>Walking in the woods >See this Wat do?

>>38953445
chop the tree to let her go of her bindings. bring her to the police for being naked in inappropriate places

>>38953445
fuck her vigorously

>>38953445
fugg her in the ass

>>38953445
Keep going on

>>38953477
Just call the cops man. I wouldn't want to deal with freeing her at all. She might be a criminal or a twisted sex freak for all I know. Also if I bring her myself she might claim I raped her.

>>38953445
Walk back. It's probably a trap and there's a bunch of robbers nearby

>>38953445
Cut the rope, give her a blanket and contact the local authorities

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>>38953514
>Walk back. It's probably a trap and there's a bunch of robbers nearby
This.

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>>38953445
>Help her out of the restraints and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed while I sleep on the couch.
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's okay.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

>>38953551
>you will never be force-fed eggs by a strange man who kidnapped you

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>>38953445
Check the map, because I've obviously gone in a circle.

Take a photo, then go on /r9k/ and make a thread saying
>Walking in the woods
>See this
Wat do?

and attach the photo, calling it girl.jpg

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>>38953445
Lick her armpits, suck on her nipples, tickle her, pat and finger vagina just to see what it feels like, ask her if I can fuck her or if she wants to be my gf, she answers and says no ofcourse because which roastie in their right mind would fuck a robot and then blast her with ice-cold water from my squirting gun.When the cold water is out I'll fill it up again but with hot water and shoot at her again.

>>38953445
Take a pic now, mark the position and return every month and take a pic from the same position. It will make for a great time lapse gif of the tree growing to absorb the chains/skeleton.

Check my map, I'm clearly walking in circles

Yes I know it's a b pasta

>>38953632
Why do you carry a squirting gun?

Panic since whoever tied her up must be close by and clearly about to perform some sort of ritual.

Then I'd probably fumble around to untie her and then sprint back in the direction where I came from.

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>>38953992
To defend myself from angry roastie whores, what else? Also, my country doesn't allow me to own real guns or carry knives so with a squirting gun I can atleast shoot them in the eyes and run away autistically like Naruto and end up not getting killed or robbed.

Keep on walking. It's none of my business.

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>>38954056
libertarian-ism, folks!

360 degrees turn and walk away
Originally

Unhealthy my katakana and cut her head off

>>38953445
If you get mugged it likely isn't your fault.
If you find yourself tied up in the forest you probably did something to deserve it.

I'd look at her for a while and then continue my stroll. Maybe she can change my mind in the 10 seconds she has my attention.

I would say something like fuck the living shit out of her
but deep inside i know that i would just keep walking and try not to look at her

>>38953445
Leave her, the weak deserve their fate.

>>38955409
>360 degrees turn
>walk away
AUTISM AWARENESS MONTH ALREADY?

>>38953445
Place my head right between her legs and eat her out until she can't take anymore.

Wish she was 2D

Her feet must be dirty. I'd lick them clean.

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>>38953445
>>38953514
Yes, first secure the area/slay those bandits.
(Never go innawoods without guns, /k/ommando's creed.)

>Release the girl from her bonds, give her some water as I craddle her.
>"Oh thank you anon, you're my hero."
"Shut up baby I know it.'
>"Those bandits were going to kill me or wo-"
>Silence the weak creature with my hand
>Bush rustles ~30m out
>IWouldntWorryAboutIt.mov
"There's worse things in these woods than bandits, sweet cheeks."
>Take a drag from my cigar
>Dump another clip of bullets into my SKS
>"Anon, what wa-"
"Quiet broad, this cheeki is about to get breeki"
>One hand my SKS aimed at the bush, set the woman on her ass, back towards me
>Wounded-soldier drag her about 100m back
>okaynowwhat.mp4
>Think back to SERE school
>Start sticking leaves to her with wet mud
>She doesn't appear to enjoy this, but she's a submissive physiologically inferior being, so that's irrelevent
>Blowout soon stalker
>Outlandish screeching noise coupled with smell of rotten flesh.
>Pour 5 rounds in the general direction
>We ran out of time 20 minutes ago
>Throw the inferior creature now covered in mud and leaves over my shoulder
>Blast last 5 rounds blindly in what I thought was the general direction
>Getoutofherestalker.exe
>Book it out to the edge of the woods
>Busy city street
"You'll be fine from here, comrade. Here, take these."
>Give her a chopped up nagant and some russian MRE's from the 1970s.
>Salute here and somersault out of there.
>Get home
>Turn on the news.
>"Three people were killed and seven others were wounded in a fetish porn shoot gone horribly wrong at public forest trails in generic large city park. Suspect still at large."
>MFW

>>38956830
Ahhhh, /k/ never disappoints.

