i'll start
>be me
>be 3 years old
>shopping with mom at walmart
>see a blender
>tell her i want it
>she says no
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>i start screeching as i pull down my pants and thomas the tank engine underwear
>i put my hand underneath my asshole and proceed to take a giant shit in it
>throw it at mom like a fucking chimpanzee
GUESS YOU CAN SAY I WENT APESHIT BDUMTSS
>mom takes me home
>mfw we have that exact same blender already
>mfw placed in special ed classes with tards
YOUR TURN /r9k/
it's like you were destined to be on this board from the very beginning. the kind of person nothing can fix.
>>38937072
i hope your mom beat the dogshit out of you
>>38937072
>used to enjoy papercrafts and paper mache when i was 10
>used to make my own
>would make toilet paper men out of toilet water and toilet paper
>used to hide them behind the toilet pipes
>when one went mouldy id flush it away and hold a funeral for it with the other paper mache men around the bowl
>>38937072
So did you ever get the blender?
>>38937575
no because we already had it lmao
>>38937631
But you clearly wanted another. You should have gotten it.
>>38937684
well first of all i was 3 i didnt have any money and second of all i had no idea we already had the blender
>>38937313
That broke my heart anon, glad you gave him a proper death at least.
Respect
>>38937702
Your mom should have got that blender anyway. Clearly, she doesn't really love you.