AMA

>all those condoms
holy shit she is ready to go

a real cool guy

>>38914763
What do you do? Where and how did you get the doll? Why do you like fucking it so much?

Can I have go?

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>>38914763
Why at a storage unit, just keep it at home.

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>>38914763
>She has piercings all over her body.
>Pink hair.

Did you pick your wife in the nearest slut walk? How much BBC has she taken before you?

>>38914846
I don't like piercings but I have to admit nipple piercings look really nice.

>>38914763
Where do I buy one? How much was she?

>>38914763
What the fuck is wrong with your fingers?

>>38914939
All sex dolls have retarded looking fingers, especially the loli dolls

>>38914763

Why the piercings? Do you enjoy pretending that she's a used-up slut with no self esteem?

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>>38914796
Hell yeah. I use condoms to limit cleaning .
>>38914813
Im in sales, currently training in finance to make even more money
>>38914837
Ive lived in the same apt for almost 10 year. I decided to not renew my lease, and move out, so I can move into a complex closer to work. They wont have a 3rd floor unit with the floor plan I want available until November, so Im living at my parents until then
>implying i didnt want my sex slave to appear to be the whore/cum dumpster I will use her as
>>38914909
Check WM dolls, 1am USA, DS dolls, ect.
>>38914979
yup. Dont forget Daddy issues

>>38914763
Why would you use condoms on a doll?

Well, how does her pussy feel?
How many miles of cock can she take before her pussy has to be rebuilt?

>>38915017
>tfw had morning sex with my gf
You jelly loser? hehe have fun with your plastic pusy

>>38914846
>>She has piercings all over her body.
>>Pink hair.
>Did you pick your wife in the nearest slut walk? How much BBC has she taken before you?
for real tho.
wtf? you get to pick what kind of woman you want out of a catalog and you order a fucking std-infested-looking slut? explain yourself, op.

So how bendy is she? Can you pose her as you wish?

Can you post a picture of her asshole and vagina?

First from the back and then then the front.

>>38915017
post vagina plox, I always wandered what they look like

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>>38914763
This is what you need you fucking creep

Post some pocs of you boning her

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>>38915054
Im not, and I will. Have fun putting up with your gfs bullshit, just because you like the way her vagina feels. Been there, done that, fuck that.

>>38915021
to limit cleaning. Id obviously prefer not to. I dont when I fuck her mouth. Its not that hard to clean

>>38915032
Feels really good man. Its ribbed, and its tight.
Not sure how long it lasts dude, Its taking on miles upon miles of dick every free moment Ive had everyday since January, and shows no signs of wear. so yeah.

>>38915149
for the most part, yeah.

>>38915183
>>38915188
phone posting, sorry for taking a bit to respond

>>38915248
Id just end up using it on the doll.

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>>38915017
>my sex slave

Uh.........it's not alive, bro. It's a doll.

>the sexdoll market caters to those whom harbour the desires of rapists, but whom are too pussy to actually do it IRL

lmao.

>>38915320
Aren't those self storage places monitored with video surveillance? Also, aren't you worried that passersby will probably hear you?

>>38915320
If you had a real vagina to fuck, why do you prefere this plastic replica more?

Is there gay sex dolls like this???

post a pic of her doggystyle op or maybe one of her getting fucked

>>38915320
Nice lingerie. How do you buy it for your doll? Like with sizes and which store? Do you buy her clothes?

Do you talk to her or ever just hold her in a nonsexual way?

>>38915320
>h-honeslty guys, I've had real pussy, I just prefer plastic pussy!
kek sure thing loser. My gf is great and we get along, I cum in her everyday and she loves giving me bjs. Have fun with your over sized fleshlight

>>38914763
Holy fuck thought that was real.every white guy will need one. How much and where?

have you ever had real pussy ?
IS THERE a different between the two , when you fucking it ?
does it FEEL fake ?

>>38915426
Why do you even care? So what if he is lying and is a lower. So what if he is telling the truth and dgaf

Why waste the energy to reply to the thread? Are YOU jealous that he's a wagie with money?

Who cares

goddamit 4chan xD

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>>38915521
I assume you're a newfag

what do you look like? guys fucking dolls is my fetish.

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>>38915320
>Been there, done that, fuck that.

Anon, Ive been waiting for you to post again so I could ask. Is this you?

>Pic related

>>38915320
I am mgtow and I want to buy a sex doll as well. would this be the best sex doll money can buy? money is not a problem for me I have a good job and have a shit load in savings.

>>38914763
Have you ever tried to buy her fake hair to replace this pink monstrosity?

>>38915320
I'm sorry OP but her face really looks weird. Also why tf is she brown

>>38915426


If she is that great you probably should go and spend more time with her, instead of complaining about things you do not like. Nobody cares about your piece of fuckmeat, fuck off.

