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Do any of you guys buy skimmed milk?

>>38962231

What do you take me for, a prisoner?

>the "great british summer"
>nothing but rain all through July

>>38962231
>not milking your own cow for a fraction of the price

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>>38962231
Do not use self-service checkout ROBOTS!

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You may have just have gotten checkmate, but we're playing Chinese checkers.

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>>38962245
>he fell for the british summer meme

>>38962231
If I was buying milk for myself I wouldn't bother with the skimmed meme but my mum drinks more milk than me so she buys that crap

>>38962270
Who's that lad?

>>38962231
Semi-Skimmed or Blue cap which I think isn't?
Parents insist on bluecap but I don't really care desu.

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zzzz.. Mama, teach me how to use a wok....zzzz .... No baba, I've studied enough for the civil service exam.... zzz ... Build a moderately prosperous society..zzzz

Only ever buy milk for cooking/baking

>not making your own British summer with a fraction of the rain

>>38962273
I want Aichan to bully me with her feet.

What do I invest my neetbucks in, lads?

>>38962245
>british
>doesn't like rain
how dare you

>had a dream about a Star Trek/Star Wars crossover
is this what happens when you dont get any sex?

When do you think its a good time to see a psychologist?

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>>38962346

We should use our NEETbux to purchase Chinese government bonds, fellow British NEET

>>38962346
Lego.
Big Star Wars ones only.

>>38962358

I don't care about any franchise. Honestly I don't stand how people can cream themselves over both franchises which are shitty.

Gundam will always be superior to both

my top 5 favorite humans

1. Buddha
2. Nietzsche
3. The rock
4. Biggie smalls
5. Napoleon

>>38962346

Bombay Sapphire

>>38962290
you me everybody

>>38962368
>>38962370

What if I saved up enough Neetbucks to buy some shitty house and try and flip it, would I be helping with the housing crisis? Also what are you fuckers getting neetbucks for? I've got an auto immune condition.

>>38962371
Dunno lad. Gundam has it's fair share of cheesy shit.
08th MS Team is god tier though.

>>38962360
About midday that way you have time for breakfast first

>>38962374
>napoleon
frenchies OUT
Why is Horatio Nelson or Arthur Wellesley not there?

>>38962393
How much neetbux are you getting?
Why not buy a shitty house and live in it yourself, though could always rent it out.

Only job search neetbuxs. Not even enough to invest in Lego.

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>>38962204
>tfw Democratic People's Republic of Korea will never drop any nukes
>tfw you will never get killed by a Korean sniper.

I guess the noose will have to do.

>>38962270
Why am I looking at some skinny fat fucker using angles to hide his ugly body?

>>38962409

Due to shit foods and wine.

>>38962346
Buy loads of nintento switches

new ebin blog lads

>>38962358
I dreamt about that once, the Millenium Falcon was in one of the shuttle bays and Han Solo was talking to my mate Jean-luc.
Can't remember much else but I awoke amazed

>>38962400
I don't want to go along when they've already had a full day of shit.

When are they at their most receptive? and will they be really suspicious if I admit myself to see one? I don't even know if I need one but I just feel like something is going seriously wrong with me.

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>>38962320
>not doing GOMAD
Tell me how I know you're not going to make it

Seeing the GP tomorrow lads. Going to tell her about my bad back and my depression. Any advice? Going to tell them about my suicidal thoughts.

>>38962419

No idea so far from what I know. Just knew I could've sued the hospital for millions if they hadn't giving me this but apparently it's a lot.

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>>38962424
If I enter the rope does this mean I get to enter a dreamworld for the rest of my conscious existence?
asking for a friend

>>38962374
>Nietzsche
Watch out, there's a mould breathing retard in here, who can't do basic arithmetic, who gets triggered that people can read things he can't.

>>38962419
I have enough money to buy property of any sort, especially land. I would move onto it some capacity immediately

>>38962430

Could we flip them and get to keep one to play Nintendo games?

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Post what you're listening to lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAsnFcYbszI

>>38962466
"They may be more educated, in a better position regarding social life and jobs but I am just a better human." - Ebin

>>38962455

Yoo Wut?

>>38962466
>People who've read Nietzsche think they understand it without reading anything before it

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>>38962374
Where's /ourguy/ Diogenes?

>>38962457
Enjoy your one way trip to the insane asylum

>>38962457
Don't mention suicide they'll section you

>>38962374
biggie smalls should be up there with buddha to be fair

>>38962505

Nearby.

