>shave my asshole with an old rusty razor yesterday
>immediately feel pain and see bumps covering my buttskin
>have trouble sitting all day today
>underwear feels damp
>feel like my ass is going to be covered in blood but don't want to check
wipe it down with rubbing alcohol and then some peroxide
prepare for the sting
>>38923812
>wipe it with rubbing alcohol
Its probably sweat. I think crotch hair is meant to absorb the excess sweat and stop your skin rubbing together so much.
When you shave it off it gets really damp and easily irritated. Put some baby powder down there.
>>38923726
The first few times I shaved my ass and pubes it bled like a motherfucker. Just don't panic and disinfect it. Let it heal and clean it up in about a week. Always use shaving cream and keep a block of alum or a styling pencil around to stop bleeding quickly.
>>38923880
>disinfection wounds? what do you take me for, some kind of fool?!?