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Lads what the fuck happened to Godwinson? He terminated his channel about a week ago without an explanation.

>>38933820
Shit OP image edition

>>38933834
Literally who? Looks like a typical uni fag harping on about THE TORIES on youtube

'Ave a wank, Professor!

>tfw laces are constantly coming undone
>forced to just tuck them into my shoes

i dont know what im doing wrong

>>38933853
He did an interview with Alexander Gordon Jahans and built up an impressive archive of Jahans information known as "Encylcopedia Jahanica"

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1st for waifus

>>38933838
>newfags
It's a nostalgic throwback mate

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>>38933871
I never learned to tie mine properly. My mum just gave up after awhile and let me do it my own retarded way.

I'm never gonna work again
NEETy feet have got no reason
Though it's easy to shitpost
At least you're not a wagie

>>38933820
Why are recruitment agencies so fucking useless lads?
>Be me want to get an apprenticeship
>Submit application
>Application is successful
>Recruitment agency tells me that they'll call me tomorrow
>They don't
>Call them myself the next day
>They're busy tell me to call again an hour later
>Call again
>They're on their lunch break at 2pm call again in 30 minutes
>Call again
>Finally talk to the woman managing the vacancy
>She tells me that I'll have an interview sometime next week
>She says that she'll e-mail me the details
>She doesn't

What is the fucking point lads, this is the first reply I have ever gotten from an application. I have sent out over 50 of them. Im done with this fucking shit.

>>38933880
Yeah I remember it, but at least mention in the thread title so you don't look like a bumbling eejit

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>>38933888
That's a lovely song anon

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Afternoon Britfeel!
How are we all feeling?
Good I hope.
I woke up at ~1 and only just got up haha.
I might see if I can go to the barbers today as a cut is a little overdue (although I don't feel like taking the bus to my regular barbers so I'm conflicted)

Any plans for today or the week?
Post waifus.

Post tunes lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcOmQzW6tQE

>>38933893
>have to go into town to register details
>literally just scanning two documents
>don't get the job
>apply for another role
>they want you to go and register again

Fuck off

>>38933905
>How are we all feeling?

like shit. it took me 6 hours to get to sleep and i have only had 4 hours sleep. feel like i am going to have a mental break down soon

>>38933893
>forgets the firm handshake
You deserved that, chump

>>38933905
>How are we all feeling?
still drowsy. Need a shave.

>>38933910
https://youtu.be/_QyYaPWasos

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>>38933923
I understand this feel.
I actually started doing workouts at night to try and get my body into an exhausted state and get to sleep.
Is this reoccurring too or just a one off?
>>38933941
Same and same I think.
I haven't really been paying facial hair much attention recently as I've not gone out much haha.
>>38933880
Didn't realise you beat me to posting the 'fus
qt waifu as always tho lad 8/8

a black person just threatened to hit me because I said black people cant be born with blonde hair

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>>38933820
I am in full support of this message!

>no decent tv shows today
Ergh!

>>38933958
its reoccurring. i have been suffering with it for the last few months. sometimes i will have periods of good sleep but usually i have an awful night every few days. im going to CBT because of it and they have hardly helped, they just told me stuff i am already aware. the only thing that has slightly helped is the head space app. i cant get into a good sleeping pattern because my sleep gets fucked every few nights like that happened last night. going to have to drop out of uni and try fixing it and then doing something else. this has completely ruined my life for the time being.

Has a guy with long hair ever NOT looked like an absolute faggot?

Everytime I see a "handsome" guy with long hair, I just think about how much of a queer cunt he looks.

I can't be the only oine?

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>>38933885
awwww.
I keep talking to you in these threads but never asked about your life. Tell me about youself, tv lad?
>>38933905
posted

>>38933820
How can my refractory period have gone to about 12+hours, what the fuck?

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>>38933991
Time to watch a new show then. You heard of Twin Peaks?

>>38934035
Ugly guy with long hair here. I know I look like a faggot but it's my comfort blanket

>>38934039
>choker
Stacey slut confirmed

I'm starting to realise that becoming a NEET for 3 years after finishing secondary school might not have been the most sensible idea.

>>38934035
reeeee fuck off, barbers violate my personal space too much reeeee

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>>38934035
aye it can be done

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>>38934035
This dude doesn't look like a queer.

>>38934068
Buy a pair of scissors you colossal faggot

>>38934039
>30
>NEET for 2 years
>diagnosed BPD
>had sex with American cousin
>used to be a drug dealer
that's basically it

@38934064
add using a trip to that list of ideas

>>38934068

Calm down shellfish.

