>Pray to become a girl before going to bed >Wake up >See

>>38893059
Have Chad ram by bootyhole

>>38893059
kill myself to take another braindead stacy out of this world

>>38893059
Live a happy fucking life.

>>38893059
Change my clothes. Tf is she? A disney character?

Why the fuck did I sleep with clothing on
I only sleep with boxers

Shoot the imposter.

>>38893137
DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TAYLOR

>>38893167
Bitch look like a teenage mary poppins.

>>38893059
>Pray to become a girl before going to bed
why would i do this
i enjoy being a man

>>38893182
t-thanks. that's a terrific image

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>Wake up
>See myself as the perfect girly teen girl
>Have the big tits, big eyes, big vagina, all that jazz
>I squee in excitement
>I walk downstairs to tell my mom about it
>At first she doesn't believe me but she stares at my ass for a moment and says "That's my seed all right!"
>Touches my tits and everything she is so happy
>My dad finds out as well while watching some bowling
>He is not so excited
>I get confused as to why he wouldn't be jumping up and down with joy
>Suddenly without warning he pulls a lever
>I fall into a dungeon with about six skeletons dressed in japanese schoolgirl uniforms
>owo.png
>My dad pops into the dungeon dressed in a japanese school teacher uniform
>I start screaming
>He says "This is where traps go to die"
>Mfw

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>>38893059
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH I HATE ROASTIES KILL THEM ALL

all in on easymode.
let's do this shit.
chad, i'm coming for your dick.

>>38893059
Asmr Darling could have my babies any day.

>>38893544
but if you have a vagina how could you be a trap

I would fondle my tits

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>>38893059
I smash the mirror. No tricks today, evil gods!

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>>38893059
Whore myself out, because that's all women are capable of doing.

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Anyone who claims that they wouldn't have some sort of serious mental breakdown in this scenario is lying.

>>38893059
I sit down and continue wasting my life on vidya and anime.

Also I take pics of my feet.

fuck this two faced asmr whore

>>38895789
>is lying
well not if they have gender dysphoria

>>38893059
Take out my futa dick and masturbate

>>38895328
>I would fondle my tits

The only correct answer.

If I've changed into a girl and have to explain this to my family it might be bad. If my family already knows, like I wake up in an alternate reality where I'm a girl, than I'd be extremely happy.

>>38893059
>wat do?
Become terrified at the implications of a malleable reality

>>38895892
Even with gender dysphoria the act of completely changing bodies would be disconcerting. Like imagine if you went to bed and woke up a year from now in the same body and how nerve wracking that would be.

>>38893059
google all the segnificant differences between both genders
try to find out if i'm psychologicaly altered (sexual preference, gender dysphoria, personality)
continue to be an autist who's way to comfortable with his own body but now as a hot female with possible extra psychological issues

>>38895843
This. Only this time because I'm a woman I get paid six figures for it

>>38893059
make money through orbiters, muh patreon, makeup youtube channel, asmr shit, streaming video games, etc.

it would be piss easy as even a moderately attractive girl

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>>38893544
>big vagina

lmao. do you mean you could fit a phone inside it?

>>38895789
>Anyone who claims that they wouldn't have some sort of serious mental breakdown in this scenario is lying.
no, there are a lot of us who do pray for this.

>>38895789
Only if by mental breakdown you mean tears of joy.

>>38893059
taste my holes then decide how I want to present myself in public

>>38893059
leach off lonely robots while giving them no sexual satisfaction. My exist alone should be reason enough for them to give me money

>Quit my job
>Find rich beta where I use his resources in exchange for 5 minute once-a-month-sex and an acknowledgement of his existence every day.

All of you would make terrible women. It's a good thing this shit ain't real.

>>38895680
Can we dox her? I live fairly close and could drive by her place and see if I could snap a few pics.

