>tfw ineligible for military service that was my last means

>>38992483
you quite literally dodged a bullet military life is brutal and really not fun

>>38992651
>doing it for fun
Beta male spotted

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>wanting to get tangled in the upcoming nuclear war

>>38992483
>YT
>patreon
>deviantart
Any other anons got any ideas? I would say Orbitchan but op is a dude and a faggot. Oh here's one
>amateur porn
>I advise against showing your face
>maybe putting maple syrup on your dick, jerking off and putting up a paywall
Just some ideas.

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>>38992483
I was hoping to join the military for free gibs, too bad I have severe hearing loss

>>38992483
Same.
It's not so bad out there really though. Find a halfway decent full time and you'll be fine.
Don't live above your means develop a drug habit or pump out a ton of kids like those retarded poverty stricken morons do and you'll be fine.

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>>38992483
>tfw ineligible for military service
how?

>>38992483
If you're ineligible for military service, can't you qualify for NEETbux?

>>38993110
There are a lot of things that will disqualify you from joining the military anon.

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>>38993110
antidepressants. probably wouldn't even make it past PT anyway.
>>38993135
because I don't have a disability

Faking same.
Joining the Canadian Forces, was told to expect to be DQ'd for childhood asthma among other things. I'm fucking devastated - it's all I ever wanted.

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>>38992483
I know your pain. You have to move on, there's no other choice. And trust me, I do speak from experience.
>>38993874
>Canadian Forces
My fucking guy, right here. I lost a full paid scholarship over medical issues from my past that had resolved themselves afterward.

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>>38993905
All I wanted was to bomb around in a Coyote or Leopard all day every day. I have no idea what I'm going to do now

>>38993916
Real talk? We need to get our driver's licenses and do Board Patrol. With what's happening in Quebec right now, that job is needed more than ever.
I understand the let down, though. I was open to either enlist or get commissioned through paid education. It was all I ever wanted to do, and it was a family tradition until i got turned down.

>>38993976
Whatever you say Nazaire

>>38992483
I tried to lie about it but they found out anyway.

>>38992483
ha same I'm over the weight limit by 30 pounds. Was 40 pounds about two weeks ago so doing better. Not doing keto so not all of it is water weight defeatist anons.

>>38992725
>not wanting to die by nuclear fire

>Be me
>6'2 and fairly muscular
>TFW DQd for a diagnosed childhood behavioral disorder (CD)
>TFW turning down a child and (undiagnosed) adult sociopath
>They would rather have mindless drones than born fighters
>TFW I just wanted any real purpose and impact in life, to go and do stuff that I would be good at.

>>38995167
ive got a big1

>>38995167
If you're who I think you are you deserved that rejection.

>>38995479
I doubt it, but still. One edgy 14 year old with minor authority issues who turns into a great candidate but still immediately gets turned down is pretty fucking stupid when they're the ones made for the moments that truly matter, especially when I actually wanted to contribute and give my life for the cause, but some psych didn't like how I could be stubborn, aloof or care-free and robbed me of my best option.

>>38992483
Could be worse anon. I've been cucked by the army before I've even had the chance to see a recruiter.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/australian-army-bans-male-recruits-to-get-female-numbers-up/news-story/69ee9dc1d4f8836e9cca7ca2e3e5680a

Fuck I hate this femistic bullshit. Can't get a job you solely because some cunt who'd never dream of joining decided that chicks deserve more of a right to join than men.

>>38995167
wah wah faggot.
they don't need "born warriors"
they need people who can learn the job and do what the fuck their told. you're not a fucking modern day viking ready to be unleashed.
you're some fag millenial like myself with a disorder.
t. Navy vet

does ADHD count as a disability for NEETbux? i have pretty severe ADHD that's been diagnosed by several professionals and i take medication for it. it's not the only factor in me being a lazy piece of shit NEET but it definitely doesnt help, i have a really hard time holding down a job

>>38992483
dumb neneposter

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>>38996853
Do you not know the meaning of restraint! Good lord you just ripped him a new asshole