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Having a gf, sounds like you shouldn't be here

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so many bitter roasties in this thread holy shit.

>>38914763
>>38915017
>>38915320
I wish I could afford a real sex doll.
The face needs some work though.

>>38915426
>can deny you sex
>can cheat on you and expose you to incurable STDs that will make peeing painful for your rest of your life
>can extort expensive child support for 18 years.
>can falsely accuse you of rape and destroy you life
>have to pay for expensive dates
>will nag you and bitch at you
>have to deal with her periods and mood swings
>put up with her bullshit "guy freinds" who secretly want to fuck her
>less time for hobbies and freinds because you need to constanly give her attention.

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>>38915352
I call the doll a sex slave bc for all intents and purposes, that's what it is.

>>38915363
All the cameras are outside. I am worried someone will hear me, but for the most part, this place is a ghost town.

>>38915364
I never want to deal with a woman again. Not to mention the fetish I have for dolls.

>>38915378
I mean, there are male dolls, yeah. Also shemale cock attachments for the female dolls if that's your thing.

>>38915408
Buy all her clothes off eBay. A lot of good cheap shit on eBay man.

>>38915426
Ok my dude.

>>38915443
$2k

>>38915454
Yup. The difference is real pussy is nice and warm, and it feels fantastic when a woman keigles on your dick when you're in her. Doll pussy is cold if yoiu don't warm the lube. If youve ever used a fleshlight, it's pretty similar

>>38915581
Lmao, THAT IS ME. how did you connect those dots anon? Holy shit.

>>38915596
If you want the best sex doll money can buy, go with a realdoll. These Chinese dolls are pretty fragile.

>>38915609
I have multiple wigs for her

>>38915683
Because I like my women brown. To each is his own.

>>38915721
Damn. Lol

>>38914763
Wow...

she really looks my asian shemale gf. She even has the nose piercing, everything apart from the tiny little thai peenie weenie. Femenine penis, such a small penis compared to my big masculiny veiny cock that fucks her, because I'm the man!

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>>38915017
>>38914763
God thats so fucking neat, I'm so jelly of you doll fags that have the money and means to get a lifesize doll/ She looks really hot too, not like the typical uglier looking life size sex dolls you see, must have been really expensive, congrats OP

I myself don't even want a "Sex doll", I like figures of all scales - 3/4", 1/7", 1/6", and 1/1" so owning a lifesize doll would be really fun for the additional articulation and customizing and posing possibilities (yeah I'm a /toy/fag), but obviously I don't have the money or privacy so I can't.

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>>38915947
I can't even afford the 1/6 figures I want let alone any larger scale dolls ;-;

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>>38915017
Wait a minute... it doesn't have an ass hole? I'm not buying it! I get turned on by looking at women's ass holes

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>>38915892
>I have multiple wigs for her
Do normal wigs that you find in shops work? I'm looking for normal girly hair, not all those colored thingyes

>>38915932
>I'm the man!

>mfw I see a gay dom

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>>38916124
>tfw no BJD doll

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>>38916243
also forgot this is a sex doll thread, I have some pics of those too

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>>38916291
wew lad, not 1/1 scale but still

>>38915320
She has a nice body but an ugly face.

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>>38916291
>Bimbo dolls.
That's really hot but still not my 10/10 to me.
If only there were mommy doll though...

Just get a real girl, not an escort or a fuckdoll: someone that actually wants to have sex with you. It might sound difficult, but it's really easy. Fucking that thing can't be good for your mind.

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>>38916541
You realize we get these things because we're incapable of getting a real girl or others see it just not worth the effort

>>38916541
>Just get a real girl,
I hope this is bait. The state of the /r9k/ is unbearable

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>>38916541
>It might sound difficult, but it's really easy.

You know the reason more people on this board don't do this is because they are NEETs right? If they were in the position OP is, aka where you can blow 5k dollars on a sex toy they would because they tried to do everything before.

A guy like OP doesn't end with a sexdoll wife without trying everything to get a real wife before.

u take masturbation to another level, bro

>>38915892
so you fucked the same girl for 10 years? did her vagina get looser over time?

>>38914763
I can't wait for the storage wars episode.

>>38914763
>this guy (OP) is what women are supposed to be "competing" against sex bots for
Tippity top kek

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Which one feels better? VR porn or sex doll?

>>38916541
give males auditory over the family and marriage then we will talk. also make false rape accusations as punishable as real rape. I am tired of women getting a free pussy pass in courts just like the bitch who made her boyfriend commit suicide and only got 15 months in prison.

>>38916831
VR+onaholes/hips are great but I think sex doll is better although I have not tried it. I presume VR+doll(or body, plushies) would be even more mind blowing

Are you the doll guy from /wooo/? You're a fucking legend, man

>>38916905
Yeah, an exact physical replica of the girl your fucking in VR would be the best

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>>38915521
New fagg detected, initiating sequence 4B. Immediate suicide of poster is requested.

i hope you go to jail, op. just wanted to throw that in.

