>*knocking* >open door >"Are you Anon? We have

>>38940338
>On what grounds?
>Let me see your badge and warrant
>Call my lawyer and ask him if this shit is legal

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Basically like this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3KPSyNxnL8

>>38940460
Why tho?

rerbuij

if you are in the USA, dont do illegal shit on the web, they will catch you and you will be fucked.

>>38940491
Outside of the US too, lad.

The worst thing I have is some questionable JAV, but nothing illegal, I'd be a little scared but purely because a bunch of authority figures have started making commands out of nowhere

>>38940519
No
the only good thing about shitholes are their poor web laws

"Uhhh, sure thing, dude. Go for it."

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Reminder that: if they don't find anything incriminating and get frustrated while searching, they'll plant shit.

reach for the fuse next to the door.
every drive is encrypted.

>>38940490
fbi already knows
They basically pay for the servers of this place.
moot did this because people posted tons of Cheese pizza on /b/
I doubt hiro break that deal.

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>>38940637
This one

My only worry is my damn phone. Encrypted, but it'll need to be shut down

I don't download shit anymore because I got my housemate a copyright claim.
After that my computer is cleaner than a virgin bride.
All legal, I even delete search history regularly and factory reset every few weeks.
The PC only has some pics of ponys and engineering hw.

>>38940338
Oh no, all my highly illegal piss porn, with adult women.

more concerned they'll get my weed bags

>>38940338
set off the doomsday device and wipe all life from this wretched planet

>>38940460
>he thinks that loli and trap porn will get him arrested


Gtfo kid

>Hope you can find the charger because otherwise it won't power on
>Can't play Cat Planet

Crud

>>38940338

Served you right for not storing your shit in a cloud using proxy/vpn while deleting the browsing history and all temporary files/DNS cashe, while at the same time password protect/encrypt said files.

>what are you hiding son?

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>>38940338
>police seize my hard drives
>find 30 hours worth of anime, several hundred pictures of cartoon frogs and the manuscript to my terrible science fiction novel

ask them if they're here about illegal software, if yes suicide if not let them take it and manage a few months without a PC and my phone

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>Open the front door
>Walk outside
>Close the door behind me, signaling that I am not voluntarily inviting them into my house
>Ask to see their warrant signed and dated by a judge
>No warrant = no way
>If warrant, okay, but they're gonna find a lot of tranny porn

>>38941359
>30 hours worth of anime
that's literally nothing

>>38941405
>a few months without a PC and my phone
>a few months
Anon, I...

>>38941451
that's how the cops work here, if they come looking for something on your pc even if it isn't there they can hold it for a few months if you're lucky

>>38941481
Not just a few months, anon.

>>38940338
>set off the pipe bombs under my chair
If they're gonna get me they're gonna have to scrape me off the god damn walls

Suicide, immediately. I'm not a pedophile or do anything illegal outside of pirating, I just couldn't deal with the shame of any other human being seeing the weird shit I masturbate to on the daily desu

I'd be depressed. If they had to steal all the pictures of my cat which recently died. I just want him back.

>>38941740
>Suicide, immediately
No you wouldn't, pussy.

>>38940338
>"Are you Anon? We have a search warrant for your eIectronic devices."
Why the fuck you ask who I am if you know who I am? Dumb fucking donut muncher

>>38940338
>I can speak the local native language you know, also go right ahead i have nothing to hide

>>38942025
"Should we take that as a yes?"

bump

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>>38940338
Search away last time I checked this isn't Russia and they can't arrest me for watching interracial porn . I also stay on mainstream sites .

>papers, please
>well, guess you are allowed to come in... uh, can you guys help me carry up that industrial magnet from the basement?
>run straight into the room and throw out the notebook through the window, try to hold up the police in my room until a family member can run away with it
>bluff and tell the police I will blow up the whole house if they come closer -> more time to think

I don't do illegal things, but the shame to know they will go through my own device would be unbearable.

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>find one sole image of pepe
>hate symbol
>get life in prison

Come on in boys, hope y'all like sissy hypno and shitty depression memes