25+

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>had wavy THICC hair during my teenage years
>now at 25 it's so thin i actually think that i'm going bald

i-i don't have a nice skull shape for the bald look, also i have dumbo ears.

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>25 years old
>feel like I'm way, way older than that

Just joined the club. What do I get?
>trying not to cry as your loving family sings, oblivious to how sad you are inside

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>29 in a week
>don't want to do anything else tonight
>played a shitload of one of my favorite games on event and temporarily burned myself out
>feeling tfw no wife extra hard because of birthday next week

>26
>gonna graduate college around 33 if I'm lucky

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>>38925205
You're Already ahead of 80% of your classmates from high school you graduated with. A lot of my classmates ended up doing shitty jobs like retail and food service or all the hot stacies just put a ring on from Chad and look like they're 40. Just do you and don't look at anyone else, when you drive a car you look ahead not behind, remember that when you're feeling discouraged. What are you studying?

>>38925343
3rd year med student, I started late...

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>>38925703
>a success normie

>>38925712
Success? Let's talk about how I'm likely to be forced to live with my parents studying full time without a job until my mid 30ies.

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>>38924990
>27
>one of the nurses at my work was shocked to learn my age
>mfw everyone at my work thought I was closer to 40
>have massive amount of gray hair and am balding

I just want to give a shotgun a blowjob. I've met people in their late 30s who actually looked younger than me.

27
everything is looking like it will be not terrible

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>26
>$241k left in student loans
>mfw

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>27 and no job
>failed trucking school
>reached out to a old HS friend
>he has a job,gf,plenty of friends
>stopped calling him due to embarrassment of my situation
>too ashamed to go to family gatherings
>too ashamed to be seen or spoken too
>lifting doesn't cure shit
>feel trapped

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>25
>brother died in the war
>I'm such a failure I live with rents
>try to take care of my niece and sister-in-law
>miss my bro so much
>be at any gathering
>'oh this must be [sister in law]'s husband?
Motherfucker not only am I alone that's my poor dead bro's wife.
I hate this feel boys.

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anyone here feel like they missed out and are trying to recapture the shit you never had a chance to experience?

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should i stop drinking in bed alone every night? its like the literal only thing i look forward to anymore. idk. i'm 26 now, need to find a real job because what i've been doing freelancing isn't cutting it anymore, or rather i'm too depressed to grind hard enough to make it. when i go to the office (my own office) to work i just lay on the couch for hours and fantasize about getting drunk. which i then go do. might work an hour or two every other day. i don't know. i feel like i should move somewhere and start over but i'm pretty much out of dough now. i'd probably just do the same shit though.

>>38926163
Why don't you just marry her?
Seems like it would solve all of your problems.

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>>38926050
>he still believes that money is MEANT to be repaid

Oh goy...........poor, unsuspecting loyal goy.

>>38926355
If something makes you happy, then keep doing it. Otherwise, if you think something else would make you happier, then go do that. Pretty simple.

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>26
>haven't had sex in 2 years
>go to out of town meeting for job
>cute 28 yr old girl at meeting too
>we talk and go to eat together and stuff
>over the course of 2 days go from pen fighting during meeting to her constantly grabbing and rubbing parts of my body and rubbing her butt on my crotch
>on the drive home realize what was going on

Why do I have to be so dense? I've sent her a couple of messages since then but no reply. When we were leaving all she said was see you at the next meeting. It's been a week and I can't get her out of my head.

>>38926399
Thats how they would have done it in the old days. Take your dead sibling's spouse, keep it in the family

I can't fucking take it anymore. My utter boredom and frustration with my job is going to get me fired. I've really stopped giving a shit, and it is becoming apparent.

how can a 30 year old change his lifestyle so they could have a heart attack or brain aneurysm and just die? any other suggestions?

smoking cigs can be nice even though i cough a lot

can strainibg hard for periods everyday cause an aneurysm

>when you kind of want a friend but you're too broken to be a good friend back so you learn to adapt to isolation yet can never really get rid of the empty feeling

>>38926462
i think, well, maybe i don't think this, but i HOPE something else would make me happier, i just don't know what yet...

>28
>work 3PM to 11PM with long ass commute (work in NYC live way out in burbs and take train)
>work Tuesday->Saturday

Even if I wanted to have a social life, I just can't due to my job. There's really no hope. I don't know what I am even doing on this planet. Am I just going to work until I die alone? I don't even want to spend the money I make, because why would I want to go on vacation by myself

I'll never attract a woman and why should I? I'm a terrible human being and don't deserve one. But if this is the case, why do I even bother with this careercuck thing?

