Virgin KHHV HUGGED by 2 stacy sluts. Now only a KHV

>>38905883
You're a fucking superautist. You literally spouted the r9k "too intelligent for gf meme" and you took creepshots of your friends.

How can you even be a KHHV in the 1st place????? Most robot are just virgins or KV

>>38905883
is that althaea and was the other ones name lexy bcoz i know those sluts too

gg most likely no re

>>38905928
I'm no longer a KHHV anymore. I've been hugged before by famiky members or family friend females but this is the only time a non female family friend/ relative hugged me. And I've never held hands because I've never been on a date.

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>>38905883
>asked if I'm too intelligent for a girlfriend and I said yes
Holy shit you're the smart glasses wojack meme irl

>>38906019
I didn't want to say no. Then he might have said "oh are you dumb then" or "why don't you have a gf then"

>>38905986
>female hugged
fucking normie GET OUT

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holy shit OP you got anymore stories to share? I'd love to hear them

>>38905883
>dat sweaty ass

>>38906074

Jesus you're a fucking assburger dude. Just laugh it off they were clearly messing around.

>UMM AKSHUALLY I ONLY WATCH ANIME

like really?

>>38906122
Nothing else major happened today. At the beach it was fine. I played vollyball with a stacy and got to see her nice butt in a skimpy bikni, but I didn't know how to play well so I lost. She was talked to me a bit but I think she knew something was a little off with me. I saw her smoking a cigarette and went up to her and said "That's bad for you!" And she seemed annoyed. She also asked me if I had a job but I said I'm too smart for a job. And told her about how much i made off my stocks and crypto currency. I showed everyone including the stacies the computer I built, then the normie asked me to turn it on and see how fast it loaded a webpage but I had a lot of 4chan boards bookmarked an anime site bookmarked, and a porn site that was visible but I don't think they saw. The stacy also asked about school a bit but that's it.

>tfw turboautists get to hang out with and get hugged by stacies and I don't

>>38906095
WHY does that make me normie? I'm still a KHV. They were hugging everyone else so they hugged me too. They weren't heartless and I was kind to them. I deserved to be hugged.

You should've bummed a smoke off of her, OP

>>38906342
Here is a picture of her hand holding a cigarette. I do not smoke, I'm not degenerate. When she came to my house she but she cigarettes and lighter down on this little ledge near my door when I saw it I was upset. She also has tattoos, smaller ones on her back and small ones behind her ears. She's definitely a non-virgin, she also smokes weed and drinks. I forgot how degenerate girls were.

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>>38906396
Forgot to put the photo. Otginal reeee gaftghff

>>38906396
You really are a superautist, huh?

>>38906414
Got anymore creep photos to dump?

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>>38906219

>I saw her smoking a cigarette and went up to her and said "That's bad for you!"

>I said I'm too smart for a job.

Christ op

>>38906396
You took creep shots to fap to later. How are you not a degenerate?

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>>38906450
No sadly I couldn't take any others than the op pic. She was wearing a bikni like pic related too, and she has a nice butt.

>>38906465
She was dressing like a slut and it was on my property. So I think I'm justified.

>>38906219
>She also asked me if I had a job but I said I'm too smart for a job.
Stacy BTFO!

This thread is proof that non-fat "people" cannot be robots.

>>38906545
Yes haha, she worked as a waitress or something like that I believe. When will normals learn to invest properly and not just blow all their money on vacations and partying.Why are they so dumb?

>>38906674
>Why are they so dumb?
It's in their nature to not see the bigger picture. Who knows though, just maybe you inspired them to be more intelligent.

>>38905883
he wouldn't have roasted you about not having a girlfriend if you weren't being a fag and saying their stupid for drinking/smoking, you got what you deserved. What an idiot

>>38905883
this is the fakest story i've seen today.

>>38905883
I'd put pity hugs in the same category as family hugs. They're technically hugs, but not the ones we're talking about.

>>38906074

why didn't you lie like everybody else?

>"I dated some girls here and there but nothing too serious..heh heh.."

spilling spaghetti isn't something I can criticize you for as I had my fair share of that, but taking fap material?!! it does seem that the chad life is attractive to you and you might even have the looks but you are very far from ready for that. You dont have to absorb all the normie stuff, just absorb the good stuff. No one is forcing you to do alcohol or weed but being too smart for it is the worst reason possible. The fact that this post even exists is a sign you aren't ready, a ready person would have just thought 'hey thats fun, the normie lifestyle isnt too bad, i should try more soon' and stop at that

>>38907027
Lying is immoral, anon.

>>38905883
Small steps OP, you did alright. Just don't take yourself too seriously next time, as impossible as that sounds.

And don't take creepshots, you dingus.

>>38907201
Not necessarily.

>>38907252
>Not necessarily.
Yes necessarily.

>>38907285
this is always a long debate I have with myself but I always cut it down to
>only lie for moral reasons
>I will always break the first rule because I am immoral myself, so at least try the best to spew the least amount of lies I can

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>when they asked me what I watched I said I only watch anime
Y-you didnt really say this right anon?
Please tell me this is a meme

I can't believe there are people that are actually this autistic.
How have you not learned to contain spaghetti before it spills out? You've had decades.

>>38905883
100% no way that this isn't a troll.
for one thing, if it is, I have to insult you anyhow.

If you think that this hug means anything then you might as well think you've come closer to gay sex for shaking a dudes hand. A hug is meaningless.

You were given a standard act of casual interaction with a hug. There was no feelings of love or attachment to them. You problem were the joke of the night the next time they all got together and smoked and drank because they arent fucking autists like yourself.

>>38907691
>At least he will be at home enjoying anime and pondering his intelligence while the poison their livers to death.
I still don't get the advise of "be yourself" that is being thrown around here; creepshots, coming to r9k to celebrate a hug, no awareness of who they are with ("smoking is bad for you") and finally doing a victory dance by calling them degenerates

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>>38905883
>im too intelligent
>Has shitty prose and cannot display a consistent thought.
>watches anime

I can easily tell a shitpost, and this is one of them