What's your excuse for not having the chadcut yet?
>>38927996
I don't have a head
>tfw headlet
>>38927996
Christ, what an awful, faggy haircut. Absolute fucking AIDS.
im fucking bald.
>>38927996
if thats what that is, my excuse is that it looks stupid
Because it doesn't look good on me, and I look MORE like a faggot than usual. It's a faggot haircut in my opinion.
>>38928050
Much worse in the front.
>>38928071
This all day long, wish I looked as kakkoii as the guy in the pic though.
>>38928097
>>38928050
>>38927996
Is it 2015? That cut has been out of style you plebs. Get with the times grandpa
>>38928203
Well I don't keep up with popular hairstyles among men, frankly I don't care to get the same haircut as every other male my age.
>>38927996
If I get a chadcut, I'll end up looking like a meteosexual nu-male, like the rest of the short, fat, low-test beta wannabes.
>>38927996
Legitimately looks like shit
Why would I ever get a haircut when I can just have long hair and not give a shit?
>>38927996
that guy looks like he reeks of axe body spray
whats a stylish cut these days?
>>38928397
because you can buzz it down to nothing and it feels amazing
no drying after shower, no rearranging it when you wake up in the morning
i've had both and no hair is better
>>38927996
because it's a fucking trendy shitty haircut and you will end up looking like every other generic men with no personality. My hair is big messy and kinda shit, but is better then fucking chadcut
>>38927996
I'm fucking balding
>>38927996
I'm fine with just getting it cut short desu my dude
>>38928421
just cut off all of your hair, that's what I do because I don't care anymore
usually cut it like pic related with my clippers at home.
>>38928438
>no drying after shower, no rearranging it when you wake up in the morning
This implies a level of care that I do not posses.
>>38928508
Yea I WISH I had his type of hair
I'm like 1A or something in that baldness chart so I'll just look like a 40 year old
I have eczema on my scalp so I can't cut my hair short anymore or people will see a bunch of red bumps all over.
Heard you can't get rid of it either. So I haven't cut my hair in over 2 years.
>>38928508
My pearly white scalp glows through my thin unruly hair like a lamp. It's not like i give a fuck, but it looks like shit.
>>38928508
If i cut my hair like that, will it improve my jawline?
>>38928593
or make it so much worse. roll the dice, anon
>>38928593
unless you have hair covering your jaw I don't think so
>>38927996
too much work to style it in the morning.
fuck that shit
>>38927996
Alopecia Areata Universalis (AU)
Not a single hair on my body, none.
Parents made me wear a wig when i was a kid, Mom even drew eyebrows on me with a makeup pencil.
When I was 10, I refused to do that shit anymore.
Have to wear a sweatband when I run, sweat goes right into my eyes.
Try to use it to get laid, tell girls I have terminal cancer.
Hasn't worked, I used to be fat, didn't look to sick, now I run and restrict calories, fast 3 days a week, going to get that cancer look, then get laid.
>>38928931
you could be a porn actor
>>38927996
I have thick hair that won't bald.
>>38928593
If you have a beard and trim it well. If you already have two chins then no, it won't no matter what, but if you just got some padding there, should be fine.