>hey anon can we switch seats? i wanna talk to the person

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>>38892331

>"alright m'lady, but first you must beat me at magic the gathering."
>"'tis a magical card game, m'lady."
>"if you manage to beat me, i will be forever indebted to you."
*pulls of cards*
>shall we begin?
>"anon.....I don't."
>"shh, let us begin m'lady."
*shuffles cards on desk while staring at said chick*
>"now i will deal the cards"
>"anon...I just want to switch seats.... I just can't deal with this and you know Chad is just a better male than you are!"
>"he's more athletic, he's funnier, he's taller, he just speaks to me even when he doesn't."
>"o-ok...m'lady, I wish I didn't have to do this....."
>"but you forced my hand in this one!"
*pulls out katana from military backpack*
"i'm sorry I have to do this.."
*slices Stacey as well as Chad Thundercock in half*
"'tis done.."
*tips fedora*
"farewell m'lady"
*dashes out the classroom never to be seen again*

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>>38892882

Fucked up the fucking post and captcha

I had one fucking job

>>38892954
don't worry man it wasn't that funny

>>38892331
>"NO, this is MY seat!"

>>38892331
>having a girl that sits next to you
???

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>evil plan forms in anon's head
>switch seats
>she talks with that idiot for the whole lesson
>that means she is not paying attention
>that also means she will not remember a single word from the current lesson
>at the same time anon can pay attention without idiots telling to switch seats
>do this for a long time, she will be a dumb whore and anon can rule the world with all the brain power

I genuinely thought that if I did what she said she would like me, thank god I grew up fast

>>38892979
>said Chad as he expectingly stares at you, waiting for you to give up your seat

>>38892331
you could at least crop out the fucking bottom part ffs

>>38893967
That would be claiming ownership of the image though.

>>38892979
>that funny
Wasn't funny at all

>>38893642
Oh wait turns out she was sucking the teacher's dick. She now has better marks than you and has recommendations that will look great on a resume.

>>38892331
No. Assigned seating, remember?

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>>38892331
>tfw roastie said to other roastie at table "the only cute guy sitting here left" after chad dropped out
>right in fucking front of me

>>38894410
Why are they so cruel? Do they put any thought into how their words will be taken?

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>>38893011
literally and 100% originally me