>>38934041
Low t
Get yourself checked out mate

>>38934077
hair you cut yourself looks even worse
>>38934080
be gone norman

>>38934035
some guys incredibly good looking guy can pull it off but usually pretty much everyone looks better with short hair. I think you have to either be an absolute Hench with a beard or be a literal 9/10 to pull it off. if you're a Hench it makes you look like a barbarian beast and 9/10 look good with pretty much any hair style

the worst are metal heads/goths that grow their hair long in an attempt to fit into their culture and they just end up looking retarded.

>>38934090
>be gone norman

Hush lad, you can stay but behave. No autistic screeching if you please.

>>38934046
Yea, I have. I'm not a fan though. It's not my kind of TV show.

Need to find a new one, and I've seen all the highly rated shows

>>38934054
>not knowing that sophie was a shy robot before the dabids got hold of her
>>38934078
aw, that's sad. was your cousin qt?

>>38934069
he would look a lot better with short hair

>>38934106
fuck off this is where autists belong, go to facebook if you want to converse with non losers

>>38934110
>was your cousin qt?
Short, cute fat, pretty face, lots of tattoos. So depends if you find that qt

>>38934004
I understand completely, although I don't reckon I've the severity of your case as when I'm asleep I can normally get ~8/9 hours.
I don't know, just keep on with trying to improve your sleep and the schedule.
I don't think you should drop out of uni though lad, personally - it could be a real waste and you might actually regret it but you know your situation and I'm sure you'll make it informed.
Goodluck anon.
>>38934039
Best 3D waifu 2bh

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>>38934111
Arguably true

>>38934137
i dont really want to drop out but i literally cant do the work and cope with the stress of this insomnia. im afraid i will have a mental breakdown if i have to put up with the stress of uni and my sleep problems. thank you for the kind words. i will keep trying to sort this problems out, i pray i can sort it soon because i cant cope anymore.

>>38934110
Yea a lot of women are 'shy robots' until they become teenagers and get pounded by chad's dick. Including your precious Sophie!

>>38934121

This is Naomansville man, but molluscs are welcome as long as they don't sperg out.

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Posting waifu because I feel like it.
also asking again, has anyone ITT tried a KFC Dirty Louisiana? Would you recommend?

>>38933958
>>38933905
That's alright, I didn't specifically call for waifus! How are the workouts going? I've been less of a lazy cunt lately, about to head off to the gym again today though I still get nervous for some reason

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>>38934167
I understand. Best of luck anon I hope you can get this sorted, at the very least for your sanity alone haha.
I'm sure you can do it

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>>38934174
shh it's k bb chad is dead now

>>38934109
Hmm that's a shame. It's my favourite show
I'm trying to think of more obscure shows but nothing comes to mind. What shows would you say are your favourite?

>>38934144
most women think long hair on guys looks unattractive . the only girls into it are metal head/goth girls and they will probably still fancy you if you have short hair and look good

>>38934187
>KFC Dirty Louisiana
sounds like a gross sex thing

>>38934198
>bringing a sword to a gunfight
Rookie mistake, Chad. Good job on taking care of him

>>38934215
I know right, I am curious though. Admittedly the art will make it look better than it actually does when served to you, it does seem like it might be worth a try.
The name is what is holding me off.

>>38934190
It's going alright, I added in another exercise so my back is getting hit again which adds more to the pile of exhaustion but its well worth it imo.
How about you?

Also, there's no need to be nervous lad haha, if you're worried about what others might think there's no need to considering you're all there for the same reason - to improve your health and there's no shame in that no matter what point of that you're at :)
>>38934187
Cute waifu lad, I've never personally had it but a friend said "It's not all that great after the first bite, but it's quite nice afterwards" so I guess that's a sort of recommendation?

Any other lads often sit with their legs crossed? One over the other, not yoga style.

>>38934238
I do both, it depends although I usually just put one foot onto my shin/just above the foot to rest

>>38934238
Nah it puts too much pressure on my balls. Sometimes I'll have one leg over the other forming 90 degrees if that makes sense

>>38934084
Won't working out help t production?

>>38934238
yeah, its my main way of sitting. if think it is very comfy.

>>38934224
>Cute waifu lad,
Thank you.
>I've never personally had it but a friend said "It's not all that great after the first bite, but it's quite nice afterwards" so I guess that's a sort of recommendation?
Sounds worth at least giving a try then. Cheers.

>>38934224
That's good lad, you need a balanced workout.
Kanye's:
>I hit the gym, all chest no legs
is not a good way to go

I'm still slowly getting back into it, my program that should be 6 days a week is only 3 at the moment, but I'm building it back up. I've been going on and off for 3 years now, I feel comfortable in the gym especially now when it's really quiet, it's leaving the house that gets me nervous for some reason. Just need to stop overthinking and go

>>38934281
I'm not sure what the science is but I have heard that. Here's a link I found
http://www.webmd.com/men/features/exercise-and-testosterone#1

It's probably best to go to your GP and tell him your symptoms, he might even prescribe you T!

where is that little faggot ebin? i want to have a word with him

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Cant stop wanking Iads

>>38934375
hate that feel
you need a big black cock up your arse

>>38934078
Thanks for the info. Adding all this to your file.

