Fembots, do you use household things as a dildo?
I'm a male anon, I once lubed up a hairbrush handle and shoved the whole thing up my ass.
>>38951809
Yes, sometimes I put my masculine LARPing penis in my ass. It takes a little bit of effort to get it all the way back there but it isn't impossible.
No, but I grind the edge of my desk like in my Chinese cartoon porn
>>38951809
Fembots don't exist, but once you buy a dedicated object for putting in your holes you won't go back to trying to find some random object that feels comfortable.
>>38951809
not since I got my actual dildo
but desu i never really used anything seriously, mostly just to fuck around and see what would fit
I rarely masturbate, but I am not some ultra christian, just dont have much libido. I sometimes will use a hairbrush and that's about it for household items.
>>38951827
Did the same with a 1.5 inch thick toilet brush handle up my ass when i was 12. I even snuck a big cucumber to see if i could fit it in. I bled.
A girl sent me a video of herself masturbating with a deodorant spray bottle once. If she didn't live with her parents, she would get a dildo though
>>38951809
microwaved carrot with a condom
warning: let it cool the fuck down before inserting it
it must almost NOT feel even warm, just body temperature.
>>38953711
oh also I'm a dude lol
>>38953711
>the thought of some dude sticking a hot carrot up his ass then ripping it out and screaming because it burns
>>38953755
yes, that happened.
>>38953755
Probably not as bad as sticking a chili pepper up his ass.
toothbrush holder travel tubes are perfect household dildos.
I use my dog when i get horny, which is often lol
Hairbrush handle once in a blue moon, I'm not hugely into penetration tbqh famalam.
E-toothbrush was a great vibrator substitute though.
Are niggers considered household items? I know they're property, but what if they just stay outside in the slave kennel?
If so, then yes.
>>38955795
The fuck? I'm not normally one to judge, but the fuck?
>>38951827
I found my older sister's vibrating dildo when I was 15, I rubbed it around on my ass crack with a little of her KY Jelly on it. It felt amazing but the lube must have really greased me up because I was pushing it against me and the whole thing just slipped inside my ass. It had a bulbous head so once it was in the rest of it was fine but I was so shocked I didn't know what to do. I ended up cumming within a minute and then I just pulled it out really easily.
>>38955795
Pics or videos?
>>38955037
Really? That's not very big.
Lost my virginity to a hairbrush. other than that, why use stuff around the house when you can order stuff on-line?
>>38958323
If size mattered, why would women ever finger themselves?
>>38957734
Ive got a couple of vids floating around that i know of. Look for a pitbull with shaved balls.
>>38959033
Do you not understand that when women finger themselves they're primarily manipulating their clitoris? They're not simulating being fucked.
>>38959087
>Dog owner's testicles bitten off by pitbull
I'm not sure what I expected from Google, but it wasn't that.
>>38957561
Feels good yo. Better than a dildo by far and my dog loves it
>>38959154
Sure, but not always. And what would be the purpose of shoving your fingers in there in the first place if it did nothing
>>38959176
Its definantly not that,
I dont thibk he can bite off whats not there.
>>38959154
I can cornfirm the best orgasm i ever had was from my friends 12 inch purple dildo.
Yes. Hairbrush. Did anal with it too.
I tried using a deodorant bottle once because it was bigger but the edges were too sharp.
>tfw nobody posted the corona webm yet
:(
>>38959154
Both honestly, but fingering doesn't feel like much unless I'm close to climax anyway. Then it's gud though.
>>38953247
what did you do next?
desu desu desu desu
>>38957612
such a sweet story