ITT: We try to guess each other (not very known) languages. That

>>38920225
I'm bored so shameless selfbump

:DDD

>>38920225
Faggot you think we can't recognize french?

>>38920308
not french you moron

>>38920225
>french
Too fucking easy you retard. Even niggers can tell french.

>>38920225

>I hate niggers
Jeg hader negere
>OP is a faggot
OP er en bosse
>your post is gay
Dit opslag er homo

guessing French

>i should spend less time on r9k

Watashi wa R9k no toki wa mo sukoshi de chisanakunatanai wa neko chan nyaan ichigo keiki sugoi ne

>>38920377
NOT FRENCH, YOU ARE WORSE THAN NIGGER TIER

>>38920382
Dutch?

>>38920225
Portuguese

>We are going to the grocery store now
No faer me aat krambua
>I need love and nutrition to keep me alice
Eg tarv kjaerleik og naering for aa helde meg i live
>Grow up and show some respect
Veks opp og vis litt vyrdnad.

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gamarjoba, wagekek. rogora khar?

>>38920430
Is that chineese cartoon language? Japaneese I guess.

>>38920445
swedish? It sounds nord-european.

Also, not Portuguese.

>>38920382
Danish? Only know cos I did a bit of it on Duolingo once lel

>>38920469
Turkish?

I DONT KNOW REEE

>>38920445
Must be finish
>>38920382
Danish or Norwegian

>>38920469
Hindi? poo in loo

Mena vce lybat

Crim Nash

Dzilayo vam dobrovo dna

>>38920225
Catalan?

Eu percebo o que dizes, mas nao tenho a certeza. Sinto que devia saber.
Esta nao e muito dificil.

>>38920225
Dutch
>>38920430
Japaneese
>>38920445
More examples please
>>38920469
Turkish


ALSO OP NOT PORTUGUESE OR FRENCH

>>38920538
Forgot translation
Everyone loves me

crimea is ours

I wish you a good day

>>38920541
>Catalan
Yaaaaay. Hello portuguese comrade! It was catalan. Se que es molt dificil pero jo tambe t'entenc cuan parles portugues.

>>38920555
>crimea is ours
Come on, that's a dead giveaway. Ukrainian

>>38920225
Catalan or occitan

>Me 'gar ma bro
I love my country

>Deiz ha bloaz laouen
Happy birthday

>Petra zo
What is it?

>>38920579
Nope! Russian!

Krim Nash is a common propaganda phrase. War demand fabricated!

>>38920549
>more examples please
fleire doeme, er du snill
>I will always be a virgin and no one can change that
Eg vil alltid vere ein svein, og ingen kan gjere noko med det
>Your dog is so soft and kind
Bikkja di er so mjuk og god
(hint: oe, aa and ae are three letters)

>>38920555
Ruski

>>38920602
Ye it is catalan.
Also Im guessing its some kind of slavic language, maybe bulgarian.

>>38920643
Svenska? hey joel

>>38920669
Not swedish

>>38920646
That aint slavic OP

>>38920643
Norwegian? Idk desu

>>38920646
Nope, not slavic. Look towards West

>>38920683
>>3892064
Sweden is nOT overpowered

Not swedish but has a fucked up latin alphabet.

Could be greek, or like Latvian or something.

>>38920736
Yes. Nynorsk (Western Norwegian) to be exact.

>>38920704
>Petra zo

Sounds pretty slavic to me

>>38920643
Is it icelandic?

>>38920767
I was also thinking on Norwegian. Those letters are very confusing.

>>38920602
>Deiz
I'm guessing that's the "day" in "birthday". A bit like "Dias" in Spanish. Yet it doesn't look quite like a Romance language either... Honestly I'm stumped.

Am o pula cat o sura si ti-o bag la ma-ta in gura.

>>38920801
Western Norwegian is the closest language to Icelandic

>tfw English
>like actual English, not even Welsh or anything so don't even have a regional minority language apart from paki and kebab

>>38920809
Good guess
>Yec'hed mat
Cheers!

>>38920646
>>38920768

I think it could be some kind of gaelic.

