>look at him lol, what a loser lol he smells like a kissless

>>38976448
You are all uglier than the holocaust and potato famine, slityourwrists please

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pee on them
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

I whip out a portable gas stove and make a kebab out of them by skewering them on my long cock.

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>>38976448
>tfw i'm probably 8 or 9 years older than them

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What does a kissless virgin smell like?

>>38976533
Old cum, nervous sweat and bacon.

No las toco ni con un palo por respeto al palo

>>38976533
peppery juice and greenbacks

Pull out an M16 and give thanks to Saint Elliot.

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>>38976804
>Pull out an M16 and give thanks to Saint Elliot.
Kek, I can just imagine some Jihadist opening fire on a sorority party, but instead of yelling Allahu Akbar!, he yells "Praise Elliot!"

>disclaimer: This is not a suggestion, do not do this in real life

>>38976533
exactIy Iike you

>>38976448
>gets called virgin by 2 lesbians, a pinhead and a junkie
>feelsgoodman

>>38976448

Normies wouldn't call anybody a kissless virgin because being kissless is literally unfathomable to them

>>38976448
>Second one from the right
>that SNAGGLETOOTH

Did nobody notice the sneaky attempt at starting an Eliza thread?

>>38976481
I want to know which thread had someone type out 'pee on them' as a response now.

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Where's the katana wielding, epic justice fedoralord post?

>>38976448
Kill fuck rape marry

>>38976448
>what do you do

Deposit my seed deep inside the one furthest left.

>>38976998

I wanna bust all her teeth out with my dick, which would therefore make her teeth better. Just call me The Dentist, I'll whiten dat smile bitch.

I'm a huge mother fucker no one will dare talk to me like that

>>38976533
Cheetos and semen.

>>38976448
I would get on my hands and knees and start sucking their toes while they spit and giggle at me.

>>38977605
You spelt fat wrong.

>>38976448
>what do you do

Warn them about the Jew before it's too late

turn 360 degrees and walk awaya

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Turn away as if I'm looking at something and fart right in their faces.

wal-mart shirt wearing fat whale bitches

>>38976448
Go home and jerk off while thinking about the girl all the way to the left

the one with the glasses is a cute

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>>38976448
>what do you do
What i must.

Make them all pregnant.

>>38976448
That picture must be from the nineties

>>38978188
Yea you can tell because of the smart phones

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>>38977114
He's just teleported behind you.

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I do not fear Korea, I do not fear Trump, I do not fear death, I do not fear the future.

8th graders, are what I truly fear.

Which one do you think is most fertile?

>>38976448
All those girls are fuck ugly my dude they must be British or something they all have fucked up teeth and inbred faces

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>>38978343
T-That's terrifying!

>>38977727
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
You would be facing the same direction dumbass

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>>38978408
TOP KEK. Man what a fucking dumbass

They look like typical Harry Potter fans

Would probably get on with

>>38976448
One on the left is qt. That smile looks so genuine.

>>38978227
Where?
I can't see them

>>38978343
He's a funny man

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>>38978408
that's bait if i've ever originally seen it

>>38979793
3rd girl's hand

>oh my god he just looked right at me
>gross, what an ugly nerd

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>look at the way he walks on his toes, lol
>how much you wanna bet he has no friends?

>>38976448
Light a smoke and take a chug o 45 and say basic and walk away.
That or try fucking one of them.
Depends how drunk I am and how feminist they are...

i think id give anything to see a picture of eliza and all her sisters all naked together, comparing their tits with each other

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>>38976448
Rather smell like a virgin than a heroin addict.

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>>38976852
Only if the sorority doesn't have closed doors.

>>38976448
poor Mr. Horan :(