Were you ever friends with Chad?
Nope. I never had friends. I was a novelty. Seeing as i was the only satanist at school when i was in an environment to actually make friends.
>>38932164
Styx? That you?
>>38932164
>satanist
lol, no wonder. you follow a meme religion
>>38932138
Yes, I had a legion of chads
>>38932171
No. I am not sure who that is.
>>38932190
Cool. Thanks for notifying me.
I was the Chad
Idk but have you heard of the Jews?
>work with a 6'4" chad
>always nice to me, coaching me, telling me about his adventures
>run into him on my last day at that job as i'm leaving
>say to him, this is my last shift
>doesn't say anything, just immediately leans in for a bro hug
Fuck man. That's first time I've had a hug from anyone other than my mum for years. It felt surreal.
>>38932138
Macron isn't a Chad. Sarkozy was a Chad. Hollande was without a doubt the most robotic president we had.
>>38932138
I was, then things got heated and we have to unfriend each other or else it's going to be fistfight everytime we meet.
>>38932252
I know this feel. It is a good feel indeed.
>only friend irl is a 6'3 chad who happens to like the things I do
>know this fucker for more than half my life
>his mom drops dead suddenly out of nowhere
>i'm driving him to the hospital where they're about to pull the plug on her
>he's crying the whole way, never seen this guy cry about anything and he's bawling and squashed against the seat, just sort of limp while he's sobbing and saying he's sorry for crying
>tell him it's ok to have emotions
>am stronk even though i look like a huge pussy
>reach over and lift him upright on the seat, looks scared like i'm about to hit him or something
>lean in and hug him(by the way I'd pulled over by this point.)
>just hold this invincible chad motherfucker while he cries on my shoulder
>cry like a bitch too because his mom was always good to me and treated me like family whenever I was there
>stay like this for what seemed like at least ten minutes
>was probably only a few seconds
>wipes his nose and eyes, says 'thank you'
>first physical contact i'd had with a person, including my parents, in at least fifteen years
The whole thing felt like just one long dream.
>>38932260
manlets aren't Chads
>>38932389
Of course they are. Just like lanklets are khv robots.
>>38932138
Yes.
I was once one of them... well, a skater Chad at least.
I'm on a rugby team
>>38932138
Macron
>manlet
>can only get a cougar 20 years his senior
>literally raises another man's kids
>chad
Holy shit how retarded are you
>>38934343
>still elected president
>pulls necessary reforms knowing everyone's against them yet they're what's needed
>shakes hands with trump and doesn't shun him like the rest of the world
Fucker's chaddier than most of us
>>38932138
I know one up at my university. The most stereotypical dudebro chad you can imagine, energetic and outgoing. He's only a year above me, but when I came in as a freshman he singled me out and sort of took me under his wing, he's been more or less my senpai and the reason I've succeeded so far.
>>38932138
I used to have a lot chad "friends" in middle school because I was the clown of the school, they were laughing with me
>>38934312
whats up keith
>>38932164
Styx why you on r9k, just say you want to hold a contest for your love and you can have anyone you want
Yeah I met a nice chad in group therapy who was there for Anger Issues and Drugs while I was there for stereotypical robot reasons. I think he said he had some form of minor ADHD cause he basically acted like a funny sperg half the time despite constantly going to parties, getting chicks, and whatever.
>>38932138
Two of my best friends are Chads. I'm an android.
>>38932164
LaVeyan, or..?