>>38920864
Romanian

Or failing that maybe Moldovan Romanian idk

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>>38920805
can't write these letters here
plus we and the danes are the only ones who use them, so it would be way too easy

>that girl, whered she go?
Gasina tto eodigatno

>no
Anida

>hey man, have you tried dunkin donuts?
Ma, ni dunkin donass mu batna?

>>38920891
Is it some form of gaelic?

>>38920891
Kek I've seen Borat so I know that fucking sentence, but I know it's not actually Kazahk

>>38920505
>>38920535
>>38920549

Nope. Georgian.

>>38920225
>talk slowly I have autism
Puhukaa hitaasti, minulla on autismi
>I hate all of you
Vihaan teita kaikkia
>tfw no gf
Stk ei tyty-ydea

>>38920932
You must conquer all 3 georgias to get this achievement

>>38920893
Not gaelic, but close.
It's a celtic language

I think everyone can recognise this language.
>Toi nghi moi nguoi co the nhan ra ngon ngu nay.

Had to remove diacritics. That fact also helps in ID'ing the language.

>>38920918
Korean?

>>38920948
Indo-Iranian? North African? Wish I knew

>>38920932
Damn, I can only recognise your language through your swiggly writing

>>38920948
Bretty sure it's finnish

>>38920948
Finnish

Double a's for days

>>38920948
Obviously sami or estonian

>>38920948
>Sup Finnbot
Miten menee suomirobotti

> Y'all niggers suck my dick
Sa ma sugeti de pula cioroilor
> Fuck your mother's onion
Futu-ti ceapa ma-tii

>>38920965
Goddamn Im surprised someone got it. Good job anon.

>I don't like apples
Nu-mi plac merele.

>That feel when no gf
Acel sentiment cand n-am prietena.

>>38921037
>>38921029
kek, inca un RObot

>>38920965
Vietnamese? pls

>>38921037
Maltese

>It is a good day to die
Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam

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>>38921029
M-am ras.

>I am so lonely
Mogoshi te ne bolo

>I don't want to be alone
Ne te fe ka ke ne yerefe

>How are you all?
Ow be di?

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>>38921065
>capitals at the end of sentences
What kind of madman language is this?!

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>>38920990
>>38920993
you are correct.

>>38921006
>thank juu veri vell
iha hyvi

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>>38921074
>mfw originalrino commentino

>>38920225
Catalan. Honestly I didn't even know the existence of that language before I googled it.

>>38921032
I know hangeul and some of the ways to romanise it. I live near a Koreatown and I like kpop.

>>38921057
Yep. Are you also Viet?

>>38920225
>Doen enige van julle my taal?
Do any of you speak my language?

>Die Franse is almal paddas
The French are all frogs

>>38921190
Is it flemmish?

>>38921184
Not at all, I'm white. It's just easy to recognise, to me at least

>I do not understand english
Jag fattar inte engelsk
>How do you guys do it
Hur gor ni det
>What is the difference between apples and potatoes
Kva ar skilnaden mellan aplar och jordaplar?

>>38921226
A close language, but not close geographically

>I appreciate all that society does for me
Moj kutas siega mi po kolana

>I want to settle down and start a family
Chce kielbase murzyna w mojej dupie

>I feel that the current government represents us well
Ale bym wyruchal takiego malego pedalka

>non-ASCII text is not allowed hur dur
fuck you too

Bunu okuyabilen varsa; dejenerelere ihtiyac yok vatanda lutfen kendini en yakin zamanda sinirdisi et.

>>38921190
Afrikaans? faakin prawn

>>38921190
Afrikaans
Your comment made it obvious

>>38921247
Polish?
>>38921248
Turkish?

>>38921190
afrikaans?
>>38921233
swedish
>>38921247
polish?

>tfw want to post my language but it looks so ridiculous with only ASCII text
who knows this feel?

>I like r9k because I can discuss my boipucci fetish with like minded people
Ani ohev et r9k biglal she ani yahol ledaber al ahavati le boipucci im anashim kamoni

>>38921292
>>38921286
>Polish?
yup

>>38921286
Correct on Turkish

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>>38921292
precis!

