Is Albania confirmed /r9k/? /ourcountry/?

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>>38905709

Looks like Austria is a cool country.

>>38905709
SPAIN WHAT THE FUCK

>>38905709
Sweden feels

>2017
>gentials still not activated
why live?

>>38905709
More like sweden or portugal desu

Which one is Albania

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>>38905709
Genital status: activated

>>38905709
all bullshit, just checked. still funny tho i guess

>>38906220
It's the one that goes "pretend I'm normal"

Also, american detected

>>38906220
>pretend I'm normal

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>>38905709
Is Enver Hoxha confirmecd /r9k/? /ourguy/?

>>38905709
Czech republic has it going on

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>>38905709
Someone get Slovenia help.

>>38905709
Poland is our guy because they are the only decent people. They loved their parents as they are NEET.

>>38905709
I guess its true. Germans really are choking on Islamic cock.

>>38905709
Is this real? This is every single stereotype come true.

>Portugese want to kill people for drugs.
>Swedes are introverts not breeding causing their replacement.
>Poles are family orientated Catholics who hate foreigners.
>Russia wants to kill people who won't leave them alone.
>Switzerland is full of Jews trying to make money.
>Greeks are all poor and don't pay their debts
>Romania hates gypsies.
>Czech are making all the porn in Europe.
>Serbians want Kosovo back that was stolen by Albanian illegal immigrants.

No paurino
I googled how to make a panino.

>>38905709
>moldova
>steal the diamonds

>>38905709
>Activate my genitals
What the fuck Turkey?

Genital activation information desperately needed

Hands on our hearts
Greetings from the all-stars formation
Balaclavas on our heads
We can start the mission
The plan is to cross
The border tonight
From house to village
We will carry out a massacre
Slaughter the Albanians
Murder the wahabis
Anyone resisting
Gets impaled on a stake
I see them crying
I say we've had enough
Women and children too
Toss them off a bridge
There's no more forgiveness
See a house - torch it
For each of our churches
A mosque of yours will pay
Kalashnikov, bombs
Three fingers held high
Let them kneel when they see
Jesus on the cross
Once there were
Arkans guards
Up next is the all-stars brigade
Albanians get hurt
A star on the barrel
The speed of a rocket
Tanks on the front lines
That's the all-stars machine
Never again will
Things end without a fight
Our unit is
As elite as the cobras
Little one, behold
Your bloodied mother
And remember the message
KOSOVO IS SERBIA!

>>38907169

cringey as fuck, thanks for the laugh though

t. Prizren

>>38906315

Yeah- he'll build you a bunker (or a few hundred thousand)

kek slovenia

>>38907695
Sounds better in Serbian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKiB8-2LK6s

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>>38905709
>How do I regain Kosovo

HAHAHAHA

genitals activated

mission destroy roasties is a go

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>>38905709
GENITALIA ACTIVATION SEQUENCE INITIATED

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>>38905709
>stand up to my wife

>>38905709
DAMNIT BELARUS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

S..serbia...

Also somebody please call the police on the entire Iberian Peninsula thank you

>>38907788
I love me a good Hoxha joke but also you tipped your hand as somebody who's probably at least some flavor of Marxist, so hi, comrade

>tfw your country is at least semi-normal
feels good man

>>38906159
>>38906200
This.
>tfw your country thinks it's doing what's best for everyone but slowly destroys itself and provide proof to other countries that it will never work
>tfw you got born into the most femenist country on earth
>tfw you can't say what you think because the consequences are too big so you keep everything to yourself
>tfw you're a KHHV and you see girls walk around holding hands with chinks or black guys
>tfw you can't just buy a gun and shoot yourself
Being a Swebot is suffering, hell can't be much worse than this.

>>38910023
And based /pol/ bullies us :(

Me too, Sweden.

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>>38910065
Rightfully so. Our country is a joke to the rest of the world. We try to prove everyone else that we're so good and considerate of others but we just end up being a living example of how it will never work and what a joke of a country we are.
I just wonder how anyone can make friends after school, every Swede keeps to themselves and it's almost considered wrong to say hello or talk to a stranger. I don't understand how people get girlfriends here either, only possible way I see is at a party but to get invited to a party you have to have a friend who knows people who knows girls. I've pretty much given up on ever finding a female here or let alone a friend.

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>slovenia
>how do I die

>>38910229
Yeah the party ritual is bizarre but very true. i don't know how to get in on that either.

Ireland has their priorities straight

>>38906190
>tfw almonds are activated but genitals aren't

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>>38905709
>stand up to my wife
Jesus

>>38910023

>swedegirls holding hands with chink guys

Fuck off r/asianmasculinity
Never happens, infact in Sweden the most common interracial relationship is once again WMAF

>>38910703
Im guessing women from montenegro are like hyenas

>>38905709
>Turkey
>active genitals
They are literally robots.