>>38962532
>>38962507
You're talking shit it isnt that easy to get sectioned
>>38962457
Just be honest with them mate. Do you know the doctor you're seeing?

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When someone asks me how I am I always say 'fine' because I don't know anyone well enough to tell them how I really feel.

Who else /friendless/?

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Masturbate to robots

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>>38962488
Obscure spooky jap music from the 80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vg95Pa9rQI

Not a fan of hip-hop but to each their own

>>38962559
>You're talking shit it isnt that easy to get sectioned

If there's evidence of self harm and suicide is mentioned, it's remarkably easy.

>>38962371
I bet you even like Tomino Gundam you fag

Ebin, Tilde and Len are fucking faggots.

>>38962580

I like that Battle of the Planets, me.

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>>38962491
A gallon of milk a day. Do you want to make it or not?

>>38962564
Why would I jack it to myself friend

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>tfw your first planned social interaction outside of britfeel in 2 weeks collapsed

>>38962618
are you campinganon? If not what happened?

>>38962578
You're going to make him too scared to go/talk. I've had to go to hospital for self harming and didnt get sectioned. They arent going to use the time/resources on someone who occasionally wants to die.

>>38962563
>having people to ask you how you are
Get out norman

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>>38962604
I meant metal robots, you dork

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>>38962488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unRldLdllZ8
This is a proper choon, so it is

>>38962409
i base my judgements on character, not nationality. i reckon napoleon was a bad man.

>>38962578
>>38962559
So they'll section me if I said I'm suicidal? I won't say that, I more just think of ways I can kill myself, like jumping off a bridge, and wondering how I'd do it. Not that I'd do it, I just think about it because it'd be nice to not feel so depressed all the time.

>>38962455
Ahem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXOGS9cilKM

>>38962637
What about boi bots?

>>38962632

No not camping anon. A friend had just messaged me yesterday asking if I wanted to go to the pub this evening and when I messaged him today he said "I'm gonna just have dinner at 7:30 and I'll message you when I'm free"

that was 2 hours ago

>>38962656
Any bot is fine

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>>38962638
Don't leave us D4NNY ;_:

>>38962646
>So they'll section me if I said I'm suicidal?
No. Suicidal thoughts isnt enough unless you're a total raving lunatic screaming that the walls are telling you to do it.

>>38962505
yeah, he is. he would be on the list if there was more stuff on him. apparently he wrote some philosophy but it got destroyed, dont know if its true though.

>>38962455
Look up calcification of organs. GOMAD is a one way ticket to heart attack city.

>>38962658
I've been ditched more than I've gone out, so I know that feel. When I do go out it's always holding someone's tailcoat.

Found an Elliot obsessed youtube girl reckon we should set her up with shipanon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH6DsTPFrwo

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>get back on normiebook
>make embarrassing messages about how I'm losing weight haha humble brag
>message some people I knew at school
>"Oh yeah Anon we should meet up!"
>have met with a whole 2 people since, has been months, get almost zero messages on there
>1 of those was a guy I doubt I will ever see again
>normiebook just makes me want to die with all the people on there with gfs, careers, own their house, etc etc.

>>38962658

Maybe he dines in the continental style

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>>38962488

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQVUMG6LZGM

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>>38962654
Arnie wasn't right about everything but he had some good ideas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84cVizR6sPQ

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>get behind on britfeel
>have to read through every thread in order before I'm allowed to look at the current one

This is just a mild sprinkling of autism, right?

Post waifus

>>38962473
Proper wish I could buy my own piece of land to build a nice comfy house on tbqh.

>>38962460
As shit as reddit is. I believe they have a somewhat helpful subreddit on investment which might be something to look at if you want to invest. I'd suggest /biz/ but no doubt they would just spam cryptocurrency at you.
Think there is one more focused on uk investment over us investment.

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>>38962646
Lad I didn't get sectioned when I went and I doubt you will either. They will probably put you on suicide watch which is okay. Don't let it put you off getting the help and support you need!

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>>38962775
And women complain about 'unrealistic body standards'

>>38962708
He's already subbed to her, he's basically halfway there. He really needs to move on from Susan

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>>38962777
We're all autists here.

I wouldn't have bothered with that. Most of it was just spergraging.

Lucky Trips!