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>>38954051
Wait so you really do carry around a squirt gun? Post a pic pls.

>everyone still discussing the autistic thread prompt when some robot just said he carries a water gun for self defense.

>>38956510
hang around a bit more newanon

>>38953445
I let her loose

i'm not some freak who thinks all women are bad or something

>>38953445
Set her free, and escort her home.

>>38956830
Good shit, anon
Where did you go to SERE school/what branch? Were you aircrew or SF?

help her down, help her find her way back and continue my walk.

>>38958168
AF field support for PJ's. Most "physical" training was in some shitty part of Japan(so basically any part of Japan), there was some psychological bullshit at Hawaii.

I'd probably try to rape her but not be able to pull through.
Then I release her, give her my clothing and apologize.


>>38956830
>We ran out of time 20 minutes ago

Make her be my girlfriend until the bondage photographer returns

>>38953445
>see if anyone is near by
>Put on mask and gloves, draw out knife
>Cut panties
>Punch her gut
>see if I can prolapse her vagina or anus
>punch her face several times
>Fuck prolapsed holes
>punch her in the gut again
>Write slut on her stomach and face
Tbqh this is how all roasties should be dealt with

>"u need help?"
>"no?"
>"aight."

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>>38953445
i'd probably punch her in the stomach a couple times because why not, then i'd probably piss on her just for a little joke there, wouldn't rape her though because she's ugly and is most likely already dripping with cum

sit and watch

>>38953445
Help her out and she might be your gf in the future if you will talk to her. I don't think that raping is a good idea even if you had never had sex before bcs she might be helped by someone else and she might tell the police that she was raped by you anon

>>38953477
first bost pest bost

Ask her whats going on. She might be a masochist who wants to get fucked, but if she looks scared for real id just untie her.

give that rostie a good tickle for being a filthy whore

>>38953445
try to fuck her but it will be hard as she's probably taller.

>>38957977
its your first time on 4chan, isn't it my leddit nigger?

Run away because it's a trap (as in a trick), she has complete leverage over the branch and it's not even a thick one because how close the chains are from the top of the pic.

There's no scars or any other markings on her body so she wasn't tortured

Another thing is her underwear she obviously hasn't been there for long as she should have soiled them many times over.

I don't like her jaw line, hair line or cheek bones, if I scrolled down and saw a dick I wouldn't be surprised.

also what kind of idiot would use those kind of chains for binds? Do you even know how weak those are when used like that? Enough stress and they'll eventually break, you need to get high tensile chains 14mm or better, not this stuff that looks like it was made for some retard's pitbull.

>>38953445
Keep walking -- she's clearly waiting for her Chad to get back from fucking her best friend so she can make an honest man of him.

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>>38953445
ask her how to get to the creek.

>>38953445
Wonder why the fuck im in the woods and not in my mom basement smoking weed as im doing every single day.

>>38953445
its a goddamn trap, aint touching that bitch, somebody gonnna come up chain my ass right next to her fuck all that

I try and see if she understands me.
If she does, I ask her for directions out of the woods.

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>>38959379
what kind of spook are you?

grope her from behind of course

Shoot her in the head kek.

>>38953512
>Also if I bring her myself she might claim I raped her.
Honestly this. Just stay away. If you get involved, chances are you're getting in trouble yourself.

>>38953445
Untie her ask her if she needs to go to hospital or somewhere she feels safe try and help her

>>38953551
I too have seen that screencap.

Perform some of my raps to get her wet so that she will accept me as the dominant male before releasing her and returning to a life of hard-posing to avoid conflict, except now with gf.

>>38956830
Wrong board, /k/iddo. But you are forgiven. Someone please cap this.

>>38961685
You don't tell me what boards are right and wrong. I'm a Veteran of Foreign Boards, son.

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>>38961851
I said, you're forgiven, /k/ommando, for your contribution was of the highest quality. But do not test my patience, lest I REE at you

Turn 360 degrees and walk away from that shit

>>38961667
you come up with that on your own?

>>38953445
>signal her to be quiet whilst getting low to the ground
>spend the next several hours cautiously stalking around her
>wait for several more hours just to be safe and see what's what
>cut her down and carry her back to my vehicle when I'm absolutely certain that there's nobody around that's going to jump me
I would also actively try to speak to her and find out exactly how may abductors there were, what kind of condition they were in, if they were armed, etc.

Then she would thank me, not want to have a kind and loving relationship with me, and I would return to my miserable but actually pretty damn objectively nice life

>>38962015
oregano rapist!!!

>>38953445
I'd make a big pile of those crisp autumn leave and blissfully jump in. After I've had a few good leaf pile hops, I'd ask the girl if she'd want to join in.