>actually did pray that I would wake up as a girl every night for years

Just kill me

Masturbate
Then continue shitposting on /r9k/

>>38893059
>start streaming and playing games
>get beta males to send me money
>live comfy off the hard work of robots

jesus christ the number of people on this board that would be infinitely happier if they just admitted they were trans and transitioned is almost unfathomable, just. please. just do it. its ok to be a girl okay

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IT'S JUST LIKE MY CHINESE CARTOONS!
>pic related

>>38897671
Not when your 26, 6 ft 3 with a receding hairline.

>>38897671
but i want to be an actual girl and not just a tranny. becoming a tranny wouldnt be worth it though because i got cucked by genetics

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>>38897671
Maybe if I was younger and had a high chance of passing but it's really not worth the complications and drama with the life I have.

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why are there so many fucking trannies and guys that wish they were girls on this board?

>>38897941
Tbh I think the statistic of .01% of the population being trans is extremely, extremely underestimating it sometimes.

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>>38897367
same here, feels bad

>>38897671
You seem pretty Jewish, I'm 5'6" and felt so good about myself when I first "passed" as a girl with pictures of my legs. Then someone asked if I was a boy in another picture I took and I almost cried. I've had some Indian messaging my girly facebook every time I log in for like a month without me replying.

>>38898073
I don't understand how I sound jewish??

>>38898073
>even at manlet highth some people cant pass
fuck i thought maybe if i was just shorter i could have the potential of passing

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>>38893059
>>38893544
Probably utter confusion that you'd write off as dreams until it went on too long.
I think most people would just try to make it work.
Consider if you have to keep up the persona of the person you're in, or if you can disappear and make new one.
Do you have job? Is this woman in your body? In between all that and more probably find some time to relax and masturbate.

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>>38893059
Literally become a world leader because a man's mind in a roastie body wew that is overpowered

>>38893059
Kill myself for waking up an inferior second class citizen who's value sharply declines every second I'm alive after I turn 20. If I'm lucky I'll have to ruin my body carrying Chad's babies.

>>38897671
I don't wanna be trans, but if in 50 years I could stuff my brainor in a 15 yr old I wouldn't mind.

>>38893059
I would be the happiest fucking girl on earth.

>>38893059
I think I might have tried something like this when I was 14 or so.
Don't think I've prayed since, what the hell I might as well try again.

>>38897671

Nah, most would not be passable.
The point is to be attractive, and even to actually have all the biological functionality of a healthy real woman.

>>38893059
Pretty much what all girls do.

Make a kikebook account, then snap a few pics to get attention and likes, then start flirting with the guys, friendzone most of them except the buff Chad, blow him and let him fuck my ass, then send pictures to all male friends to make them jelly they'll never hit that pussy.

>>38893059
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

I don't like change.

>>38897671
>jesus christ the number of people on this board that would be infinitely happier if they just admitted they were trans and transitioned is almost unfathomable, just. please. just do it. its ok to be a girl okay
got to be the real xx deal with work vag and uterus and tits and wider hips and girl brain and everything else. the whole package. medallion of zulu or short old wizard in a bathrobe style.

>>38897941
>why are there so many fucking trannies and guys that wish they were girls on this board?
allure of easy mode. duh.

>>38898046
>Tbh I think the statistic of .01% of the population being trans is extremely, extremely underestimating it sometimes.
this is an offer of magical transformation-- a do-over life reset on easy mode. yeah, that would be quite popular unless you're already in the chad 20% and reaping those benefits. the rest of guys are worthless loveless hopeless losers of life. not much lost by this trade. an upgrade in every way. periods and creepy guys and fear of rape and all that shit is not a big deal-- you just get used to it like everything else and you're left with all the perks.

>>38893059
honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i would've been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

acquire a qt bf or gf, whichever i like now, and experience a romantic relationship for the first time in my life.

>>38899070
>honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i would've been having one night stands with in college
>
>nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"
>
>with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"
>
>anyway whats this thread about?
taylor is hot as fuck. nickelodeon even hired her as a stand-in and to have her available to them if they found the right project. she's not a real brunette. nick needed her to dye her hair.

>>38899143
>taylor
Literally who?

It would be more fun to be able to swap bodies at will then see how funny it would be to watch the roastie squirm and freak that she is now an unattractive male while you do all the most kinky shit with a guy you treat better than any roastie could.

