ITT: you've just been kidnapped what do

beg them to kill me and hide my body

Don't say anything and just start faping. Eventually they will let you go because they'll think you're retarded

>>38951032
Correction they'll know you're retarded.

>>38950965
what should I do? I've been kidnapped, I must be tied.

>>38950965
take a nap. doesnt much matter what they plan to do I'll feel more capable of dealing with it after some shuteye

>>38950965
Take it up the ass immediately

>>38950965
Offer my cock

>>38950965
This image has gotten me quite aroused :\

>>38950965
>Just woke up from being kidnapped
>Turn around to find a 8 inch black cock lodged in my ass
>Decide I best stay calm, if I yell or scream they could kill me
>Another black man enters through the door
>ohgod.wav
>Decide its time to attempt my escape
>Cant because im fucking autistic and I cant communicate to my body what to do
>Starve and die

Start singing until the kidnapper lets you go.

This actually happened once.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2608868/Kidnapped-boy-10-sings-gospel-song-THREE-HOURS-terrifying-car-ride-abductor-gets-fed-set-free.html

>>38950965
accept that I'll probably be forced into sex slavery or have my organs removed

>wake up and start browsing r9k for the daily gay thread to kill my morning wood
>open this thread cause its the gayest ive seen
>nothing too interesting but cum in 20 seconds anyways

Tell them that they are wasting their time because no one would pay for me