>>38934375
You need to get a grip mate
GET RID OF THE PORN JEW NOW

>>38934386
he does doesent he lad. we should double team him. you do him up the bum and i will put my willy in his mouth

>Dreamed about buying two reduced baguettes from a bakery and a qt girl giving me a pound to buy them with

>>38933128
shit because of chink domination and it gets more redditification every year, I'll watch liquid v secret and EG v empire later

>>38934238
I sit with my legs crossed all the time, sometimes I sit with them up on the chair when I'm at home like L from death note

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>>38934421
>like L from death note
You are reddit incarnate

>>38934467
t. spammed the thread with dog webms from reddit all morning

I couldn't think of a better way to describe it

>>38934421
>qt girl

Classic overcompensating for your faggotry

>>38934467
>everything is reddit
hate this meme desu

>>38934485
Ebin no one likes you, everyone knows you're just jealous of Pubes. I hope Pubes posts his starterpack in this thread so you will cry over how shit your life is, and now epic Pubes is.

How long does it take for JSA to start robot senpai?

>>38934500
That's what Ebin does, I was just pointing out his hypocrisy

>on hold with jobcenter waiting for someone to answer my call

they're in for a rude awakening when they answer and hear my chinese cartoons. this is the price they pay for 50 minute hold times

>>38934510
You do know that >>38934500 is ebin anonfagging right?

here is my plan to stay in shape
>1 month of eating whatever I want/can afford
>3 months of crash dieting
>repeat ad infinitum
solid?

>>38934510
Watch it mate you'll make the blog

>>38934519
How about just eating healthy all the time like everyone else?

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>>38934421

The official list of ebins top 5 enemies


1. Nietzsche
2. Steve Huffman
3. His wall
4. Len
5. Saku

His brother is an honorable mention

>>38934246
Interesting pose.
>>38934263
I do the 90 degree one too. I'm worried about ruining my balls by crossing my legs. Left one aches a bit.
>>38934289
I default to it. I'm thinking of taking up a more assertive sit though.
>>38934421
I looked that up, I do the same thing on my PC chair. Or rest my feet on the wall next to me but that gives me pins and needles.
Interesting subject lads.

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>>38934518
>ebin anonfagging
I'm not ebin

>>38934532
>How about just eating healthy all the time like everyone else?

Nobody except professional athletes does this

>>38934545
they'll never believe you, they're paranoid that every anon who resembles me in anyway is me

>>38934508
Get a job you lazy parasite

>>38934519
Have you tried the Butterfield diet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgwJfbeCeU

>>38934467
>>38934502
the fuck has been going on while i've been off and on for the last few months?

I quit a while ago when reddit went down for a day and we suddenly got flooded by scumbags. I thought they'd be gone by now but they made a home here. Fucking filth.

>>38934568
tell me if i need to make any correction to your top 5 enemies list. thank you.

>>38934517
Is there anything worse than this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxH4-aoTlTw

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>>38934575
(you) (you) (you) (you) (you) (you)
happy now?

>>38934598
>not capitalised
absolutely not, fucking pleb

>>38934575
Its just lenlad and his orbiters

>>38934552
t. fatty in denial
It's not about cutting all the crap and living on fucking veggie smoothies, it's about limiting yourself. Personally I allow myself a pack of muffins and a bar of chocolate(small) a week, all the rest is healthy. No need to starve yourself, no need to binge either

>>38934580
too tired to make amends, it looks ok

honorable mentions to my school "peers" who probably don't remember I exist

>go out to the shops
>bunch of seagulls start autistically squawking loud as fuck
>all start to swoop down at me, try to punch one as it flies by but miss
>stop when i go around the street corner
>keep walking and a worm falls from the sky onto my face

why are birds such cunts

>>38934537
Didn't even know who Steve Huffman was. Kek'd
I would put his wall at the top of the list if we're talking about the level of threat they post

>>38934614
>its just Ebin and Tilde

Fixed that for accuracy

>>38934620
its about calorie in take you fanny

you could live on maccies and not be fat. obviously you would be very unhealthy though

Ebin and Tilde are red-

>>38931191
>>38931138
>>38930904

ah

>>38934614
And there it Is, thread ruined

>>38934629
stop doing the virgin walk and they will leave you alone. They can sense it

>>38934638
Yea if we're talking about strict weight loss. I think people should have a balance of both eating healthily and eating less

>>38934629
HAHA WORM FACE
also
>calls seagulls autistic
>tries to punch one

>>38934652
Not if you just ignore his clear, delusional faggotry

>>38934598
No because I remain uninformed, faggot.

