I don't want to play video games and watch TV anymore. What

Party, bang stacies, and work out.

>>38939986
read a book dude

>>38939986
chad here
I text someone I want to fuck then chill and ask if they want to fuck

>>38940109
But reading books is about as useless as playing video games.

>>38939986
Fuck, shopping, collective sport, party, ridding muscle cars, fuck again, go naked to the beach, spend lot of cash, going to my yacht

The Virgin Hobbies
>watching TV and netflix
>vidya
>browsing the interwebz
>stalking high school crushes on facebook
>programming
>talking to internet friends
>walking around town
>going to the gym for cardio
>eating out alone
>reading books
>masturbating to furry porn
>autoerotic asphyxiation
>becoming an hero at 40

The Chad Life
>going out with the lads
>massive parties
>drugs, sex & rock'n'roll
>getting stalked by high school girls on tinder
>sex with a different girl every day
>football with the lads
>surfing and/or snowboarding
>going skydiving, wingsuiting and BASE jumps
>uploading youtube videos of him and the lads doing the above
>underwear modelling
>travelling all around the world
>taking selfies for his 10m followers on instagram
>gangbangs with the lads and their harems