>>38917029
Jail for what? Fucking a doll?

>>38917029
Damn, why and how? lol

>>38916612
No one is incapable of getting a real girl. You don't even try. If you approached as many women as you've made self-loathing posts on /r9k/, you would have a gf by now. Go outside and do something instead of complaining about how women you've never approached don't want your hunchbacked soda-breathing ass.

>>38915892
>black coarse hair
you're a dirty spic

>>38917073
>instead of complaining about how women you've never approached don't want your hunchbacked soda-breathing ass.

Do you have a vagina or a vagina (male)? Because you really lack logic here, you just said anon is a disgusting neckbeard who will die a virgin and at same time told him women totally want said disgusting neckbeard who will die a virgin.

>>38917073
you came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
fucking NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>38915892
>I call the doll a sex slave bc for all intents and purposes, that's what it is.
Is a spoon a slave because it fulfills the function of being a spoon?
You call it a slave, because you want to have control over something even if you have to change definitions to make it happen.

Guy fucking a sex dolls mouth and cums on her chest.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57b35370c5a3e

>>38917073
>You don't even try. If you approached as many women as you've made self-loathing posts on /r9k/, you would have a gf by now.
Sure, the question is what she would look like and what her stats would be. I will save us both some time by simulating your next reply:
>If you just improved yourself and became better and more attractive etc
It's fine dude I know that the girls I want don't want me what's the point of even bringing this up? I've seen what it's like with girls out there.

OP I've seen your posts before (big fan desu, keep up the good work) but I don't understand why you don't, like... take breaks. Do you really fuck her for hours every day? Does it remain satisfying? Do you ever feel like you want more out of life than spending all your free time with your dick in a doll?

>asking the hard hitting questions
OP, enlighten us. We need to know.

>>38914763
Someday theres going to be a story about a serial killer. Hes going to be caught with a body count of idk, 4 or 5 women. When the police release information about this killer including photos from his house and shit we're going to see this exact sex doll in the background. It might be covered up because nudity but we'll know. You guys better screenshot this thread and shit and store it away someplace safe. We'll be seeing this doll again.

>>38918338
A man is enjoying his love doll for three straight days. What's wrong with that?

>>38918338
found the fat, ugly roastie

>>38918378
2 of 3 of those are correct my dude.

>>38918445
Just wear a skirt, chop your penis off and take hormones and you sort the later.

>>38914763
What kind of drugs are you taking that enable you to fuck a doll in a storage space for 16 hours straight?

Anon casts Bump on dying thread.
Thread returns to page 1.

>>38918605
you don't need drugs for that

>>38915892
>date one terrible woman, only experience you've known your entire life
>enable shitty behavior of a shitty person by treating the relationship like an exchange of goods instead of an interpersonal relationship between two individuals
>"all women are like this and I refuse to accept that I may have a skewed perspective on the world, I'm going to masturbate in an oversized Barbie until I die"

It doesn't have to be this way man, you had a long bad relationship but it doesn't have to be your first and last

>>38919679
so naiive

More naive than foregoing human relationships for the rest of your life because of a single shit experience with a shit person? Genuinely curious as to why you think you'd know better, especially since you couldn't even spell naive correctly

>>38915017
does the ass feel good to slap up against when you're inside it?

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>>38915581
honest question.

If a guy rapes a girl guys say "that guy was a creep and not all guys are like that"

But when a girl takes a guy to the cleaners guys say "that girl was normal, all girls are like that"?

Just curious.

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OP, I have a question. Are sex dolls legal in the US? Asking for a friend.

>>38914763
Is this next to the storage unit where you hide the bodies, or do you have to make a separate trip when you drop those off?

Was she a virgin before you met? Do you intend to share her with other men?

>>38917678
>Do you ever feel like you want more out of life than spending all your free time with your dick in a doll?

Fuck off normie

>>38921340
what kind of question is this? Why wouldn't they be

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>>38921811
I heard some kind of sex doll was deemed obscene by the UK court, and since some US states have obscenity laws I wanted to confirm.

>>38921875
Those were sex dolls modeled after children.

>>38915521
nice bait you got those guys

>>38921875
Loli dolls, famalam.
Currently any type of doll is legal in US. Loli dolls should be legal everywhere. If it can potentially quell pedo lust, and stop him from hurting someone why the should it be illegal
I am not OP

what does it smell like in there

>>38921429
>le everyone who likes sex dolls is a serial killer meme

i dont get this normie mindset

>>38921875
That was only the kiddie sex dolls. There's nothing wrong with "adult" shaped sex dolls as they've been around forever in one figuration or another.