>>38934614
Why are tripfags tolerated now?

>>38934620
>check me out with my healthy relationship to food
did you forget where you are?

>>38934629
>getting bullied by a fucking bird

Do you need a cat to protect you?

>>38934647
>he gets triggered by cute animals
What a sad little man you are

>>38934664
should i have bent over for them instead, you fucking beta?

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>>38934294
No problem lad, give us feedback after you've had it haha
>>38934295
Aye, I've been hitting all the muscles but I'm starting to double up on them now so my body is back into growth and ache mode
Sounds great though, I've just been doing it 2-4 times a week, not too disciplined but slowly changing and it's helping me get better.
I understand though haha, I don't really go out much at all these days.
Goodluck either way and keep on it! The results are worth it if nothing else desu.

>>38934664
Seagulls are the niggers of the sky. They deserve punching at the very least

>>38934671
Just trying to help out anons. The retard's plan was to have 1 month of eating whatever shit he wants and then 3 months of crash dieting

My point was you don't need to cut out the crap or starve yourself, just limit yourself and have some self control

>>38934683
calm down worm face, you're the one being bullied by animals not me

>>38934710
>just limit yourself and have some self control
it's not like you can just turn that on is it?
or there wouldn't be an obesity epidemic

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>>38934537
>3. His wall
can't make this up familio

>>38934676
its the fact they're reposted from reddit

>>38930904
https://www.reddit.com/r/rarepuppers/comments/6rp9mv/ok_ok_ok_stahp_tee_hee_ok_ok_now_more/

I shall be moving my trip now because of autistic screeching though

>>38934722
Yea it's difficult when you've been raised by obese parents who spoiled you. That's why everyone with a BMI over 35 should be round up and shot

i find ebin to be a fascinating character, he's like one of those tragic clowns from opera

The Ebin Cycle

>shits up thread without trip
>"I'm sick of being impersonated, so trip is on"
>shits up thread with trip
>"I'll be removing the trip now"
>Go back to the beginning

>>38934748
I did the hard part, I lost the weight
now it's just trying to make it through the rest of my life without overeating ever again

I'm munching on a bag of apricots right now
I'm not enjoying them, but there are worse things to be munching on

>>38934748
>/r9k/ losers of all people are in support of eugenics

>>38934750
He really is a crying clown desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0PMq4XGtZ4

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gondolas are the best
post your fav and return to a comfy thread faggots

Daily reminder that Ebin is a closet homosexual

>Swallows his own cum
>Masturbates to old men having sex with twinks
>Masturbates to solo male masturbation videos
>Calls women disgusting multiple times on his blog
>Flirts with men online all day every day under the guise of being ironic

>>38934750
he is like a baddie from a Dostoevsky novel

>>38934764
I'm not a loser though, I'm a chad trying to help out the losers here. Besides, morbidly obese people are the lowest of the low

>>38934771
You forgot the classic case of a closet homosexual

>makes hundreds of posts describing in very explicit detail why homosexuals are disgusting

That and he fell in love with a man, and continues to deny it

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>>38934771
Nothing gay about swallowing your own cum lad. The other stuff I can't defend, that's pretty gay

>>38933905
not too bad, got rained off today, spent most of the morning drinking tea in the van with the rain pouring

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>>38933820
surprise surprise 99

>>38934784
Sure thing lad, and I'm the pope

>tfw the cricket ends on day four and you lose an entire day of comfy tv

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>>38934766
I agree, there's something really comfy about a lonely gondola. Here's mine

>>38934765
translation
>Whom will fix my mouldy waaall?
>My wall is mouldy....
>The spores hurt my luuuuungs!

>>38934806
Stop diddling little kids Francis

what happened to Tilde? is he still around these days, I haven't seen his trip in a few days

>>38934821
might just be working more or something

>>38933991
Avatarfags are just as bad as tripfags

>>38934792
>makes hundreds of posts describing in very explicit detail why homosexuals are disgusting
That's why this video is so funny:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf0Lv3egcMc
>I've done the research

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>>38934766
I don't have a single favourite, I've many and I've not catalogued them all yet either so they're sat around unused :(
>>38934794
Paid to drink tea in a van whilst getting comfy rain feels?
Sign me up lad :)

>>38934821
>what happened to Tilde?
He was here last night I think

Big rains lads haha

>>38934863
>comfy posts
>comradeship
>not much cult of personality surrounding them
on the contrary, they are the lifeblood of this thread

>>38934187
went to KFC yesterday just to try one of those, but like with every promotional meal, they didn't have the ingredients.

>>38934881
>gotta ride to work on freshly tarmacked roads with only the front brake working and only on one half of the wheel
hope I get killed, that would solve quite a few of my problems

>spending all day organizing my files and naming everything
>over 500 to go through
It's a fun life eh lads?

