Times we failed hard, Comrades.

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> Be me
> 32 year old man child.
> Just finished a sweet Overwatch sesh.
> Finally back in masters.
> Feelsgoodman.jpg
> Need to take a break and refuel.
> Craving that sweet Taco Bell boxed lunch.
> Throw some clothes on and drive on over like a pro.
> Kick down the door like a fucking Overwatch Masters would.
> Quickly take a look around and survey the situation.
> Fat normies to the right; short line on the left.
> 'miring my pro peripheral vison.
> Get in the line and see female cashier.
> Rate 6/10. My confidence grows.
> Still have to rehearse what I am going to order in my head.
> Finally get up to the front of the line.
> "Hi, what can I get you?"
> Quickly look down to avoid eye contact.
> "Can I get the $5 chalua-loopa box?"
> The fuck did I just say 'chalua-loopa'?
> Confidence quickly wanes as I just went off script.
> Nervously check to the left and right to make sure no one heard me say 'chalula-loopa' box.
> "And what would you like to drink?"
> "Uh, Pepsi please."
> The drink of those in Masters, after all.
> "Sure. Total is $5.49. I will get your drink."
> "mmkay."
> Grab drink and receipt and sit down to wait for my food.
> See across the way a group of teenagers with pimples all over their faces. Ha, losers.
> Proceed to sip my drink and spill a bit all down my shirt.
> Teenagers witness it and proceed to laugh at me.
> Whatever. They're probably in low platinum anyhow.
> Hold the cup in front of me to hide the stain.
> My number is called. Time to get some of that sauce.
> Proceed to grab some of that Diablo sauce cause I know it is the best.
> Fumble and drop a few packets on the floor.
> niggletreflexes.swf
> 6/10 watches me bend over and get them. Probably the best view she had all day.
> Grab my box of tacos and decide to roll out.
> Get in the car, back up, and proceed to reverse over the curb.
> The fuck where did that curb come from?
> It's ok as I am buying a new car soon anyhow.
> Get home and load up Overwatch and promptly de-rank.

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