>Press the button and nuclear war occurs in 24 hours.

>>38928233
No definitely not

Because I live in a city which would probably be taken out pretty quickly

>>38928242
You have 24 hours until the nukes drop. Are you wheelchair bound or something?

>>38928252
>You have 24 hours until the nukes drop. Are you wheelchair bound or something?
still no actually

what the fuck is the point? Just to kill a ton of people?

Not even just a bunch of random people either, nuclear war would almost definitely be between Russia and the United States, and both countries would go for centers of learning and national labs and shit. Some of the most intelligent people on this planet would die and put our planet decades back

>>38928233
>24 hours
But i need a nuclear war NOW

>>38928233
Yes. Burn it all. Let me die.

>>38928323

I want everyone to look at this post. This is the current state of /r9k/.

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>>38928233
yes, life is just too hard now

>>38928233
No nuclear war isnt comfy

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I'd push the button with my erect penis. Nothing gets me harder than billions of normies dying in a nuclear holocaust

>>38928323
>>38928390
boo normies get out

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>>38928233
I'd smash that button in a split second but only if I get to watch all the normies burn before I'm consumed by nuclear fire

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>>38928233
After buying a bunker, some food, and iodine pills yeah.

>>38928440
why delay the inevitable when you can just go out with a bang?

>>38928233
Idk maybe there's HOPE in genetic engineering, neuroscience(cure autism), hell, even full brain transplants so uggos can get Chad's body. But who knows.

>>38928233
I'd have to see a strategic map first and have evidence that it wouldn't just result in my immediate death or something

Also, am I in charge of the strike locations? I want to be able to choose what to blow up.

>>38928233
Press it then tell everyone i know and 'care' for i did it

I finally win, fuck everyone

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>>38928476
This would be the map where the bombs fall

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>>38928461
I want to rebuild the world with other lucky survivors.

How about I live on my own island and all the nukes just hit me.
I'd press that button.

>>38928233
fuck yeah why not

I would super glue a dildo to that button, and fuck my ass with it, setting it off repeatedly. Symphorophilla is a really disease lads.