ITT we write in rhyme

File: 5513.jpg (6KB, 250x200px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 250x200px

Mummy Mummy, He spat on my tummy and said thats something about cummies

>>38962699
Thank you anon, my thread is alive
You've saved me from the dreaded archive

File: grunty poo.jpg (205KB, 868x960px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 868x960px

See the image I have posted
poo in loos well and truly roasted

>>38961839
Sgshwdhehebd eat ass

File: IMG_4114.jpg (86KB, 749x741px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 749x741px

>>38961839
Death to jeruselem

SIPPIN LEAN NEED A BREAK
SMOKING THAT DOPE TAKE IT RIGHT TO THE FACE DEXTERRRRRR

>>38961839
Fuck you piece of shit
Talk more and get hit
You little bitch
Die in a ditch
Just kidding man, let's be friends
So I can chop off both of your hands

Dying mother threads need to go
Just as much as roasties
Need to BTFO

This thread's quality is that of a rag
Proving that OP is a fucking fag

File: 6648_ac5f.jpg (64KB, 480x470px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 480x470px

I'm sorry my thread is so bad
I just wanted to make anons glad

>>38961839
Desu
Desu
Desu
immunity cat

>>38963605
Do not stop chasing your dearest dreams
We are not serious, these are just memes

File: 1499299150189.jpg (195KB, 1012x1300px) Image search: [Google]

195KB, 1012x1300px

To find work, thou must shake the hand
Only then will you find a trade with which ye shall be known with renown throughout the land

>>38961839
On r9k
An anon
Posted this day
He promised the death of your mother
To our dismay
In her bed she will die!
The anon cried.
But keep the reply in your head
Because anon,
In a few hours, you will be dead.

>>38961839
OP, that's quite appalling
alas, my mother is already dead.
I find it'd be more enticing
if it were a certain whore instead.
You see, there is one greater contrivance
(more particularly; a thot).
So please, OP; see to her demise.
See to it the bitch is shot.

>>38961839
dead in her bed
the toad had said

but never when
he'd neglect to append

death in one's sleep
is one that all seek

so rather I'd not
respond to this thread
for death in a bed
is the the death best got

>>38963872
>the the
ngmi

At first sight,
this thread seemed alright
but after reading for a while
I realised this thread's gone wild.

>>38961839
I hate the black race
Would like to have sex wth girls
TFWNO girl

Yo man reading's gay

>>38961839

You know they think they're great
With their boyfriend, cash and looks
They've got everything on a plate

>>38964144
The woman named Stacy has it all
She sates every pleasure and desire
Until the day that she hits the wall

Please give me bread,
For I know how to thread

Witness a bit of rhyme
From an anon giving this thread a try
Nigga nigga nigga that roastie is a dime
I'm a robot so I want to fuckin die

I never stone alone.
I'm just high on pie.
Saying a rhyme ain't a crime.
If I can say it to you, it must be true.

haha I'm becoming a neet
life is terrible
but yuri and anime is kinda neat
I fucking hate this thread
Anon go fucking outside
and shoot yourself

rabibbibibibibibibibi

>>38961839
This comnment is orgigiginald

I wish I wasn't a virgin,
it is quite The burden.

off, you might fuck

Why must you lie, you retarded twit? Expect me to care if my mother- oh, shit.

>>38961839
Id like to live a normal life
To have friends and never fight
Given the chance id fuck it up
Because im a super cuck

When I saw this thread and thought I was in /b/
Op made me fucking reeeeee!!!

motherfucker fu k uou gujfkfndkd KF