>>38921316
Only know because I went to Turkey once and all the signs said "Lutfen" which means please, kek

>>38920602
Breton

>>38920225
>I want to die
Tha mi ag iaraidh a' basachadh.

>My life is nothing but darkness.
Chan eil mo beatha rud ach dorchadas.

>Normies get out.
A-mach a' seo, Normies.

My spelling is awful and I don't ever bother writing with diacritics because fuck that shit.

>>38921341
I was telling people to gfto my country if they unironically browse /r9k/

Politely tho

Also u guys are cool, nothing personell

>>38921309
hebrew
>>38921065
klingon

>>38921384
Irish?
>>38921388
Ye of course gotta give 'em them lutfens even when you're telling them to fuck off

>>38921266
>>38921272
>>38921292
Correct, orginallyf

> hi how are you?
Szopd ki a faszom te retkes cigany

> Yes
Igen

>your're are a faggot
Kocsog vagy

>Enough with your shit!
Es reicht mit deiner Scheisse!
>Fuck off
Verpiss dich!
>Is this language too easy to guess?
Ist diese Sprache zu einfach, um erraten?
(not native language)

>>38921437
Is "paddas" your word for frogs? That's so funny

Bro look at dem fakkin paddas

>>38921434
>Irish?
No.

>>38921384
maltese?
definitely looks interesting

>>38920225
No one will be able to guess this one
Kaore tetahi e taea te whakaaro i tenei

I think your language is French
Ki taku whakaaro he reo French to reo

>>38921464
Padde=Toad, he is retarded

>>38921471
>maltese?
Nope.

>I think I'm the only one from my country here.
Eu acho que sou o unico do meu pais aqui.

>It's pretty easy to know where I'm from, you bunch of retards!
E bem facil saber de onde eu venho, bando de retardados!

>>38921358
You have the correct answer

>all women are worthless whores
allar konur eru odyrar horur
>the world would be a better place had the third reich finished the job
heimurinn vaeri betri stadur ef thridja rikid hefdi klarad aetlunarverkid
>the day of the noose approaches
snorudagurinn nalgast

>fuck not being able to use non-ASCII text and fuck the robot
djofullinn eigi thad ad madur geti ekki notad nema ASCII texta og fjandinn hirdi velmennid

>>38921029
>>38921056
>>38921074
Aici un MDbot.

>>38921438
hungary?
>>38921447
german

>>38921476
I guess it's from the Pacific, maybe tahitian?

>>38921509
Looks like Portuguese but different. Galician?

>>38921509
Brazilian. EZ?

>>38920225
Is it catalan or Portuguese?

>>38920225
I don't understand the game

>>38921509
Zuca do caralho, de volta para a selva.

Brazilian.

>>38921509
portuguese?
>>38921527
iceland

>>38921465
Scots Gaelic then

>>38920430
>Watashi
Does that mean "I am"?
I'm a chinaboo not a weab.

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>>38921589
fugg gorregt :DDDD

>>38921527
Alle kvinner er udyrlege horer
Verda hadde vore ein betre stad viss det tredje riket hadde gjort sysselen sin
Snordagen naermast

thu er skit

>Avis akvasas ka
The Sheep and the Horses
try this one faggots

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>>38921596
>Scots Gaelic then
Yes, though desu they're very similar, except Irish sounds much worse spoken.

>>38921438
>> hi how are you?
>Szopd ki a faszom te retkes cigany

Google translator showed me what you did there.
The "cigany" helped. (almost the same thing in my language)

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>>38921631
>hann notar nynorsku

>You are a massive faggot
Jestes zajebisty

>just kill yourself already
Jestem z ciebie dumny synku

>You are so autistic holy fuck
Ale ty masz branie z loszkami ja pierdole

>>38920445
Norwegian?

Original comment.

>>38921715
Polska?

