Robots, non-normies, autists

>>38896909
By not attention whoring on this board. get off, or actually make some oc

>>38896928
I'm just asking for some advice

>>38896986
And he gave you one
B E G O N E T H O T

>>38896986
">make the oc"

>>38896909
Show your butt naked and shake it.

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>>38896986
E-Thot be gone.

>>38896986
Twerk on my face.

>>38896986
Be sexually aggressive with men and encourage them to be confident. You can charm a zero into a hero.

>>38896909
list out why anyone would want you as a gf. then give location & contact.
ezpz

>>38897218
>make the green text

It doesn't really matter because you will never be attracted to people you dislike, no matter how hard you try.

Obligatory buzzwords:
>muh preferences
>female hypergamy
>attraction

You could try to be a better person overall, i.e. show interest when people are talking, but that will never change the fact that two-sided romantic attraction is impossible.

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>>38896909
Autist here. I'll just give you a straight answer.

Just like us. For whatever reason, spergs tend to develop crushes on people who crush on them. I don't know how to explain it, but it's awfully convenient for you if you want a spergboy.

Also, you have to be REALLY straightforward and flirty or there's a good chance it'll just bounce straight off our dense fucking skulls. The ones who have had the most luck with me throughout my life just threw subtlety and gender roles out the window and got psycho-tier aggressive. Anything less, and there's a huge liability of me just spacing the most obvious signals.

>>38897294
This too, I guess.

>>38897366
Stop talking fool. You don't know anything about sex. You know the solution to female hypergamy? Male hypergamy.

>>38896909
take the seed of muscular sons of Africa and bear their children.

>>38897479
I will find you and kill you. Tell me where you live.

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>>38897479
Sjjsns

>>38897463
Thank you anon
I'm not a very sexually aggressive or confident person so I basically talk with my (possibly, most likely) autistic crush like I talk with my friends. Sometimes I compliment him but it's still very mild.

>>38897583
You gotta seduce them.

>>38897583
No problem.

And obviously, different people respond differently to different things, and what works for one might not work for the other, and all that crap.

I'm just giving you a heads-up that a lot of us are super-dense and the wooing might not even register with us.

>>38897711
That's why she has to be very sexually aggressive so even a dumb ass social retard like you could understand it.

>>38896909
dont be fat, a crazy bitch and have a decent face. ez.

that is what i would tell to a '''''''''femanon'''''''''''''', but those are heard only in legends, and even bad ones

genuinely care for me
and accept me with all my flaws :3

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>>38897746
Even sexual aggression might not work. I've had girls pretty much drag me off to bang me without it ever occurring to me that they might have a crush on me. You need kissy-kissy-goo-goo-flirty-crush aggression to get that message through or a brain like mine might not even register the sexual stuff as crush stuff.

>>38898055
Well then that's your problem. Most men have normal sex drives.

What if he doesn't like lewd girls?