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Fancy some buttons, but cba to wash hair just for that

>>38934911
Sounds more fun than my day! Keep it up!

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>>38934757
>gets caught with another trip on
>ha ha it was a joke ha ha

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>>38934951
Thanks desu, I'm a bit autistic about filing things, like all my songs need to be capitalized and all the info needs to be consistent and stuff. I kind of enjoy it

What are you doing with your day?

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>told nofap is the key to not being degenerate
>day 4 of nofap
>can't stop thinking about wanting a huge buff guy to fuck me
What the fuck lads

>>38934947
Is it raining out? No one can tell if you've been rained on.

>>38934974
That's nice of you to ask

I'm doing literally nothing but posting on here and watching shitty random youtube videos

saw a 200k numberplate on a shitty 300 toyota
not sure what's going on there

>>38934977
nofap was never designed to be a cure for homosexuality

>>38934793
I don't mind calling a tranny 'she' if they actually look like a girl, but calling that thing a woman just feels ridiculous

>>38934977
and now you see why da joos are behind it

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What have you done to improve yourself physically and intellectually today?

>>38935076
walked to sains and then cleaned my room. Then I deteriorated my mental state by coming back on britfeel and seeing ebin samefag and anonymong while crying on his trip.

>>38935076

Nuttin', why?

>>38934064
try 12. then becoming a wagie. v fun

>>38935076
I worked out yesterday. Resting today.

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Good afternoon 'nonymongs

>>38935076
Did a short workout with dumbbells because it's better than leaving my room.

>>38935157
back from wage slaving early pubes? did you do a good job for mr sheklestein today?

>>38934977
>>told nofap is the key to not being degenerate
This is the dumbest meme to come out of 4chan. Nofap will do the exact opposite. You'll be so horny you'd be turned on by the most demented stuff

>>38935076
nothing at all lad

>>38935200
That's why noporn is the way forward, not nofap

Nofap = Spunky sheets.

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>>38935185
>implying I'm a filthy wagie

>>38935200
>This is the dumbest meme to come out of 4chan
Nofap never came from 4chan. It's from reddit.

>>38935213
I still find myself imagining degenerate shit in my head without porn though

>>38935242
But you said you're not wanking either? Have a wank to some vanilla fantasy and it will set you straight

>>38935211
How goes Dota, ebin?

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Well well well

How has everyone been coping on my blog today?

>>38935157
hello lord. could you please post your starter pack. i need some motivation

>>38935255
I'm not him, I'm just giving my thoughts on the "noporn" matter because I've been trying to do it to cut down my degeneracy

I actually hate this new guy more than our usual tripfags. Worst gimmick I've ever seen.

>>38935224
almost had one again tonight, think i've entered a second puberty at 24 or something, I never had them before.

I woke up thought just before it has happened, was on the edge

>>38935264
it doesn't

>>38935268
Pretty good Pubes thanks for asking, it's nice for at least one trip to be nice in britfeel, False triplord Ebin has been shitting up the thread again m'lord. Could you post us your starterpack again please?

>>38935275
Who even is he? How does any new personality expect to be remembered when we have ebin/tilde/len and their orbiters battling all day.

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>>38935270
Of course, my dear anonymong.

>>38935295
Got driven out of /britpol/ of all places. He doesnt understand the countless hours posters like Ebin have put into making themselves a part of this place.

>>38935291
Please refer to this post my esteemed anonymong. >>38935306

>>38935317
>Got driven out of /britpol/ of all places.
Nice. With that loser mentality he should be gone in a week or two when people stop giving curious (yous)

Think it's fair to say the person bitching about this tripfag the most is mouldy-locks because it takes away from his popularity

Pathetic

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>>38935076

I disposed of the more harmful items in the kitchen as a first step in conquering my rather troublesome sugar addiction.

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>>38935317
>Got driven out of /britpol/
>anonymong education

I still post there you wee bawbag.

>>38935337
nice projection, I actually like his posts

>>38935334
Oh yeah he also keeps trying to get his phrases over and it's just sad.

>>38935337
M8 are you acutally calling someone shitting on a trip pathetic while you get ready to shitpost about ebin all day agian?

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How about we stop whinging like wee poofs about based triplords and let's talk about something more substantive shall we?

>>38935353
Please learn what projection is

I don't trip, therefore I can't project

Educate yourself, reddit-normie

right. that is it lads. looks like we have a civil war going on. there can only be one trip lord. pic your side. Are you with pubes or ebin?

>>38934693
>Seagulls are the niggers of the sky
Hearty kek, and also truth

Might be able to fap to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO9KR-8y1gI

>>38934888
Oh, that doesn't bode well. Still I might luck out. I hope you get to try one eventually, sooner than later.