>>38962777
We already know you're obsessed with this place lad

>>38962708
>we should set her up with shipanon

I used to speak to her on sykpe for a few months actually

>>38962777
>>38962846
>we r le autists guys xD
>run someone with legitimate autism out the thread because hes different

yeah fuck off attention whores

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>>38962810
I'll cut you into sections

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>>38962819
I really need to stop looking at bodybuilders because it's messed up my expectations and perception of the male body

>>38962777
>Three of the four biggest drama whores shit up a whole thread
>Things finally going back to norm-
>'Alright lads remember I'm here hahaa'
Oh you fat cunt.

>>38962709
i've found that normiebook is one of the main sources of why i'm so paranoid

>>38962853
Kek how the hell did that happen?

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>>38962703

/britfeel/ never lets you down

>>38962862
>because hes different

Or because he's a cunt. But sure, if you say so

>>38962810
How'd it go for you? It'd be a help if you told me about your experience

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Good news tilde and other trannies

>>38962880
Actually it lets me down a lot

>>38962882
Alright fatty, clearly don't understand mental health but its fine because you were on SSRIs once right? Off yourself.

>>38962876

There was an Elliot Rodger skype group that she joined then she wanted to add me as I had rare elliot trivia etc.

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>>38962846
Leave Lain to me

>>38962933
Wait I fucked that up, can I have a do-over?

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>>38962777
Posting

Also lads, what should I add to the britfeels OP pic? I've already added sophie for sophieposter, what else? Maybe a jinping room?

>>38962931
Are some of her videos thanks to you? Would being that into Elliot be a plus or a minus if you wanted to date a gril?

>>38962907
>mental health means you're a spiteful cunt

What did he mean by this

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>>38962897
This really is a clown world

>polyamorous queer autistic trans lesbian
How can you even describe yourself like that with a straight face?

>>38962896
Quite straightforward. I told them how I felt and why and they referred me to some specialists and put me on suicide watch. Getting help was one of the best decisions I made or I would have done something silly. Just be honest about your feelings though use some common sense on subjects like hurting others haha

I fucked myself with a fleshlight. Am I gay now?

>>38962907
>he gets a free pass because he made up some stories for sympathy

>>38962931
>when being autistically into a serial killer gets you pussy
Fascinating

>>38962974
>proudly bipolar
>just another gay communist
>trans and queer as fuck
there really is something in the water isnt there?

>>38962973
It means you reddit cunts are fast to circlejerk how "autistic" and special you are but as soon as you interact with someone who may have different personality traits you expel them. Its fine, swallow your antidepressents fatty. They totally work

>>38962969
Mouldy walls somewhere please

>>38962976
>use some common sense on subjects like hurting others haha
What do you mean?

But this is a little reassuring. I should just tell them the truth, and I won't take my mum in there with me.

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What sites show up in your drop-down lads?

>>38963024
If that different personality trait = cunt, then sure, I'll expel them all. Happily, without regret.

Now, can you please fuck off? Thanks.

>>38963030
Already there lad
Any other ideas?

>>38963050
>Quidco
A fellow cheapskate

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>>38962969
>what should I add to the britfeels OP pic?

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bum bum bum, another norm bites the dust

>>38963050
You mean bookmarks? You fucking twat.

>>38963052
Only special trait you have is being an obese fake cunt, keep deluding yourself and making excuses though

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>Now, can you please fuck off? Thanks.

>>38963080
Fox and the Grapes, lad

Fox and the Grapes

>>38963078
they're not bookmarks tho lad, they're just recently or regularly visited or suggested sites

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>This is just a mild sprinkling of autism, right?

>We're all autists here.

>>38963054
Maybe something for nightwalk anon? Although I haven't seen him as much recently.
I think we need less weeb shit in the OP image imo

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watch out lads ebin is back!

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>Self depreciating humour

>>38963050
explain why you are going on money saving expert?

>>38963032
Well saying you have plans to hurt others may get you in trouble. Essentially any plans or motivation to do anything illegal

I personally wouldn't take my mum but if you would find that easier then by all means do so. It is definitely worth speaking to somebody!

>>38963103
I know, last night I said I'd think of something to include him but I guess we will have to see, atm I'm thinking of maybe a sign hung up like "Nightwalk Alley ->"

>>38963022
I used to think they were just a bunch of fringe loonies but if these are the people working for Google then there's no hope. They will spread in every institution and silence anyone who disagrees with their mental ilness

>out with a drive today
>father starts ranting about how much he hates the police
>tell him to shut up
>he starts speeding and swearing loudly
>mother immediately starts telling me I am the one being rude for telling my father he's being an edgy twat
This is why I never even interrupt my dad when he starts going on a rant, he'll just go into lunatic mode. And then right after this he was acting all nice and cordial.

