I made an even better pledge for you manly masochists out there. What are you waiting for?
1. I am lucky to even be alive, so I will constantly look for ways to express my gratitude and never complain about anything.
2. Anything bad that happens to me is my responsibility and my responsibility only.
3. I will do my best to conform to societal expectations. I was born into society and therefore defined by my worth to society.
4. I will share this pledge with everyone I can. I realize that the only real value of opinionated Internet pledges is the publicity they gather.
>that pic
fucking lmao I swear all Americans care about is 'hard work'
I don't want to be a slave, I don't know why you do.
>>38933469
>you'll never get kicked out by your parents at 18, because "tough love"
>you'll never pull yourself by the bootstraps and work two min wage jobs while working on your mech eng. degree.
>you'll never marry a cute white woman with a black child from her previous relationship, but non the less step up to the plate because you're a manly man
>You'll never incessantly be praising your boss to total strangers despite him working 5h a week and the only interaction you have with him is being yelled at for not working fast enough.
>You'll never vote republican just so those shabbo goys can take away the last benefits of being middle class away.
Fuck guys I just wanna be a good manly masochist, is that really to much to ask for?
>ywn be a wagecuck and happy about it
why oh why did i have to read that book about socialism
>>38933469
What a moron. Nobody got better job position by thinking this cuckold
only 1,2 and 6 make sense. All others are bullshit.