Robot achievments thread >Tendies Defender Stop a little black

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>Tendies defender
I live in DC so I literally did that.
>Metal skin
Easy. I do this for basically all large natural disasters and terror attacks.
>Desperate Notoriety
Done that as well once, not proud of it.

Now to make my own...
>Thread Killer
Last to respond to more than five threads in a day.
>Ctrl-C
See a meme you made posted by another Anon
>IRL
Have some form of life outside 4chan (this one I basically don't have yet)

>Mommy I've posted it again!
Post the same thread 5 times in 48 h
>m'lady
Defend 10 Women(female/male) in online arguments without any profit
>prison gay
Start at vanilla porn and go down the rabbit hole to gay sex
>wew lad
Make a /pol/ post on any board except /pol/
>keep on groin
Gain >15 kg weight in one week

>Plastic Lover
Purchase an onahole or related masturbator
>Lonely Island
Go 3 months without receiving a single text message or call
>I must escape!
Make it three weeks without ejaculating once.

>He does it for free
Become a janitor

>anon's little man cave
Stay in your room for 2 weeks straight

>I still feel empty
Get 1000000 (You)s

>Rest is for the dead
Pull a 48h+ all nighter without naps or rest
>Are you feeling it Mr robot?
Drink enough caffeine to get jitters, nausea and tinnitus
>Whose line was it again?
Mess up your rehearsed dialogue at the register so bad the clerk and at least 2 other customers turn to stare at you
>Just one more
Start a game (at least 30min one) when you need to take a shit
>A nader, ugh!
Make it to the toilet after holding a shit for a long time
>Master of shadows
Do something unruly in public without getting caught (get a baby to cry with stank face in the line without alerting the normies)
>Another one (won't) bite the dust
Almost drop precious snack on the floor but catch it midair

>Anon we need to talk
Have your parents question your sexuality due to being single for so long
>Out of juice
Fap so much your penis physically hurts and you barely anything comes out
>Mom you don't understand!
Have your parents discover your bodypillow / figurines / That porn and try to explain yourself
>Caught red handed
Get caught masturbating to nasty porn
>Last man standing
Have all of your childhood friends fade you and be the only one left
>In the end
Almost manage to get a gf but blow it hard
>Not our son
Have your parents pretend to not know you in public
>The hidden dragon
Forget food somewhere in your room for so long it begins to rot
>They pulled me back in!
Fail a suicide attempt
>The gargoyle
Have someone in public visibly step back in fright when they turn to face you