"you're powered up, get in there, anon"

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>>38914946
Overwatch is a pretty shit game dude.

>>38914946
>notice I am playing as Mercy
>run towards our spawn
>get killed by an upcoming Genji

I'm pretty shit at overwatch

>>38914946
Whip out my magnum dong and pound away at this gilf like in the overwatch hentai i beat my meat to of course.

what is the purpose of this thread?

>>38914946
>I don't even want to play Overwatch, fuck this normie cuck, if only I didn't have to go to the same workplace as him.

>>38915045
your "friend" at work is forcing you to play overwatch? It's not really that bad, anon. Try Ana for a while, she's pretty fun and it won't feel much like a torture anymore

>>38915093
Ana is pretty fun if you are used to playing as a medic in KF / KF2.

>>38915093
I've tried it all anon, I have tried it all.

>>38915532
well then just be honest with your coworker, maybe it won't turn out that bad

"AAAYYYYM FEEEEEEELLIIIIING POOWWAAAAHHHHHHHFUUL!"

>>38914946
Go play TF2 or SMNC

Run off a cliff

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Miss all shots.. but at least I'm playing best girl.

>>38915750
>not getting BOOP'd off a clift by ambush-io

RYU WAGA TEKI WO KURAU

ALULULUULULULULU

>>38915771
I've wanted to make a Stacy/Fembot with Widow/Mercy
>The loner Sniper
>shitty ult that only helps her but annoys the whole team
>has to use ult to get kills, useless otherwise
>believes she's a game changer, has 1:3 kill:death
>can only snipe stationary targets like bastion or torb
>complains Rein shield is OP

>The Beloved Healer
>game changing ult, gets praise all game
>loved by all players, even the enemy can't find fault in her
>0 deaths, never once had to use ult
>balances heals and offence; Gets gold in damage

>press q
>Turn into tank
>Get quintuple kill

Beep beep motherfucker

>>38914946
the only thing I'd do amped up like that would be furious masturbation

>>38915693
>SMNC

I was one of the premier supports in that game for a while in early access, due to literally finding all of the best spots to place the turrets and being really secretive about it.

Eventually enough people figured it out to copy me and they nerfed the fuck out of support.

Then the game died. Go figure.

>>38914946
>walk up to the enemy team's manager
>give him a firm handshake

>turn blue
>let out an autismo battlecry as I draw my weeb blade
>get like 12 dash resets

>>38914946
>Hammer down
>fire strike
>charge
>swing my big dumb hammer
>TEAM KILL

>>38914946
"Why am I still playing this shitty game"

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>>38914946
>unzips cock
Ill get in there all right.

>>38914946
Holy shit really? When did this game became free to play?

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>>38914946
>turn away from my turret
>give our Ana a confused look
>tear my shirt off and activate Ragnarok
>yell "HAMMER TIME!" in voice chat
>attack enemy front line with prismatic epilepsy hammer

>hook mercy as roadhog
>miss
>get sniped and die

>>38914946
>be fistman
>my only damaging ability is ohko anyway
>do exactly what I would have anyway but this time im tanky
>survive

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miss every shot