>>38935368
>reddit normie
>uses reddit spacing

>>38935373
>Are you with pubes or ebin?
I guess ebin.

>>38935368

Try and be a tad less mollusc lad.

>>38935396
>has a username
>has a blog
>gets upset when someone takes attention away
>has a tranny boyfriend

Literally /reddit/ in person form

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>>38935373
I am not at war with ebin. I am simply defending my blog from sweaty anonymongs.

>>38935412
projecting again lad

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>>38935418
im sorry to tell you pubes but the trip lords are simply puppets of the anonymongs. we have a parliament here and we decide when, why, and who we go to war with.

I'm done, tripfags turned this thread from shit to fucking shit, anyone who replies to them needs gassed, bye

>>38935425
refute literally anything he said, we'll wait

>>38935447
Same lad. But I'll probably pop back in later tonight in hopefully more comfy hours.

>>38935447
It's remarkably similar to the old days of /sp/

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>>38935444
>anonymong fantasies

Well you gave me a chuckle.
*ruffles hair*
Now run away off and play with the rest of the anonymongs.

>received a letter from the job centre telling me I missed an appointment (purposefully missed it) on friday that was from 2 weeks ago
>still haven't phoned them to make a new appointment

i just dont know lads, i dont even care anymore

think something is wrong with me haha

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>>38935076
Does working out at 1am count as today?
Otherwise not much other than cleaning up and clearing stuff out which worked up a little sweat because it's boiling where I live.

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>>38935461
I'll see you then

>parents forcing me to go on holiday with them
Is this normal for a 20 year old?

>tfw don't have to feel shame and turn the telly over when news stories about exams come on this year because I actually did something with my life for once.

Also, which one of you killed that old bloke in Norfolk?

>>38935560
why cant you just say no
unless they drug and drag you onto the plane nobody can force you to do anything

>>38935573
He might be living with them which can cause a number of complications

>>38935573

Some of the contributors on here are actual spakkers.

>>38935573
I see you've never had to deal with extreme guilt tripping.

>>38935592
I'm studying a degree at the most I'm mildly autistic.

>>38935157
ey up pubes

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>>38935626
What have I said about anonymongs calling me that?

Sometimes when I'm eating dinner on my own I eat it with my fingers and pretend I'm a savage from the post apocalypse.

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The anonymongs need me, I ain't around, they bones ache
Detox, rehab, cold sweats, watch them shake
I'm not that genie in a bottle, I'm in a post
Take one hit and slide off to the Land of Preusse man
When we first met, I thought you'd never doubt me
Now you tryin to leave me, you never live without me
/r9k/ I'm missing you, come and see me soon
Turn your PC on, put that link into that url bar
Now glue your eyes to the screen, take it all in, relapse
I'm back bitch, don't ever try that again
All the shit I did for you, I made you feel good
We have a love thing, you treatin this like its just a fling
What we have is more sacred than a vow or a ring
You broke my heart you dirty bitch, I won't forget what you did
Listen I don't give a damn if the guestposters are posing
But we have a bond that is not to be broken

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There is no holding me back. im not driven by fear, just driven by anger and your under attack

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Greetings from me holibobs lads

How to tell if you're working class lads.

>Go to waitrose delivery
>Type your post code

if you get "sorry we don't serve you" You're working class.

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>>38933820
whites just cant hit do it right edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

How do I break up with a girl I have professed my love for numerous times to basically everyone in both our lives, promised to marry and discussed at length the rest of our lives including children?

I'm in a bit of a bind lads. If I just cut it off right now I would look like shit, but I just don't see us having a future any more. Everything I said was genuine when I said it but things have changed.

Also, she's incredibly anxious and stressed out right now, so I'll look like even more of an dick. But she's submitting her Master's dissertation and starting a PhD in September and has said to me that she thinks it will wear her down so much she might spend night after night just crying into her pillow. I can't spend three years pretending to love her while she needs me as a rock to avoid suicide. What do?

>>38935775
>Welcome, enter your details to get started.

looks like I'm not working class

when I get paid I'm gonna paint the town fucking red

don't like being skint, reminds me of my college days, eating digestive biscuits and freddos

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>>38935775
>on bennies
>waitrose still deliver to me

>>38935775
They serve me yet I'm in a definite working class area full of chavs on bennies.

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>there are actual poorfags itt

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9 DAYS TO GO!
>9 DAYS TO GO!
9 DAYS TO GO!
>9 DAYS TO GO!
9 DAYS TO GO!
>9 DAYS TO GO!

How are you all feeling? Nervous? Excited? Couldn't care less?

Plans for after your A-levels? Apprenticeship, uni, or exalted NEEThood? Tell us what you're doing and where you're going!

Scottish students got their results today, hope you got the results you wanted!

