Why are you still a virgin? Why not pay for it at least? You

Losing it to a prostitute doesn't count.

>>38976176
That picture is so beautiful. I can't begin to comprehend how much I love that thing.

>>38976176
Being upset about being a virgin has almost nothing to do with being upset about not having had sex.
I know that sounds ridiculous when said like that, but it's true and it's why the normalfag """""advice""""" of just hiring a prostitute is fucking useless

>>38976176
Having to pay for it is worse than not getting it at all.

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>>38976213
this
it's like using a cheat code

Since i'm just a little shy of 8 inches, i fantasize paying for it, and then going to pound town hitting her cervix as hard as i can. She would have to endure it since she's literally getting paid for it, and it would be painful. It would be my way of venting all my frustration.

>>38976213
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>>38976235
Then stop calling yourself a fucking virgin if you want to be in a relationship you fucking retards. I've personally have had my small 4 inch benis in 2 butts, 1 mouth and 1 pussy. Despite not being able to keep my erection for more than 10 seconds in any of those situations because of medication, porn, fapping, nerves, health, etc I still consider myself a virgin. But faggots like you would say I'm not one. Fuck you.
I've at least tried and have seen that sex is overrated. You faggots like to make excuses that you want to have a lovey dovey relationship like in movies/TV shows. TRASH. How do you expect to be in a relationship when you're a self-loathing faggot? It's not about sex, right? So why cry about it bitch.

>>38976270
that little dicklet won't be hitting anyone's cervix, anon. you need at least 12 inches MINIMUM

>>38976273
We weren't born with your brain, faggot.

>>38976280
Virgin detected. The cervix is only about 8 inches in.

>>38976176
>this pic isn't turning me on
It's happening boys. The buddhists were right.
Nirvana here I come.

>>38976305
cope more dicklet

>>38976313
1) Take an anatomy class
2) you're projecting
3) you probably fantasize about getting cucked by a black guy.

Having a small dick and being that insecure coupled with your exceedingly low testosterone must be a literal hell to live with. I'm genuinely sorry man.

>>38976344
a vagina comes in many sizes, similar to a benis. Have you not ever heard of girls not being able to have sex with their Chads because of their big benis? Silly goyim, how about YOU go take an anatomy class.

>>38976224
What thing, anon?

>>38976369
You are a literal retard. Baring abnormalities, there are no human vaginas on the planet that are 12 inches deep. Furthermore, if a girl can't handle the size of the dong in her, she is either drawfed by the guy fucking her or she isn't aroused.

3/10 because I replied and your feigned ignorance disgusts me. Unironically kill yourself.

>>38976280
>>38976369
Guaranteed the only pussy this nigga ever touched was his moms when she shit him out

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>>38976457
You think a faggot with a 12 inch dick is going balls deep all the time? LMAO. The only reason why girls prefer big dicks is because Jamal has more room for to play with. Remember? Motion in the ocean? That's what you dicklets believe, right? Literally no one with an above average dick is going balls deep all the time outside of porn. Stay mad dicklets.

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>>38976176
>Why are you still a virgin?

Well that's probably because I'm unfunny and dumb, because I don't have any hobbies and what is more I look like a pile of ginger shit.
It can also be because I've literally never been in a place where I'd be surrounded by people speaking my native language and I still feel a bit limited when I speak foreign language (including English), which I do poorly. Need I say more?
I guess I will eventually just pay for it.

>>38976484
Why are you surrounded by people who do not speak your native language?

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>>38976579
I was born in a region with historically ethnic-mixed population, which in the last century became a part of another country with quite a different culture. Well yeah it's a bit complicated.
It wasn't much of a problem for me to learn the state language but I still have an accent and sometimes I feel like I may say something wrong while holding a conversation in that language so everyone would laugh at me (that doesn't happen though). It's just makes me feel a bit more insecure or something.

It's a good thing I'm going to move to another country this October, an English-speaking one. I hope I will manage to properly...ughm... adapt there.

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>>38976176
I have a 5 inch dick, I won't even bother with women
i'll save myself from the dissapointment

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I am not bothered enough to put any effort into getting girlfriend after seeing how much bullshit do my normie friends go through.
I also dumped the only girl that had interest in me and I am not even sure why I did it.
Seriously, if I wanted to lose it I could just pay myself a hooker or something.

>>38976270
>She would have to endure it since she's literally getting paid for it,
no lmao
she'd kick you out for being a cunt and you wouldn't get a refund.
Her friends waiting outside would then proceed to mug you

>>38976176
... Maybe because I'm not a virgin? It's really not as hard as everybody makes it out to be