Almost 25 and this is my reality reddit

>>38963118
to save money

>>38963110
That branch should be the head of one other person

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>>38963103

ive been considering posting some kind of pic of myself, with a hood up and my face covered though, just a random pic taken on a /nightwalk/, still not sure though

>>38963114
>>Self depreciating humour

I try self depreciating humour all the time. I'm pretty shit at though desu.

>>38963118
to be an expert at saving money of course, you plonker

>>38963075
sorry not interesting or cute enough

>>38963143
except they don't really teach you much other than, don't spend money

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>>38963130
Why did I laugh so hard at this post?

>>38963128

Why the fuck did you go then, shitlips?

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>>38962969

What about this fine example of duck rape?

>>38963103
>less weeb shit
This is an anime imageboard, leave if you don't like it

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>>38963124

comfy streetlit bus shelter maybe

>>38963174
I didn't want to, I was forced to look at a house with my parents because I'd be living there too. It turned out to be a 40m drive and was shit, and we all hated the experience.

>>38963119
She's just driving me to the doctor's office and alright, I won't say I plan to do anything illegal. Not like I wanted to do that anyway. I guess makes sense that's the one big nono.

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Benis! Mighty Benis!
Ebony, lusty, engorged, multi-pierced.
Vivid dreams of puss-puss put aside,
Seek home in old man's anus!

>>38963110
You should put a feminine penis in ebin's arse

>>38963206
I unironically think that Benis! Mighty Benis! posting is the best current meme

>>38963190
Did you know that ducks have corckscrew shaped penises up to 8 inches in length?

>>38963205

Move into your own place then FFS, it's not hard.

>>38963138
Faces of /r9k/ when?

>>38963193
>implying this isn't a bavarian kite construction forum

>>38963239

Doxxanon already knows what we all look like, just ask him

guess who's back?

back again

ebins back

tell a friend

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I accidently fell asleep now its too late to go down and cook anything.

could legit starve to death tonight.
so hungry.

>>38963190
Might pass on that honestly, I appreciate your contribution though
>>38963194
Maybe although I don't think there would be enough space at all for that :(

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Talking to a group of friends and one of them mentions that it's his birthday next month, and that we should all do stuff for our birthdays

I invited them all to spoons on my birthday last month, none of them came. He didn't even remember or care.
feel shitty right now lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIxsPBbZ_b8
fucking choon though

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>>38962974
>live a cushy and privileged life
>never once experienced the oppressive regimes of a Kim Jong-un or Ceausescu
>declare yourself a communist because that's an edgy and cool thing to do even though a multinational, hypercapitalist corporation pays for your rent and food

No time for cunts like this

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>>38963050
bit dull

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>that one in the back he reaches for at the end

Too cute

>saku's being a fat cunt again

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>>38963321
Get rid of them. Just get the fuck rid of them mate.

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>>38963298
>10pm
Mate I cook at 11-12 all the time. Go downstairs and cook yourself something simple

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>that one in the back he reache for at the end

Too cute

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>>38963229
>Did you know that ducks have corckscrew shaped penises up to 8 inches in length?
I actually did know that! It often corkscrews in the opposite to the corkscrew of the female duck's vagina too, as most cases of duck sex is actually rape. Often longer than 8 inches too.

The Argentine blue billed duck, commonly known as the lake duck has the longest bird penis in the world, up to the entire length of it's body Can be up to a foot and a half. Check that big bird benis out.

>>38963313
>Might pass on that honestly, I appreciate your contribution though
Welcome matey. Maybe this pic will change your mind? check that monster corkscrew cock out.

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I feel so very sleepy.

Bless you all and have a wonderful evening.

Goodnight.

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>>38963355
>privileged
Uummmmm excuse me honey, these are AUTISTIC QUEER TRANS LESBIANS we're talking about. Privileged? I think not. Try marginalized and oppressed

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>went on holiday with family
>all the roasties in the pool wearing bikinis

I had to fap in the shower every time we got back from the pool, also I think one whore saw my semi as she gave me a once over as we left the (mixed) changing rooms.

>>38963368
It's a slow process. I like one of them because he genuinly can't come out because of health issues, he's a former chad and he's slowly turning into a robot, he peaked in secondary school.
I've found a group of people who seem nice, I want to try to become friends with them, we should be all going out on saturday which is nice.
I've known another one of them for over 5 years, but I feel like we're not friends. We only play vidya and he seems uninterested even embarrassed to hang out with me IRL, and we never have. I haven't even been to his house and he hasn't been to mine. We're just extended acquittances.