I understand why they would ban the kiddie ones but that doesn't seem like the wisest course of action. Let these guys have their rubber toys but also put them on a watch list.

>>38922472
Logically speaking, no one gets hurt when someone uses a loli doll, so there isn't a good reason for it to be outlawed.

>>38922863
UK has these "obscenity" laws in place though. Something gets ruled obscene if it has the capacity to promote degeneracy or depravity. I'd say a sex doll built to practice child rape on (statutory or otherwise) probably falls squarely into that category.

>>38914763
>nipple piercings
>thot nails
>non-cute face
>colored nails
trash.png

>>38923016
The UK's laws tend not to follow logic, unfortunately

>>38921340
>>38921811
>>38921875
>>38921935
>>38921991
>>38922472
>>38922863
>>38923016
If they're too small, thin and short I mean, and cute looking, as in cute face and small breasts, then people paydo witch hunt.

Just a girl pissing whilst orgasming in porn could get you in trouble over the obscenity laws. No one actually cares about rule breaking, not mods jannies nor law enforcement, not even your parents do: they care about who they don't like and use the law, religion, anything they can to attack those of whom they don't like.

>>38914763
How realistic do her skin and breasts feel?

>>38915248
>connoisseurs
lold at that

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>>38915248
>creep

kys faggot for being such a bigot

>>38915378
You usually prefer the real thing with men because they don't cause so much trouble when you date them for sex and treat them like slaves.

>>38915017

How do you have the social skills to be a successful salesman but not have the social skills to be a boyfriend?

>>38915021
Probably because going rubber doll to organic penis hurts the penis over time? IDK

>>38921752
Hey, if OP really is happy and fulfilled with his plastic queen, that's cool in my book. I'm just intrigued.

>>38915581
Jesus, I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemies.

>if my friends would see this they would say wtf this is sick
>im just impressed at this point

Funny thing is I'm 100% sure you couldn't tell this guy fucks a sex doll.

I think he's actually got a great setup going, rents a storage place because he's living with his parents and needs privacy to fuck his dolls

how much is it for the storage place OP?
I think getting a doll could be useful to practice positions and technique, hell it's way cheaper than practicing with hookers and escorts

>>38923409

Not the guy you're replying to, but in a somewhat related situation so I think I can answer.

Outside of work, I'm super anxious, avoidant, and awkward, but at work (fast food) I'm lauded for my exceptional customer service skills. I get all kinds of compliments both from my customers and from my employers/coworkers. I think a big part of it is, while at work, being able to detach my actions and my sense of self. Basically, my interpersonal relations at work are simply an extension of the company's will to sell people food, whereas outside of work my motivations are about myself, who I hate.

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Do you think I could get in trouble if I bought a sex doll and pimped it out in the US?

>>38924107
This is already a thing.
c

>>38924177
In the usa?

Give me details. I have a sum of capital and am willing to invest in one of these fine synthetic seraphim- these voluptious vixens- as a means of, well as the common negro would say, "get that dollar like a real playa gangsta type nigga"

>>38924241
The higher-end American dolls look amazing

>>38924241
Here's one in Spain.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/779841/Sex-robot-brothel-Lumidolls-Barcelona-prostitutes-complain-police

interesting excerpt:
>Prostitutes who work in the city with Aprosex - the Association of Sex Professionals - objected saying a doll cannot match the services of a real person and denigrates real sex workers to merely being an object.
>"They do not listen to you or caress you, they do not comfort you or look at you. They do not give you their opinion or drink a glass of champagne with you."
>"It is another strategy of the patriarchy that presents us as objects without rights or soul. A privilege of the wealthy classes."

>>38924460
Even when its not about them they still find a way to make it about them.

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>>38924304
ywn get to play with this

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>>38915870
Bio cunts BTFO eternally.
Seriously, how can they even recover from this?

>>38924981
interesting, but I'd rather a futa cock insert than that

>>38915581
To be honest if O was in a relationship I wouldn't want my partner to pay for all of my shit, cover all of my responsibilities... Doesn't seem healthy at ALL, like every time you have a problem with your partner she can just hold all the money shit over your head. No thank you. But a rich girlfriend would be awesome just I don't know. I can kind of see why the girl in that post wouldn't be interested anymore.

OP, you really should invest in better wigs for her. They look terrible. Better wigs would be such a massive improvement. I almost want to donate one or two of mine to you.

>>38919679
This right here.

but fat mountain dew guzzling sweaters will never get it.

>>38916541
>Just get a real girl
Do you really thing any of us here can get a real girl?
Come on, fuck off back to normieville already and take your bullshit with you, you bluepilled faggot.

>>38919679
>instead of an interpersonal relationship between two individuals
>>38925516
Back to plebbit, bluepilled faggots.