ORIGINAL POST

>>38921715
Czech? origami

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>>38921687
>han nyttar gamalnorskt

>>38921746
Dokladnie kolego

>non-ascii characters are not allowed
fak u

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>Nenavidim svoj zivot
I hate my life

>i fucked your mother in her ass
jebo sam ti mater u guzicu

>i admire myself in the mirror every day
svaki dan se divim samom sebi u ogledalu

>im unsatisfied with my dick
nezadovoljan sam svojim kurcem

>Man to the door!
Ajjovel!
>Airplane turbine assistant mechanic sub officer student corporal
Lentokonesuihkuturbiiniapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilaskorpraali
>Mother Mother can't you see? This is what I like, this is where I'll be
Aiti Aiti etko sa naa? Tasta ma tykkaan, tanne ma jaan.

>>38921866
Looks like finnish

>>38921866
Kek gotta love Finnish compound words

>I am retarded
Kde domuv moj

>whore
divka

>juice
pivo

>>38921956
pepik language

>>38920225
>I don't like apples
Ich mag kein Apfel.
>Autism is great for everyone!
Autismus ist grossartig fuer alle!
>Can you guess what I'm saying?
Kannt du schaetzen, was ich sage?

>tfw obvious language

Dia duit, conas ata tu?
>Helo how are you?

Ba mhaith liom a bheith ina neet
>i wish i was a neet (roughly)

An feidir leat buille faoi thuairim?
>can you guess or can you see what i see (thinking)

>>38921990
du bis ja nichmal native speaker du bergdeutscher!

>>38922002
Right I got it wrong earlier but this definitely has to be Irish

>>38922002
Irish.

I can almost understand some of this (Scottish Gaidhlig speaker).

>>38922043
>>38922046
aye aye

yeah but i don't speak it well but i can write no problem.

>>38922025
Ja selbstverstandlich. Aber ich kann es sprechen.

>>38922062
bitte sei in D U E S S E L D O R F und bekomme meine freundin!

>>38922083
K A L I F O R N I E N und bin Junge.

>>38922104
ich beneide dich, junge

>I find everything in life boring
Ek vind alles in die lewe vervelig
>please tell me you love me
Assesblief se dat jy lief vir my is
>guess this language
Rai die taal

>>38922167
Afrikaans, it's like drunk Dutch/English

>>38922204
Correct anon!
>tfw sa is such a cucked country

>>38920445
Some variant of Scandi? Like one of those Lapplandian minority languages?

Jumalauta poika, sa istut koneella
>Hi there, nice to meet you
kello kaksi yolla norttisivuston luusereille osoitetussa alajaostossa
>My hobbies include fingerpainting and crying myself to sleep
leikkimassa jotain helvetin kielipelia alaikaisten kanssa.
>Sometimes I feel depressed, but I drown it out with escapism.

>Non-ASCII text is not allowed.
rude desu

>>38920225
Pretty cool thread. I'll give it a try.
>OP is a fag.
Opy gomik a.
>Is there sauce for this?
Aistra hamar sauce ka?
>Do you understand this language?
Ais lezun haskanumes?

>>38923165
samefag
Original lang is not romance, so had to transcribe it using latin alphabet.

>>38920225
Jesus, I remember this photo set. It must be ten years old by now.

I wonder if it was consensual, or just revenge porn.

>>38921956
>kde domuv moj
I don't think this means what you say it means

Well, there was a boy on the street
Bin, y'avait un ti-cul s'a rue

Do you love me
T'aimes-tu moe

Lazy to type more

>>38920225
>Ya yem yabloki
I eat apples!

>>38921956

Velmi pekne, svejku

>>38923401
Butchered french aka Quebecois?

>>38920225
>fuck
kurwa

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>>38920225
>Op is a fag
Op finocchio.

>Fucking virgin'
Fottuto verginello.

>Traps are gay
Le trappole son da buchi.

Easy and recognizable.

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> Op don't bully me.
Op mujhe parishan na karna.

>Austim is a mental disorder.

Austism ik dimaghi bimari he.

> Chads slaughter, when???

Chads ka katal-e-am, kab?

Have fun figuring this out.

>>38922459
I think your Finnish is a bit rusty

>>38922340
It's Norwegian, but he posted in dialect without the 3 extra letters in the Norwegian alphabet.

>>38920482
>nord

ask me how i know you are a bullshiting dane pretending to do good guesses