>Anon, if you keep on masturbating, your pee-pee is going

I think I've read this hentai before

>>38953298
Yeah didn't it go like this?
>I'm doing nofap mom! I think the strokes you're hearing are those I do on the dead trap (which is your son/daughter) in my room.
>Want to try it out?
Incest necrophilia is best fetish

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>>38953284
>tfw no mommy gf to lock my peepee in a cage to keep me from playing with it too much

>that one episode where Lois walks in on Malcolm jerking off in the shower
>she yells at him for 20 minutes about how bad it is, but Malcolm complains about blue balls
>Lois sighs and sucks him off and swallows his cum to make his pain go away
Lois is a good mother

>typical german mom
but shes from malcom in the midle

>>38953363
Oh fuck I remember that episode

>>38953327
The one I read had the mom use her penis as an example for the poor lad.

>>38953328
as someone who had an exploratory medical camera shoved up his urethra at the age of 15 I can assure you catheters are the most painful thing in existence.

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>>38953284
I cut ties with my mom months ago. I don't care what the hag thinks.

>>38953440
When I was 18, I had a drug experience that ended up with the cops beating my ass and me hospitalized. I was in and out of consciousness, but luckily I was wide awake when they put the catheter in.

>>38953382
t. never grew up with a german mother

>>38953284
kek, telling unlovable virgins to stop masturbating is just going to make them suffer more

that's what I find funny in all this: if you don't have sex and can't get it, you're basically doomed to be addicted to masturbation, and do some harm to your libido and mental state.

>>38953498
look, im as german as sauerkraut and my mother not once in my life tried to keep me from fapping or looked at me like OPs pic.

>>38953584
Lucky you. Mine is that stereotypical cold, will-break-your-spine-over-her-knee type of German mother that looks at you like that 99% of the time. Oma, too.

>>38953498

My German mother in law is just as unbearable, but doesn't even give bjs like a decent human being.