Alright which one of this is you

>>38987371
Literally just finished watching that ,and I see this thread

>>38987371
He is every one of us.

This is the worst thing I've seen. I really hope the lint collection is a joke and not real

>>38987371
>the look on mom's face
damn, is this what pure unfiltered disappointment looks like?

>>38987371
>He managed to get girls into his basement with his humor.
Fuck, I can't even make up for my short comings with my sense of humor because I'm a depressed wreck.

>>38987371
He actually has a likeable happy go lucky attitude. If he'd tone down the blatant creepy/awkwardness and hit the gym he'd actually do well.

>talking about kids names
>telling girl to clean up
>fucking lint collection
>begging for kisses
>wanna meet my mom
>guitarist???
>the weird rapey dance
>can i PLEASE give you a kiss
>muh t-shirts
what the fuck, is there a tier below omega?

>>38987790
Omega is dropping out of the dating pool.
He is still actively trying.
He is most likely a gamma.

>>38987446
I cannot agree more anon. Hail Skippy

>>38987371
>mormon
HOW? Don't they have

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>>38987371
>live in mom's basement
>van halen t-shirt
>disappointed mom
>desperately want to kiss someone
>beer bottle collection

this is a paid actor right. all that was too perfect, although the lint bit was gratuitous

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>>38987371
>Having sex with girls is all I think about
>I have had chances to have sex with girls but turn it down because i'm so virtuous

some people are this retarded

>>38988142
>>38987446
I am sure most robots are aware of their autism.

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>>38987371
This has to be staged, no way someone could be this autistic

Fake, no girl would agree to have a date with a guy like him.

Omg. Belly button lint. Repulsive. I think that the only reason she didn't head off immediately is because the camera's were rolling.

one time I almost lost my virginity but I got walked in on before we started.

>>38987371
You act like all these virgins aren't subscribed to h3h3 either

>>38990306
They would if a producer slid her some cash.

>>38991406
Jesus that makes it even more sad

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>>38987371
This whole thing is fake. Acted.

Why would you morons believe this garbage?

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>>38987371
>read posts in this thread
>being this mean to a fellow robot

/r9k/ is dead

>>38987371
It's satire. Stop going to Wizchan btw, or at least poaching content

>>38991703
He's not a robot. This is fake. Played up for TV.