Remember, on A-level results day you can get some free chicken from Nando's! https://www.thesun.co.uk/money/4188680/free-nandos-chicken-for-students-getting-their-a-level-results-but-theres-a-catch/

>>38935775
I live in a shithole London Council Estate ghetto that frequently sees crimes and at LEAST a couple of stabbings every 6-12 months
They deliver to me.

>shopping at waitrose

hello millionaire

I shop exclusively at Iceland, Farmfoods and the local paki shop

>>38935321
something wrong, pubes?

>>38935831
Nothing wrong with being rich or poor. But when entitled nouveau riche douchebags with no taste and room-temperature IQs post pics on instagram of them snorting coke in champagne rooms of LA nightclubs or in a gaudy sportscar wearing shit-tier tryhard namebrand clothes and hundred thousand pound watches that look like gemstone vomit... THAT'S when there's a problem. Those people need to be fucking ovened.

>>38935342
Ignore him m'lord it's just Ebin anonfagging

>>38935788
What's changed between you two?

>>38935849
I only shop at tesco and the corner shop for odds and ends

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>>38935833
I'm extremely nervous and I think I've failed.
I would like to go to uni as that seems to be one of the main paths to get into my field, I've looked around and the majority of Software Dev. businesses want commercial experience which I simply can't match *even though these jobs are supposedly entry level
I've seen others have the same issue on here and elsewhere and the prospect scares me.

I'm currently trying to beef up my portfolio anyway, for both Universities to maybe look at in clearing (if they allow me the option) or otherwise I think it's my best bet on trying to get an apprenticeship or into work.

How about you friend?

>>38935875
I find her insufferable. She's whiny, needy, overreacts to the most inane things you can imagine, messy, no sense of agency and constantly tries to guilt trip me into doing things.
Nothing like she used to be. She used to be sweet and easy going; now I barely recognise her as the same person.

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>>38935871
I see, thank you for bringing this to my attention.

>>38935833
want A level children to leave

>>38935792
>college
yanks out

>inb4 'i-i-i'm s-s-cottish!'
That excuse has been used dozens of times, there's no way there are that many scots in /britfeel/

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Why is the official UK subreddit so left wing?

I feel embarrassed that foreigners will go to that sub and see people honestly discussing the benefits of communism and think that's what we're all like.

>>38935833
I reckon I got U's apart from the BTEC I did, which I enjoyed. Couldn't care less to be honest, already got an apprenticeship.

>>38935897
Key here is communication my friend, don't just cut it out without thinking because trust me you end up regretting it.
GL lad you need it

>>38935923
>using reddit for anything apart from porn

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>Letting agent tells me that they're inspecting my property AGAIN
>"It's only been 3 months since the last one"
>"Well we try to do them every 3 months"
>"That's a lie last year I had one for the entire year"
>"As I said we TRY".

Why the fuck do they keep invading my privacy like this?

>>38935923
reddit in general is a lefty proggy liberal shitfest
not surprising that the UK subreddit is full of lefty proggy shitters

Lads, would you ever racemix with a filthy eastern european immigrant?

Pissing it down.

>tfw will never lay out naked in the rain

>>38935981
The eastern Europeans are the only acceptable ones desu

>>38935981
yeah, they look really qt. Ukrainian gf when?

>>38935969
because you're a suspicious robot loser?

>>38935512
I know this feel. I just keep reapplying for ESA when I get thrown off for not doing those health assessments.

>>38936007
But I have a normal job and everything don't bully me.

>>38935981
>he thinks slavs arent white
/pol/ has to be stopped

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>back ache again
fuck i hate being tall lads

>>38936035
It's a leftycuck false flagging. Nobody actually believes this

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>>38936004
When you get off your lazy backside and get ripped.

>>38935981

Yes, i have a thing, i mean a strong "thing" for Eastern European accents

>>38936093
What's the point?. White women prefer black men

>>38935981
I'm a race-mix of Austro-Hungarian-Croatian-Brit

>Blonde hair, Blue eyes, 6"0

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>>38934800
Milk Cat 145

>>38935888
Lot of lads wanting to get into software development it seems. I very much hope you get the results you want. What sort of projects are you doing for your portfolio?

>>38935917
Get outta here granddad

>>38935934
Nice lad, what was your BTEC in? What's your apprenticeship?

>>38935981
Slavs are white you mongaloid

You're more likely to produce Aryan looking children with a Polish woman due to the past Germanic influence they've had.

>>38936136
Stop watching BBC.

>>38936000
>>38936004
>>38936035
>>38936129
>>38936148
I just wanted to know if it was approved, acceptable behaviour, lads.

I mean, it's not like it's going to happen or anything. Ever.

