lets do this again folks, dream gf thread: OC edition

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rate my dream gf lads

im white btw

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what about dream bf?

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>>38896894
Fairly cute, though in reality would probably just say "oh" and distance herself immediately.

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all i want is a qt gf who finds my dead body after suicide and is destroyed by it.I want her to to become emotionally broken, riddled with guilt and develop societal anxiety problems from the experience. I wanther to try and move on but be constantly haunted by my suicide that she ends all her relationships out of fear of going through it again. She won't stop trying to date, she thinks she needs someone to move on from me. As her guilt grows and grows, she too will consider suicide. this guilt will propel her to start dating more robots like me, trying to fix them and cure their depression. She'll try everything, including marrying one and having his children. She'll try her best to be an amazing stay at home mom, but slowly grow empty inside again as her husband keeps staying at work longer and longer. She doesn't have time for herself anymore and her husband isn't around She won't cheat on him as she's afraid he'll commit suicide if she found out. She doesn't even masturbate anymore, terrified that he will find and feel betrayed. My suicide will make her an unwilling puppet of emotions. She'll slowly become a shell of the person she once was, growing fat, old and terrified. She'll try and keep her children safe but they'll go their seperate ways. And as she's on her deathbed she'll regret her entire life, especially never saving me.

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postgfs

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>>38897594
>tfw I also unironically have this fantasy aswell as the opposite; having her suicide and breaking me

>>38896949
Pretty good and I'm European also so if I can appreciate it I'm sure many American white bois will be able to as well.

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>ywn have self destructive emo gf

>>38897594
>autism: the post
orig

>>38898399
fuck i know these are jokes but sounds like me. really am fucked up

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original girlfriend etc

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>>38896894
>>38898236
>tfw no terminally ill gf that will lie to you and leave you heartbroken and devastated once she dies

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>>38898605
man i feel bad for people with this. i can only imagine it is hell

>>38898774
>why do you have to go to school?
>cant be here with me?
bitch fuck off i wouldn't risk getting kicked out from school because you have terminal cancer

>>38896949
Dating a black girl, they're much snarkier than this so don't get your hopes up

>>38896949
i can't see her fucking eyes

>>38898824
I would do it
I would prolly drop out and take care of her
god I wish I had someone to care for, and I don't want them to be terminally ill

>>38897594

psychopath lmfao

>>38898934
and if it turns out she dies, you just fucked your chances for getting a job in the near future

>>38899028

You are right.

But you are reasoning with the mentality of an ant. really the fucking society is worth more than her(if you really love her)?

I'm not >>38898934 btw

>>38899028
if she's terminally ill she most likely will die
idk I find it romantic to take care of someone in need
I romanticize everything cause I never really felt any affection from the opposite sex
aslo I'm not the guy who made the comic, I would not want my partner to be sick, but I would take care of them if they were

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you guys are weak ass animals

>>38899251
someone explain this gif i don't get it?