>*sees you approaching to initiate conversation*
Whoa pal, coffee is more important, capisce? Stay quiet until I'm done.
B-but my dad told me to ask you for a j-job
>>39000078
this is my favorite morning meme. I drink my coffee to it and pretend to silence every poster in these threads.
>>39000078
Thisis a good rule.
>>39000105
Tut-tut, can't even follow the rules properly.
Keep quiet until I've finished my coffee, champ.
*teleports behind u and looks at ur computer*
"anon you better not be on that frog site again. GET TO WORK."
>coffee
>not SIPS
so much shiggy diggy it hurts
>>39000236
That's not a sip. You're better with that Aldi brand if you can't recognize the true sip.
>>39000259
Rockstar is superior though, especially the mango orange passion
>>39000342
>Samson
Why the fuck did you come back? Go away retard
>>39000078
>capisce
triggered
>>39000452
Didn't you read the rules? Shhh!
*sees you walking into his store*
*patiently waits for you to finish your coffee*
>cowabungaaaaaaaaa
Hey brosephinos and sisterinoes. Noticed there was a lot of talkie going on. Remember the cool rules around this groovy place, no talkie until this dope ass mug is dry! Thanks brahs!
>>39003253
Can I have some dad?
COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS
Damn, that was a good coffee. I'm going to get a refill. Now you all keep quiet, I don't want to hear a whisper before I'm done.
Ahem. Would you mind keeping it down my good sirs? I'm afraid I'm not up to the challenge of conversing with you chaps until I've quenched my thirst. You'll have to wait until AFTER I have finished my cup of Earl Grey. Until then, tally-ho!
>>39003253
I wish I had a boss like this
These threads give me a good chuckle.
*you hear your father impatiently honking his horn outside*
Meow meow :33 me want milky pwease x3
BRUT NO TALKIE TILL IM DONE >:3
You really have to give it to the guy that makes all these
>wot in tarnation
Howdy thar fellers. Seems like a fair bit of talking going on 'round these parts. Let's stick to them there rules and keep the talkie down until this cup o' mud is dry as the mojave.
Thanks cowpokes.
>>39000078
These threads always make me chuckle
Alright, I've finished my coffee. Did one of you want to talk to me?
I'll claim my quads
Oh, hi. Just refilling my cup. Guess the talkie will have to wait until AFTER my new fresh cup is done. Them's the rules.
Thanks.
Ayy, no talkie til i finish mah joe. Capisce? BADA BING!
Sorry boss, but it's really urgent, I need to talk to you right away!
well kill some ducks after i finish some Coffeh yall. by the way i think beign gay is beastialty jack!
Hwlp i had 2 mi j ch coffee
Who else here /cold brew/ drinker?
Whoops. Forgot the cream. Had to refill this baby back up. Please hold the talkie until I'm done my freshly filled cup. Thanks.
please do not speak to me or my son again until after we've finished our coffee
FINISH THE DAMN COFFEE FROG IVE BEEN WAITING HOURS