Have you had a similar experience? How did you get rid of them?

>>38963371
don't like the awkward feeling of mummy tuting in disapproval as I try fend for myself.

>>38963359
>skateboarding
How is it being 15 years old?

>>38963238
It's just that easy right? Not like I have 1500 pounds of overdraft constantly from giving money to parents, no job, severe anxiety/depression, zero friends, KHV, and no money whatsoever. Oh yes just move out into my own place casually man that's an easy one.

Fuck you normie twit

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Might go and see a latina escort brass, lads. What do you think of this one? 100 per hour and does anal too

>>38963417
>(mixed) changing rooms.
my god what a robot nightmare.
were there little girls and penises everywhere

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There are 16 circles in this image

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>go on fb
>see this
>wat do

>>38963441
Nigga she fat. You can get better for 100

>>38962231
Almond milk m8
Not for bullshit vegan reasons, it's just really nice

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>>38963472
>islamaphobic retardations

my friend arranged this mario theme with his band:
https://www.youtube(.)com/watch?v=76LcgX8Gg-0 remove bracket

thanks for check it out, i want to support him

>>38963355
>No time for cunts like this

Yet they speak so highly of you.

fucking hell, just saw the last 10 minutes or so of """"""celebrity""""""" big brother and the absolute state of fucking normies.

I wish they would get one robot in there just for contrast so everyone can see how fucking retarded they are.

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>>38963434
Dude just be yourself

origi

>>38963472
>this book thats 1/10th the length of the bible is only condoning violence on 1500 verses as opposed to the bibles 2000 verses
Something to that nature, numbers are off though

>>38963321
>Talking to a group of friends

No you weren't.

>>38963455
I see them now after googleing the image.

>>38963449
Well thankfully there was actual cubicles to get changed in but yes roasites were everywhere once you opened the door.

Today there was one soaking wet sitting on a bench near the exit and I think she saw me looking at her.

Also there was two German girls in the pool playing catch near me and all I could think about was that webm on /gif/ where the german couple have sex standing up in a changing room.

I'm still a virgin after all that too.

>>38963472
Both savage scribblings of mud-eating Arabs. No thanks.

>>38963425
does everyone here have mummy issues? grow a pair lad and go cook yourself something. if she tuts tell that bitch to shut it

>>38963500
The robot would be seen as the weirdo

>>38963434

Yes move, you utterly pathetic piece of shit.

>>38963472
I thought the Quran had the old and new testaments in it. Am I wrong about that?

>>38963379
how is that reddit? do you really think anyone that says anything remotely nice is going it reinforce an identity, we are anonymous lad. you are autism incarnate

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>>38963481
she's got a nice arse though and she's 10 minutes away. I'll post a few more i'm interested in anyway

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This is the latest iteration of edits lads what do you think?
Anything else I should add? I'm thinking of redoing the far right window but I don't know what to replace it with.
Night version is ready to go if this one suffices anyway

>>38963545
Yes exactly, I AM a pathetic piece of shit, and that is why I cannot fucking move you mong. At least not until I have any money to spend. My parents are almost bankrupt and I have no job. I can't get my own place unless I squat or become a criminal.

>>38963573
Missing our Cilla chuck

>>38963558

No, different time entirely. It's even more confusing and contradictory than the Bible, although there's a pretty good new translation which is a bit like a "Good News Koran".

>>38963567
Her farts will smell like beans

>>38963587
Should she be behind the officers like "Surprise surprise!" ? Might do that otherwise I'll postpone until I think of anything a bit saucy

>>38963575
>I squat or become a criminal.

Both better than your current leech state cunchops.

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>>38963500
>>38963540
This mong costanza facing on big brother always make me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTN6gL21F60

>>38963558
No but they do have some of the Christian prophets. Jesus plays a part in their mythology

>>38963604
Not by half my mentally impaired friend. I'd be literally worse off in all respects besides the fact I was independent and bee'ing myself as normies like to say.

>>38963573
I'm in it so that's all that counts! jk

Was Keith there before or did you add him?

>>38963644
Kevvy? He was there before haha

>>38962969
>I've already added Sophie for sophieposter
Thank you!

>>38963684
Nah Flint, the pigeon. I just checked the OP pic and he was there so nevermind haha

Sophie is a nice touch, think it would look better if you put a sad Apu next to her though

>>38963625

What sort of rotten whore were you drizzled out of that hasn't insisted you act like a man?

You should be euthanized, there's parts in you people could use.