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>>38936168
filtering this lads

>>38934187
I tried the Dirty Louisiana the other day, w/o gherkins
Personally I found it quite dank, would definitely recommend it if you're slewed too
Try it before they rid of it in like 5 days

>>38936168
Got my BTEC in Engineering, and I got a apprenticeship in construction as a materials testing apprentice. Seems like a good gig.
Thanks for the Nando's like, all I need is some friends to go with. What did you do your A-levels in?

>>38936168
It's illegal for anyone under 18 to be on this website anon.

Most of the lads here are 24+ to 30 and we like to keep it that way.

>>38936185

Of course it is lad.

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Sink the merchant fleets.

>>38936199
Sounds worth trying then. No one has said anything bad about it, I'll give it a go. Thanks for the recommend.

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>>38936204
People who have finishd their A-levels are over 18 you moron.
The only thing I want out of britfeel is tripfags apart from Pubes.
simple as.

>>38936168
I'm currently making a game, I mostly finished building the site although I might tear it down and redo it desu which is very annoying.
>>38936204
To finish A levels you need to be over 18 anyway unless you're the oddity child born August 20th or something haha.
Not mentioning retakes desu

>>38936225
t.pubes the prick

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>>38933905
i still have no waifu lads, i don't think i ever will. i'm so fucking lonely :(

>>38936225
>he takes off his trip to defend himself
sad

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>>38936225
makes me feel uncomfortable knowing they were literal pre-pubescent children during 2012

also they were completely underage spackers during the 2014 world cup and ebola memes onward, that feels like totally recent cancer yet they were 15 during it

>>38936046
Post hands lad

>>38936255
Waifuism is just another stepping stone down the path of eternal loneliness

>>38936192
how do you filter it? it is depressing me too

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>>38936225
>>38936241
Will you both stop calling me that you wee bawbags

>>38936265
>Imply I, I mean Pubes uses the word tripfag or Pubes since I don't I mean he doesn't like that name.

>>38936277

Okay Pubes.

>>38936268
Ebin want to make an upbeat post for a change you miserable sod?

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>>38936287
Fucking square go you wee spastic

I fucking hate tripfags.

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>>38936255
I understand friend, together we are lonely and thus we are not lonely It counts alright lad don't dispute it

hate being scottish

wish I was born in the south of england in some paki slum

>>38936268
I feel more uncomfortable knowing a reddit cuck who fucks trannies tripfags in britfeel, then shits it up by anonposting.
Gays in denial are ruining britfeel.

>>38936303

Aye, dead on Pubes, ya fanny.

Back to basics lads.

What's the thing you hate the most about living in the UK?

Have you ever considered moving away?

>>38936312

all may turn to Allah my brother.

>>38936269
what do my hands have to do with being tall anon?

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>>38936304
apart from Lord Pubes
Pic related is Ebin because he fucks trannies

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How's the pound coin hunt coming lads?

I'm at 25/45. I'm bloody getting there I am.

>>38936328
>Have you ever considered moving away?

Yup,

Next year or early 2019, I will be gone.

>>38936273
>>38936309
thanks lads, i understand now
we're all lonely together. it makes it better i think

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>>38936321
Mon then ya wee ned, I'd fucking kill ye 300 times.

>>38936345
Where you going lad?
I'm moving to Japan in October

>>38936328
Yes.
See above.

>>38936352

Yer pure shite, Pubes.

gave my cat some rice pudding, lads

>>38936361
>Where you going lad?

France mon ami.

>>38936367
DO NOT FEED CATS

>>38936328
The weather. Changes in air pressure fucks with my knees and wrists.

>>38936332
I just really like big hands and you're a good candidate lad.

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>2 chocolate fingers = 101kcal
>I eat at least 4 in one bite
Could live off these, which would probably not be that long

>>38936378
Tokyo for a office job.


Ahh that's cool anon, what are you doing there?

>>38936192
Ebin is SEETHING that there are people younger than him actually getting qualifications instead of slowly moulding into a lifeless husk

>>38936401

Nothing really, I suppose you could call it retirement.

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>>38936288
nothing to be upbeat about, the country is in a depressing state with little hope of a bright future a bit like my life, these underage optimistic mongs who haven't realized how grim it is yet are just depressing

>>38936314
>>38936335
I don't, she flirts with anons too

>>38936406
I reckon Ebin will become an ancient myth one day. Thousands of years from now the future generations will tell tales of a man so sedentary that he moulded into a green fuzzy statue.

dude, ebin. lmao.

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>tokyo for an office job

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>>38936365
>t. Buttblased anonymong

I'd fucking knock seven shades of shite into ye wee man

>>38936410
>I don't, she flirts with anons too
We know, ebin. We also know that it gets you off

>>38936436

Ye would no, I'm a pure dead brilliant digger, me.

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>>38936459
I masturbated to uncensored JAV yesterday it was a jap girl getting BLACKED