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You ever just been in bed and sharply wake up as you realize you're swallowing a spider?

I felt it somewhere behind my adam's apple, and for a sec I made like an alligator trying to see if it would crawl it's way out. Got creeped out too quick though and figured it was past the point of no return anyway, so I went to the kitchen.

Fastswallowing water repeatedly, it had lost some ground but was clutching on, and I was out of patience. Almonds, yogurt, bread, salami, anything, I was just shoving it all down my throat to bomb the little alien. I could seriously feel it just above my stomach, trying to prolong its entrance into the opening act of the literal shitshow.

At this point the sensation went from uncomfortable to mildly painful in the form of a small sting, which I imagined it to be biting me. I realized its pain; stumbling into the absolute wrong place, being mercilessly battered in a wet tunnel of hell before being melted alive in a pool of acid, crying out against god, biting into the walls of this hell in futile rebellion.

Now I understand what tetsuo must have felt like. Fuck I should watch that sometime soon