>>38893059
kill myself because im an annoying asmr whore that killed asmr

Wouldnt you have to eat a good diet and have like a specific workout routine every day. I dont know what the fuck she did to get that body. How would I maintain it?

>>38893059
tfw being a girl will NOT increase my self esteem
fuck you

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>>38898347
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>>38897671
Transitioning doesn't make you the opposite sex, it just makes you a shitty copy of the opposite sex. One of my family members had the smoothest transition ever and she (ftm) still regrets it. The best part is that you can't truly undo it, once you are trapped in the void that is where you live until you kill yourself. Seriously the survival rate is so low that any real Nazi would support transitioning because it's like Jews gassing themselves or black abortion rates. Humanity was not meant to fuck with this shit.
There's no happiness to be had in being your waifu. There is in becoming the perfect husbando for your waifu. I'd legitimately recommend cutting yourself off from porn and playing female video game characters because whether or not you know about it you're slowly identifying with the female. If you think the opposite sex has it better, it's likely that society has blinded you from being able to appreciate yourself.

>>38893059
I hope she suffers the most painful original death ever bestowed unto anyone ever. She literally ruined a very helpful thing, now asmr is just this raging stigma of, i have tits give me money. More ez girl freeloading. She uploads vids of her crying about her bf or something fucking retarded like all normies are, I hope they all die in a terrible car crash.

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>>38899716
>I'm sorry you feel that way, sweetie
>Is there anything I can do to change your mind?

>>38893059
realize I am shitty at video games now
i got nothing else in my life
kms

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Hate the Trap fetish falling to sissy shit..
>Start lifting
>Start nofap
>Get a gf
>Start liking myself
>60 day on nofap
>Search sissygasm on google
>Relapse

i can't cure my attraction to traps, i want to dominate a cute trap, put him/her chastity and dominates.


sadly this is just a internet love,is almost impossible to find feminine looking traps
with body,voice and still have the small d

wonder what she's thinkin about with that big forehead?

>>38899871
it's time to become the gf anon.

>>38893059
Go on a diet, go shopping for clothes, learn how to apply makeup, and go back to school.

>>38895857
How is she two faced?

>>38899631

How is it sad?

Y'all denying it are going to come up with absurd excuse after excuse until you're 45 and staring down the barrel of a shotgun because your choices are be a hon or die right there. You're making a huge mistake

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>>38893059
>wat do?
Finally live life on easy mode.

>>38900310
>a hon

what the fuck are you even talking about?

>>38900330
A person who transitions really late in life with no actual chance of passing. People always say 'hon, you look great' to people like that.. so, hons.

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>>38893059

time to find myself an athetlic bull with a beautiful BBC

>pic related.

>>38893059
>...
>Fuck
>Check for benis.
>Nope.
>Fuck
>Move hair so I get some fucking bangs. I don't understand why women want their whole forehead showing.
>Wipe off shitty make up.
>Clip nails.
>Grow proper eyebrows.
>Pray that I'm still white.
>Go buy clothing to fuck around with way more options available to me.
>Throw away all footwear except for a thin pair of sandals that I'd only wear if it was absolutely required. Otherwise go barefoot as much as possible.
>Retain permanent virginity because I'd be scared of somehow breaking my vagina if I put something in there. If I do fug it's feet only.
>Eventually the novelty wears away and I want my old life back because this is just the body of some normie pleb with shallow normie friends and a family that is not and never will be my own.

>>38900310
What difference would being 45 make?

Doesn't make any sense at all.

>>38900364
Or ultimately its now just used as a person who doesn't pass also. So, thats a bit brutal I guess.

>>38900390
gender dysphoria doesn't stop, it only gets worse if you don't act on it. starting hrt earlier would stop this.

>>38900415
>gender dysphoria doesn't stop

A N T I - P S Y C H O T I C S

>>38900415
How can it get worse? It's awful constantly.

Starting it earlier knowing you won't pass is literally no different to starting it later knowing you won't pass

If anything, being older makes it less worse because the prime of your life is effectively over anyway.