>>38962969
remove ebin and add a fox and some grapes

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>>38963710
I posted the current day iteration above as I can't think of much else to add for the moment haha
-> >>38963573

Heres the night version too

>decide to try and put in some effort to talk to girls on tinder
>message a cute lady
>don't notice she messaged back because I was crocheting
>when I get around to reading the message she's unmatched me

oh...okay then

>>38963720
shame that newcastle cunt wasn't raped by her beloved pet Pakis

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I keep asking my friends if they're coming out, but they never do. I'm pretty sure they talk behind my back, and meet up. I'm never invited and always shot down when I ask.

I need some new friends /britfeel/ where do I find some?

>>38963731
Not half the whore who shat out such a vile little prick as you, of that I can assure. What a cute roleplay. I'm sure you are an attic dweller.

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>>38963737
>putting that faggot Xi in
It's shit

>>38963573
never understood who the firewoman was. the one next to sophie

>>38963755

If I were it would be my attic.

Die scresming, offal bag.

>>38963752
Right here laddo. Where are you from?

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>>38963720
Ohh, I guess my lore is shoddy.
Good point though, I'll either have him next to her or peaking out from somewhere in a stalking fashion. I'll note it down
>>38963735
I think that room can stay as is for now at least, why a fox and grapes lad? Is my lore failing again?
>>38963758
Whos that lad? might have them angrily behind Xi
>>38963760
Me neither lad I'm a failure

>>38963422
Sound shit but you're honestly better off without them. I personally just suddenly cut mine out of my life and blocked all forms of contact. Fuck normalfags lad, they aren't worth out time.

>>38963771
Mummy's attic, not yours.

>implying there are normies in brit/feel/

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>>38963779
I'm the fucking prime ministr of Japan, look at the the flag, you faggot.

>>38963774
Cambridgeshire, lower class though.

What chinese cartoon can i give a go that's not for little gay lads?

>>38963779
"The story concerns a fox that tries to eat grapes from a vine but cannot reach them. Rather than admit defeat, he states they are undesirable."

>>38963789

Are you trying to pump out your mother?

Scum.

>>38963801
Just making sure lad :^(
pls no bully

>>38963785
I spent over 10 years of my life with zero friends, whenever my phone lit up it was because of a parent texting me.
At least with these people I'm tolerated in a group chat. Even though I'm getting shit thrown at me, it's better than silence.

>>38963779
Can you change the news headline, it's been the same for a while now

>>38963843
>it's better than silence

It's really not lad and I'm a solid normie.

>>38963827
Think that would be a little rude lad haha although I'll probably be stealing that for some use elsewhere
>>38963848
I've been thinking to but they've got the dirty window thing going on so I'm scared to try and alter it then screw it up.
(Don't have the PSD)

>>38963828
I've paid my mother 1000s of pounds to help keep your house with my student loans and all other forms of income. We'd have lost the house if not for me. And yes, I am an anxiety, depression-filled mess as well.

Keep up the LARP mate. It's not convincing but it's amusing to think you could be real.

>>38963807
Too far away for me unfortunately. Have you posted the same thing before? I remember seeing a discussion with someone on here about meeting up for a drink

>>38963895
>We'd have lost the house if not for me.

Oh FFS. Just die screaming you utter fucking embarrassment to humanity.

I think getting into meditating was one of the better choices in my life. i recommend it

>>38963843
This >>38963860
I've been friendless now since I was 14. It's been 11 years and I can't really say I'm much worse off without them, maybe even better off in fact.

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>>38963820
Steins;Gate. Good time travel plot and the BEST waifus. Nothing gay

>>38963927
tell us more? i've been thinking about it, i've used those mindfullness apps a few times

>>38963878
i think i have the psd lad, could upload it somewhere tomorrow

>>38963908
Yeah I added a guy on discord, but I'm autistic and said some autistic shit so I doubt it will go far.

>>38963932
> nothing gay
What about the trap?

>>38963931
Maybe it is different for different brains. I hate solitude because I'm not really an introvert, I like talking to people. I just have no friends. I really like human interaction and I think it gets worse and makes me more desperate because I've never truly had any, never had a friend or best friend through childhood, early and late teens.

>>38963573
have you got this without the sky and ill try do a proper night time version.

>>38963920
You are the embarrassment mate. What the fuck you even saying now?

>>38963534
cannot speak to mummy like that.

but I did remember I had microwavable pizzas and some microwavable chilli, so I made pizza chilli sandwiches.

