tastes like puke. At least it gets me drunk

>>39004793
By the time I get to the point where I can't enjoy the taste I'm usually about ready to stumble off to bed and play my 3DS for two minutes before passing out