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Just lost a lot on crypto and I'm starting to realize that I'll be wagecucking until I die, and it only makes me want to die faster. I fail at everything I do and I have nothing going for me.

>>38926777
Are you me? Idk either anon, but at least 11pm isn't that late in NYC so you can try. You got the trips of truth

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>26 years old neet
>Wondering all day why this girl is isnt texting me back while drinking vodka
>play Overwatch drunk
>5pm.Hear about a Zapdos Raid in Pokemon Go
>go on my bike
>I catch the Zapdos feel like my biggest accomplishment
>come back home drink some more Vodka and play Overwatch
> I am drunk atm blasting music
>just kill me now

>>38927281
>Are you me? Idk either anon, but at least 11pm isn't that late in NYC so you can try. You got the trips of truth

I already get home at 12:45 AM. I live way out on the island

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>32
>Live as a hermit up a goddamn mountain
>Coasting on savings from selling my old house
>Get beer/weed money by doing odd jobs because like 80% of the people in this town are rich retirees
>Haven't come on the 'chans in a few years
>Honestly impressed because you robots seem less pathetic on the whole than when I left

>>38927376
eh it doesn't sound so bad anon cheer up. i should of taken a bike ride today.

I'm turning 23, but already feel tired of life

This might not be the place to ask, but what should I do? I got my bachelor's degree but still can't find a job 3 months later. Every day just bleeds into the next

>tfw starting to avoid 25+ threads because they make me more self conscious and depressed
And yet here I am

>>38927601
Have you considered a PhD? The pay is shit, but the work is interesting and it lets you live like a college student and put off real life for another five years or so.

>>38927281
did you buy high sell low? what was it, come on tell me.

>>38926163
Doesn't the government/military put the widow on a lifelong payments plan?

>>38927409
Still sounds like you have time to sleep in if you don't start until the afternoon. At least give it a shot on Saturday and take the drunk train back.

>>38927659
Basically. First my ANS never turned into NEO in my wallet so that's missing. So I FOMO bought more NEO, then accidentally set my stop-loss too high so it sold before it went to $20. All my ants are gone with no gains

>>38927863
Weird, did you contact Bittrex? also how much did you lose? If that makes you feel better, I've lost almost 2 bitcoin in a pump and dump once. I was fucking devastated.

>>38926087

ignore the situation of your peers and keep lifting. baby steps

also race war soon then ww3 so get rdy

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>in 25 years I'll be 50

>>38927981
Yeah, waiting to hear back. Couple of hundo, am a poorfag and my portfolio is barely worth 1 btc. So a little is still a lot for me and the loss of potential gains only makes it worse.

>>38928063
You'll make it back in no time senpai. hope everything works out for you bro.

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>coworker thought i was 18

Turned 27 in July
still in uni
school starts in a couple weeks
For a long time now this has been my "get shit together" year. Dunno why, I've just always looked forward to 27.
Jordan Peterson has inspired me to seek counseling again, I tried it once before but didn't stick with it for more than a couple sessions.
This is the god-only-knows-how-many-timeth I've resolved to drastically change my life since age 12. Thus far nothing's stuck.
I'm so tired of going through the cycle only to wind right back up where I started.

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>>38923952

>be me
>30yr
>comfy low paying job
>insurance
>gettin fit
>roasties mirin
>reject them or ignore them

feels good. get a low pay, high comfy job and just ride the tiger

pay as little tax as possible as to avoid the government using that money to support single mothers and googles

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>26 kv neet on bux
>im the hardest of the hardest of robots. i grew up here, been on 4ch regularly since '05, on r9k before it was deleted, etc
>ive decided i want to try at life again, decide my best way forward is to normie-max and look-max
>get obsessed with looks and lookism in general. ive been browsing lookism a lot
> currently focusing on my diet and normie/social maxxing, and i have a facial skin care routine and im trying to save my hair with ru58841 fuck finasteride
>i plan on look maxxing then maybe moving to japan with a friend

hmmm.... honestly as long as i dont feel super depressed all the time i think i can survive, even "make it". i dont know, as long as i dont feel depressed i guess im doing alright. probably soon once i look better ill try some kind of online dating or socializing with females. ive never really tried, but lookism has strongly instpired me to try. looks are everything you guys

>>38928383
don't advocate for a solution until you see results from the work you put in.
From what I've read here you're not going to take rejection well. The supremest of supreme gentlemen fell for the looks meme hard and look where he ended up.

>>38928224

That guy's jawline always cracks me up

>>38925151
>one of my favorite games
Which game, anon?