>>38963938
i feel more at peace after i have done and through out the day. i think its good for the mind, its gives you a period of shutting off your brain.

yeah, i got into through a app called head space, i read one book about it too and reading another zen buddhist book atm

>>38963988
>I've never truly had any, never had a friend or best friend through childhood, early and late teens.

Why is that?

The originality filter is really starting to fuck me off.

>>38964022
yeah i tried headspace, it was pretty good but i didn't really want to pay a tenner a month or whatever because each of the audio files seemed to be the guy saying exactly the same thing

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Anon who was gonna meet a friend but never heard back from him here.

He finally finished his meal with his parents and we went out for an hour, just a bit later than planned

>>38964071

Told ya!

Ford's are cars.

>>38963985
nothing gay about traps

that was obviously not an original comment

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>>38963947
NP I think I sorta' got it desu. Tell me what you think lads and if it's shit I'll redo it haha
>>38963989
Afraid not, was my nighttime version not good enough :(?

>>38962972

I don't think directly, although some might include rare Elliot content I've posted.

It would probably be a minus, having a fascination with criminology would probably be a plus, but any 'fembot' type would be a massive minus

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>Just watched John Wick for the first time
>That club shootout scene while this plays in the background
That was some good shit lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CurN2Fg-2E

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>>38964098
Night version posted here

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this cake was 60p, marked down from 1.50
didn't get it because I have too much imminently expired food right now

it's kinda becoming a hassle
my shift starts when the stuff is reduced, so I have to walk past boxes of cakes and waffles and tarts for almost nothing every day

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>>38964098
>Afraid not, was my nighttime version not good enough :(?
not particularly, compared to the old versions.

old ones used to actually be dark.

secondly, im really sick of that shit sky. was gonna replace it.

>>38964042
yeah, it is a bit off a rip. i got curious and paid for a year of it for 40 quid and it does seem to be the guy pretty much saying the same stuff.

>>38964042
headspace is great for the routine it gives you but, each "course" usually focuses on a meditation technique that you can usually look up yourself (e.g. noting, reflection)
meditation is worth the hype though, i myself need to get back into it

>>38964142
I'll work on the nighttime pic some more then, I've a few ideas for it to make it nice and dark + retain aesthetics

>>38963525
>after spending all holiday staring at girls and wanking to the thought of them I'm still a virgin
gee wonder why

>>38964166

I find languages in Babbel a similar distraction.

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>it's a cry myself to sleep episode

Really hate these

I used to be a regular here, now i check in once in awhile and this place is always in absolute state.

Fucking inmates took over the asylum and ran all the good people out.

lol stupid limeys I can,t understand a word ya fuckin say

>>38964235
Maybe if you were a nicer person, then you'd have a nicer life

>>38964254
Come back after summer

>>38964270
Fuck off despairmong

>>38964235
Maybe stop being terrible to other people ha ha

>>38964214
But I don't even know how I could of done any different, I heard at least one of them say how ugly I was to her friend.

>>38964288
This is what I'm saying

Cunts deserve cuntish things happening to them

Keep your trip on also

Enjoy this reddit spacing

>>38964235
You'll be reet tilde, you're making progress and thats what matters

>>38964254
>ran all the good people out.
>Len/Nymph/Meg/other good lads still here
fuck off ebin you retard

>>38964235

People with mental health issues can be cured, when you go down the tranny route, your life is ruined forever.

>>38964235
you should give meditating a go

>>38964306
>Len/Nymph/Meg/other good lads still here
>He thinks any of those are nice people

>>38964320
but being a tranny is literally a mental health issue?

>>38964304

Your German's pretty good, eh?

>>38964306
>T-This drama is all too much for me len-sama, I'll just talk to you on steam I hate this stuff..
>5 hours later still trying to start shit
Cancer like you needs to go desu

>>38964335

Nightwalk anon is still here for one

>>38964318
I don't think Meg still posts here unless we're thinking of different guys

>>38964335
>He hasn't accepted nymph-chan as the Lord and Saviour of /britfeel/

>>38964318
Don't even know those namefags. When i left we only had pakipoo and he was still in trouble for filming polish girls shitting.

>>38964347
What are you even talking about you mong?

>tilde starting drama again

hoo boy

Has anyone got a dashcam?

how should I answer supermarket questionnaires? Do they want soulless robots who follow routine or creative people? I have to tick boxes which is least like me and most like me and they're mostly regarding creativity or keeping to a strict routine

>>38964405
got a helmet cam but I never use it
been looking on gearbest for a decent one to catch whoever runs into me next

>>38964373
>I'm shit at my job
>Dude banana bread beer XD
waifufags are boring cunts for the most part. He's no exception

>>38964373
post your waifu lad.

