why the fuck haven't you joined the military retard? Become

Fighting for Israel is a bit boring

>>38992754
Can i play the trumpet if i join? I like the trumpet and if makes it so that i cant play its not worth it.

HURRY UP AND WAIT

>>38992784
>Can i play the trumpet if i join? I like the trumpet and if makes it so that i cant play its not worth it.
ok but only if you kill 10 civilians

I'm already in the Navy and I like it

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>>38992811
>I'm already in the Navy and I like it
Tell us about it anon

family talked me out of it many times.

plus I'm old now, I don't want to be a man child among teenagers.

I did, then did 4 years w/ with blackwater. I don't really give a fuck what agenda I'm working for I just love war.

They didn't allow me to join because of my undescended testicle.

>>38992831
is that actually real? cause i don't think that is natural. how does that even happen

they didn't allow me to join because I refused to sign away my rights

>>38992784
Isn't that more of a marine thing?

>>38992909
>is that actually real? cause i don't think that is natural. how does that even happen
it's natural and it's beautiful

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Applying for OCS or OTS this year. (haven't decided if I want to pencil push for the chair force or actually do something interesting in the Army) . Any robots have officer experience or advice?

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>>38992754

o i m laffn @ (this) goy rn to bh

>>38993080
Idk, the airforce has a pretty good jazz ensemble called the Airmen of Note.

>>38992803
Thats fine as long as i can play

>>38992754
This is the second thread I've seen tonight asking the exact same fucking thing. I've clearly logged far too many hours here today.

also, shipping off to Navy OCS two weeks from Saturday, ama

me strong me army

>>38992831
I get to fix avionics part for the air wing that flies on board. It's a solid schedule and I work in an air conditioned shop
>Bet you can't guess my rate :^)

>>38993205
How long did the application process take? Did you graduate and apply or do ROTC in college? (Saw your post in other thread so I'm curious)

>>38992754
Im deathly afraid of signing myself away for 4 years and being trapped in something that I might hate. Also Im a picky eater.

>>38992784
>>38992754
I also second this guy's idea can I be the guy going toot toot TOOOOOT toot toot TOTTOOOT while everyone's marching?

>>38993270
A200?

I'm very afraid of failure. .

>>38993358
I'm more afraid of other soldiers failure here

>>38993336
That's not a rate. Funnily enough, that was my NOS during the brief period that we stopped using rates though

>>38993271
I did a collegiate program (NUPOC), which meant I enlisted while still a student and started getting full pay and military benefits.

The application for my specific program took around 4-5 months, but if you're efficient and don't have to get any waivers you can get through in about 3 (I saw a therapist as a sophomore and had to get him to sign a letter saying I don't have a mental illness, and that held me up for about a month).

I might regret saying this later, but enlisting as a collegiate truly seems like the best of both worlds. I got more benefits than the ROTC guys did while in college, and imo not being in ROTC gave me a "fuller" college experience since I was able to join whatever clubs and stuff I wanted. If you go to college knowing you want to be in the military though (which I never thought I'd join in a million years) then obviously ROTC or the service academies have a lot of merits.

>>38993270
either AM or ABM? do you work with AO's? Im thinking AO or GM

>>38993598
or LSE the hand signals look really cool

How similar is it to doing high school rotc? I did that for 2 years and I loved it but too scared to commit 4 years..

considering it, although i'm about to have a college degree (liberal arts) so my parents would definitely look down on any non white collar job if I chose one. Not sure If I have what it takes to apply for OCS so it would be enlisted for me

>>38993358
>I'm very afraid of failure. .
don't be afar aid
>>38993812
>considering it, although i'm about to have a college degree (liberal arts) so my parents would definitely look down on any non white collar job if I chose one. Not sure If I have what it takes to apply for OCS so it would be enlisted for me
Thanks you for service

>>38993598
I do work with AOs, I'm actually an AE, I go over to their shop to fix their pylons from time to time because squadrons treat their equipment like shit

because I wanna smoke weed

>>38993205
Why the navy. Do they get that 20k too?

>join military
>sit at a computer all day
>only difference is I am forced to exercise now

At least I got dat gi bill?

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>>38992754
I wanted to but I got diagnosed with IBD two weeks before enlisting.

I have believed and will believe most anons and robots that the military is not the answer.

>>38992754
Already did. Shipping out for BCT soon, in fact.

Where is your God now, OP?

>>38992754

Because only subhumans join the military.

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>>38994895
same desu, I feel bad about it sometimes, but then I remember that it's hot outside, and then I'm fine

>>38992784
yeah you can do navy, airforce, army, coast guard and marines band

>>38992754

Because the ADF has said on multiple times I am too shit to join.

>sperg-out under pressure
>need instructions constantly repeated to me
>can't talk to people

I've always thought of joining the military but in the end realised I'd be a net liability.

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>>38992754
I've been in the Navy five years and it's garbage.

Never enlist folks, don't fucking do it. Separating in 3 months and it's the best time of my life.

>>38998170
Same, also I'm apparently underweight. Will wait for times when they are desperate.

i have ADHD and autism, i'm not allowed to join the army. i wish i could, i wish so much.
just kill me already, is there nothing i can do?