>>38928383

looks are for women

build genuine value into yourself if youre a man

>>38925887
Then dye it, and get a flattering haircut from a BARBER, not a hairdresser.

There's no shame in cheating.

>>38923952
>29
>no gf
>also hate getting up for my job i feel so good on the days that i don't work, jobs are destroyers of life. why couldn't they just make it so you could work less.
>don't see me ever getting a gf in my whole life or having sex.
>every time a girl sees me in public or i talk to one at my house cause its one of my families friends they just completely shut off when they see or talk to me.
>the best things i have is the internet and pc games and my friends on the internet and games.

>>38926015
Glad to hear it. What's going well for you buddy?

>>38926087
>stopped calling him due to embarrassment of my situation
Call him again, because I can guarantee he doesn't care. If you're good company, that's all he will want.
>too ashamed to go to family gatherings
You know, those people might be able to help you. It's always who you know, not what you know.

>>38926263
Can you elaborate on this feel a bit? Exactly what sort of things do you feel you missed out on, and how are you recapturing it?

Life is fukkin awesome bros could always be better though. Made 5k the last few days in crypto. Have some rich hot older chick in canada who wants my sperm to have a baby srs. Trained muay thai tonight for an hour with my best friend and only got 4 hours of sleep last night. My only gripe right now is my shitty night job and I'm not sure how I feel about having a kid and not being in its life.

Dear diary

To think a year ago I had 20 bucks in my bank account and was sleeping on the floor in my uncles house. Just gotta push through and work hard brehs.

>>38926355
You need a real job, because you lack the discipline to be your own boss. A real mr shekelsten will keep you from turning up pissed.

>28
>can't stop ironically listening to turn down for what with an expressionless look on my face

>>38928383
Similar story to you except I'm 27 but lookism made me realize just how ugly I truly am and how theres no hope at fixing it without thousands of dollars to hand over to Dr. Yaremchuk.

>>38926554
Where do you work? I feel the same way about my job. I'm hiding in the server room ala the "anon gets a sysadmin job" screencaps of yore, and shitposting. I have a mountain of work I'm supposed to be doing, but I instead want to look at fat women, jack off and lurk in the /sec/ thread on /g/

>>38926570
If you're that sad just run headlong into a moving truck

>>38927601
What is your degree in.

If you can't find a job make a job. I ran a small business while no one was employing me. It didn't make me any money, but it made me experience I could put on my resume since it was a registered business employers could find using google.

>>38928224
what kinda job is that?

>>38927615
I love them because it makes me very angry seeing 19 year olds on 4chan complaining about life and regrets.

Motherfuckers come back to me in 10 years and you'll know what regrets are.

This is like a safe space for me.

No one told me insecurities get worse with age. i thought I'd grow and mature out of them but now its even worse. All of these roads are closed off to me even at 26, and as I age I'll have less and less options for what I want to do with my life and less time to do them in.

>>38928218
27 was the deadline I set myself when I was in high school to have "made it", in every stereotypical nigger music sense.

I'm nowhere close to being like that, but I'm happy. Mostly because I'm MUCH better off financially, socially, physically, mentally and career wise than I was in high school. And that's probably all I really wanted, was a radical change from where I was.

If you can look at yourself at 27 and think your life IN SOME WAY is doffeeenr than it was at 12, then you've achieved it.

>>38928555
Did you even fucking look at his picture? It literally explains why looks are important you complete spastic

>>38928832
>All of these roads are closed off to me even at 26
Nothing is closed off to you

>>38928864
Hahahaha NEETS on suicide watch. 28 uear olds who live at home with no license posting on 4chan all day.

>>38925782
Being a doctor beats all other useless jobs that your peers are already doing.

How can anyone in advertising or marketing have any self respect?

If you can pull this off then mad props to you. And good luck.

>>38928832
>No one told me insecurities get worse with age.
For me they got better with age. I'm 31 and couldn't give less of a fuck.
>as I age I'll have less and less options for what I want to do with my life and less time to do them in
This part's true. Realizing your own mortality will get ya shook

>>38927461
i think it varies with the hour but yeah /r9k/'s either been infested with normies or generally pulled up its socks.

anywho, i'm 25 and i really need to save fucktons of money because i'm not doing this rat race shit for a second longer than i have to.

>>38926050

R u fellow med school bro?

I'm pretty much around that. Not too many ways to convince anyone to lend you that much except medical school. Fuck I hate residency so far and it's only 1 and 1/4 month in...

>>38927281
How the fuck do you lose money in a crypto bull market? How much did u lose? What coins?