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What is it like now lads?
Aesthetic or does it need another revision?

>>38964235
Whats up Tilde?

>>38964405
I've been looking to buy one for a while

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Fill in the template using the 6 colours, and I'll make it on my cube

>>38964406

I have no fucking idea, not really any why a supermarket would ask questions like that.

I really don't get the world.

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>>38964443
That is absolutely brilliant lad, you've done us all v proud

>>38964443
still terrible, not enough contrast, street light isn't in keeping with the image. needs to be a modern one.

>>38964406
They want you to be a robot in terms of never abandoning your post unduly and never asking people for help when it's not necessary/when it's at the cost of productivity BUT BUT BUT they NEVER want you to overstep your bounds and make executive decisions unless it's an emergency.

So basically when its a question about "Your job today is X but a colleague is asking you to do Y, what do you do?" the answer is always a small compromise of "I do X and ask my coworker if he still needs help when im done".

But when it comes to something like "A customer is being abusive and a queu is forming behind them" the answer is always "call a manager" rather than take things into your own hands.

T. career shitkicker.


Everyone of those ive ever seen anyway allow you to take it as many times as you want so you can just go through the process of elimination if you are a complete spacker.

>>38964443
>>38964489
>>38964496
Already smoothed out the light edges on the feelsguy and on the concrete so it doesn't just abruptly stop btw but I won't post it yet
Also noted, I'll see about it then although it could be tedious. How about one of them that sort of attaches to the wall?

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>falling in love with turkish muslim i met online

whyd she have to be so adorable lads

>>38964515
>Be britbong
>Fall in love with some subhuman
Not a surprise. But remember, Mediterranean girls are worser than stacies. Especially the muslim ones.

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>>38964507
this is the first question

I should answer B or D for most describes and A/C for least?

>>38964515
Show her the light lad. Can't have a future with a mussie without converting.

>>38964515
I'm falling in love with a non-English person too

Brexit lied to me.

>>38964563
>Be britbong
This is BRITfeel you dumb yank. Fuck off with your 60%.

>>38964565
what the fuck it's a supermarket job

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>>38964443
Aesthetic af lad. I'm so happy we have a new image after so long.
>>38964515
How do you even meet someone so different online?

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>>38964589
they're stupidly strict in their recruitment, I knew this already

>>38964587
>The britbong's mad
HAHAHAHA
So adorable.

>>38964443
Appreciate the work desu but it looks washed out if that makes sense? Like it still doesn't really look like nigh time, just faded

>>38964565
B most and C least

"I'm not autistic and i can talk to coworkers in order to get shit done but im not a chatty normie who doesn't get anything done."

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>>38964629
>I'm not autistic and i can talk to coworkers

>>38964628
I get you entirely, I'm just a brainlet tier guy in this case it seems :(

>>38964604
they can afford to be when the tories important 250,000 thousand low skilled workers every year

>>38964565

Where is the "I give no fucks" option?

>>38964343
Oh no that was another set of girls I was perving on, the only thing I said in German near them was shouting schizer with my younger cousin.

>>38964648
That picture is pretty much what work life is like.

>>38964648
It's ok Ebin I believe in you. Fake it til you make it

>saw a cat get run over on the road today

It was some old cunt driving 20mph, he would have probably missed the cat if he had been going faster.

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Why can't all traps/trannies look like this?

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>>38964708
Maybe the cat shouldn't have been on the road?

>>38964515
i fell in love with an iraqi muslim. she was also so adorable. i swear middle-eastern girls are the most beautiful in the world

>>38964732
But this old cunt didn't even stop or attempt to swerve, I went after him and revved my engine right up behind him.

>>38964719
>cant see face
>probably the best pic out of 100
come on lad

>>38964758
on a grainy as shit camera
with his body mostly covered up

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>>38964443
ok listen up punk.

this is what it should look like if done properly.
but since im lazy and aren't doing the whole thing this mock up will have to suffice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GKXaC4SrF8

Will be listening to this on a loop for the next hour

>>38964565
Only the last one describes me, I can't stand other people and don't like making things up.

I get my mum to go in and explain my autism diagnosis which means they can't knowingly discriminate against me.

Trannies would pass a lot better if they dressed like women rather than trannies

>>38964864
>I get my mum to go in and explain my autism diagnosis which means they can't knowingly discriminate against me.

hmm does this work or are you joking?