Ok I'm about to go on a rant about Kosovo Albanians. These guys are from a different planet man, I'm telling you. There's a couple of issues that I have seen with the Kosovo Albanians. First they fucking stare, oh my god they stare so much, it's unbelieavable. Dude they just look at you for no fucking reason, it's a stupid blank ignorant stare. It's like it's automatic, they don't even know there staring, untill you look back at their dumb asses and they turn away, but that does'nt even matter, because in 2 minutes they will be staring right back at you, jesus I really hate that shit. One recent example, it I was at the gym working out, there was only a couple people in there, and this fucking albnian, was constantly staring at me while I work out, I mean everywhere I go I would see and fell his eyes on me, I kept looking back at him, you know with a look like what the fuck are you staring at you piece of shit. It doesn't work. I really wanted to up to him and just let him have it. And when I first arrived here, they did warn us that they do stare alot, and they gave a reason, and the reason was because they are curious about Americans and interested, but dude weve been here since 1999, thats about 9 years, I think getting past the curious stage is over. So I've come to the conclusion is that there retarded, yes they have a mental handicap and they can't help themselves.

That was joke, but really it isn't because that's another problem, the Kosovo Albanians are not the brightest people to roam this planet, these people are pilgrims. They are living behind the rest of the world by about 50-100 years.

>>38912230
Another thing is that they don't understand the process of building a social relationship and what is expected and not expected from one person to another, what I mean is that these fucking leeches try to use you. You can meet someone and in 5 fucking minutes, they will start to go into asking you fucking questions about certain items, and then they will ultimately want you to fucking buy something for them, like hello, why the fuck are you asking me to buy you shit, you ignorant fuck, thats not the way you have social encounters with people. You don't meet someone and then automatically expect them to do you favors, why because we have the means and you don't, thats just using us, you don't care about us as a person. And I've had it done I'm not just making this shit up, I've experienced it and people have told me about it that I know.

My example is I was sitting on a bench on the Southside of base right outside the Barbershop and Beautyshop, well an albanian lady came and sat next to me, so we engaged in friendly conversation, she spoke english ok, not great but ok. And remember I've never talked to this lady before, this is the first time we even met. So where talking and whatever about who know's what, I think I was asking where she lived, she said Glinane, then she starts talking about bikes, i'm like ok yeah bikes, the ones of couse specifacally in the PX store. So this bitch has the nerve to ask me If I can buy her a fucking bike, what the fuck Kosovo, you need to get your fucking head out you ass and stop acting like this, and I don't think they see anything wrong with it. And let me break it down for you more, it's not like I can just go inside the store buy the bike and give it to her right there on the spot, no I would have to transport this fucking bike she asked to buy off base and give it to her outside. What are you fucking kidding me, get the fuck out of here, I tried to just change the subject because I'm not going to buy her a bike.

>>38912249
There are many stories like this that I've heard, too many to explain, but this what the kosovars do, they try to use you, and thats not right. So fuck em. I know there not all like that, I think, but man they make it hard to like them, or for that matter, fucking trust them.

Lets see what else, oh yeah they smell, the majority of the men that come through the pedestrian gate by the thousands, believe me you would think the same, dude these guy don't believe in deoarant or taking showers daily, because it is a stink fest for about 1 or 2 hours. I'm not making this shit up man, these guy wreak. This is some funny shit, one guy here actually sprayed down some of these albanians with febreeze or something before they entered his room to do some mainteaence work. Thats fucked up but funny at the same time.

Another point about the Kosovo Albanians, the men are very jeolous and player haters to the 10th degree. Theres been numerous occasions that american guys going out in town would be harrassed or confronted because an American is talking to one of their women. Jesus Christ what the fuck, dam there so jeolous of americans talking to the albanian women. We call them Charlie Bravos, which stands for Cock Blockers. On Camp Bondsteel, it's no better either, if you happen to be talking to one of the local girls who work on base, dont be surprised that a fuckin albanian will suddenly appear and protrude into your conversation your having with the girl. Why because they be playa haters mannnn. The girls are scared to talk to you too, especcially out in town, there afraid of the men. I guess it's wrong to talk or be friendly with an American if they approach you, which is bullshit.

>>38912261
I can give you another example just so you and I know that I'm not just pulling this shit out my arse. And this is fucked up and you will see how these people are. Me and a friend were out in the town just walking down a busy street, theres always a buch of locals hanging out and walking up and down this busy street. And it's normal to see familiar local faces out in town that you would see on Camp Bondsteel, because we employ thousands of people here. So my friend and I were walking and he happened to see one of the girls that he would periodacally talk to on base. And as he tried to say hello and converse, this stupid ignorgant bitch, totally ignored him like she had no clue who the fuck he was, NOW that shit ain't right. Me and my friend were just amazed and the thinking of this girl. Since that day foward he never talked to her again, and he was right not to.

Well I think that was long enough I can think of plenty of other stupid things the Kosovo Albanians do, but I will leave it at that. And I don't hate these people, but I just don't understand why they are the way they are. It's not just me, it's everyone that has been here in Kosovo for a while, they see the same shit. So it's just amazing how these people are.

>>38910229
Stop exaggerating, sweden is one of the best countries to live in

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>>38910794
>are like hyenas
They have a pseudopenis vagina?

I wonder, if there was sentient anthro hyenas would they have traps/trannies? I'd imagine sex change operations would be a lot easier.

>>38905709
Spain and Portugal go hard as fuck.

Also this is a surprisingly effective way of forcing myself to finally memorize Europe's map.