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I really not doing anything with my life and I feel as if I'm eventually going to kill myself. I figured if I'm going to kill myself anyway, I might as well join the army or something. Maybe it could bring some excitement in my life instead of loathing and feeling sorry for myself. But then again, I don't really want to be picked on by soldier-Chads about how I act and how weak I am. I watched full metal jacket once and they really went in on that fat guy and he seemed pretty miserable. I know it's a movie but it seems like a realistic scenario. Are there any /armybots/ with any advice?
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>>38939921
You need to have legitimately no health problems whatsoever or else you don't even get to sign the contract.
Plus they'll reject you if you're on medicine for anything.
t. they laughed at me at the recruiting station
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There's no chance in hell they're gonna take you with that attitude.
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>>38939921
They aren't expecting mentally ill trannies anymore. Sry Op
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>>38940043
Damn, guess I'll just shoot up a mall then
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Not Op but I should probably get fit and pretend to be a happy well adjusted member of society right?
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>>38940063
I can't wait to see that fail too**!
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>>38940080
>>38939988
>>38940021
Op here, obviously I'm going to act normal. I have no health issues so I should be fine right?
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>>38940099
Kek, they have one of these for everything now.
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>>38939921
>Join the army because youre going to die anyway
Good Lord, people are really retarded
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>>38940571
ok soon-to-be-dead
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>>38939921
dont join the military. they need capable people not ass hats. thats why i didnt try to join.
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>>38940112
You wont make it past basic.... I can already tell you are a loser of a fantasizing about killing himself in the OP, so theres a 100% chance you dont have what ot takes to be in and youll crack under the stress and they'll kick you out.
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>>38939921
Going into the Australian army in a few months, right after I hit the gym and stop being a skelly.
15 pushups, 45 situps and 7.5 on beep test is too fucking hard, why dont they just put me in?
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>>38939921
We dont need any more retards like you in the army, go join the Walmart corps
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>>38940801
Alright I guess I'll just find something else I guess
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>>38939921
>Shadman AND phoneposter
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